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Google Bans Android Phones From Having Three or More Notches (theverge.com)

Posted by msmash on from the enough-is-enough dept.

Google is building official notch support into Android P, but it's laying out some ground rules first: two notches is the limit. From a report: In a blog post for developers yesterday, Android UI product manager Megan Potoski wrote that Google is working with device partners "to mandate a few requirements" for app compatibility purposes. Among those are limits on notches. The mandate says that Android P phones can't have "more than two cutouts on a device." Only one notch is allowed per side, and notches are only allowed on the top and bottom edges -- not the left and right.

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  1. LOL by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    This headline just made me laugh and laugh and laugh, thinking of some phone company exec saying to his staff:

      "If the people want notches, by God we will give them notches! Notches on the back, on the sides, on every screen edge! Two on larger edges! I want all notch proposals on my desk by tomorrow morning and there better not be a single place I can think of having a notch that does not have one!".

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    1. Re:LOL by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Funny

      This headline just made me laugh and laugh and laugh, thinking of some phone company exec saying to his staff:

        "If the people want notches, by God we will give them notches! Notches on the back, on the sides, on every screen edge! Two on larger edges! I want all notch proposals on my desk by tomorrow morning and there better not be a single place I can think of having a notch that does not have one!".

      There will probably be more notches on my next phone than my bedpost.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  2. say by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't Hispanic phones have "Bonus Notches" ?

  3. Re:Anyone else have no idea what a notch is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Notch is the guy who made minecraft. Google is trying to restrict cloning of him before it gets out of hand.

  4. Re:Too bad by infolation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've yet to meet one person who has said, "what this phone needs is a notch".

    Yet... now that Google's banned them, I really want a three-notch phone.

  5. And the number of the notches shalt be two or less by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two shalt be the number of notches thou may install, and the number of the notches shalt be two or less. Zero thou may choose, and one is righteous in my sight, and thou mayst proceed to two, but thou shalt not proceed to three. Four is right out.

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  6. Re:Too bad by BLToday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've yet to meet one person who has said, "what this phone needs is a notch".

    Yet... now that Google's banned them, I really want a three-notch phone.

    Screw it. We’re going straight to 5 notches.