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'I've Seen the Future of Consumer AI, and it Doesn't Have One' (theregister.co.uk)

Andrew Orlowski of The Register recounts all the gadgets supercharged with AI that he came across at IFA tradeshow last week -- and wonders what value AI brought to the table. He writes: I didn't see a blockchain toothbrush at IFA in Berlin last week, but I'm sure there was one lurking about somewhere. With 30 vast halls to cover, I didn't look too hard for it. But I did see many things almost as tragic that no one could miss -- AI being squeezed into almost every conceivable bit of consumer electronics. But none were convincing. If ever there was a solution looking for a problem, it's ramming AI into gadgets to show of a company's machine learning prowess. For the consumer it adds unreliability, cost and complexity, and the annoyance of being prompted.

[...] Back to LG, which takes 2018's prize for sticking AI into a superfluous gadget. The centrepiece of its AI efforts this year is a robot, ClOi. Put Google Assistant or Alexa on wheels, and you have ClOi. I asked the booth person what exactly ClOi could do to be told "it can take notes for your shopping list." Why wasn't this miracle of the Fourth Industrial Revolution let loose on the LG floor? I wondered -- a question answered by this account of ClOi's debut at CES in January. Clearly things haven't improved much -- this robot buddy was kept indoors.

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  1. Stupid industry fads by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Funny

    3D printer in every home will fundamentally change human society

    IoT internet connected belt buckles and toothbrushes will take over the world

    AI will revolutionize consumer electronics

    Net PC from Sun will dominate the computer industry (this one is really old)

    1. Re:Stupid industry fads by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Excessive hype is always followed by a trough of disillusionment.

      Pro Tip: Get out in front and mention this *before* taking your date home. Better for her to hear it from you than her working it out on her own ... :-)

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  2. Re:Getting concerned myself by sheramil · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the hell does a fridge need a screen for?

    You can connect it to a webcam inside the fridge and see if the light goes out when you close the door.