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Days After A Fiery Crash, a Tesla's Battery Keeps Reigniting (mercurynews.com)

An anonymous reader quotes the Mercury News Six days after a fiery crash on Highway 101 involving a Tesla Model X took the life of a 38-year-old San Mateo man, the car's high-voltage lithium-ion battery re-ignited while sitting in a tow yard, according to the Mountain View Fire Department... The battery reignited twice in the storage yard within a day of the accident and again six days later on March 29. Two weeks later, in an effort to avoid more fires, the NTSB and Tesla performed a battery draw down to fully de-energize it...

On the company website, Tesla wrote "the reason this crash was so severe is that the crash attenuator, a highway safety barrier which is designed to reduce the impact into a concrete lane divider, had either been removed or crushed in a prior accident without being replaced. We have never seen this level of damage to a Model X in any other crash"... Tesla also reported that the vehicle's autopilot function was active at the time of the crash...

The National Transportation Safety Board is investigating the Highway 101 crash and three other accidents also involving Teslas, including a fiery 2014 Model S crash Tuesday in Florida that killed two teenagers. Also under investigation: A Model S crashed into a fire truck near Culver City in January, and the driver reportedly said Autopilot was engaged at the time. And it is looking into a battery fire of a Model X that drove into a home's garage in Lake Forest in August.

Two hours after that story was published, a Tesla smashed into a Starbucks in Los Gatos, California.

302 comments

  1. Re:No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to find a hobby. Trump posts for every story is getting just a tad boring as fuck.

  2. Tesla smashed into starbucks by viperidaenz · · Score: 0

    Let me guess, the cameras saw the reflections in the window as a clear way forward.

    The driver is cooperating with a police investigation, she says she thought her car was in park and she does not know what happened.

    I'm glad my non-electric car has a real park setting on the transmission. One where there is a physical cable attached to the selector that engages a pawl to lock the transmission.

    1. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by jeff4747 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm glad my non-electric car has a real park setting on the transmission. One where there is a physical cable attached to the selector that engages a pawl to lock the transmission.

      Electric cars have those too. It's required by federal safety standards no matter the propulsion method.

      And people "thought the car was in park" lots of times in ICE vehicles.

    2. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by skids · · Score: 2

      It's required by federal safety standards

      ...for as long as those last.

      All the by-wire stuff spooks me, I'll never buy a car that doesn't have permanent direct mechanical coupling backups for steering and brakes... Nissan's dont-worry-the-coupling-reengages-if-the-power-fails doesn't cut it, even if it can get passed the regulations.

    3. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad my non-electric car has a real park setting on the transmission.

      Yeah, it's not like anyone was ever crushed to death because they failed to properly put their automatic in park properly.

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    4. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never driven a car that had a special park gear. I always shift to neutral when I park, except when it is on an incline. Then, I use first gear. I do always use the handbrake or its electric equivalent though.

    5. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      It's all electronically engaged in a Tesla. Even the emergency handbrake is electronically actuated.

    6. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Might be driver error I suppose But if Tesla "Autopilot" is, as critics assert, just conventional collision avoidance combined with lane keeping, shouldn''t the Collision Avoidance part discourage the vehicle from running into concrete lane dividers?

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    7. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even... In most modern cars this is the case. Yes, also ICE vehicles. My ICE car drives and parks completely electronic. It puts itself in park when I press the brake and come to a complete stop. It disables park when I press the gas paddle. It's briljant tbh.

    8. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Park == handbrake

    9. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, park in an automatic transmission actually parks the transmission. There are latches in place that help prevent the transmission from turning. You can find out for yourself by putting a (slowly) moving car into park. You hear that loud clicking sound? That's your car's transmission about to disintegrate.

      Do cars even come with manuals these days?

    10. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      All the by-wire stuff spooks me, I'll never buy a car that doesn't have permanent direct mechanical coupling backups for steering and brakes.

      You should instead use evidence based reasoning. If drive-by-wire is safer, based on actual data, then your "feelings" shouldn't matter.

    11. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      I've never driven a car that had a special park gear.

      Sounds like you have only ever had manual cars. Automatic transmissions always (AFAIK) have a park position with which a mechanical sprag engages with a toothed wheel to prevent the propellor shaft (and hence the wheels) from turning. The arrangement is provided as the equivalent of the recommended practice of leaving a manual car in gear when parked - as a last resort in case the parking brake fails for some reason like its cable breaking. What is being discussed here is how that sprag is moved - by a direct lever or cable (ie mechanically), or via an electric actuator controlled by a microchip (ie by wire).

    12. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, let's see, I have had a car suffer complete electrical failure while driving it before. Because it had a mechanical linkage between the steering wheel and the front end, I just pulled over. Because the brakes were a simple hydraulic link, I was able to stop.

      I also had a brake failure once. Because the emergency brake was a simple cable link between pedal and the brakes, I was able to stop safely.

      Drive by wire would have been a problem in either event.

    13. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do cars even come with manuals these days?

      Yes, in countries where people like to actually drive their car.

    14. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      Two hours after that story was published, a Tesla smashed into a Starbucks in Los Gatos, California.

      For some reason this almost made me spit my coffee (not Starbucks) out laughing. That was not an expected ending to the article.

    15. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not with the previous release of AP2. It filtered out stationary objects to avoid spurious detections of hazards that were actually on the edges of the road.

      The latest version - ironically, right before the accident (Tesla updates have a slow rollout process, so the driver almost certainly hadn't gotten it yet) - no longer appears to filter out stationary objects.

      The big question is: why are we still talking about this accident that happened months ago? 3300 people die per day in car accidents. There's virtually no news in any of them, but every time it's a Tesla (AP or not), it's huge news. Which creates a misleading perception, given that Teslas have such a low rate of fatalities per mile (a point that's on this site frequently used against Tesla in arguing that Autopilot doesn't actually make a driver safer - the argument is that the vehicles are physically safer to begin with, so you can't credit that to Autopilot).

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    16. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do the same with EVs. Loss of power will give you manual steering as the power assist fails. Loss of power still allows the breaks to work... they arent dependent on it. Also most EVs won't get out of park without power.

      It's entirely possible to make "safe position on power fail" systems. This is what elevators use for their breaks. They are electrically kept released and loss of power engages them. Elevators are the safest most of transportation we have ever invented.

    17. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because brake cables never fail either, right. The commonality of that is as high as the commonality of the failure of drive by wire breaking systems.

    18. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by hey! · · Score: 1

      I still miss computers having a power button that isn't a suggestion.

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    19. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Collision avoidance that only avoids running into moving objects ... interesting concept that. Don't recall Elon telling us about that. Doubtless slipped his mind.

      "3300 people die per day in car accidents." More like 90 a day in the US. Maybe 500 a day worldwide? Call it 700 or 800 if we include motorcycles and motorscooters? But Vespas don't come with "Autopilot"

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    20. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You're making an assumption with zero data available to back it up.

      The linked story was a picture of the rear end of a Tesla sticking out of a Starbucks. There was no accompanying text (at the time of me writing this) other than the factual statement that someone parked their Tesla inside of a Starbucks. So you assumed that someone activated Autopilot and it drove into a building straight away, rather than someone selected the wrong gear and absent-mindedly stabbed the accelerator, which happens all the damn time for some reason regardless of the badge on the car.

      Someone does this in an Audi and it would barely make Facebook. But because it's a Tesla it will be national news. Yeah, and there's no press bias at all.

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    21. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends if the driver is a dumb american. killing dumb americans is a worldwide saftey system.

    22. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      We all know that brake hydraulic lines never corrode and fail, vomiting poisonous chemicals all over the road, right when you're building pressure in the lines (e.g. braking). And parking brake cables never get water into their jacket, rusting the cable - weakening it's tensile strength and causing it to expand in the jacket freezing it in place through friction - causing the cable to snap the next time you try to use the handbrake. - I've personally had that happen on three different vehicles from three different manufacturers. Oh, and some parking brake systems are a cable that runs to the rear brake calipers to manually add pressure to the brake piston - if you have no hydraulic pressure in the line, the parking brake is useless as well - VW did this on about 11 years worth of Jettas, Golfs, Cabrios; it's a common failure.

      Your simple mechanical systems aren't as foolproof as you think.

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    23. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Rei · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't recall Elon telling us about that.

      It's well known among Tesla owners.

      More like 90 a day in the US. Maybe 500 a day worldwide?

      Nearly 1.3 million people die in road crashes each year, on average 3,287 deaths a day.

      Were you unaware that Tesla sells vehicles worldwide?

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    24. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My shifter cable in a manual broke in atlanta traffic once and I was stuck in 2nd gear. At least I could start and stop, but I topped out at around 40 mph.

    25. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Because Tesla has the shiny, new technology of the future. It seems important to pay attention.

    26. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You mean one that engages the transmission body into a loaded state and may break it if the electronic controls decide to engage the clutch pack anyway?

      My manual-transmission car used physical linkages to pull bits and pieces of the transmission around under human-only power, since the force required is so small as to not benefit from any sort of power shifting mumbo jumbo. My electric car, as with a non-electric automatic transmission, uses a computer controller to disengage the clutch from the electric motor when parked.

      Automatic transmissions in gasoline and diesel vehicles use a set of clutches managed by computer algorithms to shift automatically. It's not like there's an electronic switch that energizes one clutch and de-energizes another when you pull the shifter into D or P; it just registers an input with a computer.

    27. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      What is your point? The parking/emergency brake is a secondary backup for the hydraulic brake system. The likelihood of both failing simultaneously is quite low.

    28. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by mixed_signal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Your simple mechanical systems aren't as foolproof as you think." No one said they are foolproof. The discussion here is that the system still works (somewhat) even with no electrical power. In addition, mechanical systems tend to fail slowly and give noticeable indications of problems well before actual failure. Electrical and software failures can be sudden, e.g. a connector fails (common) or a bug.

    29. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      Viperidaenz is talking about the parking/emergency brake, not some auto parking system.

    30. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      If the coupling is some kind of spring-loaded clamp which is disengaged by solenoid force, then it requires constant power to stay disengaged. A power failure would re-engage it. You'd have to wire the entire power flow to your drive-by-wire system in series to ensure catastrophic failure and re-engage the mechanical linkage--which is doable.

      I've actually considered the same for microwaves: have a high-power linkage inside the microwave door latch, such that the latch must engage (hot terminal inside the latch, not the door). Because the latch arm rocks, disengagement cuts power both inside the door itself (arm goes downward, pulling a connecting terminal) and inside the microwave body (the hook at the end of the latch arm goes upward when opening, disconnecting from the hot terminal inside).

      In this way, you must mechanically alter the microwave oven to have it open while powering the magnetron. It's not a logical switch, but rather a break in the power circuit path.

      That's how you design dangerous systems.

    31. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My desktop computer still has it, it's part of power supply tho. What I miss are Turbo Mode button, and physical lock. Yeah...

    32. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      I think that this is the least likely to be related to a drive by wire and will probably come down to driver error. For whatever reason people make this mistake all the time - they jam the wrong pedal, make the wrong drive mode selection, etc.

      Pedal errors do happen, but this particular kind is a rare bird indeed according to this study:

      Before leaving the serious error category, it should be mentioned that there were only two instances in which the subject depressed the accelerator instead of the brake. In both cases the subject recognized the error immediately and made a correction. There were no instances, in other words, in which the subject persisted in mistaking the accelerator for the brake.

      And in this particular situation, the driver would have had to keep that pedal jammed for a long time and through lots of chaos. Look at the setup where the accident happened. The car had to first jump the curb, which takes a lot of force and gives the driver plenty of feedback that something is very wrong, and then still managed to run across the entire sidewalk area and hit the building with enough force to embed itself almost fully through the wall.

      Given all that and the fact that we're talking about a car that has full control of its faculties and regularly makes bad "decisions" about how to use them, Occam says it most likely wasn't the driver.

    33. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time your mommy or daddy take you somewhere, ask them what the "P" means on the shifter. I think the answer may shock you.

    34. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by jythie · · Score: 1

      Eh, even in non-electric cars people can make this mistake. I can recall years ago when I was picking up my car from the mechanic and they had left it in drive or something with no emergency break set, so when I turned the key the car lurched forward into the one in front of it.

    35. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drive a Tesla Model S. I don't have an emergency handbrake that I am aware of. But, just to be sure, I downloaded the manual again just now. No. No emergency handbrake in the Model S.

    36. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally objective analysis of Tesla related news, as per usual, by Rei. Why no mention of the mean people short selling Tesla stock?

    37. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      So, planning to never get on an airplane ever again?

    38. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now divide the deaths by the total numbers of drivers/autos. Then look at the results.

    39. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Electrically, not electronically.

      There's not much practical difference between "locking pins engaged by a hunk of metal" and "locking pins engaged by an electric motor". There's still a physical locking mechanism.

      Electrically-actuated is actually becoming common on ICE vehicles. The car can detect the circuit is broken or the motor is dead. It can't detect that a physical actuator has broken.

    40. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Rei · · Score: 1

      There's just under a billion cars in the world, meaning that fatal accidents per year average over 1 in every 1000 vehicles.

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    41. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hey, I like the shorts. Thanks to them I was able to buy TSLA at $267. Like most people, I'm generally fond of individuals who choose to give me their money.

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    42. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you don't have one of those Jeeps or other Fiat Chrysler cars ICE cars without that functionality

    43. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      I'm glad my non-electric car has a real park setting on the transmission. One where there is a physical cable attached to the selector that engages a pawl to lock the transmission.

      Well, shit. There goes that argument.

      There is no such thing as an infallible system. Doesn't exist. Period.

      I've personally had the nut holding the shift linkage arm to the shaft come loose. Felt the detents as it shifted from drive to park, just happened to miss the last one where it didn't click from R to P because of the loose nut. Luckily I was on a flat surface. I didn't even find out till I went to leave the next day and the damn thing wouldn't shift.

    44. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a nice theory, but unfortunately, you're wrong.

      I was once rear-ended by a pedal error.. 3 times in 5 seconds, by the same car.

      We were stopped at a light, for at least a minute. I was about 10th in line. When the 8th and 9th cars started moving, the car behind me "slammed" (5-10mph) into me.. and then again a second or two later... and then again, a second or two later, before I finally had time to turn off on to the shoulder.

      The lady behind the wheel said she was "sure" she was hitting her brake and not the accelerator, and couldn't understand why the car kept going forward. In 5 seconds, with a car already going at 30mph and not at a stop, the Starbucks scenario could easily happen.

    45. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      But note well, the total electrical failure is a single point of failure for brakes and steering when you have drive by wire. Otherwise, there are three independent systems that can keep you from crashing (4 or 5 if you count downshifting and slamming the transmission in park).

      How likely would you consider the simultaneous failure of 3 independent systems vs. one?

    46. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sure, there is no reason an EV has to be drive by wire. My complaint isn't about EV, it's about any vehicle dependent on drive by wire

    47. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It will take at least 20 years for the data to be in.

      Right now, drive by wire cars are still relatively new. Sure their are stats, but they are _easily_ manipulated. e.g. Tesla safety stats.

      Personally, I'll consider drive by wire when the car makers bring their dev efforts up to FAA standards. None have a history of pure competence.

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    48. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 2

      My complaint is that too many cars have no backup if the electrical system goes out. You lose steering, shifting, and regular and parking brake all in one shot.

      On older cars, steering, main brake, shifting, and parking brake are independent systems. Yopu are MUCH MUCH less likely to have 4 failures at the same time than one.

    49. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Two hydraulic circuits plus a cable e-brake.

      It's not foolproof, but it has no single point of failure.

      Using VW as an example? All that proves is you buy SHITTY cars. Water cooled VWs have always sucked balls, never more than today. Even my German relatives have finally admitted that VW is on the 'never again' list. If you know Germans, you know that didn't come easy.

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    50. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I would NEVER get into an airplane who's software was developed by the car industry. NEVER.

      When the car industry adopts the FAA's commercial aviation software validation process, I'll consider it.

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    51. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Actually I do. A 1960 with push button shift. Didn't have a park gear that you could use (it was in the trans, but the 'linkage' never engaged it.

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    52. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by quintus_horatius · · Score: 1

      And in this particular situation, the driver would have had to keep that pedal jammed for a long time and through lots of chaos. Look at the setup where the accident happened. The car had to first jump the curb, which takes a lot of force and gives the driver plenty of feedback that something is very wrong, and then still managed to run across the entire sidewalk area and hit the building with enough force to embed itself almost fully through the wall.

      I think you seriously over-estimate people's abilities to correct themselves, and how long it takes these events to unfold

      In most pedal errors, the first instinct is to press harder on the pedal. Remember, the person generally thinks they have their foot on the brake, now the car is moving -- better push on that "brake" pedal harder.

      In addition to that confused impulse, the car (which is under heavy or full acceleration at this point) can traverse quite some distance before you can even physically react. At 10 mph you cover 14.6 feet per second -- so in the time it takes for you to recognize what's wrong, remove your foot from the accelerator, and begin pushing on the brake, reasonably about 2 seconds, you've already covered 30+ feet -- but by the end of that 2 seconds you're already moving at 20 mph or more (or have already crashed into a stationary object).

      A few years back, as my wife finished parking our car, the parked car opposite suddenly lurched over the curb, across an embankment that is wider than the sidewalk you referenced, over another curb, and into the front end of our car. The driver, an older gentleman in his 80s, was understandably horrified. It was a clear case of mistaking the gas and brake while getting ready to leave, as well as mistaking forward and reverse. Nobody was hurt, but our car was totalled, and the gentleman never drove again. The point to the story is, these things happen faster than you imagine.

    53. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Bill, your lack of engineering sense is showing.

    54. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just looked at my shifter, and I don't see any position labeled "P". I've got "R", and 1 through 6.

    55. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slamming in park may not work. Many years ago I had a 60s era car. I was coming to a stop and the brake line burst, luckily I was going slowly. Stupid single stage master cylinder lol. I then tried the park brake. All the way to the floor, no stopping. So out of desperation I tried to drop it in park. It went, but nothing engaged, the car still rolling. It did make one hell of an interesting noise though XD. I ended up driving into a ditch to avoid hitting the car stopped in front of me.

      Transmissions might be better at that now a days, but even if it managed to stop you, I'd bet on some lasting transmission issues.

    56. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's required by federal safety standards

      ...for as long as those last.

      They are not going away. Even CAFE is probably not going away. The automakers are supposedly going to ask Trump not to blow it away, just to delay it a bit. Five, maybe ten years tops. That will give them an entire additional produce cycle to meet goals. But they still have to make vehicles with improved emissions for the global market, so it wouldn't save them a single penny in design money if Trump were to eliminate the CAFE requirements completely. No automaker wants to make a separate powertrain just for one country, that's expensive.

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    57. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Except you were worried about an electrical failure, not a software failure. But the goalposts do look nice in their new location.

    58. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, let's see, I have had a car suffer complete electrical failure while driving it before. Because it had a mechanical linkage between the steering wheel and the front end, I just pulled over.

      Try this experiment: connect an electric motor to an electric generator. Turn the generator. What happens to the motor shaft?

      Because the brakes were a simple hydraulic link, I was able to stop.

      Brake-by-wire systems in use on road cars today actually have a hydraulic system. When the system is working, it modulates braking pressure. When it isn't, you have normal hydraulic brakes. Odds are the brake proportion is wrong in that case, but you can still stop the vehicle.

      I also had a brake failure once. Because the emergency brake was a simple cable link between pedal and the brakes, I was able to stop safely.

      Yes, EPBs are complete horseshit. There should always be a cable or linkage on the parking brake. They could be electrically assisted, for customers that need that.

      Drive by wire would have been a problem in either event.

      Nah, only the second one.

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    59. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would a car with corroded brake lines or a rusty handbrake cable pass inspection?

    60. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite, no.

      There isn't a physical connection between the gear selector the transmission on a Tesla (or Chevy Bolt, or Ford Fusion PHEV, or most current vehicles). At least those three all use an electric parking brake that uses a motor driven screw to mechanically squeeze brake pads onto the rear brake rotors.

      But they all still have hydraulic brakes and a mechanical linkage for the steering.

    61. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not like them, but VW, Audi and Skoda score pretty well in independent reliability tests and tend to last much longer than other brands. There is a reason Golf IIIs and IVs are still everywhere while contemporary Opels, Fords and Renaults have long died out.

    62. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      First: Not me.

      Second: No he isn't, he's worried about 'drive by wire' calling that 'electrical failure' is a reading comprehension fail. Given the history (look into the software in Toyota's that has been examined in some detail...ignore the 1 week NASA look) software is exactly what he should be worried about.

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    63. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      Try this experiment: connect an electric motor to an electric generator. Turn the generator. What happens to the motor shaft?

      Now, YOU try this. Dead short the positive and negative together. Try spinning that motor enough to generate a measurable voltage in the electrical system.

      Brake-by-wire systems in use on road cars today actually have a hydraulic system. When the system is working, it modulates braking pressure. When it isn't, you have normal hydraulic brakes. Odds are the brake proportion is wrong in that case, but you can still stop the vehicle.

      That is anti-lock brakes, not drive by wire.

    64. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 85% of new cars have a manual gearbox. For older cars, the percentage is much higher (95%+). Before DSG and high-efficiency eight-speed slushboxes, automatics were only bought by the elderly and people with disabilities, as well as the occasional taxi driver.

    65. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I assume you also engaged the parking brake too.

    66. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Duh. That's why I said "let me guess"
      If I had data to go on it wouldn't be guessing.

    67. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by skids · · Score: 1

      Well, TBH, if it were plausible on an engineering/cost level, I might be just fine with a rheostat/variable-capacitor-based backup braking system on PM motors, as long as there still was a pad-based cable controlled e-brake for the last 5mph. (Try this experiment, short a stepper motor, then notice how hard it is to turn.) Of course, dumping all the waste heat without a disk or drum is a bit of a challenge in that case, even if you could get it to work at the currents/voltages involved in stopping a multi-ton car from highway speeds.

      I can trust very simple analogue electronics for emergencies, but trusting an active control system to work in a pinch is something I'm simply not inclined to do.

    68. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      I think you seriously over-estimate people's abilities to correct themselves, and how long it takes these events to unfold

      I'm not estimating anything -- I cited to and quoted from a study that found pedal errors aplenty, but zero incidences of this particular one.

      In most pedal errors, the first instinct is to press harder on the pedal. Remember, the person generally thinks they have their foot on the brake, now the car is moving -- better push on that "brake" pedal harder.

      This is a well-worn idea that the study explicitly found not to be true for people pushing the accelerator instead of the brake. Your anecdote suggesting otherwise concerned an octogenarian that clearly shouldn't have been driving a car at all. There's no evidence the driver in this situation was impaired at all, much less to that extreme degree.

    69. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by skids · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with this solution (which is basically the Nissan one) is that you are relying on the spring/clutch to not wedge up and just sit there (or in the case of a meshing system rather than a clutch, fail to interlock.) This has to work flawlessly under conditions that may include abrupt jolts due to collisions or terrain. An assembly that stays assembled is less likely to have those problems, and already has decades of in-the-field testing behind it.

    70. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That is anti-lock brakes, not drive by wire.

      You're right and you're wrong. It's how all the brake by wire systems on the market work. They do their own computer-controlled braking, the amount of which is based on hydraulic pressure and all of which is provided by the ABS system unless the electronics fail. Then a solenoid turns off, a valve opens, and your foot is hydraulically connected to the brakes.

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    71. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      I assume you also engaged the parking brake too.

      Ha ha, funny guy. It was a 1976 Silverado being driven in 1998. It hadn't had a parking brake for 10 years by the time I got it.

    72. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....and Americans.

      They're probably the same thing though...

    73. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually the brakes are usually 2 systems as well. I lost my back brakes once, pedal went down a lot further but the truck stopped just about as well and after I crimped the rear brake line, I carefully drove home.
      Another time the idler pulley for the serpentine belt seized up as I was making a turn, if there had been traffic, I would have hit it as unexpected heavy steering meant swinging wide. Couldn't believe how hard that was to drive the last mile on a winding road home.

      I'll add that with the foot activated parking brake, I'd hate to try to stop with it.

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    74. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by dryeo · · Score: 1

      How would a car with corroded brake lines or a rusty handbrake cable pass inspection?

      By living somewhere where there are no inspections.

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    75. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by dryeo · · Score: 1

      There's usually a switch to prevent starting in any gear besides P or N. Even manuals usually have a switch hooked up to the clutch pedal to prevent starting in gear.
      It's actually more common (or was) for that switch to screw up and prevent starting.

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    76. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Surprised it even started as that usually fucks up the neutral safety switch first.
      I had a stick shift come out of the transmission once, fun driving 20 miles stuck in first.

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    77. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody will deny the press has a huge bias in favour of Tesla, but it could be argued that a crash involving a Tesla vehicle is bad news for Tesla.

    78. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Places without inspections probably have bigger problems to worry about than a few poorly maintained cars, which are probably still safer than the equally poorly maintained motorcycles people in those countries would otherwise ride.

    79. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      The standard response is drive-by-wire is safe because airplanes do it.
      The reality is that airplanes undergo regular mechanical checks by certified mechanics. Private cars have no such safety checks.

      That's why drive-by-wire isn't as safe as engineers and zealots think. I want to see it working in a 20-year-old vehicle that's undergone "normal' (close to zero) maintenance.

    80. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      The reason drive-by-wire will fail in private cars is because of FAA rules, but not the design rules. You cannot design that well. Period.
      The FAA safety check rules are what makes drive-by-work in airplanes--looking for issues after every 40 hours of flight time.

      Let's see how well drive-by-wire works in a 20-year-old Tesla with minimal maintenance.

    81. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      That does make a difference. Typically, auto mechanics don't have more than a continuity checker, so they can't say if the control wire is solid or hanging by a thread. assuming any maintenance is even happening.

    82. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In almost every developed country, cars have to pass an annual safety inspection, which invariably involves a detailed inspection, measurements and tests of the brake system.

    83. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Most countries might, but one huge market - California - does not.

    84. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a (perhaps older) Citroen, with a common hydro-pneumatic system powering your steering, brakes, and suspension.

    85. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      IIRC, if that fails, you lose power assist, but still have manual steering and brakes.

    86. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      According to the article that I read, It was a 2012 without autopilot.

    87. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The solenoid mechanism would tend to return to its lowest energy state when jolted, rather than wedge up due to vibration. It would have to be physically-damaged to fail.

      A clutching mechanism only has to close. A gear meshing system is generally fine because they interlock well: when one part turns, it shifts to interlock. Helical and spiral-tooth spur gears tend to slip and connect more-easily than dog gears. In a steering system, you also have slow movement, so little chance of teeth skipping and gear grinding.

      Generally, the failure modes which would prevent interlock are also modes which would jam the gears if constantly meshed; although you're certainly adding another mechanical action that could fail.

      I would place more concern on the drive-by-wire software failing than on the mechanical system.

    88. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Los Gatos Patch the Tesla that crashed into Starbucks was not equipped with Autopilot, this was driver stupidity, nothing more.

    89. Re:Tesla smashed into starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Tesla was not equipped with Autopilot.

    90. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Yes, I should have said that they lost power assist. And I don't know how the suspension reacted.

      However, I would not call it 'manual steering and brakes', as that term usually refers to a system which has no power assist from the start. Losing both would be a handful, and it seems that common failures would be more common than separate ones,

    91. Re: Tesla smashed into starbucks by sjames · · Score: 1

      I haven't driven a Citroen, but I have been driving a car when the engine stalled suddenly, meaning power steering and brakes went out. I wouldn't say it handled well, but it handled well enough to come to a safe stop on the side of the road.

  3. The desperate schmucks... by Type44Q · · Score: 3, Informative

    The desperate schmucks who've shorted Tesla would love nothing more than another headline but the implication here (that Li-ON is even less stable than some of us may have realized) affects Tesla only indirectly... and effects their [viable, prospective] competition equally.

    Eyebrow raising but otherwise changing nothing.

    1. Re:The desperate schmucks... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      (that Li-ON is even less stable than some of us may have realized)

      Even less stable? Given it's a car, the point of comparison is petrol. I mean sure, they don't tend to re-ignite days after but that's only because once they ignite at all they go so fast there's nothing left to reignit ever.

      Back to the battery though, LiPo are known to be fragile and I'm surprised as to how resilliant the Tesla battery packs have proven.

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    2. Re:The desperate schmucks... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      You probably shouldn't be all that impressed considering how lithium batteries, like most things that can burst into flames, need oxygen to do so and with the way Tesla puts them together with spot welds they're pretty airtight until you get into a very high energy crash. I say high energy and not high speed because a slower crash with a very heavy vehicle, like say a train, can create an as much if not more damage than a much higher speed crash simply due to the laws of physics (E = mv^2 you know).

      That said, with the amount of energy that's stored in electric car batteries, particularly those belonging to bigger cars like the Model X, Tesla really ought to start adding a safe discharge port so that emergency services and the people who recover cars that have been in serious accidents can remove the fire hazard (it's the energy in the battery that is the source of energy in lithium battery fires) by simply discharging the battery into the ground.

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    3. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...so that emergency services and the people who recover cars that have been in serious accidents can remove the fire hazard (it's the energy in the battery that is the source of energy in lithium battery fires) by simply discharging the battery into the ground.

      You know that would take hours, right?

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    4. Re:The desperate schmucks... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They usually drain the liquid fuel after a serious accident. Seems like discharging the battery in similar circumstances might be a good idea.

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    5. Re:The desperate schmucks... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      If it takes less than 30 minutes to go from about 20% to about 90% using a supercharger station I can't imagine it'll take all that long to do the reverse with just high grade metal wire (say a lighter version of what they use for power lines) straight to ground. If you're doing really high speed semi-uncontrolled discharges it should obviously be delay or remote triggered, but I can't imagine it being more than 20 minutes to completely discharge the battery to the ground safely in most cases.

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    6. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      That said, with the amount of energy that's stored in electric car batteries

      Electrical energy stored != combustion potential energy, and combustion potential energy != energy that can be practically released in normal circumstances (there's five times more potential energy to be released from the combustion of 1000kg of alumium or graphite vs. 1000kg of nitroglycerine, but which one would you rather be next to in a crash?).

      It is not the "energy" stored in the batteries in "lithium battery fires" as you put it. First off, they're lithium-ion batteries, not lithium batteries, and yes, there's a big difference. There's no metallic lithium in lithium-ion batteries unless they've been abused (plating out of lithium at the anode is a failure mode, due to attempting to overcharge a cell or charging at too low of temperatures - both of which are prevented in a proper EV battery pack). The power (not energy) of the cell may provide a (significant) short-circuit ignition source if crushed, but what happens thereout depends on the chemistry of the cell; the fire from a burning cell (in varieties that are capable of burning) is most often the electrolyte (of which there are many varieties). The rest of the cell just isn't that flammable; the anodes are predominantly carbon (graphite or amorphous, sometimes with silicon) and the cathodes are metal oxides. The lithium itself is present as ions (hence the name) intercalated (in small quantities) in the lattices of the graphite and metal oxides.

      What happens in a battery pack, however, is a bit different from an isolated cell. In a ruptured, internally-short-circuiting cell in a battery pack, the heat and contents are released, but they're released into non-flammable temperature-regulated pack coolant. Aka, quenched. Packs also employ a variety of processes to physically isolate cells from each other. Normally, cell failures are self-extinguishing in a pack. The problem with this accident is that it was so energetic that it utterly mangled the battery pack. Which is hard to do, as the pack lies within the wheelbase, but "high speeds into a concrete barrier" is a huge amount of impact force. When storing this pack, there was almost certainly no coolant left, and a lot of damaged cells. Yes, the remaining charge was an ignition source, but it's not what you see physically burning; on its own, a short circuiting cell just makes itself very hot. Anything that happens after that is a result of the consequences of that heat - and more specifically, the results of that heat on the electrolyte.

      Tesla will need to adjust the storage procedures for such heavily damaged wrecks. This appears to be the first case of reignition days after extinguishing in the company's history, but it'll need to be accounted for.

      Either way, the rate of EV in general (and Tesla in specific) fires is much less than with ICEs.

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    7. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Rei · · Score: 1

      I'd think that one of the biggest challenges would actually be one of the safety features - the pyro fuse. It blows instantly in an accident, disabling all discharge.

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    8. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just another way for Musk to put blame on everything but Tesla. "The auto pilot was on, driver wasn't paying attention". "The divider was missing or damaged, also not our fault". "Exploding batteries? its cause the person crashed it, not our problem also."" Now would you like a new Tesla for $70,000?"

    9. Re:The desperate schmucks... by msauve · · Score: 2

      "discharge the battery to the ground?" You might want to Google around about electricity. It doesn't work that way.

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    10. Re:The desperate schmucks... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      Where do you think the ground pin in your electrical outlets goes? Or any earthed electrical system for that matter?

      I somehow get the feeling I'm arguing with just a very low effort troll...

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    11. Re:The desperate schmucks... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      No, you're just an idiot. The ground, i.e. the earth, has nothing to do with discharging a DC battery.

      If you shorted a battery with "high grade metal wire" you'd rapidly cause the fire you were trying to avoid, that's assuming protection circuits don't interrupt the process and defeat the discharge entirely. You have to use a load designed to discharge the battery within it's operating parameters and that load has nothing to do with an earth ground.

      I don't believe you're so much a "cynical critic" as an "uninformed fool".

    12. Re:The desperate schmucks... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yes I would like a Tesla, which is why my fiance and I still have one on order.

      Nothing you said is in any way convincing of anything, as they're all dominos in a line. Yes, the driver should still pay attention with Autopilot turned on. It's not a fully autonomous vehicle, and it requires you to give it steering input periodically to keep the system active. The safety equipment on the concrete divider was missing or already damaged, which increased the severity of damage from the wreck caused by the driver not paying attention as required. That equipment would not have prevented the collision, but it would have absorbed a significant amount of energy from it - that's why they're put on exposed concrete dividers to begin with. The extreme damage from the collision with the unprotected concrete divider, combined with a negligent driver not paying any attention and using a system outside of what its designers explicitly deem to be safe, caused enough damage to the battery pack that it's still catching fire.

      The Autopilot failure is probably Tesla's fault, especially since you can find YouTube video of someone else replicating the circumstances on a highway with an exposed divider and faded pavement markings. But this is exactly why they require you to still pay attention when using Autopilot - it's not perfect and nobody is claiming it is. If he's paying attention, he has plenty of time to stop or swerve away from the concrete divider and none of the other dominos fall. Instead, the driver is paying attention to whatever the fuck else he thought was more important than hurtling down a freeway at 70 mph, and hits a concrete divider that has no crash protection, and the battery pack casing gets compromised by being crushed against reinforced concrete at 70 mph, and due to being compromised in ways that couldn't be protected against unless you're designing it for safe re-entry from orbit, it catch fire multiple times.

      But somehow this is all on Tesla, and the poor negligent driver was a victim of the big bad evil corporation. Good job at failing logic.

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    13. Re:The desperate schmucks... by msauve · · Score: 2

      My water pipe goes into the ground, too, but I don't expect to get electricity out of the faucet. Seriously, you lack an understanding of even basic electricity.

      Simply, a battery has two poles, positive and negative. To draw power out of a battery, you connect an electrical load between the two poles.

      There's no ground involved at all. That's why you can carry a cellphone around and it doesn't need to be grounded. It's why an electric car works even though it's electrically insulated from the ground by rubber tires. Connecting a wire from a car battery to earth ground isn't going to do anything at all.

      "Ground" is also used to refer to the part of an electrical circuit which provides sort of a baseline voltage for a circuit. The negative pole of a car battery is often connected to a vehicles "chassis ground." But with that sort of ground, you wouldn't talk about putting power "into the ground." That ground has absolutely nothing to do with earth ground. That AC circuit you mentioned? It has power and neutral wires in addition to that ground wire (which does go to earth ground). All the power flows through those non-ground wires. The ground wire is just for safety. Ground fault interrupter outlets turn off if they see any current going through the ground wire. Ever seen something with a 2 prong cord? - doesn't even have a ground pin.

      Back to that battery. If you just short the poles of the battery with a wire, you get lots of energy, very quickly. With a powerful battery, you might vaporize the wire or have an explosion. And some batteries become unsafe when they're discharged too quickly. So, you need a load with the right resistance so you drain it fast, but not so fast as to be unsafe.

      And that load is going have to deal with all the energy it's absorbing, which will be released as heat. To discharge a full Tesla battery in 1/2 hour would release the heat of over 110 electric space heaters.

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    14. Re:The desperate schmucks... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Where do you think the ground pin in your electrical outlets goes? Or any earthed electrical system for that matter?

      But a car isn't an "earthed electrical system". The electrical ground on a car is the negative terminal on the battery. That's why anytime you are working under the hood, you want to disconnect the *negative* terminal. That way, if you happen to lay a wrench between the car's frame/engine/whatever and a single battery terminal (either one), nothing will happen because the battery circuit isn't completed.

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    15. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My water pipe goes into the ground, too, but I don't expect to get electricity out of the faucet

      I'd watch yourself there. During a lightening storm I never use running water because of fear of getting electricity out of my faucet. Toilets are typically fine because the water in the bowl is isolated from the plumbing, but a shower during a lightening storm, no thank you. A strike too close to your house and you'll be having a very bad day.

    16. Re:The desperate schmucks... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Seems like a difficult problem to solve. I wonder if submerging it might be a good idea. That's one common way of dealing with spent lithium cells, but 100kWh is a lot of energy...

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    17. Re:The desperate schmucks... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The problem is when you physically damage a cell, shorting the layers, it will often catch fire. There is pretty much nothing you can do about it.

      Take a charged LiPo cell outside and drive a nail through it.

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    18. Re:The desperate schmucks... by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > affects Tesla only indirectly... and effects their [viable, prospective] competition equally.

      Is that true though? Tesla has the largest battery capacity, and Tesla's batteries are hidden in the lower frame of the car, in over 7000 individually placed batteries, surrounded by cooling. Many of their competitors have battery packs, which is a big part of Tesla's advantage in performance, is the low CG and cooled batteries.

      Also in the position of being solely dedicated to electric, and the largest electric car manufacture also makes them the most vulnerable (as a company) to changes to electric car standards for battery placement and care.

    19. Re:The desperate schmucks... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      If you connect both poles to ground, the battery will discharge (that’s equivalent to shorting it)

    20. Re:The desperate schmucks... by MaxiCat_42 · · Score: 1

      Li batteries supply their own oxidant. The only way to be sure of them not self-igniting is to immerse them in water. Your knowledge of chemistry is about as good as your knowledge of electricity.

      Phil.

    21. Re:The desperate schmucks... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      I lived in a house where electricity came out of the tap, actually the shower head. Turned out to be a bad connection where the power came into the house, lose return line so all the power was going to earth through the pipes and the metal shower stalls drain was a better conductor then the water pipes.
      Luckily it was mostly a low voltage buzz rather then a killer shock.

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    22. Re:The desperate schmucks... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      You know that would take hours, right?

      Yeah, so what? It typically takes hours to clear up an accident scene anyway.

      Besides, the time needed to discharge the battery is a function of the current sink used.
      For example, how about using the current to power a giant quadcopter to fly the wreck to a safer place?

  4. when your day is done and you wanna run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cocaine

  5. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  6. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Slashtards are always regurgitating the same tired jokes about Beowulf clusters and "will it run Crysis?" Don't like it? Go fuck yourself, asshole.

    You should be careful who you insult, pussy boy.

  7. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much longer does Tesla and it's financiers ...

    How much longer are YOU going to continue using "it's" when "its" is the correct usage ?

    It's = it is.

  8. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So whiny. And disingenuous to boot. You know why it's good for the US that the tax credit exists and you know when it ends, because you own a google machine.

  9. Re:No driving in Federal Prison by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

    Seriously. The autism is strong in this one.

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  10. Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are safe by kriston · · Score: 0

    Tell me again how lining the bottom of a vehicle with thousands of Lithium Ion batteries is somehow safer than having a tank of gasoline, diesel, hydrogen, ethanol, propane, and LNG.

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  11. Duh: drain the batteries ... by jschultz410 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In any accident that hurts the integrity of the batteries, then they should be drained as standard operating procedure.

    If a gas tank was leaking, then would they just let that go too?

    1. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I've been waiting for a barrage of "Killer Tesla" stories ever since it started to look like the people with a short position on Tesla stock were going to take it up the pooper again.

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    2. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "In any accident that hurts the integrity of the batteries, then they should be drained as standard operating procedure"

      Safely "draining" 50 or more KwH of electricity is likely to be a non-trivial job. Especially if the battery is damaged and may have a few broken ground/power connections. You can drain gasoline or diesel into a metal tank. Electrons, not so much.

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    3. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "You can drain gasoline or diesel into a metal tank" - providing there are no holes from accident damage (or rust in an old vehicle) in the tanks to be drained or you'll be standing in that flammable liquid

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    4. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      You can drain gasoline or diesel into a metal tank. Electrons, not so much.

      Unlike gasoline or diesel, which can still ignite after being drained from the tank, electricity is pretty much harmless once you've discharged it into a ground, like say the ground. Only danger is that people who really don't know what they're doing may put themselves in the electrical path between the battery and the ground, but the thing about current is that it will always take the path of lowest resistance to ground, meaning that it's easy to create procedures for this that are pretty much foolproof.

      Only downside I see from this is a bit of petty vandalism by people going around discharging the batteries in people's electric cars. However even that can be solved by just putting the discharge port/ports inside the boot, front "frunk" and/or passenger compartment, thus turning it into a non-issue like putting sugar into the gas tank.

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    5. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Elecrticity does not work like that. You seem to think it acts like a substance.

    6. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Safely "draining" 50 or more KwH of electricity is likely to be a non-trivial job. Especially if the battery is damaged and may have a few broken ground/power connections.

      The battery pack should be designed for this, assuming it isn't already.

      You can drain gasoline or diesel into a metal tank. Electrons, not so much.

      You can drain electrons "into" a carbon rod. That's even cheaper than a metal tank.

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    7. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      What part of my explanation assumes it acts like a substance and not just a whole bunch of electrons stored in the battery material that just needs to be allowed to migrate away from the battery material? I thought using a high grade metal wire of some kind for this was kind of obvious... This isn't a regular news site for the scientifically and technically illiterate after all.

      Sure, I could have explained the electrocution risk in terms of people making themselves part of the circuit from the battery to ground, but claiming that I don't understand how electricity works reeks of a very low effort straw man.

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    8. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by sphealey · · Score: 3, Informative

      = = = Unlike gasoline or diesel, which can still ignite after being drained from the tank, electricity is pretty much harmless once you've discharged it into a ground, like say the ground. = = =

      There's a pretty common belief, probably stemming from how we are taught about electricity in 2nd and 3rd grade, that Gaia maintains reservoirs of electrons and positrons at the Earth's core and that electricity will "seek a path to ground", presumably to be stored in this reservoir for future deployment by the various gods/goddesses of lightning, the ghosts of Edison, and Tesla, etc. This is to put a fine point on it not true; if you connect a Tesla battery 'to the ground' (presumably by sticking some sort of metal toothpicks in the nearest soil and connecting the battery leads to it) at best you will get some slightly warmer soil in the vicinity of those toothpicks while the battery pretty much holds its original charge. The emergency services would have to carry around 1 MW resistors to use as the energy sink, and those things are not small or cheap ( http://www.jovyatlas.com/ja/Te... )

    9. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'd guess the trick is not causing creating hazardous conditions in the battery. It doesn't matter how fast you drain a gas tank, but draining a battery quickly will create heat at the point of greatest resistance.

      Presumably the batteries and cells have short circuit protection that prevents you from draining it faster than is safe when it is intact. But the safe discharge rate might be considerably lower for a severely compromised battery.

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    10. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      I'm the world's worst physicist, but I think 50kwH works out to about 300 million joules. If I have that right, that's the equivalent of three sticks of dynamite. Unless we've repealed Conservation of Energy, all that energy has to go somewhere when we "drain the battery". I'm quite sure that can be done safely, but getting rid of it without damaging the drainer is likely a problem.

      One may also need to limit the discharge rate to keep the battery -- which has design limits -- from either exploding or (more likely I should think) popping fuses then not draining any further using the normal connection points.

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    11. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by Rei · · Score: 2

      I remember all the people over in Shortsville writing articles encouraging people not to "go wobbly" when Tesla was down in the 250s/260s, but to double down on the shorts.

      $306,85 today ;) And analyst factory checks showing that production appears to be up to nearly 3k per week now. Now you've even got long-time Tesla-despising shorts going long just to cash out on the squeeze of their fellow shorts. It's going to be a $10+B bloodbath.

      Now that their old production canard is going away, they'll have to revert to their fallback, "But Tesla loses money on each Model 3!". Yes, that would be meaningful in a world where the cost of a vehicle exactly equaled the cost of the steel/aluminum and 3rd party parts that went into it, and the cost of labour and hardware depreciation was zero. Meanwhile in the real world, if you're producing an average a bit over 1k per week (Q1) with labour and hardware designed for 5k per week... well, of course that's going to be running a negative. It's impressive that they were only running a ~17% negative margin on Model 3 in Q1.

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    12. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with shorting is that you have to know when the underlying value is going to drop. Obviously, Tesla is among the most overvalued stocks in history and it is almost certain that the company will go bankrupt at some point, but nobody knows when. It is overvalued due to irrational investors who continue to buy the stock or derivatives, as well as those that speculate on continuing irrational investment. There is not necessarily a logical point when stupid and/or gullible investors suddenly realise how bad an investment Tesla stock is and suddenly start dumping it in large numbers. Only if Tesla actually goes bankrupt before the due date it becomes interesting, but the idiots were standing in line every time they needed additional funding. I see no reason for that to change anytime soon. Stupidity is not a resource that is easily exhausted.

      Bad news doesn't change much, since the numbers are already very bleak, and Musk is a master at manipulating the media, which tend to be already quite drunk on Tesla Kool-Aid, so everything negative is sugar-coated if reported at all and critical questions are rarely asked. And then there are entire websites and legions of Twitter trolls committed to praising the gospel of Elon, often run by people with a financial interest in Tesla's stock value. Shorting Tesla stock isn't as safe a bet as a quick glance at Tesla's balance sheet or basic knowledge of the car industry would suggest.

    13. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by adri · · Score: 1

      the battery stores electrical POTENTIAL. It needs to go from one side of the battery to the other, or all you have is a battery that's very positive ... and wanting electrons from the ground.

    14. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The part where you gave an AC solution to a DC problem.

    15. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      If you drain gasoline from a tank, the energy is still locked up in the gasoline.

      The only way to drain a battery is to release the energy.

      Getting the energy out of a mangled gas tank is fairly simple--just siphon what you can, and use kitty litter to soak up anything that's spilling on the pavement.

      Getting energy out of a mangled battery pack means navigating past a bunch of damaged, exposed contacts that could shock you, then you have to safely discharge the individual cells, generating heat in the process.

      Chemical fuels are relatively stable and not reacting much in the tank. Batteries are always reacting somewhat--self discharge, etc. A damaged battery pack can react in undesirable ways at any time, whereas chemical fuel is unlikely to blow up on you unless there's a source of ignition. You might say that a damaged battery pack is like a gasoline tank with random little lighters being flicked around it.

      Don't get me wrong. I love EVs and can't wait until I can afford one; but safely handling these battery packs after accidents is definitely a challenging aspect to this new tech.

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    16. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      The emergency services would have to carry around 1 MW resistors to use as the energy sink, and those things are not small or cheap

      I'm not sure that's fully correct. First off the max Tesla car battery output is about 400 kW, so you wouldn't discharge at 1 MW. That would cause the battery to overheat. That peak discharge is also limited by the battery liquid cooling system which may not be trusted after a crash, so presumably you'd slow it down, as a guess I'd say ~100 kW. So a Tesla with the largest battery fully charged could be discharged at this rate in an hour.

      I easily found a 100 kW load resistor which fits in a 1 meter cube, decent size but not huge (https://www.aggreko.com/en-nz/products/generator-rental/load-bank-rental/resistive-load-bank-100-kw). Inconvenient to carry around, but since there's demand somebody may design a more compact model for emergency services. It's only limited in size by cooling capacity. The construction is also relatively simple, much like a convection toaster oven (heating elements + fan).

      It's clear that it's going to be a learning experience and infrastructure requirement for emergency services as electric cars become more common, but none of this is a showstopper.

    17. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      What part of my explanation assumes it acts like a substance and not just a whole bunch of electrons stored in the battery material that just needs to be allowed to migrate away from the battery material?

      Your belief that the battery stores electrons, as if they are like a substance, and your belief that they can be discharged into the ground. In fact there are no more electrons in a charged battery than a discharged one. Instead, when being charged or discharged, electrons flow between the positive and negative plates within it and continue around the external circuit wiring back to where they started. This is accompanied by chemical changes. "Ground" (ie literally the ground under the car) does not come into it.

      claiming that I don't understand how electricity works reeks of a very low effort straw man.

      No straw man intended, and I'd keep the discussion technical if I were you.

    18. Re:Duh: drain the batteries ... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      part of the circuit from the battery to ground

      Holly fuck.
      There is no "ground" with a battery-powered system. Just a + terminal and a - terminal.

  12. and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we had this level of reporting on Leafs, Priuses (Priii?) or Volts, there would be no space for any other news. But Tesla, always Tesla. I think its because Tesla attracts a special kind of chimp-user, which reads no guidelines and thinks auto-pilot is like aircraft autopilot in the movies. Note that real aircraft pilots only use it for mid-flight, not at or around super-busy airports! But Teslan Twits engage and then climb into the back seat, expecting the car to "do the rest" - down a busy road! Well, all you get is another Darwin award. No real news here, just another rich fool meeting his folly. Must say the self-igniting thing is new, bit of the Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang or 53 Herbie Bug spark in these things, hey?

    1. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably also because Musk is an attention whore with a messiah complex.

    2. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think its because Tesla attracts a special kind of chimp-user, which reads no guidelines and thinks auto-pilot is like aircraft autopilot in the movies.

      No, it's because Tesla keeps calling it an autopilot instead of something like Automatic Lane Control. It's not especially good at that job, either, but at least that better describes what it's meant to be.

    3. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do any of those other cars have the equivalent of autopilot? A lot of the reason for the news is that Tesla has been aggressively pushing the boundaries of the technology and the people buying them don't seem to understand the limitations.

      Tesla also has been a whole hell of a lot more arrogant about the whole situation.

    4. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      bit of the Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang or 53 Herbie Bug spark in these things, hey?

      Or Christine...

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    5. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      and thinks auto-pilot is like aircraft autopilot in the movies

      That's probably because it is. Just like an aircraft autopilot, it doesn't handle not crashing into things either.

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    6. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "Do any of those other cars have the equivalent of autopilot?"

      I'm told yes. At least one manufacturer (Hyundai maybe?) is aggressively advertising the wonders of its automatic braking on TV, and I think I've seen ads for lane keeping capability as well. Sorry I can't be more specific. Like most people, I tune ads out unless they are funny.

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      You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
    7. Re: and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if automatic lane control is any better, because they clearly do not keep their lanes sometimes. It doesn't matter what you call it. Stupid people do stupid things.

    8. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Probably also because Musk is an attention whore with a messiah complex.

      This ^^

      Musk is a showman; 100 years ago he would have been running a freak show at a fairground, standing out front with lightbulbs over his costume, and with megaphone calling anyone who walked on past his booth an arsehole.

      Trouble is, these days it is not just the good publicity that gets the coverage he seeks : the bad news gets the high publicity too.

    9. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automatic breaking is exactly what Tesla is MISSING - and what people here are arguing anyone buying a Tesla should realize is not a part of an autopilot.

    10. Re: and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that the volt and leaf aren't marketed buy an oversized ego with overvalued stock, and they're driven by people with 5 digit salaries instead of 6 digit salaries ...

    11. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Not that I disbelieve you, but exactly what, if anything, does this autopilot thingee actually do other than warn you occasionally that your hands belong on the wheel? I think I could probably design a keep_your_hands_on_the_wheel_stupid warning system that costs less that $3000 and still have a healthy profit margin.

      The material at https://www.tesla.com/autopilo... says " "Automatic Emergency Braking Designed to detect objects that the car may impact and applies the brakes accordingly" But in the fine print, it warns me that some capabilities may not be available -- apparently because my local regulators don't want my car avoiding accidents. And I infer that many of the promised capabilities actually haven't shipped yet.

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      You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
    12. Re:and reporting levels on Leaf | Prius | Volt ? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Gadgetified cars have smart cruise control, auto emergency braking and lane assist. So yes they have 'autopilot' and have the sense to name it appropriately.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  13. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0

    Yeah some Internet tough guy might get you!!! Oooooooooooh.

  14. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone please provide a car analogy?

    1. Re:I don't get it by careysub · · Score: 1

      C'mon guys and gals, this is funny!

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    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla = Pinto

      They are unsafe at any speed and should be banned from the road.

    3. Re:I don't get it by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      The battery in a Tesla is roughly equivalent to a tank in a car.

      Just as the content of a tank can blow up a car, the content of a battery can blow up a Tesla.

      Only it usually cost more to blow up a Tesla.

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Tesla problem is like the Ford Pinto problem. Everything is fine unless there is a wreck. And then the press decides to report every crash.

  15. Re: no federal prison if you're pardoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to have to tell you this, but Trump will be pardoned by Pence, just as Nixon was Pardoned by Ford).

    Trump's business associates, family members, and lawyers may do hard jail time though.

  16. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Nobody said it was safer. But they can be charged with electricity from the sun. You have to wait a long time before the sun grows plants, and they turn into oil that you can refine into gasoline.

  17. Musk: Safe Enough to Strap to Your House by CRB9000 · · Score: 0

    Musk wants to tell us this technology the Explodarator Batteries are safe to park in your garage, or to strap to your house.

    1. Re:Musk: Safe Enough to Strap to Your House by Phics · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and then hope and pray your house doesn't slam into a safety barrier at high speed while you're asleep at the wheel.

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    2. Re:Musk: Safe Enough to Strap to Your House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that's how AutoCrash is supposed to work!

  18. What ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The takeaway here is that electric car batteries need to be fully discharged before getting towed to the salvage yard.

  19. So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stories? by tempo36 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The battery catching fire is an interesting point. I'd be interested to know if the emergency responders initially followed the published guidelines for cooling the battery or if they stopped when they stopped seeing flames. Regardless, it's an interesting point and an important one for the future.

    Regarding the rest of the OP's posting...yeah, 2 teens died in a Tesla in Florida while speeding 50-60 around a corner marked for 30 mph. Yes, a lady crashed her car into a Starbucks. Where are the headlines about some random kid who died in a pickup truck this weekend? I'll bet you $50 it happened. Or the old lady in her Ford Fiesta who ran into a parked car? I'll put $20 on that one. What, no national headlines on those ones? What gives? Or do we think miraculously owning a Tesla makes you immune to being a stupid/careless/human driver? I didn't know Musk was advertising that feature. Is Ford? Honda? Lexus?

  20. We have entered a new era by eclectro · · Score: 1

    The era of the self-crashing car.

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  21. Hey Elon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about the car idea until you build a track to keep them on. In the meantime, we need a large autonomous barge to pick up garbage from tourist towns on the great lakes. We need to incorporate it in a way to reduce truck traffic during tourist season and help solve our long-term waste problems.

    1. Re: Hey Elon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And make them run on solar.

    2. Re:Hey Elon by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "we need a large autonomous barge to pick up garbage from tourist towns on the great lakes."

      Sounds like you need pigs.

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      You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
  22. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by bobby · · Score: 3, Informative

    Any energy storage system will have inherent danger, and the more concentrated it is, the worse the possible result. But you knew that.

    As bad as battery fires are, they don't spread like a chemical fuel fire can and often does.

  23. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by steveha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not very sore at the massive per-unit subsidies that Tesla's above-average wealthy customers are getting on cars

    So not very sore that you described it using passive-aggressive terms. But yep, Tesla gets the same electric car tax credit that all the other battery electric vehicle car manufacturers can also take advantage of. Unless you are going to claim there is a special subsidy just for Tesla?

    News flash: when the government wants something to happen, one lever they use is tax breaks. The government would like to see electric cars happen sooner, so they gave tax breaks. To everyone. Equally.

    And yes, new technology is more expensive than older established technology, which in turn means that the initial customers might be more affluent. Not news.

    NTSB is basically deputized to solve private sector problems at taxpayer expense. How much longer does Tesla and it's financiers get this free tax benefit?

    NTSB is investigating because of the lithium ion batteries, the same battery technology used in every modern electric car. How much longer does GM (Chevy Bolt), Nissan (Leaf), VW (eGolf), Ford (Focus Electric), BMW (i3), etc. etc. get this free tax benefit?

    NTSB has, over the years, spent quite a lot of time investigating gasoline car crashes. They've slowed down a lot because they've got a solid knowledge base.

    So it's patently unreasonable for you to claim that this is somehow special treatment given Tesla. Tesla cars are the most popular electric cars right now, even though they are expensive; so there are crashes from time to time, just as with gasoline cars.

    If the NTSB investigates a Nissan Leaf crash, will you rail against Nissan, or is Tesla just special?

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  24. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. I don't think I know anyone who hasn't ever been involved in a car accident. If there are Tesla's on the road, they'll be in accidents. It's not worthy of headlines unless the things go up in a mushroom cloud when hit or something.

  25. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by tempo36 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone give this guy a mod point. Seriously.

    To expand...danheskett...the person bitching about the NTSB "solving private sector problems" on the taxpayer dime. You realize what you're complaining about is, literally, the government doing the job we pay them to do right? Are YOU going to hold a car manufacturer accountable for putting a dangerous product on the road? Were you personally going to pony up the cash to fly out to the crash site, check the forensics, go over the debris field, and make sure that what happened was a genuine accident and not the result of some guy cutting corners in the factory to improve his bottom line by 1%?

    No? You weren't offering to do that? Gosh, I guess it's a good thing we all pay taxes and the NTSB does this stuff so that the rest of us have at least some slight reasonable reason to believe that manufacturers are making quality products. Yes, even Tesla...but also GM, Ford, Acura, Porsche, Kia, et al. They aren't doing those company's jobs for them. They are, quite literally, capable of shutting those companies down if they find a critical flaw in their product. That's not doing their job for them, that's keeping your disingenuous, passive aggressive, Neanderthal butt safe.

  26. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by ssyladin · · Score: 1

    News flash: when the government wants something to happen, one lever they use is tax breaks. The government would like to see electric cars happen sooner, so they gave tax breaks. To everyone. Equally.

    Yes. Sort-of. The original tax credit of $7500 was (is? been a few years since I looked it up) based on the capacity of the battery. Basically, there is a credit per kWh of rated capacity and it phases out to a minimum threshold.

    Amazingly coincidence, but the first generation of the Chevy Volt had a 16 kWh battery, which just so happened to allow you to claim the maximum credit. The floor was set to be exactly at the capacity of the Toyota Prius. So - buy foreign then you get a token $2500 credit. Buy American and get the whopping $7500. Go crazy and get a Nissan Leaf, like I did at the time, and all that extra battery got you bubkis with respect to federal tax credits.

    If the NTSB investigates a Nissan Leaf crash, will you rail against Nissan, or is Tesla just special?

    Tesla is special. Managed to wreck that Nissan Leaf 3 times. Luckily it was almost all cosmetic damage, but no NTSB rep ever contacted me... *shrug*

  27. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, but we will all benefit from the electric cars eventually. As the batteries get better and the prices come down, they'll be something that most people can afford to use. Unfortunately, getting to that point is rather expensive, hence the subsidies.

    In the mean time, people in places that have clean power generation benefit from the reduced emissions from the electric cars being sold.

  28. Autopilot does not like Dividers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is at least the 2nd case of tesla autopilot not playing well with long skinny shaped things like dividers and safety rails. Just sayin' is all...

    1. Re: Autopilot does not like Dividers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My advise to you is that you should never own a Tesla. You should probably never leave the house either if you want to grow old.

  29. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yes and in the future, tow truck operators may just keep the wrecked electric vehicles someplace where they can safely burn while fire crews arrive. Or, possibly have a fire suppression system in place to handle it.

    If it proves to be at all common, there's probably some protocol that can be put into place to prevent re-ignition.

  30. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 2

    Yep. I don't think I know anyone who hasn't ever been involved in a car accident. If there are Tesla's on the road, they'll be in accidents. It's not worthy of headlines unless the things go up in a mushroom cloud when hit or something.

    Yeah, when I rear ended someone in my Lexus, I don't recall a Mercury News headline. But maybe I just wasn't paying attention.

  31. Re:No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's brave of you to admit that.

  32. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right. So after the lion's share of the profit from the investment has been made and all the existing interests have been entrenched at the top of those industries, only then will benefits start trickling down to us.

  33. Re:Electric vehicles are a fad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were you born stupid or do you just try really hard at it?

  34. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, 100%. However teslas are for the rich, we can't afford them, so i can see why they get picked on. Kind of like people who total their lambos. Usually makes the regional news at least.

    A more important factor is probably that It is new tech. Do you remember how many creepy, misinformed FUD articles about the internet we had to endure all throughout the 90s? The internet was abducting your children, making their minds goo with extreme violent video games, seeing pornography, and hacking the planet. Now those same things are just a regular day at the office for most folks.

    The exceptional becomes the norm in about 20 years always. hell, 20 years ago people who were always on their cellphones were neurotic workaholics or drug dealers. now its like easily 85% of the populace.

    20 years from now there simply won't be cars without giant banks of energy in them. You can get your equality of coverage when i can buy a beater electric car basically. Until then, sexy cars get covered in the news. case closed.

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  35. Not surprising at all, and not a "Tesla Problem" by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    I am not Musk fanboy. If a smug and undeserved air of superiority would solve the issue, Tesla would have no problems at all. But this is hardly a Tesla-unique problem, and electric car using li-ion batteries is likely to have the same problem. This seems more like a problem with the wrecker service or scrapyard. You wouldn't leave gasoline-powered with a leaking full tank sitting around hoping it something didn't cause a spark, in fact the first thing you do is take out the (lead-acid) battery and drain the tank. There should be complete battery discharge and safing procedure before you even hook up the tow truck, and the company involved should provide for such an issue.

  36. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

    So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stories?

    Right here

    Where are the headlines about some random kid who died in a pickup truck this weekend?

    Oh please! He didn't die in the pickup truck.

    Or the old lady in her Ford Fiesta who ran into a parked car?

    Apparently, not a lot of old ladies drive a Ford Fiesta... but when they do, it's epic. ;)

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  37. Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages Park by raymorris · · Score: 3, Informative

    > For whatever reason people make this mistake all the time

    In my Dodge, if I open the door while the car is stopped, it automatically goes into park.

    Humans screw up all the time. Good systems are designed so that mistakes that happen "all the time" don't cause your car to drive through a Starbucks.

  38. No longer true of planes by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > thinks auto-pilot is like aircraft autopilot in the movies. Note that real aircraft pilots only use it for mid-flight, not at or around super-busy airports

    Going off on a tangent here, but modern airliners actually auto-land as common procedure. 30 years ago they didn't.

    Heck, even my $250 model plane can auto-land, after automatically taking off. It uses open source software on a $30 controller board to do so.

  39. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stories?

    Right here

    Where are the headlines about some random kid who died in a pickup truck this weekend?

    Oh please! He didn't die in the pickup truck.

    Or the old lady in her Ford Fiesta who ran into a parked car?

    Apparently, not a lot of old ladies drive a Ford Fiesta... but when they do, it's epic. ;)

    Hah. I'd hug you if I could. You rock.

  40. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    I agree with you, 100%. However teslas are for the rich, we can't afford them,

    Speak for yourself. Some of us can afford a Tesla.

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  41. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my Dodge, if I open the sun visor while the car is stopped, it automatically drips fire down my leg.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/mpi-sues-fiat-chrysler-fires-manitoba-1.4152830

    Good systems are designed when it become economically expensive for an auto manufacturer to do otherwise.

  42. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, 100%. However teslas are for the rich, we can't afford them, so i can see why they get picked on. Kind of like people who total their lambos. Usually makes the regional news at least.

    People who think Teslas are "for the rich" and are "Like people [sic] with lambos" are confused about price tags.

    A Tesla S starts at $75k. Ceiling around $140k.

    A Lamborghini starts at $200-250k and just goes up from there with practically no ceiling (ok, of course there is...but it's high).

    Yes, for some folks $75k might as well be $1M for all it matters to them, but there are tons of cars in the $75-90k price bracket, so pinning Tesla as some kind of super rich person toy that is deserving of some special media attention when someone runs it into a tree is just websites looking to sell clicks.

    For instance, every single one of these cars has a starting price more expensive than a starting Tesla S (full cash price, no tax credits): Cadillac Escalade, Porsche Panamera, Lexus LX and LS Hybrid, Audi A8...etc

  43. Re: Electric vehicles are a fad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At least my gasoline vehicle is safe, its not got anything dangerous in it like a tank full of flammable liquid that produces explosive vapour, and its not as if self driving is something that would ever be possible on a non-electric vehicle.

  44. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Yes, correct. Then, and only then. Maybe, in light of this revelation of yours, one might see why it's counterproductive to purposefully impede the progress.

  45. Re: So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stori by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    Worth mentioning that every car today has a giant tank of energy. A gas tank is in no way safe.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  46. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, don't lump him in with us! Please stop using autism as a pejorative, it's just as offensive as making racist comments.

  47. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Impede progress is one thing. Giving tax dollars to wealthy and upper middle class people so their toys cost less is another.

    This is a problem that spans generations. I am no senator's son.

  48. Re: Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That is actually a new safety feature to prevent fatigue, the fire encourages you to pull over to stretch your legs and the drips stimulate the nerves in your legs to encourage blood flow.

  49. Tesla should make a joint venture... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    ...with Samsung. There are interesting sinergies for unconventional battery applications.

    1. Re:Tesla should make a joint venture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's quite funny, but you should learn to spell synergies.

    2. Re:Tesla should make a joint venture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. But they might name their next car the Model Pinto.

  50. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, I might just take you up on that offer.

    I think I'll go fuck myself while playing Crysis on a Beowulf cluster of assholes.

    Want to join me?

  51. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Tell me how it's less safe.

    Petrol is very flammable. Ever seen a petrol car go up? It's an impressive sight.

    Diesel isn't (much harder to get going) but it's incredibly slippery, which is why the authorities (fire brigade) have to come up and clean diesel spills really fast and thoroughy because coating roads in a good lubricant is also not safe.

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  52. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point that was being made you knuckle-dragging dolt is that it is not a given that our economic structure has to be configured such that the already wealthy can maintain their vice-grip on national wealth by ensuring that the price to play is so high that only they can afford entry, and the rest of us have to content ourselves with the crumbs that fall off the table.

    You might be happy with that, but fuck you, the rest of us aren't.

    And the thing is even the wealthy, if they weren't so deluded by their bone-headed fixation in seeing the world as some kind of economic video game, would see that *everyone* benefits from a more level playing field where everyone has fair access to opportunity.

  53. I barely can wait... by Z80a · · Score: 1

    Until the car reignites again, just to spite people wanting to put it's fire away.

  54. Re:No driving in Federal Prison by Secret+KGB+Spy · · Score: 0

    Too bad for you. Russia will reelect Donald TRUMP. Just like we elect Vladimir Putin again, haha.

  55. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you ever read what others have to say? You should try it sometime. It's a learning experience and prevents you from looking like a not so smart person.

  56. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by vtcodger · · Score: 1

    Some firefighters at least do get formal training in handling chemical spills, etc. But I imagine that it's difficult to keep the training materials up to date when technology changes. And I'm not sure what tools your local Pumper unit is supposed to use to "drain" a Tesla battery. Somehow a ax or firehose seem unlikely to be a proper fit to the problem.

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  57. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by ledow · · Score: 1

    It's not. Nobody could ever claim that.

    To accelerate a certain mass, you need a certain amount of force, which requires a certain amount of energy to create.

    NO MATTER whether you're powering from AA batteries, nuclear fuel, people pedalling on bikes, or petroleum, that same amount of energy - to make a practical car - has to be contained within the car.

    That energy, if released outside of expected parameters, is huge. Literally a bomb. There's no difference between the energy in an exploding petrol tank, and the energy in a lithium battery powering a car (in fact, the lithium battery is technically much less energy, I believe... petroleum is incredibly energy-dense which is why we use it, and why a tank of it can go longer than any Tesla charge).

    It's as simple as that. What matters is... how easy is it to release unexpectedly? Shorting a petrol car's electrics might start a fire but it's unlikely to explode immediately. Petrol tanks are designed to withstand fires, obstruct people putting lighted matches into them, fuel pumps are designed to cut off if they take a jolt, etc.

    The problem is not the technology, or the energy density. They are all equally as dangerous over a certain margin of error. The problem is the design. Hitting an object with the front of the car somehow damages the battery in a way that it CANNOT be safely isolated without draining the whole battery (which may take hours)? That's assuming the battery is actually intact enough for you to be able to do that by any conventional means. If that battery was "in half", say, how would you safely drain it?

    The petrol tank, however, you can cover in sand / foam. You can drain it into the grass, move the car away from it and then just wait for it to evaporate.

    For some reason, dealing with a petrol tank is much less scary to me than a block of hundreds of modular batteries each of which is capable of independently catching fire just because they are contacting anything metal, forming a run-away reaction at temperatures that will affect all the nearby cells. Batteries which you can't put water on (you can't do that with petrol either really, but you can at least use it as the carrier for extinguishing foam), which short on contact with metal, which don't have an "off-switch" if they are damaged. Which you can't cover in sand / foam. Which you can't drain without putting metal objects onto them (where?) and pulling current from an already-damaged battery.

    Yeah, they sound more dangerous to me than a tank of flammable fluid that fire crews can just spray foam on from a distance, or drain safely into a container.

    This is not a technology issue. This is a design / procedure issue. Fire crews will already have had training on how to deal with such fires. They wouldn't let some random guy tow it without thinking it was safe. And they got it wrong. Twice.

    And the reason is that the design used has inherent safety problems in such an accident. Sure. It could be a really unfortunate, rare, one-off that's not countered by a simple design change. But it could also just be that the batteries need reinforcing in an isolated fireproof box with an isolator and some material that - on fire - expands and suppresses the battery's ability to keep reigniting.

    But "discharging" all that energy means it has to go somewhere. You can't just short the battery to try to make it safe. Is there not a safe dummy load it could short through clearly labelled and fire crews made aware? It doesn't appear to be the case.

    What we need is a material that actually stops a lithium battery from working. Something that could be released by a heat-trigger, or by fire crews. We have that for petrol and most flammables. It's fire extinguishing foam. Do we have that for batteries? No. And it seems silly to keep designing batteries on the expectation that someone will worry about that when the emergency happens.

  58. LiIon / LiPo are made of condensed explodium by DrYak · · Score: 1

    (that Li-ON is even less stable than some of us may have realized)

    what ? who youldn't ?
    where they born after the 2000s ? Weren't they paying attention with the Samsung Galaxy recently ?
    If anything, Sony's problem with bad quality batteries back them (and reconfirmed recently with Samsung) would have told us already that battery LiIon/LiPo battery have a certain tendency to blow up whenever you look wrong at them.

    Disconnecting and removing Lithium battery from a damaged device should be standard practice.

    And if a Tesla car had such a violent crash that the battery pack integrity seems compromised, not disassembling and removing them is inviting for such troubles.

     

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    1. Re:LiIon / LiPo are made of condensed explodium by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Disconnecting and removing Lithium battery from a damaged device should be standard practice.

      The problem is that the car is basically built around the battery. It is installed into the vehicle partially with adhesives, which is why Tesla probably never actually swapped a single customer battery. (They didn't actually swap the battery in their stage demonstration, either; Tesla has literally never shown a single battery swap.) It's extremely nontrivial to remove the battery at all, and what happens if it bursts back into flames while you are removing it? The chance for harm to the disassembler is massive, just like the battery pack.

      They need a way to self-discharge the pack, even if the pack is damaged. And really, every single flammable battery pack should be built with such a feature. It should be mandatory.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  59. Damaged battery pack by DrYak · · Score: 1

    The battery catching fire is an interesting point. I'd be interested to know if the emergency responders initially followed the published guidelines for cooling the battery or if they stopped when they stopped seeing flames.

    As far as I've understood, the crash was this time so violent, that it damaged the integrity of the battery pack.

    There might still be some conductors shorted by the deformation here and there, in such was the thermal fuse wouldn't break.
    The shorted cell keeps warming and eventually get hot enough to burst into falme re-starting the fire.

    A damaged battery on any gadget (not only specificially electric cars) should be considered as a potential hazard and should immediately by removed and put in a secure place (= a place where the pack wouldn't damade anything if/when it reignites).

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  60. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What gives? Or do we think miraculously owning a Tesla makes you immune to being a stupid/careless/human driver?

    As usual, the answer is "Follow the money".
    A lot of people shorted Tesla stock, which basically means they're betting Tesla stock will go down significantly.
    When that doesn't happen, these people get very nervous because they will lose a lot of money.
    So they make sure the news gets flooded with negative stories about Tesla.

  61. Ban cruise control in cars too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years back a man was driving his RV and put cruise control so he could pop into the back and make himself a cup o joe. He crashed. CLEARLY this proves that cruise control in cars should be removed, because it makes people believe that the car is like Knight Rider's cruise control.

  62. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by a_claudiu · · Score: 1

    Except the subject in those articles is the driver/victim and not the brand of the car. "4-year-old dies in fall from moving pickup", "Pair 'flee' crash after car hits bus in Rowley Regis", "Sandwich woman crashes car ..." where any news involving a Tesla car is "Tesla craches ...". Even taking into consideration the "autopilot" function, long before you know the autopilot was involved or not is the Tesla car doing the stuff.

  63. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Tesla is special. Managed to wreck that Nissan Leaf 3 times. Luckily it was almost all cosmetic damage, but no NTSB rep ever contacted me... *shrug*

    If you think the NTSB investigates ordinary crashes much less fender benders then the only person special here is you.

  64. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Standard training for all firefighters here, and they haven't had equipment as simple as an ax and firehose for decades. If you could standardise the discharge port it would be quite easy for them to carry a discharge cable and it'd be dirt cheap compared to the other equipment they'll be carrying.

  65. The undying flame by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    I see. So will this be used in the flamethrower?

  66. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all of which are pretty rare.

  67. Re: So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stori by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet the fuel in those tanks rarely catches fire and explosions are even rarer. Batteries seem to catch fire much more often, relatively, at least in Tesla vehicles. In other brands of EVs they do not seem to be as frequent.

  68. Russians are hacking our brains, says NYTimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget your tinfoil hat or else a "Ruski" will hack you and your car.

  69. excuses by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    The reason the crash was so severe was because that fucking tree wouldn't move out of the way.

  70. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

    In my Dodge, if I open the door while the car is stopped, it automatically goes into park.

    If I were you, I wouldn't crow too loudly about FCA safety features.

    Good systems are designed so that mistakes that happen "all the time" don't cause your car to drive through a Starbucks.

    If only FCA cared about drivers of vehicles other than your Dodge.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  71. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Yes and in the future, tow truck operators may just keep the wrecked electric vehicles someplace where they can safely burn while fire crews arrive. Or, possibly have a fire suppression system in place to handle it.

    The fire suppression system in question is an absolute shitload of water. You have to cool the fire to put it out.

    If it proves to be at all common, there's probably some protocol that can be put into place to prevent re-ignition.

    The packs are going to have to be redesigned with a self-discharge feature that works even when they are damaged.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  72. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by sphealey · · Score: 1

    Searching electric vehicle ems training brings up quite a few resources from DOE, NFPA, and many other organizations. 15 years after the widespread introduction of the Prius as the first modern electric car to sell in large volumes I expect all certified safety organizations have procedures in place for handling electric vehicle accidents.

    Here's a good summary from the DOE: https://www.energy.gov/sites/p...

  73. Re:No driving in Federal Prison by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    The real question is will you #standwithher in prison?

  74. AP2 accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My co-worker's Tesla ignored the stationary curb on the side of the road. He had to pay an outrageous sum to have one of the front wheels replaced. He had AP2.

    1. Re:AP2 accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When he had it being serviced, did he get ludicrous mode upgraded to plaid?

  75. How many Tesla fire should happen? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Tesla is fast approaching 200K cars delivered in USA, let us round it up and call it 125 K on the road since 2018 Jan

    There are 100 million ICE cars on the road in USA. And NTSB reports there are 500 vehicular fires that kill 100 people every day.

    Since 1 on 800 vehicles on the road are Tesla, we should expect around 0.625 Tesla fire every day or about 18 fires a month or 60 Tesla fires in the first quarter of 2018.

    Since every Tesla fire gets national news coverage, I would assume at most two fires happened in that period.

    I would conclude Tesla prevented 58 vehicular fires in the first quarter of 2018.

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    1. Re:How many Tesla fire should happen? by ledow · · Score: 2

      Skewed by:

      - Vehicle usage ("vehicle" includes long-distance trucks, motorbikes and all sorts, Tesla only really make cars)
      - Journey distance (cars can do three times the distance of a Tesla, so are used for different things)
      - Vehicle age (adjust for 15-year-old falling-apart things with rusted mounts for fuel lines, etc.)
      - Other causes (e.g. deliberate arson)

      Hell, most Tesla in the UK wouldn't have even had their first MOT test yet. They'll still be inside the service warranty. They are literally not old enough for the law to consider them capable of being unroadworthy yet, unless there's been some absolutely disastrous documented and reported cock-up in their engineering.

      There are lies, damn lies and statistics. I don't think Tesla's are any more likely to catch fire than other electric vehicles, or that electric vehicles in general are any more likely to catch fire than ICE vehicles. (Note that this does not even imply that Tesla's are less likely to catch fire than ICE vehicles on its own - statistics are weird!).

      But it does raise a question of whether they've designed it correctly and issued the correct advice to the relevant authorities. That car wouldn't have been released to a towing company if the fire service thought it could reignite. And yet it did.

      P.S. Courting the media for every piece of hype ends in tears if they turn against you and report every counter-piece too. That's what happens with Tesla. If you weren't claiming your cars were so superior and intelligent and infallible etc. then they wouldn't be able to go "Yeah, right, what about this..."

  76. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave it to a Slashdot regular to recommend treating an electrical fire with water.

    Jesus Christ.

  77. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually worse imho. if being a racist is not wanting to have sex with animals, using autism as a pejoritive is like wanting to have sex with animals after you kill them for sport.

  78. Re:Not surprising at all, and not a "Tesla Problem by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

    > electric car using li-ion batteries is likely to have the same problem

    Even RC cars, I have seen small LiPo pack catching fire, it's impressive, even a small 2S the size of a cigarette pack can burn down your house. Lot of video on youtube of battery fire.

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  79. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the more concentrated it is, the worse the possible result

    That is absolutely not true. I can't remember off the top of my head if body fat has 10 times or 100 times the energy storage of TNT per unit mass, and I promise you, body fat is far safer of a form of energy storage than TNT is.

    In fact, in general, the more dangerous a store of energy is, the less energy it actually stores. You can store a lot of energy, or you can release it quickly, choose one. Gasoline is a class C explosive, also known as a propellant. It isn't even considered an explosive in the colloquial. Remember that.

  80. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't think 75K is a lot, you are truly disconnected from reality. I make 140K a year, and the 22K I spent on my last car was more than I wanted to. For somebody to drop 75K on a car tells me they're either foolish, or extremely wealthy.

    And I am a gear head. I like fast vehicles. But on my income, I can't afford fast cars, as such, I ride motorcycles. My bike was 15K and can smoke all but the most expensive Teslas, and even those, it'll be close up to 150 MPH where then I'll pull away.

  81. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 teens died in a Tesla in Florida while speeding 50-60 around a corner marked for 30 mph

    Funny, around here, the speed shown on the sign is usually half the safe speed.

    That goes for the sign showing the safe speed. The one showing the legal speed is only related to how much money they want to extract in speeding fines.

  82. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by gander666 · · Score: 1

    Fuck, and me without mod points...

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  83. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck are you on about? Tesla's share of EV subsidies are likely to end this year, as there's a set number of vehicles you can get the subsidy on per manufacturer. They know this, and have already factored it into their sales models.

    How has the NTSB been "basically deputized to solve private sector problems at taxpayer expense" again? What's the problem being allegedly solved - an investigation into a negligent driver ramming his $100k EV into an unprotected concrete divider? That's kind of their job, just like it would be for any fatal crash where vehicle failure may be suspected, from any manufacturer. A crushed battery pack catching fire in a wrecking yard? I doubt the NTSB guys were working the fire extinguishers.

    A few examples of highway accident investigations currently underway from the NTSB that have nothing to do with Tesla:
    a motorcycle accident
    a pickup truck with a trailer hit a school bus
    an electrical conduit broke off of a tunnel and hit a Semi

    But yeah, this is TOTALLY A SUBSIDY FROM THE TAXPAYER TO TESLA FOR RICH PEOPLE TO BUY RICH THINGS OMG.

    Idiot.

  84. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > For whatever reason people make this mistake all the time

    In my Dodge, if I open the door while the car is stopped, it automatically goes into park.

    I noticed this on a rental I had recently, of course the only reason I opened the door when it was still in gear was because of that stupid confusing knob "shifter" that gives little indication of position unlike a traditional shift lever.

    My older car doesn't automatically go into park but it does sound a lot of alarms if you open the drivers door while not in park.

  85. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, why wouldn't the NTSB come and look into you backing into a pole in a shopping center parking lot. What the fuck are these guys doing all day if not looking into minor non-injury minor accidents from randoms that can't keep from hitting shit with their cars?

    You know the NTSB gets involved when there's a good chance of there being a flaw that caused the accident, there are special circumstances such as multi-vehicle pile up or raging fire, or there is a fatality, right?

    You don't need an NTSB investigation, you need a licensing authority that actually expresses concern about people's ability to not hit shit with their cars.

  86. Battery swaps by DrYak · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the car is basically built around the battery.

    I agree, we could even say, that you basically are buying a giant battery from Tesla, and for that price, they throw in a car bolted on it for cheap.
    (Given the relative price).

    It's even more noticeable with manufacturer where the car and the battery can by sold separately (e.g.: Renault - the 45kWh battery costs around 10k EUR)

    It is installed into the vehicle partially with adhesives,

    Maybe in the latest models? (the platform used to build model 3 upon, maybe ? I haven't been following that in details)

    But older platfroms where designed with battery swapping in mind, I've read. Supposedly, once the shield is disassembled, the battery module should be coming out relatively easily). I'll have to find back 3rd party sources.

    Similarly a lot of other cars have also been planned with battery swapping. Most manufacturer though the idea seemed logical.

    which is why Tesla probably never actually swapped a single customer battery.

    I though it was the general lack of interest from the public which caused manufacturers of e-cars such as Telsa to drop the idea of battery swaps.

    Already back the first Tesla, but nowadays nearly all electric vehicle (except for the cheapest alternative entry-level in the range) have batteries that enable the driver to driver for at least 2-3 hours in a row. By which time taking a break is *extremely strongly* recommended. (Or even mandatory for professional drivers in some European jurisdictions - such as FR and CH, at least). And thus leaving the car plugged-in for half an hour or an hour while taking a leak, having a coffee, eating something or even taking a power-nap is perfectly acceptable for most drivers of e-cars, thus the general lack of interested for swap by owners.

    Only the marginal "drive 8 hours straight without a stop ! go pee in a plastic bottle !!!" insane crowd would be clamoring for fast swaps.

    Here's Elon Musk wrap-up about the abandoned battery swap : they invited 100 clients to test the battery swaps, only 5 them did swap battery and each only swapped once, no-one trying again. (Okay, it's not a third party's analysis, it's Elon himself and he might be telling whatever is needed to make the investors happy and confident).

    But, you can find similar analysis about consumer battery swap from every single other company which did consider the idea.
    Renault-Nissan CEO similarly reporting they're dropping swaps, also due to lack of interest from the public.
    General sum-up about the trend.

    Note that this is specific for consumer cars.

    In some professional settings, battery swaps make actually entirely sense.
    Buses and vans are such things : it makes more sense to swap the driver and the batteries while the remaining of the giant vehicle is used on the next shift (with a fresh rested new driver and a new fully charged battery pack).
    Instead of having the drivers napping in a hammock and the giant fricking vehicle staying plugged into a charger.

    (They didn't actually swap the battery in their stage demonstration, either; Tesla has literally never shown a single battery swap.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    - 1.16 : bolt un-screwer visible.
    - 1.30 : lower shield + battery assembly being visibly lowered.
    - 2.00 : lower shield + battery assembly being visibly raised.

    Did they do an actual full blown battery swap ? Probably not. (Elon doesn't even mention how the disconnect/reconnect the batteries from the liquid cooling loop. Redundant Zero-spill Quick-disconnect valves, perhaps ?)
    But they proved that it's not impossib

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    1. Re:Battery swaps by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Did they do an actual full blown battery swap ? Probably not. (Elon doesn't even mention how the disconnect/reconnect the batteries from the liquid cooling loop. Redundant Zero-spill Quick-disconnect valves, perhaps ?)
      But they proved that it's not impossible to unscrew and re-screw the battery from underneath (using the same type of screwing robots that mounts batteries and cars together in the factory).

      They proved it was possible with a specially-prepared car. Anyway, battery swaps are dumb, batteries are getting better all the time. The focus should be on safety and charge time now.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Battery swaps by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      There are people rebuilding wrecked (and flooded) Teslas.

      The battery can come out, but is not remotely designed to be 'swapped'. It's many bolts, plus coolant lines and contacts (that break if not perfectly aligned when the car is lowered onto the pack).

      Beware: spend any time on the rebuilding Teslas channel and Tesla will be off you list.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  87. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His batteries aren't giving slowly killing people and causing wars as he drives down the road.

  88. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    Hah. I'd hug you if I could. You rock.

    Huh. That's an interesting response. Usually when I give people links to stories about children dying, people tell me that I'm "sick" and to "get help". Glad to see I'm winning you people over. ;)

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  89. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you really are shit at budgeting.

  90. Re:At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will Tesla owners have to start paying for their road usage? Since they aren't paying the gas tax which pays for the roads.

  91. Now that was easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spotted the Tesla investor. Within the first 3 words!

  92. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by quantaman · · Score: 1

    The battery catching fire is an interesting point. I'd be interested to know if the emergency responders initially followed the published guidelines for cooling the battery or if they stopped when they stopped seeing flames. Regardless, it's an interesting point and an important one for the future.

    Regarding the rest of the OP's posting...yeah, 2 teens died in a Tesla in Florida while speeding 50-60 around a corner marked for 30 mph. Yes, a lady crashed her car into a Starbucks. Where are the headlines about some random kid who died in a pickup truck this weekend? I'll bet you $50 it happened. Or the old lady in her Ford Fiesta who ran into a parked car? I'll put $20 on that one. What, no national headlines on those ones? What gives? Or do we think miraculously owning a Tesla makes you immune to being a stupid/careless/human driver? I didn't know Musk was advertising that feature. Is Ford? Honda? Lexus?

    Where are the headlines about those other Tesla stories you're complaining about? Because I sure didn't see them here on slashdot. The first I heard of them was as valid context provided to this story, which is a pretty standard practice.

    This story is news and headline worthy, because it shows that an EV battery in a crashed vehicle is more dangerous and volatile that people realize, and it requires special equipment and expertise to deal with. Right now I'm wondering about the life-cycle of these batteries, Teslas will eventually become junkers, what's going to happen in 20 or 30 years when some teenager is trying to charge the battery in their grandfather's old Tesla?

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  93. Re:Tell me again how Lithium Ion batteries are saf by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Leave it to a Slashdot regular to recommend treating an electrical fire with water.

    Leave it to an anonymous coward to comment when they know jack about shit. Lots and lots of water is exactly how you put out lithium battery fires. (The notion that the lithium in the battery will catch fire when exposed to water is absurd, it's not free.)

    Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ walked on water. Maybe you were thinking of Elijah, or maybe those three dudes in the furnace?

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  94. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my Dodge, if I open the door while the car is stopped, it automatically goes into park.

    The Tesla will automatically go into park also. The algorithm is more complex than just the door open though. From what I remember it is any two of three things that will cause auto engagement of park. I know one is the door, one is the weight sensor in the driver seat. I am not remembering the third right now.

  95. The Real Problem is Lithium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they only made the battery out of the significantly more explosive magnesium, there would be no fire to worry about later.

    https://newatlas.com/solid-state-magnesium-battery/52386/

  96. hey muskies: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Elon Musk's brother on the Tesla board of directors? I'm not making this up. His brother -- no industry experience, not an investor, just a nepotist -- is on the Tesla board of directors. Why?

    1. Re:hey muskies: by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If you think favoritism doesn't play a role in selecting boards of directors in any corporation, I have a bridge to sell you.

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  97. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by omnichad · · Score: 2

    I think you have that entirely backwards. An important part of budgeting is not wasting money.

  98. Re: no federal prison if you're pardoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High crimes, like treason, can't be pardoned.

  99. Electric car problem, not unique to tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had the same problem with the electric super car Richard Hammond drove off a cliff.

  100. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Ship has sailed, time to jump on the euphemism merry go round, like the 'tards.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  101. Why Tesla's autopilot doesn't see a firetruck by flug · · Score: 1

    In short, this is a known characteristic of this type of system.

    The situation is where you are following another vehicle going about your same speed. It moves out of the way and there is a fire truck (or some other stationary object) direct ahead and stopped. The system doesn't recognize the stopped object and in fact will accelerate back to the programmed cruise speed instead of stopping.

    So this is one (of many!) reasons the Autopilot & similar systems say that the driver must remain continually aware ready to re-take control of the vehicle at any moment.

    The problem with this scenario is--as nearly every autopilot crash so far has demonstrated--that this goes 100% counter to human nature.

    Once the autopilot has driving a few hundred or a few thousand miles successfully, the human driver starts to trust it more and more, and tune out more and more. Monitoring a very good autopilot system is b-o-r-i-n-g and, interestingly, the better the system the more boring it becomes.

    Any human in this situation is going to tune out for lengthy periods of time.

    Instead of human plus automated driving adding together to achieve a system that is safer than either alone (which seems to be the case for currently available collision avoidance systems which never take control of the vehicle except in rare collision situations) you end up with a system that combines the worst characteristics of human and automated driving.

    The human zones out way too often (again, a predictable outcome of this type of system) while the Level 2 automated system has many, many blind spots.

    1. Re:Why Tesla's autopilot doesn't see a firetruck by flug · · Score: 1

      Related to this, Elon Musk has repeatedly claimed that Autopilot is safer than human drivers.

      This claim is extremely exaggerated for a few reasons.

      First of all, Musk is comparing autopilot to a human driver crash rates for ALL existing vehicles and ALL types of drivers.

      But Tesla drivers are very much a self-selected subset of all drivers. Drivers of other similar expensive luxury type cars are quite a lot safer drivers than average.

      Furthermore, vehicles in the similar price range to Teslas have many advanced safety features, ranging from crash-resistant construction to automated collision avoidance systems. So this type of vehicle is a few times safer than the average vehicle--which include older vehicles, pickup trucks, etc etc etc.

      Finally, "Autopilot" is most typically used on the type of roads that are quite a lot safer than the average road. These roads are roughly 2X safer than average.

      Putting this all together, Tesla "Autopilot" is approximately 10X more likely to be involved in a fatal crash than similar vehicles with similar drivers operating on similar roads. More detailed analysis here and here.

      This type of analysis might go over the heads of the average citizen, but it's the type of thing Slashdot readers should be able to get their minds around.

      And Musk really needs to get some pushback from the technical community when he makes this type of unsupportable claim.

      Honestly it is a pretty amazing accomplishment that Tesla's Autopilot is even in the same ballpark as human drivers. It does give some reasonable hope that technical advances will be able to advance automated driving until it is actually safer than humans (though Tesla systems are unlikely to ever get there, as their sensors simply are not up to the task).

      But still the "Autopilot" system is a whole order of magnitude more dangerous than similar vehicles with similar drivers on similar roads.

      Both Tesla drivers and the general public need to understand that. When you switch on "Autopilot" you are literally trading convenience for safety.

  102. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That doesn't make any sense.

  103. Re:Not surprising at all, and not a "Tesla Problem by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my damn cat chewed up a 1S pack wiring and shorted it. I was lucky the house didn't burn.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  104. "Never seen this" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "the reason this crash was so severe is that the crash attenuator, a highway safety barrier which is designed to reduce the impact into a concrete lane divider, had either been removed or crushed in a prior accident without being replaced. We have never seen this level of damage to a Model X in any other crash"

    Not even in your own controlled crash tests? Does that mean cars are only expected to crash where a safety barrier has been conveniently placed for that purpose?

  105. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    He might send a SWAT team to your house...

  106. Matter of New Processes and Training Needed by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

    The accident is more a sign that EMS personnel and scrap yard employee training is going to have to be updated for the handling and management of large automotive lithium ion batteries. Not just for Teslas but for other electric cars and possibly in the future urban VTOL vehicles as well.

  107. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, when I rear ended someone in my Lexus, I don't recall a Mercury News headline. But maybe I just wasn't paying attention.

    Obviously not, if you rear ended someone... or for that matter, if you bought a Lexus

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  108. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those other cars are not trying to sell the public on a goverment subsidized electric car with tax incentives even tho they keep exploding...

  109. Re: no federal prison if you're pardoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The President of the United States certainly can pardon someone for "High crimes", including treason.

    The only limitations on the Presidential pardon is that it can only be used to pardon someone for Federal crimes (so, the power does not extend to state and local crimes) and can't be used to pardon someone from an impeachment or conviction thereof (however, the sole "punishment" that impeachment can dish out is removal from office -- impeachment can not be used to imprison or fine someone).

    See Article II, Section 2 of the United States Constitution:

    The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

  110. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you did prove a point that they exist, it is not the same sensationalism that Tesla stories get. Not one of your articles is from a major news source and I bet you had to actively look for them. These Tesla stories pop up without even having to search. Aggregate sites just pump them out like crazy. There is a real issue from many companies and wealthy stockholders who shorted Tesla, and desperately want them to fail so they profit. I find that an entirely backwards way to make money and I don't see the slightest reason why shorting a stock should be a real thing. It's worse than just betting that a company will lose, it's actively taking part in making them lose so you can get money on it.

  111. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    If you can't afford $1,200 a month on a car payment (an approximate payment on a $70k loan) while making $140k a year...well I was going to say you're pretty shitty at budgeting. But that's completely untrue. You might have plenty of other things that you budget your money on. But given that your take home should be at least $7-8k a month, you should be able, if you chose, to cover the cost of that car.

    I'm not saying you should. I'm not saying it's the most prudent use of your money. But for you to arbitrarily imply that that's out of someone's price range, or "foolish" implies your priorities are the right ones. Spoiler: They're not...they're just yours, and that's fine.

  112. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    ...all of which are pretty rare.

    I guess that totally depends on where you live. If you live in a major metropolitan area, not even a "super rich one" (Pittsburgh, Boston, Houston, San Diego, Nashville, etc) they're not particularly rare. Sure, they're rarer than Honda Civics, but that's bell curve economics for you...the more expensive a car is the fewer you'll see. But Tesla hardly exists in some rarified airspace uninhabited by other manufacturers.

    But the original point stands...Teslas are no more "for the rich" than any of those other cars I mentioned. When was the last time you saw a national headline about someone wrecking their Lexus, Porsche, Cadillac, etc? I practically guarantee they get wrecked with pretty much equal frequency.

  113. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by tempo36 · · Score: 2

    I'm sure there are things in your budget I'd consider "wasteful" and I'm sure there are things in mine that you'd consider wasteful.

    A household "budget" by definition is "an estimate of income and expenditure for a set period of time" and if you run yours and you can afford something while meeting the other obligations that you need/should cover, then that's a successful budget. Whether it is irresponsible is a much bigger question that every family/city/country has to decide independently and as a unit.

    Also, totally not the point of the original post which was about disproportionate coverage of Tesla compared to other similarly priced vehicles (and far disproportionate compared to less expensive ones).

  114. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I was only responding to the person who said that the car being considered "expensive" means that you're bad at budgeting. Whether you can afford it in your budget or not isn't the point at all.

    Also, totally not the point of the original post which was about disproportionate coverage of Tesla compared to other similarly priced vehicles (and far disproportionate compared to less expensive ones).

    Doesn't really matter. I wasn't responding to your original post.

  115. Re: So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stori by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    That's primarily because cars like Nissan Leaf and Chevy Volt/Bolt are not nearly as fast or aggressive as Teslas. So people don't drive them as foolishly and the accidents they get in are less likely to cause catastrophic damage to the battery pack. It's more an issue that "supercars" capable of driving very fast have a tendency of getting into more spectacular wrecks when those wrecks do occur.

    An at least marginally interesting question would be, should the government get into the business of regulating availability or use of such "supercars?" Should you need, for example, a special driver's license rider to purchase a car capable of 4s 0-60? Insurance companies already charge a premium for such cars. Perhaps municipalities should consider it if it becomes a problem as more and more electric powertrains make such impressive acceleration attainable for the average driver.

  116. 3 Hours Later by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    3 Hours Later another Tesla was given a speeding ticket, and in a completely separate incident a Tesla was given a failure to blink ticket!

    Do we really need a news story for every driver of a Tesla in the world who breaks the law?

  117. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    I'm not happy with it, but I'm also educated and experienced enough with how business and economics work to realize that this is an emergent behavior inherent to the system that "The Wealthy" didn't plan or pay for. They may be smarter about using it to their advantage than you but their advantage is more about timing than birthright. So, no, you're wrong in thinking that I take for granted that society has to be structured in this fashion. In fact, quite the opposite. What differs between me and you in this regard is just that I'm smart enough to recognize that this is the situation correcting itself, while you've been brainwashed into biting the hands that feed you.

  118. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People crash into buildings all the time by stepping on the gas instead of the brake, and when the car moves they step on it harder causing it to accelerate faster. This is literally an everyday occurrence and until collision avoidance systems become mandatory, this can happen in almost any car. Very few cars (maybe some Volvos?) will stop you from driving into a building.

  119. That's the reason for the feature I described by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The article you linked to mentioned there was a recall. "The changes are designed to automatically prevent the vehicle from moving under certain circumstances, even if the driver doesn't select 'park'", the article said. That's precisely the change I posted about.

  120. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by dryeo · · Score: 1

    Even if he was forced to resign or impeached, the next President will pardon him, just like happened with Nixon.
    These people all stick together, shit after Trump leaves office, he'll be best friends with Hillary again, which isn't surprising as they're birds of a feather.

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  121. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jesus you guys are slow. he means hes racist and thinks that autistic people should be killed.

  122. Re: Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    In my Dodge, if I open the door while the car is stopped, it automatically goes into park.

    That only became a "feature" after dodge killed Sulu.

    I own a Dodge which originally had the new-type shifter without the auto-park ability. It was a known problem; my local dealership informed me a month before his death that Dodge was aware of multiple accidents occurring due to vehicles not going into park properly and "a fix is being developed" but wouldn't go into effect for another year.

    After the publicity surrounding his death they fast-tracked and pushed out a software fix maybe a month later.

  123. Re: Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Correcting my own comment: they killed Chekov, not Sulu.

  124. you missed out the idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two hours after that story was published, a Tesla [driven by some idiot] smashed into a Starbucks in Los Gatos, California.
    Tesla's don't kill Starbucks, people kill Starbucks.

  125. Re: No driving in Federal Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen

  126. Re: Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    After the publicity surrounding his death they fast-tracked and pushed out a software fix maybe a month later.

    Is that why Slashdot doesn't yet have a software fix allowing us to edit comments for a few minutes after posting to correct minor errors?

  127. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    On the contrary, a good system that notices mistakes like that should be able to tell that your attention is flagging, and intentionally drives your car through the Starbucks, probably to pick up a latte.

  128. Re:So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" storie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already have a care with "giant banks of energy in them".

    I can recharge it in 3 minutes and get 400+ miles of range out of it.

    *shrug*

  129. Re: So where's the "Honda crashes into bus!" stori by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, but a gasoline fire can be doused without needing special tools. Odds are someone driving by you on the highway has a fire-extinguisher capable of putting out a fire if you're trapping a burning car.

    Good luck if that's a burning Tesla battery. I hope a dump-truck full of sand is driving by...

  130. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by Gollent · · Score: 1

    Mental lapses and over confident is a human nature. I recently helped my uncle installing the new rack and bumper he ordered from 4WheelOnline for his 2001 Dodge Ram. For some reason he doesn't like the EV's and fancy features that supposed to do everything he should be checking on the vehicle.

  131. Re:Dodge: opening the door while stopped engages P by raymorris · · Score: 1

    As I read your comment, the quote at the bottom of the page is:

    Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. -- Gilb

  132. Re: At what point do tax payers stop subsidizing T by i286NiNJA · · Score: 1

    How do you figure?
    https://www.cbpp.org/sites/def...
    https://timebusinessblog.files...

    If you were as smart as you think you are you'd be ruthlessly putting yourself on the correct side of that divide for the sake of your offspring because it will be nearly impossible to cross it by the time a child born today has grandchildren unless something major changes.

    Please explain your stance that the problem is correcting itself. I think this is denial so you don't have to man up.