No One Knows How Long the US Coastline Is (discovermagazine.com)

How long is the U.S. coastline? It's a straightforward question, and one that's important for scientists and government agencies alike. From a report: The U.S. Geological Survey could give you an answer, too, but I'm going to tell you right now that it's wrong. In fact, no one could give you the right answer, and if you look around, you'll find a number of estimations that differ by seemingly improbable amounts. One government report lists the number as 12,383 miles. The same report admits that a different government agency says the figure is actually 88,612 miles. That's an almost eight-fold disparity for a fact that seems simple to obtain. We all know how to use a ruler, right?

Well, we all know how to measure a straight line, but what about a curve? And what if that curve has curves? The crux of the problem comes down to geometry, and the fundamentally uneven nature of coastlines. Though the border between land and sea may look fairly straight when seen from far away, they're anything but. Coastlines jut and dip, curve and cut, and each deviation from a straight line adds distance. Some of these features are massive, like bays, while others are miniscule.

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It's infinite.

[jd]

Coastlines are fractal and have 1.4 dimensions. This does mean Cthulhu could break out at any moment.

Re:It's infinite.

[Obfuscant]

Coastlines are fractal and have 1.4 dimensions.

And being fractal makes the initial question of "how long" meaningless. To what resolution? If you look at the molecular level, it is nearly infinite. If you look at the sand grain level, less so. If you look at one foot intervals, even less so.

That of course leaves the question of how you define the coastline. It's not just bays and similar features that create issues, but AT WHAT TIDE LEVEL? Do you define the "coast" as being at the mean high high water (MHHW), mean sea level (MSL), high water line, or where? Do you count both sides of the Outer Banks in North Carolina, both sides and the inner edge of the sounds behind them, or just the outer edge?

The question is also meaningless because it changes nothing. Nothing changes if you say that the US coast is 1,000,000km or 200,000km or 1km. If you're estimating how much it will cost to install coastal protection you will measure how long the protection measure is, not how long the coast is behind it.

So, must be a slow news day at /.

Non-Scientific Language Question

[holophrastic]

As usual, the question isn't specific enough to have an answer. Therefore, people think it's difficult to answer.

The answer is very simple, ask for what you want.

Maybe it's how far a ship would need to travel to get to any point -- ships take gentle curves. Maybe it's how long would it take to see it all on-foot -- humans take 1-yard-long straight lines.

Another stupid question: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Again, a language question. Define the word "egg" and it's easy.

If "egg" is any egg, then dinosaurs had eggs long before chickens.
If "egg" is "chicken egg", then define "chicken egg".
If "chicken egg" is an egg laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first, by your own definition.
If "chicken egg" is an egg from which a chicken hatches, then the egg came first, by your own definition.

Stupid questions are questions that only exist because of the manner in which you formed the question itself.

As my associate likes to say: "the answer is 6. there. now, what are you going to do with it?"

Decide what you actually want to know -- that means how you're going to use the information. Ask that question. There won't be anything crazy about it.

How long is a shoreline? Tide in or out? At what depth -- does a puddle ruin everything? Footprints? What about waves lapping on the beach?

Hey, what about the birth from a river?
Do we include the entire river?
Where does the river become the ocean?
Right, that's easy, it's where the fresh water changes to salt water.
How do you want me to measure that, given that the river's "fresh" water has dirt in it.
At what level of salinity does your version of "fresh" water become your version of "salt" water?

Arbitrary trivia is arbitrary from the start. Decide what you're doing. Are you designing battleships, or water-ways for salmon? I promise, the navy doesn't agree with the fish, and they don't need to.