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Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano Erupts, Prompting Evacuation Orders (chicagotribune.com)
"Hawaii's Kilauea volcano erupted Thursday, releasing lava into a residential neighborhood and prompting mandatory evacuation orders for nearby homes," reports Chicago Tribune. The eruption comes after officials had been warning residents all week that an eruption was possible and that they should be prepared to evacuate. From the report: Hawaii County said steam and lava poured out of a crack in Leilani Estates, which is near the town of Pahoa on the Big Island. Leilani Estates has a population of about 1,500, according to the 2010 U.S. Census. But the evacuation order only covers a portion of the neighborhood. Nearby community centers have opened for shelter. The Puu Oo crater floor began to collapse Monday, triggering a series of earthquakes and pushing the lava into new underground chambers. The collapse caused magma to push more than 10 miles downslope toward the populated southeast coastline of the island.
My God! LAUNCH THE NUKES!
Let the whites evacuate. Force the niiggers, wetbacks, chinks, towelheads, kikes, and other darkies to stay behind. The kikes will burn like they're in the Nazi ovens.
He'll plonk his fat ass on the caldera, and plug any remaining leaks with his stubby mongoloid fingers!
So how does tech support fix this?
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aaaaaaaand it's gone.
Until I see the paperwork, the volcano is in Kenya.
1. How is this remotely related to technology?
2. PART of ONE neighbourhood received an evacuation order... and this is world-newsworthy HOW??
3. How the fuck does MAGMA flow on the SURFACE??? We are nerds, remember.
4. This is local news to Big Island, Hawaii. And our story is from... a Chicago newspaper? WTF.
Is the whole point of this post so that neckbeards can make "Puu oo" jokes?
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This is undoubtedly fallout from Mozilla's decision to kill off XUL plugins. Many innocent Hawaiians caught in the crossfire.
<blink>down the rabbit hole</blink>
So some rich fucks get lavatized. No big fucking deal. They made their money exploiting the colored man and the environment, now the environment is having its revenge. Fuck those haoles.
These all happen in Hawaii. Sooner or later, chance dictates that they will all occur at the same time. That would be a bad day to be on the island.
Let the ma speak for himself!
He's already enough of a joke like that.
They *were* a sovereign nation. Just like pretty much all of America before the European invations and genocides.
Not that I would blame you for the actions of your ancestors. Of course this is your home now too.
But I blame you for still talking and "thinking" (not really ... more like parroting)
Hurricanes don't happen to Hawaii. Hurricanes are specific to the Atlantic. In the Pacific they're called typhoons.
Hurricane: Atlantic Ocean and northeastern Pacific Ocean
Typhoon: Northwestern Pacific Ocean
Tropical Cyclone: South Pacific or Indian Ocean.
Hawaii is in the NE Pacific, so it does get hit by hurricanes.
Hurricanes don't happen to Hawaii. Hurricanes are specific to the Atlantic. In the Pacific they're called typhoons.
Ewa and Iniki were called hurricanes, though it might have something to do with Hawai`i being part of the USA. Hurricane Iniki still frequents my dreams.
Please stop calling this an eruption. Kilauea has been erupting continuously since 1983. This is not a new eruption. This is a new rift, a new spot that lava comes out of the ground. There have been a number of these over the course of the ongoing eruption.
The eruption isn't over until the lava lake at the summit hardens and stops.
Moderating "-1, Disagree" is simple censorship. Have the guts to post your opinion.
The difference is cultural, not geographical. We can call them hurricanes.
Slashdot continues to go downhill. I'm getting so sick of this...
Maybe you could give back the rest of the US to its native people while you're at it.
Too late. We've interbred. Now they're us and we're them.
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BRB -- I gotta go get audited.
They have had forever to fix this volcano and have do nothing. Time to give Republicans a chance! #MAGA
They just had a 6.9 magnitude earthquake. Next up, the Tsunami...