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Google's 'Duplex' System Will Identify Itself When Talking To People, Says Google (businessinsider.com)

Google's "Duplex" AI system was the most talked about product at Google I/O because it called into question the ethics of an AI that cannot easily be distinguished from a real person's voice. The service lets its voice-based digital assistant make phone calls and write emails for you, causing many to ask if the system should come with some sort of warning to let the other person on the line know they are talking to a computer. According to Business Insider, "a Google spokesperson confirmed [...] that the creators of Duplex will 'make sure the system is appropriately identified' and that they are 'designing this feature with disclosure built-in.'" From the report: Here's the full statement from Google: "We understand and value the discussion around Google Duplex -- as we've said from the beginning, transparency in the technology is important. We are designing this feature with disclosure built-in, and we'll make sure the system is appropriately identified. What we showed at I/O was an early technology demo, and we look forward to incorporating feedback as we develop this into a product."

Google CEO Sundar Pichai preemptively addressed ethics concerns in a blog post that corresponded with the announcement earlier this week, saying: "It's clear that technology can be a positive force and improve the quality of life for billions of people around the world. But it's equally clear that we can't just be wide-eyed about what we create. There are very real and important questions being raised about the impact of technology and the role it will play in our lives. We know the path ahead needs to be navigated carefully and deliberately -- and we feel a deep sense of responsibility to get this right." In addition, several Google insiders have told Business Insider that the software is still in the works, and the final version may not be as realistic (or as impressive) as the demonstration.

77 comments

  1. Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like anyone would do when called by a robo-caller.

    1. Re:Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even if it identifies itself as a bot, it would still count as an illegal robocall. Except for political campaign and charity calls, the first thing you hear when you answer your phone cannot legally be anything but a live person; possibly a live person asking your permission to listen to a recorded message or bot.

    2. Re:Immediate hangup by saloomy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can't believe they caved. I mean, after firing their engineers because they have different political viewpoints than their uber-politically-correct executives, I would actually bet that they would, but it is disheartening.

      There were some who were tripped out traveling so fast on trains when they first came out. In fact, the mayor of NYC cautioned people against trains, claiming they would suffocate from traveling too quickly. This is just like that. Some people will rage against it, but you have to stand by your work. There was nothing unethical these bots were doing.

      Google just invented something awesome. Others will build similar bots, and not be so spineless in its deployment. Who cares if its a bot you are talking to? You need the human to perform a task, you interact with said human using a bot, you get the task done. Where is the ethics concern other than after the fact, the human would feel stupid for not identifying the bot as a bot?

       

    3. Re:Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I care. I don't have time to waste talking to bots and I certainly report illegal robocalls to both the FCC and FTC. If I receive calls from Google's little chatbot, those will be getting reported too.

    4. Re: Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeCommerce is our goal here at Google. More human than human is our motto.â

    5. Re:Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the grownups handle this, is not for fanbois. Fanbois get served what the grownups decide.

    6. Re:Immediate hangup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to be waiting a long time then, for I have never seen a grown up millennial.

  2. Ooh, that's too bad by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was looking forward to having a bit of fun trying to identify robocaller vs a real human being.

    As in, in the middle of the conversation, drop something completely unexpected like "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything plus one?"

    A human would give the correct answer - or at least go "Uuh? What's that got to do with anything?" A robocaller would politely say "I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure I understand your question...", indicating to me that it's time to hang up because I don't want to interact with Google's dystopia.

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    1. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another reason it's too bad: they just poisoned the well of training data.

    2. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it will identify itself:

      "Hi, I'm Google Duplex... I'm trying to book a hair appointment for a woman."

      "Hello Mr. Duplex"

      or

      "Hi, I'm Google Duplex a robotic assistant... I'm trying to book a hair appointment for a woman."

      "Fuck off nerd. This isn't funny and I'm busy."

    3. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Memnos · · Score: 1

      Listen to it in actual operation. It's actually nothing at like you just described.

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    4. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      A human would give the correct answer

      You hang around with nerds too much if you expect the average human to know the answer to life, the universe and everything.

    5. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by NoZart · · Score: 1

      You would have to do better than that, anyway ;-)

      https://www.google.at/search?q...

    6. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by NoZart · · Score: 1

      works with the "plus one" i forgot, too :-D

    7. Re: Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42

    8. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A human would give the correct answer

      Siri gives the correct answer too: I don't understand your question.
      The only difference is Duplex would sound human: "errrrr I don't understand your question"

    9. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm quoting from the demo Google gave, you low-functioning autistic.

      I just added "Hi I'm Google Duplex" to it.

      It's a joke.

    10. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      You hang around with nerds too much if you expect the average human to know the answer to life, the universe and everything.

      I just asked Alexa, and she/it gave the answer "42".

    11. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      A robocaller would politely say "I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure I understand your question...",

      Google's robot sounds and responds more like a human than any of the Indian/Filipino customer service people I've spoken to in the last 10 years. Seriously their training makes them act exactly like a 1970's version of a robot.

    12. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by azcoyote · · Score: 1

      Google Home is lame. I just asked and it said, "Better minds than mine are working on that."

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    13. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by shmlco · · Score: 2

      As mentioned on another site, we listened to a canned, recorded "demo" where everything went right.

      They didn't do a live demonstration, and people weren't allowed to try it out after the fact. To me, that pretty much means they're just trying to show off with technology that's not ready for prime time.

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    14. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by supremebob · · Score: 1

      If you asked that question like "what the meaning of life plus 1" to Google Assistant or Alexa now in it's current form, they already have a witty reply teed up for it.

      Seriously... us geeks have been screwing with these AI voice services for awhile now, and they now have preprogrammed responses to most of the common gotcha questions already.

    15. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the number of articles praising the virtues of this crap will dwarf any rebellion.
        Listen to the calls a few times, they were rather basic and based largely on temporal knowledge.

      Fun fact, no doubt Google is monitoring forms for exactly that reason because it's quite possible to identify them. A simple logical fallacy is one way. Not surprising AI has been.. erm, popping up, in / on porn sites for quite a while. Think of a hybrid video kiosk that monitors chat. It's not really rocket science to scan for a request and play video. It is however a dystopian future I want no part of.

      tl;dr - Many of the the challenges Data faced on ST:TNG apply to AI today. Calling it "Artificial" Intelligence is rather ironic. Intelligence is entirely subjective, not measured based on capacity.

    16. Re: Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's posting on s;ashdot about stupid shot no one cares about and doesn't matter. Of course he's a low functioning autistic. Redundant.

    17. Re: Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even geeky. This is straight up stupidly nerdy. It's an old series of books by a dead guy only super nerdlings read or care or about.

      42... lolololol... omg, you said 42! That's soooooo funny! Lmao! Right.

      Get over it.

    18. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    19. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

      For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
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      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
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      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
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      Exactly Nancy,

      It seems like Chris is a victim here. He keeps on reading those SEO, youtube algorithm, basically get rich quick sites. He doesn't realize that he is the fish for them since they make money off him with their own schemes. Then, he wastes his time trying to implement what those sites suggest and he ends up disturbing people.

      I mean, those crooks tell Chris that h

    20. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am going to start every phone conversation with: "Hi this is a human"

    21. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by swillden · · Score: 1

      A human would give the correct answer - or at least go "Uuh? What's that got to do with anything?" A robocaller would politely say "I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure I understand your question..."

      Actually, the latter is exactly what I'd expect a human customer service agent who hasn't read Douglas Adams to say.

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    22. Re: Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is a fucking demo. What do you even mean. It isn't even operational yet.

    23. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Would that be anything like trying to identify the real country of origin from a tech support centre member with their trained fake American accent. Want to know something interesting, they serve them up to Australians, which boggled my mind, why present a fake American accented person to an Australian, how would that win sales. Apparently in the training programs a fake American accent is much easier to learn than a fake Australian accent. For ease of communications I just ask them to go with their real accent, then they are much easier to understand.

      I have to say, robot caller and I will hang up and send the company an email to go fuck itself. When I want to interact with companies, either well designed GUIs or a real person, I really hate all the automated crap, really hate it.

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    24. Re: Ooh, that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, the little kid doesn't get it.

    25. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I checked a few others.

      Google and Bing added one correctly.,

      Yahoo, Lycos, DuckDuckGo and Ask couldn't add the one.

      And I didn't realize AltaVista just redirects to Yahoo now.

      Baidu came up with a bunch of Chinese characters that are all Greek to me, but I can see 42 appear a few places.

      Yandex can't add one either.

    26. Re:Ooh, that's too bad by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Would it be better for them to try to talk like an American trying to sound like an Australian?

      I've never noticed them trying to fake an American accent. Some are easy to understand and some are completely incomprehensible, nor can they understand what I'm saying.

  3. Doesn't matter. It's still an illegal robocall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you don't like to be robocalled, don't robocall others.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter. It's still an illegal robocall. by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      If you don't like to be robocalled, don't robocall others.

      . . . or robocall those making the robocalls.

      The Telcos would love such an Cold to Hot Robocall war escalation, since it would generate more revenue.

      Wasn't that in the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

      "Those making the robocalls . . . have just been robocalled."

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  4. .. write emails for you... by NoZart · · Score: 1

    can't wait to have my inbox swamped with recommendations from my peers.....

  5. pfft by DMJC · · Score: 0

    Maybe stop worrying about the ethics and just get on with getting rid of all the call centre operators and personal assistant roles. The sooner we throw people out of work from meaningless jobs, the sooner we can ditch insanity like trickle down economics and get back to fixing the way our civilisation works.

    1. Re:pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sooner we throw people out of work from meaningless jobs, the sooner we can ditch insanity like trickle down economics and get back to fixing the way our civilisation works.

      Sounds to me like doing it in that order will lead to a lot of unnecessary deaths, but maybe that is just me.

  6. robot, um marketing spam by tero · · Score: 1

    It's awesome that in the future 90% of phone calls will be be
    Robot voice: This call is from Google Assistant.
    Human voice: Yeah, um, Hi $valued_cutomer, I'd like to, um, tell you about our new next-um-generation product. When would be a good time to, um, schedule a demo?
    Me: Oh bugger off
    Human voice: uh-huh
    Human voice: So Tuesday next week?

  7. Ridiculous ballyhoo by RhettLivingston · · Score: 4, Informative

    Somehow, I don't think those making complaints about this work phones in retail businesses. The demo was vastly more articulate and had better manners than most human callers to businesses. For those users with heavy accents or ESL users, this would be a nice accessibility feature.

    I can see this being useful anywhere an executive used to use a secretary in the old days. For example, the meeting organization functions in calendar programs are rarely used. This could move them to a useful level where the assistant calls the parties involved and negotiates what might work. It could even make the calls simultaneously though a worst schedule first approach might work better.

    In some use cases such as verifying store hours, it is going to reduce the numbers of calls the store has to handle. My wife was working in a store on Easter and said that the already overworked staff was answering the phone almost continuously all day to say the store was open. On New Year's Day this year, I called a store to ask that same question. They picked up the phone, said "we're open" without waiting for me to talk, and hung up.

    As to it violating "recording" laws, we obviously need to rewrite them. It is ridiculous to require that a person be paid to make these calls. Would a transcription device for a deaf person be considered a "recording device" under these same laws? What happens when we start getting cyber implants to help us remember things?

    I'd rather the law move towards treating assistants as personal extensions and giving them all the rights and protections of the person they are extending at the moment.

    1. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you are OK with spam emails, you just want them to be polite and articulate? Phone calls are much more intrusive, because phone calls are synchronous communication. Duplex creates the same moral hazard that gave rise to email spam: If it doesn't cost your time, just someone else's time, then there is no reason not to make lots of calls.

    2. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      I can see this being useful anywhere an executive used to use a secretary in the old days.

      I'm not sure sure how many 'executives' you've met, but a lot of the ones I've dealt with use their PA to deal with technology for them because shit like that is a distraction. They do this because a good PA has a zero error rate so allows them to focus on on their job/life/pleasure. As good as the robots are, it'll be a while before they are that perfect.

    3. Re: Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam is unsolicited contact, not "anything generated by a bot", you dumb fuck.
      A hair salon is literally soliciting for business by asking customers to call to book an appointment. All businesses do that. That's how businesses work.

    4. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to it violating "recording" laws, we obviously need to rewrite them. It is ridiculous to require that a person be paid to make these calls. Would a transcription device for a deaf person be considered a "recording device" under these same laws?

      Are you sure that there aren't already exempts for deaf persons?

      Where I live people with disabilities are for example allowed to disregard certain parts of copyright law when they access works through a public library. (I haven't looked specifically into the details, I only know that certain exemptions exists.)

    5. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do this because a good PA has a zero error rate so allows them to focus on on their job/life/pleasure. As good as the robots are, it'll be a while before they are that perfect.

      Do they have to be that perfect to be useful?

      Your car typically doesn't have a zero error rate.
      It may suck majorly when it doesn't work but it isn't like you would be better off without it.
      Back in the VCR days the recording would usually work but if it didn't it wasn't the end of the world.

      So, assume that you can let Duplex do stuff for you, there is nothing that says that you have to let it do everything.
      Any appointment that could be rescheduled is something you can led Duplex take care of. If it messes up it is no big deal.
      Anything that is more important you can do yourself.

      There is a lot of middle ground between perfect and useless.

    6. Re: Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, YOU dumb fuck. Businesses count on people not wasting their time. There are already restaurants that charge a reservation fee, because people make reservations well in advance to get good tables and then don't show up. When calling a restaurant literally costs no effort, people will do that a lot more. That's just one example how removing the cost for one side poisons the well for all. Robocalls will either be prevented or they will make the phone useless.

    7. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will be fun when it gets into the hands of the marketing folk. It's bad enough already, receiving calls from various vendors on a daily basis. When they don't have to pay a person, expect to receive lots more cold calls trying to validate you as a lead.

    8. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not. If there are, then we can make other exemptions for useful services.

      Frankly, I find the existing recording laws to be highly discriminatory. They give a big advantage to people who have the memory to repeat quotes from conversations months ago verbatim. I don't have this ability and tend to have to force everything to email and messages to compensate.

      I consider recordings to be an assistive technology. If someone else doesn't have to ask permission to use their biological memory, why should I have to ask permission to use my assistive memory tools? Restrictions on capability extensions just serve to slow advancement of people not born with these gifts.

      I believe it would be better to treat personal recordings as an extension of an individual's memory with all of the same protections. If we do, then other concerns are erased. When consent is not given for public disclosure, they would fall into the hearsay bucket in court - no more valuable in testimony than words from the mouth of the individual who made the recording.

    9. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Few can afford PAs today. In 1980, the division of the corporation I first worked at had over 200 secretaries helping about 600 engineers and managers. By 1986 when I started, that had been reduced to 4. So, today, their effectiveness in serving the people they served then is about 2%, not 100%. Google Assistant has a potential to be an infinitely better PA in a few years than the PA most of those who had PAs in the old days no longer has today.

    10. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      The difference between a single call made on behalf of a person trying to accomplish a task and a spam email sent out to millions in hopes of having one in a few thousand bite is so vast that the comparison is laughable.

      If we want to be upset about providing this to the less privileged, then we should create a law that says that nobody can allow any other entity, human or otherwise, to make a call on their behalf, not one that discriminates against those that can't afford true human assistants by just banning the assistants that fall into the price range of the masses.

    11. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Few can afford PAs today.

      Anyone labelled an 'Executive' should be able to...

    12. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that it's not a person calling still makes it an obnoxious and ILLEGAL robocall. If you can't take the time to make a call yourself, one human being to another human being, then you are a self-centred, disrespectful asshole. *Nobody* is that busy, so *make* the fucking time.

    13. Re:Ridiculous ballyhoo by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Like I said, in that case, all businessmen, politicians, etc. who have others make calls for them because they don't have the time need to be stopped. Your argument applies just as well to having other people make calls on behalf of a busy person as having AIs make calls on behalf of a busy person.

      Most tech is anti-privilege because it brings the costs of privilege down. This is the problem that people have with AIs making calls. Any attempt to slow the propagation of this privilege to the masses should be met with a demand that the few who already exercise it via more expensive means give it up.

  8. Hi by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, yes, my name is Bobby DropTables and... hello? hello?

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    1. Re:Hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Booby Tables, as we call them.

  9. Telemarketers wet dreams by Kwelstr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My concern with these type of human imitation is not on the personal assistant side but on the robocall sales side. Telemarketers already have some rudimentary human type robocalls trying to fool you, if and when they get their hands on these bots answering any unknown call will turn to hell.

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    1. Re:Telemarketers wet dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      if and when they get their hands on these bots answering any unknown call will turn to hell.

      Have your Duplex answer unknown calls. It's not like a contract between the robocaller and your Duplex will be valid.

      It will be something like Lenny talks to a spectacularly bad robocaller

    2. Re:Telemarketers wet dreams by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      This is why we need to ban mass call campaigns, not the technologies being abused to implement them. But, as long as they are perceived to be of value in political campaigns, we can't seem to get there. There is no technical difficulty in detecting mass call campaigns at the carrier level. The difficulty is in getting politicians to put our desires ahead of theirs.

  10. Bots talking to Bots seems fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon, we will all have bots for our voice calls, just like we have IRC bots and email bots to reply to normal communications.

    We'll be able to ask for things like "purchase Keen walking shoes for less than $50 from my favorite places in the next 6 months" and the bot will keep looking for those shoes, in our size, with color preferences, on the 4 online shopping places we frequent until it finds them. Then either it will automatically order then or ask for confirmation for the order, have it shipped using our fuzzy shipping instructions (never overnight unless free, never longer than 7 days, never pay more than $7 for shipping). And we'll get the shoes we want in a few weeks-months without thinking about it again. Done and handled, unlike what happens today.

    The real time saver will be for home service appointments. Fuzzy when/where meetings with our preferences. I prefer to be the first appointment of the day, so that preference would be conveyed. First appointments don't get backed up due to poor scheduling. Having a handyman at the house at 8am means never wondering which 4-hour window they will actually show up during.

    This is a good thing.

    1. Re:Bots talking to Bots seems fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a terrible idea, but wouldn't it work better for online shopping?

      Then either it will automatically order then or ask for confirmation for the order

      In my case, it had better ask. I have trouble remember what I ordered a week ago sometimes. Seriously, I ordered something whilst drunk 2 weeks ago and when it showed up last week I had no idea what was in the mystery package until I opened it up.

      And then I remembered and the package sat untouched for 4 days because what I was so eager to order online that drunken night wasn't nearly as interesting to me as I thought it would be. I don't really regret buying it, but I sure didn't need it or even want it as badly as I thought I did.

  11. this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean so far all the "outrage" seems to be one blogger saying that she has heard people say this. She didn't do any kind of real research, just supposedly is summarizing the comments she received from others. First of all, this blogger is known for just poking at Google in general for headlines. Second, she could be just lying or inflating the complaints. Finally, even if she did receive "a lot" of complaints, well this is exactly the sort of thing where a few malcontents may go out of their way to respond but the vast majority of people simply don't care enough to post a comment.

    I'll add that a lot of comparisons/slippery slope assertions are being made as this concept might be used by telemarketers for nefarious purposes. Well those people aren't going to be worried about ethics, they're already far off the ethical reservation.

  12. the real fun is in upselling. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    Imagine how much people would upsell for these?

    "yes you can have your binding reservation.. thres gouch fee of oucchh threefifty for the reservation, you can have the best table of the place, okay?"

    the thing is, that you're putting an automated machine to make agreements/arrangements on your behalf. either way it's going to go sour at some point. it's hard to find even humans capable of the task - and if you can't make agreements on such a call, it's useless since that was the whole point of the call.

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  13. I have a simple solution, that also makes the syst by havana9 · · Score: 1

    The automatic call could generate a particular tone, clearly recognizable. Like this: http://cdn2.goughlui.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/V17-14400bps-nonECM.wav. Bonus point if the called system is a computer it could switch to a digital mode and eventually ask for an encoded image representing the request. If a person answers the call it could also manually activate the image printer. Win!

  14. I'm not interested in talking to automated systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voice response phone systems tend to be designed to have parity with their line counterparts. Since I'm well versed in how a computer works, I now mute my mic until I get a human because the voice system always does worse than I can do on my own and I really need a person. If I received a call from a bot, it would be over as soon as I knew it was a not. I know making a phone call sucks and we've pretty much ditched it as humans but if it's not worth your time to actually talk to a person, then it's not worth my time to sit on the phone.

  15. Reac the last line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i.e. , this doesn't actually exist. More speculative and dubiously useful nonsense.

  16. Duplex is doing you a favor by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are suffiently ignorant to run a restaurant without online order and reservation system in 2018. But Google is supplying these for you for free rather than customers just going elsewhere with UberEats or OpenTable. Rather than grumbling about having to talk to a robot to get paid, get a hint and give customers a way to do business with you without having to spend 20 minutes on hold and then listen to your thick accent.

    1. Re: Duplex is doing you a favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duplex is doing GOOGLE a favor. Who do you thinks going to get all of the data from the phone calls?

    2. Re: Duplex is doing you a favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your phone is doing Apple, Google, Verizon, AT&T, etc a favor as does everything you purchase. Both sides get something in commerce. That is the way it works. If you don't like it, don't use it. But don't try to make the decision for me too.

    3. Re: Duplex is doing you a favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't call anyone with Duplex or someone like me will report you to the FCC and FTC for making illegal robocalls.

      Have a nice day. :)

    4. Re:Duplex is doing you a favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is inevitable is when this technology is being turned against people. Obviously it will not be flagged as that firstly, but when the frog is boiled, it stops moving.

    5. Re:Duplex is doing you a favor by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You are suffiently ignorant to run a restaurant without online order and reservation system in 2018. But Google is supplying these for you for free rather than customers just going elsewhere with UberEats or OpenTable. Rather than grumbling about having to talk to a robot to get paid, get a hint and give customers a way to do business with you without having to spend 20 minutes on hold and then listen to your thick accent.

      You on the other hand, seem sufficiently ignorant to have never run any kind of business, let alone a restaurant.

      If you've got a good restaurant, you don't need UberEats or OpenTable because customers come to you. Also here in the UK delivery services like Deliveroo existed long before UberEats and given how bad UberEats is, will easily outlive it. Deliveroo isn't for restaurants, it's for fast food (McDonalds is not a restaurant according to British standards). Beyond that you don't really need to reserve at a restaurant unless as, mentioned above, it's so popular that they can afford to turn away paying customers... in which case you don't need OpenTable.

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  17. Only available to SJWs by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

    As evidenced by Google's refusal to do business with payday loan and bail bondsmen.

    Or evidenced by Google's conveniently leaving out the ability for Google home to answer "Who is Jesus Christ?"

    Which is all personally fine by me because if Google refuses to do business with certain segments of the population there certainly will be others who will.....

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    1. Re:Only available to SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??? You bring Jesus into an SJW debate? He was the first. As a bible believing Christian, I am offended. Are you aware that the old testament mandated many of the first recorded social programs including requiring the largest producers of the day to leave 10% of their crops for the widows and others in need? Go back, read your bible, and open your heart in love for your fellow man, Christian or not, as Jesus commanded. I will pray for you.

  18. Google Glass ... Google Speak ... Google Smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike Google Glass, which took 2 years to die, this will die in 2 months.

    It's called accelerationism ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism )

  19. So will Google record all calls made this way? by rapjr · · Score: 1

    For further training and without permission of the person called? To some extent the software has to know what the content of the call was also, which could also be stored, and sold and accessed by businesses and law enforcement.