The Uber-For-Bikes Startup Is Now Officially Part of Uber (qz.com)
Uber's first acquisition under CEO Dara Khosrowshahi is of Jump Bikes, a startup that rents out shared electric dockless bikes in San Francisco and Washington DC. "The deal comes two months after Uber partnered with Jump in San Francisco to make bike rentals available through the Uber app," reports Quartz. From the report: TechCrunch reports that the deal was valued at close to $200 million. Jump, which launched in 2008 as Social Bicycles, had raised about $15 million in funding. In January the company became the first in San Francisco to receive a permit for a dockless e-bike program. Jump's team will stay "independent and focused on growth vs. integration," with CEO Ryan Rzepecki reporting directly to Khosrowshahi, Uber's CEO told his company in an email this morning (April 9). In a post on Medium, Rzepecki said Khosrowshahi's leadership made Jump feel more comfortable with the deal. "We could see the shift in the company once Dara was named CEO as he began leading with humility and in a way that we felt reflected our values," Rzepecki wrote.
Can someone explain exactly what this means to a non-hipster like myself?
How the hell does a broke company buy another broke company? Guess I need to tune into this week's Silicon Valley to find out.
"He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
$200 MILLION sounds like a LOT of bike rentals
We'll make it work as soon as we figure out this little car rental thingie.
The "Uber for" moniker is used to describe gig economy stuff where you're workers are paid piecemeal instead of in wages & benefits.
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E-bikes are for fatties and weaklings. You Amerifats should pedal your own bikes so maybe you're not so fat, weak, and diseased.
Fuck Zuck! He is the suck! Zuck is the Suck!
Gonna make me a 'home rolled' electric car.
How many ebike batteries will I have to loot and pillage to outrun a 100D? How much is the cash rental cost/bike?
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
Dysillusioned beyond reason, UBER-think is a ' too big to fail' dystopia in-wait. Lehman Brother's $639B Chapter 11 would be the USDollar value-at-risk target to beat. It is in a race for bragging rights to the take down the USD when it files for chapter 11. We have a ways to go before this ride is over
Chinese inventions stolen by Silicon Valley: high-speed rail, mobile payment, bike sharing, and e-commerce.
It's sad that America no longer innovates. The 21st century belongs to China.
Paying $200 million for a company that is losing money and has only raised $15 million is utter madness.
The real action, as anyone who walks the streets of San Francisco can see, is in dockless electric razor scooters from Bird and LimeBike. Those things are everywhere now and are hella good.
$1 to unlock then 15c per minute to use. Faster and cheaper for getting around downtown than an Uber ride.
...an Uber for vaginas.
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I'm thinking of making an uber for cars...
Who knew!?
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