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FBI Repeatedly Overstated Encryption Threat Figures To Congress, Public (techcrunch.com)

mi shares a report from The Washington Post (Warning: source may be paywalled; alternative source): The FBI has repeatedly provided grossly inflated statistics to Congress and the public about the extent of problems posed by encrypted cellphones, claiming investigators were locked out of nearly 7,800 devices connected to crimes last year when the correct number was much smaller, probably between 1,000 and 2,000.

Over a period of seven months, FBI Director Christopher A. Wray cited the inflated figure as the most compelling evidence for the need to address what the FBI calls "Going Dark" -- the spread of encrypted software that can block investigators' access to digital data even with a court order. "The FBI's initial assessment is that programming errors resulted in significant over-counting of mobile devices reported,'' the FBI said in a statement Tuesday. The bureau said the problem stemmed from the use of three distinct databases that led to repeated counting of phones. Tests of the methodology conducted in April 2016 failed to detect the flaw, according to people familiar with the work.

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  1. In other news by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sherlock reportedly overstated the threat of No Shit to Congress, Public. Also, Cop Math doesn't have a Wikipedia page. I'm genuinely surprised.

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    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to count the ones they didn't have a warrant for.

    2. Re:In other news by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      High school, it never stops, you think it's over but there it is, the same people, behaving the same way, from the teens to their decrepitude, control freaks will be control freaks and they wont ever stop. It is all as lame as that regardless of the public relations and advertising.

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    3. Re:In other news by torkus · · Score: 1

      There's a song about this and you came so close to quoting purely by accident...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  2. Not surprising by DaMattster · · Score: 2

    I am hardly shocked. Law enforcement suffers from continuous mission creep. They always have and always will.

    1. Re:Not surprising by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And they always must be stopped and kicked hard or everything goes to hell.

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  3. Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How did law enforcement solve crimes before smartphones were a thing?

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    1. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Computers maybe.

    2. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did law enforcement solve crimes before smartphones were a thing?

      You're making a lot of assumptions there.

    3. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did law enforcement solve crimes before smartphones were a thing?

      According to my misspent youth, apparently they spent a lot of time shaking down hookers with hearts of gold. Maybe they need to return to their roots, encryption is hard, but hookers are easy.

    4. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      apparently they spent a lot of time shaking down hookers with hearts of gold

      nah, that was neil young.

      but its cool. its all cool.

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    5. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used psychics!

    6. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Why would they shake down Neil Young?

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    7. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by dcollins117 · · Score: 2

      'Cause he keep on rockin' in the free world.

    8. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For putting down Alabama.

    9. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      And they keep trying to discover that horse’s name.

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    10. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      And they keep trying to discover that horse’s name.

      Jesus Christ, man. That song didn't have anything to do with Neil Young. Are we getting too old to keep our musical references straight.

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    11. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Counterpoint: Neil Young was absolutely right about Alabama.

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    12. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Reverend+Green · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why makes you suppose law enforcers are interested in solving crimes? So far as I can tell, they're mainly interested in collecting bribes from the rich, and tyrannizing the poor for fun.

      Have you noticed how in our big cities the violent criminals run wild? While three or four paramilitary "cops" will gang up to harass a jaywalker.

    13. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dude, it was part of the joke. Even Wikipedia mentions it.

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    14. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed how in our big cities the violent criminals run wild? While three or four paramilitary "cops" will gang up to harass a jaywalker.

      Jaywalkers typically don't shoot back and usually have either money/property that can be "civil forfeited" or dope they can either sell and pocket the cash or use themselves, plus there's always the chance they can frighten or rattle the jaywalker sufficiently that he twitches and then they get to kill him.

      Real criminals are dangerous! The unions don't like losing dues-payers.

      Remember the unofficial police motto that the one cop who shot an unarmed dude laying on the ground multiple times was unwise enough to actually have etched on the receiver of his AR-15: "You're Fucked".

      Sadly, that's the attitude of far too many wearing the uniform these days. Then they're shocked and horrified when they get set up and executed and can't (or pretend they can't) understand why.

      I'm sure it has nothing to do with their blood-soaked hands from all the innocents they've killed.

    15. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. See, I remember Gunsmoke from my youth, with Miss Kitty as the saloon madam with the relationship with the sheriff. My wife never understood why I had such fun calling our cat "Miss Kitty" as she got older and more affectionate.

    16. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      And they keep trying to discover that horse’s name.

      That's the password.

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    17. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Informants. Lots of informants. Take an offer to help the FBI and all was good.
      Massive database searches all over the USA.
      Lots of surveillance.
      Science. Talking to people in jail and prison about their crimes and understanding criminal methods.
      Anthropology and the direct study of every emerging community/cult/faith in the USA.
      The placing of vast amounts of well paid informants in every community. Political groups and new social groups/faith/peace groups/academics and other criminal groups all over the USA slowly got filled with trusted informants.
      A bit like the Stasi but the FBI had fast super computers to ensure every interesting group only got a set number of trusted informants.
      The FBI was skilled in the way it never had its own informants reporting on its own undercover informants for years.
      Just enough informants and undercover work per group to keep information flowing, with the option to disturpt the group internally if needed.

      Ensuring people who would face criminals had some support from the FBI.
      Constant "chat downs" and remembering any "strangers" who did not fit in a nice community.
      How to keep evidence. A bank teller gets handed a note. Keep the note for later examination. Recall all past visits by strangers before a crime.

      Bait. Publish the "movements" and "holidays" of wealthy people, movements of expensive products, new investments and see who was ready to do a crime.
      Basically using a magazine, newspaper like "social media" over months to lay out a fake story and then see what criminal groups got attracted to the fake news story.
      Then make offers to anyone who was caught. Become an informant and get released, protected. Report back to the FBI and become a productive informative for the FBI for decades.

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    18. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The FBI did a great job all over the USA.
      Rob a bank in a nice community and the FBI would help hunt down the person/group using advance science.
      Bad crime in some part of the USA? The FBI would always help and support local law enforcement with the latest methods and insights into criminal behavior.
      Peace groups and radical political/faith groups creating problems in communities? The FBI would place informants in such emerging groups and track their funding, supporters, politics, international connections.
      Watching embassies and international visitors in the US who where spying on the USA. The FBI worked very hard to try and keep US secrets protected from other nations.
      Entering US politics? The FBI was always interested in anyone entering state and federal politics.
      Who was funding a politician, who a politician like to be friends with, any other "friends". Lots of files got created on all US political leaders and who supported them.
      The FBI was always very busy.

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    19. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Half of those were actually the CIA. The FBI would have little/no interest in most of them.

    20. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did law enforcement solve crimes before smartphones were a thing?

      They got a warrant for a wiretap, and listened in on phone conversation.

      Funny enough, that approach still works with smartphones! The smartphone may have fancy encryption and no wire. But the cellphone towers conveniently decrypt the smartphone talk - there are even wires in there!

      A warrant for a wiretap will still let them listen on what some perp say on his smartphone. Nothing changed there.

    21. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Peace groups and radical political/faith groups creating problems in communities?

      Entering US politics? The FBI was always interested in anyone entering state and federal politics.

      Who was funding a politician, who a politician like to be friends with, any other "friends". Lots of files got created on all US political leaders and who supported them.

      These items seem decidedly un-American. Maybe the FBI would have a less Gestapo-ish public reputation if they stuck to chasing bank robbers and stayed out of politics.

    22. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IKR? As if there was ever a time that smartphones did not exist.

    23. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Dude, it was part of the joke. Even Wikipedia mentions it [wikipedia.org].

      I've been hit with the massive woosh. My deepest apologies.

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    24. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      They're not solving crimes. They're doing anti-terrorism intelligence. The idea is to find out stuff before it happens so as to prevent it. Different job. Different methods. Lying to everyone seems to be part of that job, at least the way they do it.

    25. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      How did law enforcement solve crimes before smartphones were a thing?

      They found someone conveniently likely for a crime, then they beat them senseless until they were willing to sign a confession, just to make the beatings stopped. Then they were railroaded through 'court', and thrown in prison to rot.
      Then things like 'civil rights' started becoming a Real Thing, along with novel concepts like 'The 5th Amendment', 'Due Process', and 'Innocent until proven guilty'.
      None of these developments changed the basic nature of the Cop Mindset, though; they still by large and far are anal-retentive control-freaks that would love nothing better than to be above the law, and be able to go back to the days of beating 'suspects' until they confessed, whether actually guilty or not. Truth be told way too many 'law enforcement' types would love a world where everyone is under their thumb 24/7/365, no one challenges them on anything ever, and they only have to snap their fingers to get anything and everything they want, instantly. As this pertains to cellphones that are locked and encrypted is they couldn't care less if the plebian citizens don't enjoy anything even remotely resembling 'data security' so long as they can read through everything on everyones' phone anytime they please, with no warrant or other pesky 'constitutional protections' or 'civil rights' getting in the way. In fact they'd be perfectly thrilled if no phone (except theirs of course) had ZERO encryption or ability to be locked, and they could just grab it out of your hand without warning and look at everything and anything they wanted to, and smack you around if you complain about it. This of course is why we have LAWS and JUDGES and a CONSTITUTION and LEGISLATORS and OVERSIGHT of law enforcement: to prevent them deciding they're above the law and a power unto themselves. Which is all why they must not be allowed to get what they want in this case.

    26. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by khandom08 · · Score: 1

      The whoosh that just hit you is nothing. I just found out that that song was about heroin.

    27. Re: Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a sheriff in Alabama that kept the local whorehouse open, so that he could bug the conversations and pillow talk of the customers. He never disclosed how he obtained his information, because he found alternative proof for the crime that was confessed, or picked the person up on a lesser charge, during which a confession would be extracted.

    28. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a southern man don't need him 'round anyhow!

    29. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I have to admit - as a naive kid back when that song came out, I was completely unaware of any sub-context related to drugs in that song. ... or present in 90% of the other songs written in the 1970s.

      I just thought it was a nice song about a guy riding a horse in the desert.

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    30. Re:Prior to 2005 (or thereabouts) by khandom08 · · Score: 1

      Right, on LSD or something similar.

  4. FBI mostly useless by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Troll

    The FBI doesn't do a very good job. They have a long history of corruption, of lies, and being untrustworthy. They don't catch criminals very often. The only good they do is provide support for local law enforcement, for example the national finger-print data base.

    I therefore suggest the FBI be dissolved, or modified to the "National Police Support Unit." They can provide services to local police forces, but they don't need to be out harassing people on their own.

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    1. Re:FBI mostly useless by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The FBI doesn't do a very good job. They have a long history of corruption, of lies, and being untrustworthy.

      You left out "incompetent". I once worked with the FBI's "high tech task force" for several weeks, and the most competent guy on the team had been a history major. His only advantage over the rest of the team was that he knew he was an idiot.

    2. Re:FBI mostly useless by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once worked with the FBI's "high tech task force" for several weeks, and...

      Dude, "being questioned by" is not the same as "worked with".

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    3. Re:FBI mostly useless by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Their list of fuck ups is pretty long. Waco, Ruby Ridge, 9/11, oh and the valentines day school shooter where people called the FBI and told them who was going to do it. All the tips apparently go into the trash. I'd clean house there if I were Trump.

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    4. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd clean house there if I were Trump.

      Perhaps he should include himself in this housecleaning. Anyone who thinks Trump is honest and law-abiding needs to have their head examined.

    5. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd clean house there if I were Trump.

      Perhaps he should include himself in this housecleaning. Anyone who thinks Trump is honest and law-abiding needs to have their head examined.

      And that's where you're repeating the mistakes of the Republicans who went after Bill Clinton for being a sleazy, lying womanizer.

      Everyone already knew Clinton was a sleazy, lying womanizer and he won with that already baked-in by the voters.

      Everybody already knows Trump is a corrupt, obnoxious blowhard - and they still preferred him over Crooked Hillary! despite the media doing all they could to help her (and her vagina - never forget, Crooked Hillary! has a vagina and that's why you need to vote for her!)

      So be a good little boy and go on regurgitating the RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! screams your masters are demanding from you to justify their spying on Trump.

      One could say you're a useful idiot.

      And that's totes adorbs.

    6. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, here in the Twin Cities area they do a pretty good job of putting the high-money white-collar criminals in jail for fraud. (See also: Tom Petters and Denny Hecker.)

    7. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "a sleazy, lying womanizer."

      Actually, it was for committing PERJURY. Remember how he was disbarred etc because of it? Missed that part in history?

      Of course, perjury to Congress is nothing, ask Clapper. (And ask just about everyone who has testified before Congress for the last century - only a handful that obviously committed perjury got indicted.)

    8. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure Hillary has a vagina? I always theorized she didn't and that's why Bill fucked around so much. Chelsea clearly has the look of a test-tube baby.

    9. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure Hillary has a vagina? I always theorized she didn't and that's why Bill fucked around so much. Chelsea clearly has the look of a test-tube baby.

      Umm, no.

      Actually, Chelsea looks a lot like Webb Hubbell. She really does.

    10. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd clean house there if I were Trump.

      Perhaps he should include himself in this housecleaning. Anyone who thinks Trump is honest and law-abiding needs to have their head examined.

      And that's where you're repeating the mistakes of the Republicans who went after Bill Clinton for being a sleazy, lying womanizer.

      Everyone already knew Clinton was a sleazy, lying womanizer and he won with that already baked-in by the voters.

      Everybody already knows Trump is a corrupt, obnoxious blowhard - and they still preferred him over Crooked Hillary! despite the media doing all they could to help her (and her vagina - never forget, Crooked Hillary! has a vagina and that's why you need to vote for her!)

      So be a good little boy and go on regurgitating the RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! screams your masters are demanding from you to justify their spying on Trump.

      One could say you're a useful idiot.

      And that's totes adorbs.

      So now it's ok that the president is crooked ("Everybody already knows Trump is a corrupt...") just like Hillary because he was like that before being elected? Oh brother..... " justify their spying on Trump" Do you know this occurred, or do you accept everything Trump says as fact? Because if this ends up being untrue, then what? Fake news? Where's the evidence? Or is that optional?

    11. Re:FBI mostly useless by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      Yeah he committed perjury. I never understood that. He had already won his second election. It's not like stooping miss slut was a high crime or misdemeanor. Why commit perjury? He should have stood up and owned it. Like the poster said everyone already knew he was a sleazy, lying womanizer and they elected and re-elected him anyway. Impeaching him was a waste of time and a terrible precedent.

    12. Re:FBI mostly useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both taken care of by prosecutor Joe Dixon. There are a few that go after the big money but not many.

    13. Re:FBI mostly useless by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Yeah he committed perjury. I never understood that. He had already won his second election. It's not like stooping miss slut was a high crime or misdemeanor. Why commit perjury?

      Because he was being sued by another woman, a state of Alabama employee, that he harassed while he was governor. Stooping the slut was evidence that this was pretty much how he rolled.

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    14. Re:FBI mostly useless by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      So, NOW we need evidence. Before, wasn't it enough that a "dossier" had not been proven false?

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  5. So? by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if their numbers were true, it wouldn't change the fact that government mandated backdoors to encryption is a remarkably stupid and short sighted concept.

    Hell, all investigations could grind to a halt tomorrow because of encryption, and it wouldn't change that equation. The quantity is irrelevant.

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    1. Re:So? by gweihir · · Score: 0

      Even if their numbers were true, it wouldn't change the fact that government mandated backdoors to encryption is a remarkably stupid and short sighted concept.

      You have some redundancy there: "government" pretty much implies "remarkably stupid and short sighted".

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  6. Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Notabadguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Infamous Cop Math:

    A number of years ago I had a heroin case in Hayward. They had a warrant where the snitch, known, in polite terms, as a “confidential informant” with the obligatory history of reliability in past snitchings and who was a good citizen and such said there were two packages of heroin in a cereal box in my client’s kitchen. One weighed one pound and the other a half pound. Cops came in with a warrant and sure enough easily found the heroin and that’s what the packages weighed.

    Me: So officer did you wait until you got to the station to do the weighing or did you use the scale that was there and which is now in evidence.

    Cop: I used the scale there

    Me: but that’s an Ohaus scale isn’t it

    Cop: yes

    Me: and it is graded in grams isn’t it

    Cop: yes

    Me: so you did the math in your head right

    Cop: yes

    Me: so how many grams are in a half pound

    Cop: [absolute silence]

    me: let me help you out here. Let’s say there are about 28 grams in an ounce. So how many grams in a half pound

    Cop: [silence continues]

    Me: ok. Let’s make it easier. Let’s say there are 16 ounces in a pound. So how many grams in a half pound [more silence – but now the jury is laughing]

    Me: ok let me help you out a little more here. If a pound has 16 ounces how many ounces are in a half pound [more silence – juror yells out “8”. Jury laughs].

    Me: look if there are 28 grams in an ounce and juror number 3 helped you out by telling you there were 8 ounces in a half pound, how many grams were in what you tell us was a half pound. Now I walk up to the bench and snatch a yellow pad and pencil. “May I, your honor.” Here officer. Here is a pad and pencil. Now write down 28. Remember that’s one gram. Now you learned from juror number 3 that there are 8 oz in a half pound so you simply take 28 and multiply by 8. OK, what’s the number. [very long painful silence]. DA, who is now a judge and was an especially vicious DA, asks for a recess. He comes over to me but trips over his big box of files [now jury is in hysterics].

    By the way, my guy is on trial with his much younger cousin. Cousin is about to go to trial on a dead bang 4+ pound cocaine case. The DA says if they both take a year in county jail he’ll dump the cocaine case.

    1. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      good thing this wasn't in the UK.

      they weigh in 'stones' and pay in 'pounds'.

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    2. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What is the point of this? Does it really matter if the guy had a pound or 28 ounces or 16 ounces or 8 ounces? A dose of heroin is probably 10mg. The guy is a drug dealer either way.

    3. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny story, but be a little careful with what it means.

      I can totally do that math in my head. In fact I just did, and cross checked with a calculator to be sure. But I really doubt I could do the same thing in a courtroom while being under the spotlight and having a room full of people looking on. My brain would go blank and I simply wouldn't be able to do it. Not because I don't know how, not because I can't in other circumstances, but because of freezing up under the spotlight.

      I grant what you were leading to is most likely the real explanation, but it is not the only one. In a different kind of case I sure wouldn't want my inability to perform real time math in front of a room of people to be considered any kind of evidence at all.

    4. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Informative

      To make the cop look like a blithering idiot in front of a jury. Quantity matters as far as sentencing. Frankly, if someone is selling small quantities of heroin to adults, I'd hope they'd get the shortest sentence possible or walk free. The cost of jailing someone for a year pays for a lot of treatment for opiate addicts, which is where the money is more effectively spent.

      Many low-level dealers are themselves addicts and essentially victims who'd be better of getting medical treatment instead of being jailed.

    5. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Voyager529 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is the point of this? Does it really matter if the guy had a pound or 28 ounces or 16 ounces or 8 ounces? A dose of heroin is probably 10mg. The guy is a drug dealer either way.

      You missed the setup.

      The cop testified - as in, went on record saying, under oath, that there was half a pound of heroin in a cereal box. He said he knew it was half of a pound based on weighing it at the scene when the heroin was confiscated, and did not re-weigh it at the station. That scale weighed exclusively in metric measurements, so the police officer would have needed to be able to convert between measurements quickly in order to make that claim. The defense attorney then asks the police officer to do what he claimed he did at the scene of the crime. The officer, given a pencil and paper (unlikely to have been at his disposal during the arrest) then struggles to accurately perform the sort of arithmetic that is performed by third graders.

      Whether the defendant was dealing or not, the plaintiff is a police officer who either decided to guess at how much heroin was confiscated rather than write down what the scale said, or lied under oath. Either way, the defense attorney managed to make it basically impossible for the standard of "proof beyond reasonable doubt" to be met, so the only reason the guy ended up doing any jail time was based on familial loyalty rather than having been proven guilty.

    6. Re: Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      It's okay. Law enforcers are allowed - and in fact encouraged - to lie under oath. How else are we gonna keep the Gulag full?

    7. Re: Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by fafalone · · Score: 4, Informative

      Officers even have a special word for it, 'testilying'. It's not one bad apple, thanks to the harm maximizing war on drugs among others, every department is rotten to the core.

    8. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in London, and not for weighing food or medication anywhere. While they were in the EU they used grams. Payment, well, payment was mixed, between eurodollars and pounds.

    9. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      The cost of jailing someone for a year pays for a lot of treatment for opiate addicts

      It also ensures that the Prison Industry has a 'little something' left over for their political benefactors.

    10. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      good thing this wasn't in the UK.

      they weigh in 'stones' and pay in 'pounds'.

      We only weigh people in stones because reasons.

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    11. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "..and did not re-weigh it at the station. That scale weighed exclusively in metric measurements, so the police officer would have needed to be able to convert between measurements quickly in order to make that claim. The defense attorney then asks the police officer to do what he claimed he did at the scene of the crime."

      There was no claim that the cop didn't re-weigh at the station.

      There was no claim that the cop did a conversion at the scene of the crime.

      There is obviously a problem with the cop's testimony and that got exposed in court. What the discrepancies are we don't know and you're not entitled to make up facts based upon an incomplete, second hand account. Read it again.

      Your account is no more reliable here than the cop's was.

    12. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Lie in court once, pay the coinsequences: your testimony is no longer reliable.

    13. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by nasch · · Score: 1

      There was no claim that the cop did a conversion at the scene of the crime.

      "Me: so you did the math in your head right

      Cop: yes"

      Maybe you should go read it again... unless you really think the cop was testifying that he waited until later to do the math from the scale at the crime scene in his head. If that's what you think then I don't have anything else to say.

    14. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is a particularly fair example, to be honest. It is perfectly fair that this cop simply used some obvious heuristics in determining the half-pound measure.

      I have a good idea in my head that half a kilogram (500g) is about a pound. I know it isn't exact, but for basic low level comparisons it works more or less OK. If the cop had a similar rough measure in his head then seeing a measurement of around 200 - 250g on the scale would ring in his mind as about half a pound, give or take. He didn't do any arithmetic, or need to do long multiplication, he just had a rough measure of a pound is about half a kg in his head. He might have been out by 10 or 15%, but he was close enough to be making a fair point.

      But the line of questioning given in this example does not in any way allow him to express this perfectly reasonable point, instead focusing on the rather unnecessarily arithmetic details about precise pounds to gram conversions, rather than focusing on the method by which he came to his conclusion.

      I agree with Voyager 529 above that he would have been better off writing down the exact gram measure on the evidence form, but he may well have worried that many people wouldn't have a similar idea of what 224g actually was and so it was more effective to write the imperial measure down.

      I don't have any reason to defend a fictitious cop, but this seems like an example of the old "one should never attribute to malice that which can adequately be attributed to incompetence".

    15. Re:Law Enforcement Isn't Strong on Math Skills by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      I don't have any reason to defend a fictitious cop, but this seems like an example of the old "one should never attribute to malice that which can adequately be attributed to incompetence".

      Isn't that the point? Are you willing to bet your freedom or pass judgment on the freedom of another human being based upon the sworn testimony of an incompetent person gathering the evidence against him? That's the best case scenario. Worse case is outright falsification.

  7. how many of the crimes weren't solved? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An inability to access the phone means nothing if prosecution was successful for other reasons. A more useful statistic would be how many phones do they have that couldn't be opened that were evidence in crimes that have not been successfully prosecuted. But, that is probably far, far beyond their math skills.

    1. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Even there, you have to deduct some to cover cases where the phone turns out to be no help.

    2. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is probably most of them.

      While a few will have photos of a crime being committed, most criminals are not that level of stupid.

    3. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by tomachi · · Score: 1

      Good point. Also they should focus on processing the 10,000 rape kit DNA samples that I heard was around the place.

    4. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when both parties agree that sex took place processing a rape kit is a waste of time and money, it can't show if it was consensual

    5. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An inability to access the phone means nothing if prosecution was successful for other reasons. A more useful statistic would be how many phones do they have that couldn't be opened that were evidence in crimes that have not been successfully prosecuted. But, that is probably far, far beyond their math skills.

      That's easy: Anywhere between 0-100%

      If they can't access the phone, they have no way to know if there's any evidence on it.

    6. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The NSA has all the details. Its just not good to talk about what can be done in real time with easy decryption.
      So the FBI allows for some ambiguity to exist in the US media.
      The very newest cell phone is not a live mic. Its all too advanced and academically difficult.
      Please keep talking into the live mic.
      Keep the newest cell phone on at all times and don't think about the gps.
      Take lots of digital images too. The 4K video function is so creative too.

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    7. Re:how many of the crimes weren't solved? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      The question is whether there is evidence needed to prosecute the crime whose investigation justified the taking of the phone. If the crime was successfully prosecuted without it, then there was no evidence on the phone needed to prosecute the crime. I'd bet the majority of the phones they've complained about not being able to open were taken in an investigation that resulted in a conviction without the phone's data.

  8. Mad skillz by fafalone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We screwed up our program that simply counts the number of devices, but you can trust us to make super secure software to access the back doors, it would never have a problem that allowed improper access!"

    After the NSA exploit leaks I don't know how these Constitution-stomping tools don't get laughed out of the room when trying to claim their back door would be good-guys-only.

  9. The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by js290 · · Score: 1

    "The 21st century version would be a rule forbidding government regulation of encryption. A government that has no way of knowing what who is saying to whom lacks the most powerful weapons for winning an information war. " http://bit.ly/2IRKIZZ

    --
    "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everybody." --Bender
    1. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's a dumb thing to say. Without the right to bear arms (and severa others) your right to encrypt is worse than meaningless — it's a red flag to anyone who suspects you to begin with.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless all/most traffic is encrypted, then it is just more noise in the din.

    3. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      So you're saying law enforcement would just come in and arrest people for encrypting stuff if they were sure they didn't have a gun? Or something else? I've wondered about this argument that the second amendment protects the rest of them - how, exactly, do you use your second amendment rights to defend your other rights against government incursion?

    4. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So you're saying law enforcement would just come in and arrest people for encrypting stuff if they were sure they didn't have a gun? Or something else?

      That's literally how it works. Anyone they think they can push around, they do.

      how, exactly, do you use your second amendment rights to defend your other rights against government incursion?

      Not the way they did in Waco, that's for sure.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      That's literally how it works. Anyone they think they can push around, they do.

      And they don't push around gun owners?

      Not the way they did in Waco, that's for sure.

      Then how?

    6. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a right to _own_ a gun. You do not have a right to _use_ a gun. If you use it to defend yourself, then you're at risk of going to jail. I guess the idea is that it's better to be in jail instead of being dead.

    7. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And they don't push around gun owners?

      Not if they know how to use the media.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    8. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      So is it really about the guns, or the media? And you know he got arrested later right? The charges were dismissed for reasons that had nothing to do with him waving his guns around.

    9. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      Also you haven't yet answered my other question, which I find more interesting: how, exactly, do you use your second amendment rights to defend your other rights against government incursion? This may come across as an attack but I really don't mean it that way. I've just never heard anything more in depth than a bumper sticker about this topic, and I'm wondering if someone can explain the reasoning to me.

    10. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So is it really about the guns, or the media? And you know he got arrested later right? The charges were dismissed for reasons that had nothing to do with him waving his guns around.

      The charges got dismissed because otherwise there would have been a lot of other angry white men with guns up in arms about it.

      Also you haven't yet answered my other question, which I find more interesting: how, exactly, do you use your second amendment rights to defend your other rights against government incursion?

      It takes a mass of like-minded individuals standing "with" you. This is why the government was so desperate to prevent black people owning firearms that they instituted gun control laws when they started buying them in significant numbers. They didn't want black people to have the same power white people have.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    11. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      The charges got dismissed because otherwise there would have been a lot of other angry white men with guns up in arms about it.

      I assume the judge did not make such a statement, and you're inferring the motivations. If so, it seems likely you are inferring them based on your worldview, rather than any evidence.

      It takes a mass of like-minded individuals standing "with" you.

      So there should be differences in government intrusiveness, oppression, civil rights violations, however you want to phrase it, according to the prevalence of gun ownership in different areas. Any idea if that is the case? Confounding variables could be an issue in any such evidence - have to control for things like income and political orientation.

    12. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I assume the judge did not make such a statement, and you're inferring the motivations. If so, it seems likely you are inferring them based on your worldview, rather than any evidence.

      I'm basing them on reality, rather than pretending that racial prejudice doesn't exist.

      It takes a mass of like-minded individuals standing "with" you.

      So there should be differences in government intrusiveness, oppression, civil rights violations, however you want to phrase it, according to the prevalence of gun ownership in different areas.

      No. It's not primarily about geographical region. It has more to do with other demographics. There can be plenty of those violations, you have to look at who is being targeted in the first place. What color of person is most commonly subjected to stop-and-frisk, for example? That's a clear violation of constitutional rights, and we have to assume that there are more illicit items being illegally concealed by white people just because there's more white people. The same is true of any other rights violation. In theory, we have all kinds of fancy rights. In practice, you have only those rights which others are willing to help you defend. That's why only white male landowners get to exercise their rights under the second amendment without repercussions with any regularity. They like to call Greece the birthplace of democracy, but they only extended the vote to racially privileged male landowners, the same as this nation when it was founded.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    13. Re:The Second Amendment in the 21st Century by nasch · · Score: 1

      That article doesn't even cover his arrest, so I don't see how it can support your claim that the charges against Bundy were dropped out of fear of other people and their guns.

      It has more to do with other demographics... In practice, you have only those rights which others are willing to help you defend.

      I'm not sure I follow. You talk about racial disparities in policing, which is a fact. So are you saying this happens because black people don't own guns and white people do? Remember the question is whether guns are how our rights are defended. Your paragraph makes sense, but it doesn't seem to support that assertion. Rather what it says is that the power structure is set up to favor wealthy whites over everyone else, which has nothing to do with guns.

  10. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hookers with which I misspent my youth told me the same thing.

  11. Even one by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even one is too much. Do what it takes to keep us safe!

    1. Re:Even one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even one is too much. Do what it takes to keep us safe!

      Perhaps you should hide under your bed and call mommy to check your closet for terrorists. You might feel safer.

  12. Of course they did by greenwow · · Score: 1

    They consider that their job.

  13. Moral Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we have a clear-cut case of someone at the FBI lying to congress and the American public in order to push a police-state agenda. The person or persons responsible, including the person who uttered the lie as well as people who may have fed that person false data, need to be immediately fired for gross dereliction of duty and possibly face criminal charges.

    Is any of that actually going to happen? If not, why not? Captcha: Purged

  14. Maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2000 times 3 = 6000. If all phones were in each database, the most you'd count is 6000. How do you get to 7800? Is it one phone entry per crime? So if a white lady broke into a house and rapped then killed someone, that's one phone entry for breaking and entering, one for rape, one for manslaughter, and one for resisting arrest? That's my only guess on how you can get above 6000 other than rounding to the nearest 7800.

    1. Re:Maths by hesiod · · Score: 1

      It's possible one phone could be in the DB multiple times for multiple crimes committed by one person.

    2. Re:Maths by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The unique voice print gets counted as one user every time they buy a new cell phone?

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  15. we should rethink search of personal memories by RhettLivingston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe it is possible with current technology to "read a mind" - perhaps not reliably, but enough of the time to make it useful. This would involve something like placing an individual in an fMRI machine, projecting images of people, things, symbols, etc. and observing the mind's reaction to them. I bet you could involuntarily extract a password this way - one symbol at a time. The opening of whatever vault the password protects would be your proof of its correctness so you wouldn't need to worry about misinterpretation.

    However, I think it should be obvious that this would represent a violation of a person's 5th amendment rights.

    A future scenario we need to start preparing for though is accessing an implanted memory device other than the individual's "brain". We are already interfacing chips to brains. I'd be surprised if some of those devices don't have memories, though perhaps they are all still external to the person with the interface chip. Regardless of whether they are internal or external, I believe those memories contained in a personal extension are also deserving of 5th amendment protection. You shouldn't be able to access my pacemaker to see if I had an elevated heart rate during the time of a crime without my explicit consent regardless of warrant.

    If we don't take this route of protecting personal electronic memories by the 5th amendment, a day will come when the 5th amendment is worthless.

    If we do protect them, we need to consider that, initially, implanted personal augmentations are going to be more available to the rich than the poor. Those that don't have the money will "continue" to augment their capabilities using external devices. They should not have lesser rights just because their augmentation is external.

    I say "continue" because that is exactly what my smartphone is to me today. It is a personal augmentation. I have an atrocious memory. Instead of trying to keep my calendar, appointments, reminders, personal communications, etc. in my head, they are in my phone's store which in many cases is extended to the cloud.

    Regardless of where those memories physically reside, they are my memories and nowhere near as "readable" as a piece of paper in a filing cabinet. In fact, the tech necessary to read and access the memories from the chips is much closer to that of the tech necessary to read my biological memory without my permission than the tech necessary to read a piece of paper.

    In short, I believe the law has erred in comparing smartphone memories to filing cabinets to find precedent. They should have compared them to the memory in our brains and considered their contents to be under 5th amendment protection. They should not be legally accessible, much less admissible, without my permission - even if unencrypted - unless I say so, not some judge. We need to do some backtracking and fix it now or face a future where users of augmentation tech - eventually everyone - give up their 5th amendment rights.

    1. Re: we should rethink search of personal memories by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      +10 You've got my vote.

    2. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by fafalone · · Score: 1

      Technology is nowhere near the level where we could extract any password that wasn't ridiculously terrible like 'dog'; and even if they lit up to a picture of a dog, 'DoG', 'Dog!', 'Sir Barksalot' would still have it beat. Heck, fMRI lie detection is even simpler but has been shown to be fairly unreliable as well. So unreliable that it's been excluded from court under the Daubert test, and that bar is so low they allow "expert" gender studies professors to tell juries that every single inconsistency and inaccuracy in an accusers story is proof they're telling the truth based on "research" that would be laughed out of a middle school science fair.
      Extracting a password? Not in our lifetime. MAYBE we'll find just the right area when resolution gets betters so we can detect lies well enough that you'd need training to beat it; but to get a password you'd need true mind-reading tech we're nowhere near, though there's some implantable devices that can do some neat stuff.

    3. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      I bet you could involuntarily extract a password this way - one symbol at a time.

      I honestly don't most of my internet passwords and certainly not my encryption passwords. They are generated on demand by an algorithm. One step removed. I know how to generate them but not what they are.

      In case anyone is wondering why I went to the trouble, it's because I don't care what the passwords are, only what they do (control access to information). I don't need to memorize passwords, and it was fun and easy to code.

    4. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you could involuntarily extract a password this way - one symbol at a time.

      Nope.
      You won't be able to extract passwords with an MRI machine. Sure, they can look at your vision memory processing, and get some idea of what you're visualising in your mind.

      But they can't force you to think of the password. You however, can fill your mind with other images. Hungry after long hours of interrogation? Concentrate on the food. Imagine that perfect pizza. Not hungry? Think of the ugly cop that beat you up. Imagine a hundred ways to make him regret. Think of video games. Or the easiest of all - concentrate on a sex fantasy. Only problem with this, is that they might enjoy watching the porn you visualize and prolong the interrogation.

    5. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it is possible with current technology to "read a mind" - perhaps not reliably, but enough of the time to make it useful.

      The truth is that the technology exists, is accurate enough to be scary, works wirelessly and is in deployment against millions of civilians as we speak. Now the question you should be asking is when the tech was first invented. The answer would surprise you.

      If you're sceptical go look up the patents. If you're wise you'll realize those are simply disclosures because competition was catching up to the secret capabilities. If you're smart, you'll ignore and ridicule this comment and pretend that you never believed it for a second then go about counting 1,2,3,4 or singing a song constantly in your head until it becomes like muscle memory...

    6. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      The approach used isn't to have the person think about it and read what they are thinking about. You tell them that you're seeking the password but you don't ask them to think about it. Then you show letters and look for involuntary recognition responses (or even looking away responses) when you show them symbols.

      An fMRI is actually overkill. It's better to start with precision eye tracking, one of the new thought "microphones" that read the weak involuntary nerve signals going to your speech muscles as you think (this is not subvocal and works without any attempt to actually say a word), and perhaps similar sensors on the nerves controlling the fingers. Then show fields of symbols with a blank up above them and see what happens. If you want to scare the heck out of them first, you do a "tune up" by asking them to think about their name and gradually fill in the letters making sure to miss a couple just for show.

    7. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Once you put your thoughts on an external device, they're "papers" and fall under the 4th Amendment, not the 5th. It's not a very long clause. In fact, it's quite short for a legal document.

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      So the bright line was drawn way back then. Whether you like where it was drawn is irrelevant, that's where it is. With a warrant, investigators can compel access to your external devices. Of course, that doesn't mean you have to tell them how to read the data, which is why even your pacemaker should be encrypting its data logging.

      --
      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
    8. Re:we should rethink search of personal memories by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      The idea that these are "papers" is exactly what I think we should rethink. Initially, yes, they followed that model. But, the model of what they store and how they connect into our lives is changing. We are already connecting devices into our nervous system. We could never do that with papers and gain any usefulness from it. They are becoming personal augmentations. We need to realize that even the human brain is just a device and expand to allow both device upgrades within the body and some device peripherals outside to fall under the 5th's protections as part of "self".

  16. Even bigger threat! CURTAINS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Law enforcement where unable to look into the windows of over 5 million suspects last year due to the widespread use of curtains, drapes, and shades. Such technology allows criminals to evade law enforcement and ...............

  17. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The FBI is vexing 45 ever so badly. I'm sure that this story has nothing to do with our local Trumpster trolls trying to discredit the organization.

    They are doing Trump's work for him by discrediting themselves. Every time another incident comes to light where the FBI comes across looking like a bunch of partisan political enforcers, lying assholes, or authoritarian storm troopers Trump gets a little closer to re-election. I'll bet that gets your panties all in a wad.

  18. Doesn't matter by XSportSeeker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Problem is not the numbers, it's the narrative itself.
    They are effectively saying that they can't do anything, like say regular investigation jobs, if they don't have encryption to backdoors, which would effectively ease up their work on one end while exponentially raising the potential for other types of crimes like identity theft, blackmail, exploitation, stealing of corporate secrets, hacking, and whatnot.
    The numbers don't matter. The stupidity of breaking encryption for an entire country does.

  19. Your typical government agent is a trained liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This particularly is true of the police, FBI, military, and the like. But the truth is other jobs attract the talented liar. Politicians, prosecutors, and probably a lot of judges. I've been involved in dealing with legal cases for a while and for those not entirely retarded (ok- majority of the population here are... but...) you can see right through the lies of these officials half the time. Unfortunately the judges more often than not are ass holes who don't care who they are throwing under the bus. "I'm just doing my job" or the "law is the law". This is the same argument and line of thinking the SS officers gave after world war 2 after they gassed the jews.

    The only way this system is going to get fixed is if we end 98% of the system itself. The only hope we have in doing that is via the gathering of like-minded individuals in one state for the explicit purpose of minimizing government and maximizing freedom. The only successful migration in this respect is the migration of libertarians (freedom loving people against the use of violence to achieve social and/or political objectives) to New Hampshire that has been going on for a decade now. A lot has happened in New Hampshire as a result- with 20 or so principled libertarian reps in the house- 3 declared libertarians (it wasn't feasible to run as libertarian until recently, the rest running as democrats and republicans)- but the reality is things are just heating up. We've got a lot of awesome laws passed- like one ended all regulatory authority of the banking department on crypto currency companies. Another resulted in the elimination of permission slips to conceal and carry (the state was violating the rights of peaceful activists to conceal carry- which did nothing for safety considering you didn't need a permit to open carry in the first place- just conceal carry!). Another one decriminalized marijuana (this is more significant than other states because NH doesn't have "Citizen Initiative" laws enabling people to get enough signatures to force a vote on creating a new law which means we actually had to get our congress critters to do stuff potentially dangerous to there reelection and in spite of that we had something like 90% of them and only a dumb governor thwarted it passing for a number of years- but ultimately we won! and he is no more). We also have passed laws that fix bad supreme court decisions that have enabled states to force there way into your home for tax assessment purposes without a warrant. We killed privacy invasive laws that put spy cameras up everywhere after 9/11 and the cameras were actually taken down! We killed the ability of law enforcement to utilize automatic license plate recognition systems (there are unfortunately some exceptions now if you can get permission from a top bureaucrat, but none-the-less it's not something in use routinely like other states).

    1. Re:Your typical government agent is a trained liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good to hear. i may move up there once finances change. NH not really on the radar otherwise but the FSP advancing is certainly enticing. keep it up!

  20. The more important number... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    How many criminals were unable to be caught/prosecuted/charged as a result of law enforcement not having access to an encrypted device? (I suspect the 1000-2000 figure quoted includes a bunch of investigations where they weren't able to get into the encrypted device but were able to find another way to secure an arrest or conviction)

  21. The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do I remotely believe the FBI narrative with respect to encryption? No.

    Do I think that the current administration will seize on this reporting [despite the current President's absolute loathing for the Post and its owner] and use it as another weapon to undermine the credibility of the FBI in the eyes of the public? Yes, absolutely.

    Whether we're willing to acknowledge it or not, we need the FBI. The FBI was, when it was introuduced, [IIUC] the only agency with the authority to pursue a crime [and criminals] across state borders. Unfortunately, what has happened since then has been the gradual "bloating" of all government agencies, with departments fighting each-other for larger budgets and more status. When the DHS was introduced, the Executive started a turf war that continues to this day - and in one sense this whole "unbreakable encryption" debacle is just a part of that - because the best thing that the FBI can do to underscore it's value is to actually solve crimes, so within the FBI there will inevitably be a narrative which says, "anything which prevents us or delays us from solving crimes will make us look bad and must therefore be destroyed..."

    So the thing which is pushing the FBI to wage their war on encryption likely has far less to do with "organised crime, paedophiles and terrorists" and everything to do with, "making us look like a better agency than the DHS thanks to our conviction rates."

    I should caution us here, however, from thinking that, "Well, stuff them, this clearly isn't our problem..." It is. There are lots of reasons for this, but the most important one to me is that the concept of "demonstrating ability via some grade-school metrics", which has permeated every workplace, now drives people [including FBI Agents and Directors] to make questionable decisions. One of the most horrific examples of this was U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz, who insists to this day that her office acted "appropriately and reasonably" when bringing charges against Aaron Swartz. In that case, even though Aaron had a legal right to the documents he was obtaining, even though the owner of the documents looked at the facts and withdrew their complaint, Ortiz pressed ahead. The ruthless pressure that drove Ortiz to get a conviction cost Aaron his life. That is NOT ok.

    Ortiz has continued to spin a narrative that Aaron was offered a plea deal (which he rejected because it would have prevented him for running for public office, which he most dearly wanted to do) whilst conveniently forgetting the mandacious way they went about building their case, the way that they destroyed not just Aaron but Quinn Norton too.

    This is the problem.

    We need the FBI.

    But we need them to act with honesty, integrity and candor at all times. By failing to do this, they undermine not just their credibility, but the support of the public at the time when they most desperately need it, in the face of an Executive that is clearly determined to either destroy them, or bend them to his will...

    1. Re:The Scary Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Recent FBI...

      Clinton email investigation (don't care if she goes to jail or not, just commenting on FBI behavior). Comey decided to become the DOJ prosecutor, without being giving authority by anyone, listed all of Clinton's crimes and then as self-appointed prosecutor decided she was not guilty after he also self-admittedly rewrote the laws involved without consulting Congress, Judicial branch, or DOJ. His reopening the case 2 weeks before the election was probably worse.

      Trump Russia investigation... They stated Carter Page was a Russian agent, small time advisor on Trump campaign, not part of administration or transition. They LIED on a FISA application to wiretap him because of this for nearly a year after he left campaign. Covered this fact up from Congress and the people and then changed their story that Popadapolous was their first target not Page. Info on Popadapolous was what they fed him with a spy in the campaign. So FBI planted evidence, found it later and declared they found something. Also covered this up from Congress and the people. At this point Congress doesn't know when they started investigating Trump or why and the FBI WON'T ANSWER. They also won't hand over documents that started Muller special council, so we don't know why that was actually started or what its scope it. Public opinion is because Trump fired Comey, but guy who appointed Muller gave Trump a memo insisting Comey be fired the week before so that is likely not it, and it can't be Page or Popadapolous unless the FBI/DOJ wants to admit they are completely corrupt. So we don't know why Muller was appointed or what he is actually looking at, and a year in they are refusing to answer this question.

      Indictment recommendations of FBI members...
      Andrew McCabe, by Congress and the DOJ IG
      Comey by Congress
      Peter Strokz by Congress
      Lisa Page by Congress

      All this has gone on, not a single person charged with anything. FBI has lost all credibility and I'm of the opinion it cannot be fixed.

    2. Re:The Scary Problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Whether we're willing to acknowledge it or not, we need the FBI.

      We need them to act with integrity, and if they can't do that, then the cure is worse than the disease.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 1

      On that, we absolutely agree.

      For what it's worth, I'm personally deeply sceptical of the FBI... Far too many examples of fabrications, lies, mis-representation of facts. For example, the San Bernadino iPhone debacle... That's why I offer the thought that perhaps they have lost their way. They are either "cloak-and-boots" brigade [looking to jump in like superheroes and save the day], or they are doing this for self-aggrandisement, to drum up bigger budgets and larger departments and larger salaries.

      I also happen to think that Comey knew *exactly* what he was doing when he went public, against the wishes of his rank-and-file agents, with the announcement of the re-opening of the Clinton email investigation, yet kept quiet about the Trump investigation. Total bias. Everything he has said since is merely his attempt to justify his actions whilst looking in the rear-view mirror.

      To your point, though, one thing gets lost in all the noise of this sort of debate. Whether they like it or not, every single serving employee of the FBI, from the director down to the most junior admin clerk, is a public employee. The people they monitor pay their wages. The people that pay their wages have every right to demand that they conduct themselves transparently, fairly and with absolute honesty.

      In fact, if it weren't for the nature of the current President, I'd be entirely happy with root-and-branch reform of the FBI.

    4. Re:The Scary Problem by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The FBI was, when it was introuduced, [IIUC] the only agency with the authority to pursue a crime [and criminals] across state borders.

      I've seen the importance of this first hand. A few years back, my identity was stolen and a credit card was opened in my name. Due to dumb luck, the card arrived at my house instead of being routed to the address of the identity thief. The local police began investigating but I was quickly told that it likely wouldn't go anywhere because "chances are they're in another state and we're going to do a lot of work only for someone else to get the arrest." Yes, the officer considered it a waste of his time to investigate the case simply because he wouldn't likely be the one whose name would be listed under "arrested by." Sure enough, we hit roadblock after roadblock and only me annoying them pushed the case forward. Finally, it turned out that the thieves really were out of state and the investigation fizzled out. (By that point, I was tired and gave in to the inevitable.)

      Granted, the FBI didn't care about my case because there was no monetary loss, but if we only relied on local police then crimes that crossed state lines would rarely, if ever, get prosecuted.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    5. Re:The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 0
      "All this has gone on, not a single person charged with anything. "

      Are we discussing the same thing? If we're talking about the Mueller Investigation, then multiple people have been charged - and multiple people have already pled guilty.

      1) George Papadopoulos, admitted guilt.
      2) Michael Flynn, Trump’s former national security adviser, admitted guilt.

      3) Paul Manafort, Trump’s former campaign chair, was indicted in October in Washington, DC on charges of conspiracy, money laundering, false statements, and failure to disclose foreign assets. He’s pleaded not guilty on all counts.
      4) Rick Gates, a former Trump campaign aide and Manafort’s longtime junior business partner, was indicted on similar charges to Manafort. He admitted guilt.
      5-20) 13 Russian nationals and three Russian companies were indicted on conspiracy charges, with some also being accused of identity theft.
      21) Richard Pinedo: a Californian who admitted guilt.
      22) Alex van der Zwaan: a London lawyer who admitted guilt.

      And the examples you give of indictment recommendations - and I don't dispute that the recommendations were made - all come from a partisan Congress which voted largely on party lines. That is hugely relevant given that all of the individuals you cite have been singled out and made subjects of personal attacks by the sitting President. This is so far from "the norms" of the way that government should be run that it shouldn't be necessary to point it out.

    6. Re:The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 1

      And your experience is, in essence, the *really* important point here. The FBI face several problems, one of their own making:-

      1. They are being treated like grade-schoolers, and given scores and metrics and told they must compete with other agencies...
      2. Part of the reason for 1., above, is because they are also now in a turf war with other agencies, such as the DHS. Lines are blurred, it isn't clear who has jurisdiction over what any more.
      3. The introduction of these turf wars and competition for budgets has a habit of permeating in to other aspects of an organisation. Pretty soon, everyone is being measured and quantified. Managers and employees who play these games do well; those that don't fail.
      4. Before you know where you are, you have a situation in which the Head of the FBI will find that they personally are being performance-assessed based on the conduct of their entire agency, with stupid metrics that fail take in to account the changing nature of both crime and law enforcement, or the complications of multi-jurisdictional operations...
      5. To make it even more fun, you've then got the fact that "law and order" have become a political football, with politicians of all stripes deriding the failures of their opponents and declaring that they will be "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" - and to support this, well by golly they want metrics and statistics and "proof" that their governance of the FBI was better than the last bunch in office.

      And before you know where you are, the Head of the FBI spends half their time being a political football and the other half their time compiling metrics for asinine politicians who don't understand what they're doing. [I'm being polite].

      And the real tragedy here is that when the FBI tried to compel Apple to hand over the master keys to iPhone encryption, when former Director Comey told everyone how "essential" that was to law enforcement, they were lying and being economical with the truth. Those lies serve to erode the trust that the public needs to have in the FBI. In one sense I think Comey got his come-uppance, got exactly what he deserved. In another sense I am probably more concerned with having Comey as head of the FBI than having a President who simply fires people who disagree with him. The former leads to a breakdown in public trust in the law. The latter leads to tyranny.

    7. Re:The Scary Problem by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      So let's run this down: 1) George Papadopoulos, admitted guilt, to lying to the FBI. So basically if the FBI hadn't been investigating him they wouldn't have had anything to charge him with. 2) Michael Flynn admitted guilt to lying to the FBI about doing something that was not a crime. Same as Papadopoulos. If there had not been an investigation there would not have been a crime. 3) Paul Manafort. Charged and not yet convicted of activities which have nothing to do with Trump for activities which occurred in 2008, when Obama was president. 4) Gates is basically involved in the same activities as Paul Manafort. Manafort has been involved with Republican campaigns since the time of Gerald Ford. I didn't vote for him. 5-20) These Russians and Russian companies have no link to Trump. One of these companies is even contesting that what they did was illegal. 21) Richard Pinedo seems to be some kind of operator of an online auction service who ram a site which allowed people to spoof online credentials. It appears some of the Russians might have used his service. Still nothing to do with Trump or real election interference either. Guilty i believe of activity as the agent of a foreign power without registering. One of the same crimes they went after Manafort for. He has since registered, since being a registered representative of a foreign power is not illegal. For that matter, buying advertising to seek to convince people to believe a certain way is not illegal either and foreign government are allowed to do that. Which is why the one company is contesting Mueller's indictment. 22) Alex van der Zwaan like George Papadopoulos, convicted of lying to the FBI. So basically if the FBI hadn't been investigating him they wouldn't have had anything to charge him with. Because if you've committed a real crime to which they actually have proof then they charge you with that. He got 30 days in jail. I know DUI cases that resulted in larger penalties. Basically if the FBI ask me if I was downtown yesterday at a McDonalds and I say no, if I was, they can charge me with a felony even if I haven't committed a crime. They can however lie to me with impunity. If you don't see how wrong that is I don't know what to say to you.

    8. Re:The Scary Problem by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      If you ever trusted the FBI then you obviously don't know history. J. Edgar Hoover. Look him up and then tell me how we should trust the FBI.

    9. Re:The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 1

      Terry, I appreciate you taking the time to respond, but from where I look at this, I think you entirely missed the purpose of my previous post.

      An anonymous coward made some factually incorrect statements with respect to the Mueller-led investigation, including the claim that, "not a single person..." {has been} "...charged with anything." . My response was an attempt to show that the anonymous comment was factually wrong, by listing some of the charges made [and corresponding guilty pleas secured ] as a direct result of the Mueller investigation.

      That's it.

      But the thing I think we both need to bear in mind is that, ultimately, the most serious of any charges likely to come as a result of the investigation won't be released on an interim basis. The most serious will form the basis of the ultimate report, that Mueller will pass back to Rod Rosenstein. Consequently, anything else we care to mention on the topic is little more than speculation at this point.

      I'm not going to try and argue that you are in any way wrong with your response. Just that it we're talking about two very different things.

    10. Re:The Scary Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terry, I appreciate you taking the time to respond, but from where I look at this, I think you entirely missed the purpose of my previous post. An anonymous coward made some factually incorrect statements with respect to the Mueller-led investigation, including the claim that, "not a single person..." {has been} "...charged with anything."

      Actually, you missed the original poster's point. The poster you responded to had listed the FBI members who have been accused of wrong doing and recommended for indictment, yet none have been indicted. This is accurate. Try reading it again.

      While attempting to prove an accurate point wrong, you failed to point out that those who pled guilty pled guilty to what are known as process crimes related to the investigation itself ("lying" to investigators), not anything substantive related to the original purpose of the investigation.

      For someone as concerned with "factually incorrect statements", providing misleading statements is just as bad -- worse if you're misleading while supposedly correcting someone else. At least the poster you responded to had provided the necessary context to understand his point, which was accurate.

      My response was an attempt to show that the anonymous comment was factually wrong, by listing some of the charges made [and corresponding guilty pleas secured ] as a direct result of the Mueller investigation.

      Except on those charged the least (with "lying" to investigators), you failed to list the charges. Oops. They just "admitted guilt", according to you. I don't know who you think you're fooling with this stuff.

      But the thing I think we both need to bear in mind is that, ultimately, the most serious of any charges likely to come as a result of the investigation won't be released on an interim basis. The most serious will form the basis of the ultimate report, that Mueller will pass back to Rod Rosenstein.

      Exactly. After over a year of this special council, all we have are process crimes and crimes unrelated to the original investigation. This has been a huge waste of time and resources and only served to undermine our way of government and our democratically elected president. All the while, the institutions charged with protecting these important principles undermined themselves by failing to act with integrity and impartiality and by dragging out this fruitless charade. A charade which is quickly morphing into a criminal conspiracy against a presidential candidate and, possibly, a sitting president, which will very likely require a special council of its own.

      There's some real context for you . . .

    11. Re:The Scary Problem by ytene · · Score: 1

      Terry, I absolutey DON'T trust the FBI. Not in the slightest. I'm well aware of J. Edgar Hoover, the "Reds Under The Beds" and the witch-hunts.

      But the way I've looked at this, by my reckoning the FBI are the "Lesser of Two Evils". This is because the FBI are still subject to oversight. If they get unruly or step out of line, there is constitutional protection in the form of sanctions... However, if you look at what Trump is doing, he's basically undermining the primary institutions of law enforcement of the United States. Which leaves what? ... The President... [ Yes, I'm sure someone will say, "Don't forget about Congress". But just look at the way this partisan Congress has gleefully joined in helping the President undermine the DoJ and FBI].

      Make no mistake... This is the most dangerous time for the United States since independence was declared.

  22. But damn, they're RIGHT about Trump!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The FBI lies about everything, but about Trump they're right?

    The FBI has repeatedly provided grossly inflated statistics to Congress and the public about the extent of problems posed by encrypted cellphones...

    But damn, when the FBI says Trump colluded with Russia based on evidence paid for by the DNC, we're supposed to believe them?

  23. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI is vexing 45 ever so badly. I'm sure that this story has nothing to do with our local Trumpster trolls trying to discredit the organization.

    The FBI is doing a pretty damn good job of discrediting itself.

    Trump's approval rating is over 50% and the supposed "blue wave" coming in November's elections doesn't look like it's going to happen - Democrats might even lose seats in the House, and will almost certainly do so in the Senate.

    With enemies this incompetent, Trump doesn't even need friends.

    So keep beating that RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! RUSSIA!!! TREASON!!!! IMPEACH!!!! IMPEACH!!! IMPEACH!!! drum of childish temper-tantrum, bilious hatred. It's soooo "progressive". :-D

    Did Obama ever have an approval rating over 50%? All Obama friendly media coverage couldn't keep him over 50%.

  24. What? the FBI lied to congress??? by e3m4n · · Score: 0

    Next thing you'll tell me is that the FBI lied to multiple FISA judges in order to spy on a political candidate by failing to disclose the source of a salacious steele dossier that was funded by a political opposition research firm who was paid by a lawfirm retained by another political party. Oh wait, they do that too.

    Its time that the FBI stop being the 'untouchables' that Hoover created and start being more transparent with a _whole_ lot more oversight. As a libertarian, its my belief that its better to have more freedom, with a fewer, smarter, criminals getting caught, than having an agency with the power to ignore every principle of due process, privacy, and extortion in order to put a known criminal behind bars.

  25. Not to mention the deaded Mathematic!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's where the real danger is!!!!

  26. Power corrupts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Its been known for millennia that power corrupts.

    And concentrating power over the world in DC corrupts. Pretty much anywhere that has no competition and ultimate power is corrupt. And the biggest monopoly in the world are the governments.

    Face it, they don't represent you, and don't represent "the people" when you have career people there fighting over how to spend your money. They are out for themselves and power (and the money that represents), and it is stunning that people are duped into believing that the authoritarians are really out to help them.

    1. Re: Power corrupts by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      So your solution would be...
      Oh, right, you're just here to point out the obvious and try to look cool.

      Nothing to see here but vapid masturbation. Moving on...

      --
      Your mind is like a parachute. It works best when it's been opened.
  27. Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Parallel Construction" is the perfect example of the Government encouraging officers to lie under oath, e.g. commit perjury.

    If a regular person commits perjury, they face the consequences. Often significant. If LEOs or the head of the CIA does, it, "oh well."

    1. Re:Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Parallel construction' is only needed in places with idiot laws that throw out perfectly valid evidence - just because it was collected in a 'wrong' way.

      There are different approaches. Here, evidence is evidence. The perp get his conviction no matter how they got that evidence.

        If the cop collected the evidence by kicking down doors without a warrant, then the cop is a burglar and gets tried as such in a separate case. (And if he get convicted, he can't be a cop anymore either. Can't have burgling cops.)

    2. Re:Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not going to happen because the incentives are wrong. DAs care about convictions, not justice, so they are happy for cops to lie as long as they don't get caught at it. They are going to see them as allies and not want to prosecute them unless there is going to be a lot of bad PR if they don't.
      However letting people who are likely guilty, go free, makes DAs look bad and suppressing evidence will give them incentives to keep law enforcement in line.

    3. Re:Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, evidence is evidence. The perp get his conviction no matter how they got that evidence.

      Where the hell is "here"? I'd like to avoid your totalitarian shithole.

    4. Re: Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidence is not evidence when it is obtained illegally.
      Parallel contruction is lying about the source of the illegally collected evidence.
      Two illegal actions, rather than one.

    5. Re:Think: "Parallel Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the cop collected the evidence by kicking down doors without a warrant, then the cop is a burglar and gets tried as such in a separate case. (And if he get convicted, he can't be a cop anymore either. Can't have burgling cops.)

      You fucking idiot. So the cops conveniently have a patsy on hand that regularly burgles whomever the cops are unhappy with and phones in a tip. Maybe he even gets caught. If he's caught, maybe he even gets charged. If he's charged, maybe he even spends time in jail. The potential for abuse there is so laughably obvious that you have to be either monumentally naive or an authoritarian jack-booted thug chomping at the bit to "get the bad guy" no matter the cost.

  28. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For months CNN has beat the Stormy Daniels story to death. They seem to be oblivious that the American Public generally sees her as a gold digging whore. She has sex for money which is pretty much the definition of whore, on camera or not. The MSM seems enraged by the thought that Trump's base is unmoved by the whole story. Now we get a new story that makes her lawyer look like a total scum. While it was apparent to most of us rational humans, CNN - reluctantly I'd guess - ran a story that appears to confirm what many already thought. It's hilarious to have him ratted out on one of his most sympathetic outlets.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/22...

    Hey lefties, what do you think of your savior and his whore client now?

  29. So? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Think of in the way the USA and GCHQ view encryption in the media.
    The GCHQ wants to collect it all and without having to do much decryption in real time. So all trusted big brand encryption sold has to be junk and weak.
    Make sure nobody ever finds out and thats decades of effortless collection on every network and device.
    No reports to the police, not one story in the media, no politicians able to get told methods, no lawyers reading about methods.
    Just the clandestine and security services who use information the GCHQ collects.

    The USA needs good news and something to get more funding and to win political support for more budget growth.
    That needs good crypto news,
    That the US political leadership understands than no crypto is beyond the USA if a budget exists to buy more super computers.
    That places a lot of news in the wild about junk crypto and how police have the keys to all consumer crypto.
    Interesting people slowly stop trusting their live mic and gps collecting cell phones.
    Interesting people slowly understand methods like voice prints.

    The FBI understands the UK method and likes that hidden side to total collection and later direct action.
    But a budget has to be protected and that needs good winning news to present.
    Winning news often has pointers to methods and thats not good.
    A big brand US cell phone network its all private and too difficult to uncrypto. Its just too difficult.
    PRISM showed just how safe...
    The approved and allowed news stories show the need for collect it all and that no crypto is beyond the newest and most advanced US super computers.
    Please buy law enforcement more super computers so they can get extract more data out of the new cell phones.

    Wont someone think of the contractors... Just one new super computer cyber task force can work on 10000 cell phones.
    What state like to be HQ to a new cyber task force? Think of the votes and the well paying new jobs.

    --
    Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  30. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, I see, you're using 'alternative maths' to conclude that 42% is greater than 50%.

    (42% = current average approval rating).

    Gotta love these Trumpetters!

  31. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For months CNN has beat the Stormy Daniels story to death. They seem to be oblivious that the American Public generally sees her as a gold digging whore. She has sex for money which is pretty much the definition of whore, on camera or not. The MSM seems enraged by the thought that Trump's base is unmoved by the whole story. Now we get a new story that makes her lawyer look like a total scum. While it was apparent to most of us rational humans, CNN - reluctantly I'd guess - ran a story that appears to confirm what many already thought. It's hilarious to have him ratted out on one of his most sympathetic outlets. https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/22... Hey lefties, what do you think of your savior and his whore client now?

    Don't tell me this fiasco called the Trump Administration isn't of his own doing. What was the last president to cause a sustained ruckus to this level? Hmmmm? There was plenty of hate for Obama, and plenty of people who wanted him out, yet it was nothing like this. Ditto for Dubya. THIS IS OF TRUMP'S DOING. It's crystal clear to anyone who isn't brainwashed. Don't believe the Stormy story? How about the numerous other allegations against him: allegations of harassment by other women, foreign collusion, obstruction, money laundering, tax evasion.....Trump has SO MANY skeletons in the closet that if even one is true, it could lead to his undoing. I don't care if he's a Democrat, Republican, or member of the Third Reich. If the man hasn't committed a felony that is not yet known, just give it time.

  32. Correction: by JoeDuncan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Obama's FBI

    1. Re:Correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yawn. Do you really think the FBI is any different now under trump?

  33. How do you lie to a liar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think the FBI lied. I think they tried to tell the truth to an organization that more frequently lies than tells the truth: congress. As such, they are forced to lie so that the liars in congress can understand the truth.

  34. FBI Makes Dramatic Announcement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Today, the FBI announced a dramatic failure of locking technology to protect citizens.

    'Millions of thefts are reported, yet the locks that are supposed to keep us safe merely keep the good folks at the FBI out! And if those locks did a better job there would be fewer Children At Risk!!'

    Therefore today, the FBI proposes that they receive a Master Key. Only in this way will the FBI have the tools they need to combat crime. Criminals = Bad, FBI = Good, Master Key = The Best!"

  35. Shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm SHOCKED!

    Shocked!

    Well... not that shocked...

  36. The FBI lied? Film at 11 by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

    Why does anybody believe the FBI ever? The FBI has been a crooked organization since the beginning. Does no one learn history anymore? Look up J. Edgar Hoover. First FBI director. He abused his power from the very beginning. There is no reason to believe the FBI has ever moved beyond the secret police force that Hoover created. Only the fact that subsequent FBI directors have been less competent criminals has prevented greater abuse. If things keep going the way they have all of the FBI's present day abuses may actually come out, a testament to their increasing incompetence.

  37. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's crystal clear to anyone who isn't brainwashed. Don't believe the Stormy story?

    You lefty loonies need to work on your reading comprehension. It isn't that we "don't believe" the Stormy story. We just don't fucking care. She fucked Trump willingly a decade ago and wanted to cash in on the publicity. He paid her to shut up and she decided to keep the money AND squeal like a pig. In other words, she behaved like a gold digging whore. Am I supposed to be outraged that a married dude tried to keep his affair quiet? Am I supposed to be surprised that a porn star seems to be acting like a gold digging whore? Am I supposed to be surprised that a lawyer representing that porn star is shoving his mug on any MSM camera that will indulge him and looks slimy enough to be a principal at Prenda Law? Hell no.

    It's just like when Mr. Hillary was getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office by the help and you lefties kept saying "It doesn't matter."

  38. I think we should give the guys that can't by BrookSmith · · Score: 1

    I think we should give the guys that can't count back doors to encryption what ever could go wrong.

  39. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's crystal clear to anyone who isn't brainwashed. Don't believe the Stormy story?

    You lefty loonies need to work on your reading comprehension. It isn't that we "don't believe" the Stormy story. We just don't fucking care. She fucked Trump willingly a decade ago and wanted to cash in on the publicity. He paid her to shut up and she decided to keep the money AND squeal like a pig. In other words, she behaved like a gold digging whore. Am I supposed to be outraged that a married dude tried to keep his affair quiet? Am I supposed to be surprised that a porn star seems to be acting like a gold digging whore? Am I supposed to be surprised that a lawyer representing that porn star is shoving his mug on any MSM camera that will indulge him and looks slimy enough to be a principal at Prenda Law? Hell no. It's just like when Mr. Hillary was getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office by the help and you lefties kept saying "It doesn't matter."

    I don't care either if he had an affair. That's his business. What is our business is how Daniels was paid off, and for what purpose. And don't tell me it isn't that "you don't believe" the story. There's plenty of Republicans who think she made the story up and is trying to make money off it.

  40. Re:Of Course though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care either if he had an affair. That's his business. What is our business is how Daniels was paid off, and for what purpose. And don't tell me it isn't that "you don't believe" the story. There's plenty of Republicans who think she made the story up and is trying to make money off it.

    Oh bullshit. There is nobody that thinks she made it up. If she had made it up, she would be running her press conferences at the local lockup on extortion charges. The only people saying she made it up are the deniers who are trying to keep the mud off their candidate kind of like when Bill "it depends on the definition of is" Clinton said "I did not have sex with that woman."

    This entire thing is a mud slinging exercise just like Billy's jizz-on-the-blue-dress incident. The difference is that Billy lied under oath.

    As for the rest, I'll help you out since you apparently have a room temperature IQ. Trump paid her off to shut her fucking pie hole. You see, it doesn't look good to have a porn star talking about banging you when you're married. That kind of shit has been going on forever among the rich folk. The problem is when you plow a woman that fucks for money as her day job. It might be fun at the time, but don't expect any honor after it's over. She's just earning bank on her pussy like normal. It's only business. That's a lesson Trump learned too late.

  41. Lying Cops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next you'll try to tell me that CEOs are greedy sociopaths.