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Cops Told 'Don't Look' at New iPhones To Avoid Face ID Lock-Out (vice.com)

As Apple continues to update its iPhones with new security features, law enforcement and other investigators are constantly playing catch-up, trying to find the best way to circumvent the protections or to grab evidence. From a report: Last month, Forbes reported the first known instance of a search warrant being used to unlock a suspect's iPhone X with their own face, leveraging the iPhone X's Face ID feature. But Face ID can of course also work against law enforcement -- too many failed attempts with the 'wrong' face can force the iPhone to request a potentially harder to obtain passcode instead. Taking advantage of legal differences in how passcodes are protected, US law enforcement have forced people to unlock their devices with not just their face but their fingerprints too. But still, in a set of presentation slides obtained by Motherboard this week, one company specialising in mobile forensics is telling investigators not to even look at phones with Face ID, because they might accidentally trigger this mechanism.

"iPhone X: don't look at the screen, or else... The same thing will occur as happened on Apple's event," the slide, from forensics company Elcomsoft, reads. Motherboard obtained the presentation from a non-Elcomsoft source, and the company subsequently confirmed its veracity. The slide is referring to Apple's 2017 presentation of Face ID, in which Craig Federighi, Apple's senior vice president of software engineering, tried, and failed, to unlock an iPhone X with his own face. The phone then asked for a passcode instead. "This is quite simple. Passcode is required after five unsuccessful attempts to match a face," Vladimir Katalov, CEO of Elcomsoft, told Motherboard in an online chat, pointing to Apple's own documentation on Face ID. "So by looking into suspect's phone, [the] investigator immediately lose one of [the] attempts."

84 comments

  1. Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone seriously buying this? They can come and go freely, remotely, into all your consumer garbage devices. iProducts are absolutely not an acception in any way. Stop pretending as if this is a thing where "law enforcement" is made out to "desperately try to uphold the law in spite of all the evil encryption".

    You have to be a complete cretin to believe these nonsensical news that constantly get pumped out. Sadly, 99% or more of all people are beyond cretins in stupidity...

    1. Re: Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I donâ(TM)t believe you, bitchboi

    2. Re:Is this a joke? by renegade600 · · Score: 1

      no it is not. the courts has ruled that a search warrant is needed to get pin numbers and passwords but one is not needed for fingerprints. The authorities believes the justification for not needing one for fingerprints is the same for face scans.

    3. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems odd that you can answer "no comment" when questioned, but you can't deny access to your phone.

    4. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're going to call people out as stupid, you really ought to work on your spelling.

    5. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think many would like to see a case regarding that face the supreme court

    6. Re:Is this a joke? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      AC think back to pre PRISM. People still trusted big US brands not to be totally wide open to governments.
      To ensure people still communicate and trust their big brand device after PRISM the big brand junk crypto has to be seen to work again.

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    7. Re:Is this a joke? by CaptainDork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep.

      There are two classes of information involved in searches: Things you have and things you know.

      Bio-metrics are things you have. Pass codes are things you know.

      The things you have are subject to search. The things you know are protected by the 5rh amendment.

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    8. Re:Is this a joke? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, these types of cases are why I wish Apple would offer two factor authentication: Either fingerprint and PIN or facial and PIN.
      Fingerprint-only you might be able to game til the phone locks because the po-po don't know what fingers are registerd...but you only have one face.

    9. Re:Is this a joke? by willy_me · · Score: 2

      How about "Hey Siri, lock the phone."

      No idea if this works but it would make for a reasonably simple, non-intrusive solution.

    10. Re:Is this a joke? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      the justification for not needing one for fingerprints is the same for face scans.

      Correct. In Maryland v King the Supreme Court put DNA scans in the same category. No warrant or probable cause is needed.

      From the ruling: "taking and analyzing a cheek swab of the arrestee's DNA is, like fingerprinting and photographing, a legitimate police booking procedure that is reasonable under the Fourth Amendment."

    11. Re:Is this a joke? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to see is a double login: one for access, the other for self-destruct (or at least a wipe until iCloud restore).

      So, for FaceID, blink three times and for touch, pinky and for PIN, an alternate.

      When those are detected, it's brick time.

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    12. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let me look up 'Rock the home' for you."
      Thanks Siri

    13. Re: Is this a joke? by saloomy · · Score: 1

      The iPhone requires that you look at it or give it attention. Can the police demand through a warrant that you look at the phone? Can a warrant even demand that?

      "Sir, you are hereby ordered by a court of law to look at the camera". - I don't know if this is legal. A warrant allows the search and seizure, not compelling action.

      I think if the police tried to make me look at my phone by force, id just shut my eyelids. If they try and force my eyelids open, their hands would just disqualify the read, and even then, id look as far away as possible.

    14. Re: Is this a joke? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Can't the police come up with a trivial opaque 'evidence' sticker to immediately place over the front facing camera on Iphones? They could just make certain to all carry said stickers and be ready to use them.

    15. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Hey Siri, whose phone is this?" will require a passcode as long as the phone is locked when you ask the question.

    16. Re: Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is testifying against yourself. The other is destroying evidence. No difference there.

    17. Re:Is this a joke? by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      I waffled between modding you up and replying saying that you are 100% correct. Hopefully someone else mods you up.

      This is currently built into the phone and I just tried it on my personal 6S+ running iOS 12.0.1.

      "Hey Siri, who's phone is this?" immediately prevents the phone from using TouchID. It gives contact info about the owner (the phone number), but also immediately prevented me from using my fingerprint. The only way back into my phone was the passcode.

      I tried this 5 different times just to make sure my finger wasn't in a bad spot, every single time after asking Siri whose phone it was. My fingerprint was immediately disabled and I needed the passcode every time. I've never had my phone mistake my fingerprint more than once before unlocking, and each time after unlocking after asking Siri, I did lock the phone again and confirm my fingerprint was working.

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    18. Re: Is this a joke? by cmarkn · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence destroyed. It is still there on the phone, it just requires a warrant to get it instead of ignoring the Constitutionally-protected right to remain silent by breaking into the phone without a warrant. This story illustrates yet another way cops routinely violate the rights of citizens.

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    19. Re:Is this a joke? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      On Android just discreetly hold down the power button for a few seconds and it will shut down, disabling fingerprint/face unlock until the passcode is entered.

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    20. Re:Is this a joke? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Have to be careful.

      It is a crime ti toss evidence in a car chase.

      Many times, the discards are guns and drugs.

      Because there is probable cause, the actor knows that she is evading.

      My iPhone will brick on the 11th failed passcode.

      I could change that to 3, if I'm pretty sure I'll be stopped.

      However, punching numbers to induce lock-out in the presence of LEO, under some circumstances, can be illegal.

      An example is the immediate presence of danger to self or police or to the public.

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  2. This is why the US needs laws like AU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Simply outlaw personal use of cryptography, and require manufactured to provide a backdoor code. Then we won't need police officers jumping through a lot of hoops trying to get around privacy laws.

    1. Re:This is why the US needs laws like AU by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's true... instead, all of that police effort and then some will have to be focused on protecting the millions of innocent people who have been made more vulnerable by the weakening of such encryption.

    2. Re:This is why the US needs laws like AU by cmarkn · · Score: 1

      Criminals and spies would just love for all devices to have backdoors.

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  3. No iPhone in prison for Trump. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He will have to make do with the pay phone, until the hangman comes for his orange ass.

    1. Re:No iPhone in prison for Trump. by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Trump can't use the iPhone... every time he stares into a digital camera, the CCD breaks!

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  4. If you gaze ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.

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    1. Re:If you gaze ... by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      ah, but what does gnu stand for?

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    2. Re: If you gaze ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, goatse has stared into the depths of my soul

    3. Re:If you gaze ... by PPH · · Score: 1
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      Have gnu, will travel.
    4. Re:If you gaze ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless you're in Soviet Russia

  5. Elcomsoft irony: hated and loved by law enforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not the first time Elcomsoft has made it onto Slashdot. In the past, they were the target of law enforcement to protect Adobe's right to use weak crypto to "secure" eBooks and PDFs. It is interesting that they would go from arresting employees of Elcomsoft for finding flaws in American products to then getting advice from the same exact company for finding flaws in American products. It is almost like the USA is bi-polar when it comes to wanting these flaws exposed.

    1. Re:Elcomsoft irony: hated and loved by law enforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It is almost like the USA is bi-polar when it comes to wanting these flaws exposed.

      That Adobe thing was from mid-2001. I'm sure you've had a preference or two of your own change sometime in the last seventeen years, but that doesn't mean you're bi-polar or guilty of simultaneously loving and hating something.

  6. cover the camera by redback · · Score: 1

    How long before LEOs are issued with devices to cover iphone front cameras

    1. Re:cover the camera by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      it's called masking tape...see what i did?

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    2. Re:cover the camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they will have to. the next evolution will be automatic lockout based on image recognition of uniforms, badges; or gps location, or loss of wireless connectivity to a smartwatch or separate dongle or even an implanted device; etc.. etc.. etc..

      pretty soon we'll see completely segregated environments.. one for passcodes and one for biometrics. if you unlock the phone with biometrics, the other side is wiped clean.. if you fail the passcode even once (configurable, but surely less than ios and android allow now), that side is wiped clean.

  7. "They" being the NSA maybe... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    ...but not local LE who have not quite that level of gear or skill.

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    1. Re:"They" being the NSA maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Sorry, Super Ken Doll, but Apple's "protections" have been completely broken. Any law enforcement agency can just pay a small fee to get a complete dump of everything on an iPhone, no warrant necessary. (Or more accurately, the warrant was to get the phone. Once they have it, all the information on it is free for the taking.)

      What, the one where they turn off the USB port if the phone has not been unlocked in the past hour?

      Apple likes to talk a big security game, but as "passwordless root" shows, they don't have what it takes. Apple's devices, all of them, are hilariously insecure.

      you mean the one that was patched in less than 24 hours?

    2. Re:"They" being the NSA maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, the one where they turn off the USB port if the phone has not been unlocked in the past hour?

      LOL, no they don't. They want to pretend they do, but they don't. But I'm just going to leave it at that - maybe by iOS 12.3 they'll have fixed this one. Maybe.

      you mean the one that was patched in less than 24 hours?

      If by "24 hours" you mean "five months" then sure. It was reported in July, ignored, and only fixed when a November tweet on it went viral.

  8. Just do what I do... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

    I use my dog's face to unlock my phone.

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    1. Re:Just do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use my dog's face to unlock my phone.

      But your husband may be driving in the same car.

    2. Re:Just do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this an idiom? I don't get it. Humans can literally drive in a car with a pet, so I don't totally understand if it was somehow meant to be an insult in a complicated way...?

    3. Re:Just do what I do... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      I use my dog's face to unlock my phone.

      Sounds good - can I borrow your dog?

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  9. Obvious solution: sphincter shape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard that sphincter shape is as unique as finger prints. Cops cannot tell you to strip without a warrant or exigent circumstances.

    Perfect solution. Though to be honest, it might affect behavior in public. Some people will be tempted to revert accidental locking.

    1. Re:Obvious solution: sphincter shape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tim Cook uses sphincter shape, actually, the inside view.

  10. Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb phone by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 0, Troll

    I got busted for speeding last year but it was pretty egregious. I peeled out at a light and was going 73 in a 40 MPH zone. The cop who pulled me over was an ass, though, and wrote the ticket for 80. That way it's 40 over the limit and the fines and penalties go way up. So, I asked the cop to see the radar. He flatly refused. I told him I think that's because he didn't have radar and that he was just mad because I had a nice car and I broke traction at the light and he took it as a personal challenge to his authority. To that he blew up, had me exit the car, and searched my shit without my consent/signature, by the way, since I flatly refused consent. So, I'm sitting in the back of his car and he finds my cell phone. The fucker immediately brings it to me to unlock. I was like "Sure, no problem." My phone is a Philips E570 and it doesn't even have a TCP/IP stack (battery lasts 5-6 months, though - yes *months*). My call history was disabled, my texts (which I get few of) were cleared, and there was four fifths of five eighths of FUCK ALL for him to see. So, he gets pissed at that "What kind of shitty phone do you use man?" to which I replied "One that cops can't rape for info, it would seem, officer." So, he then wrote this huge angry, lying, bullshit rant on the ticket for the judge to read. So, I was looking at a fat ticket that could have revoked my license and even possibly jail time. I was pissed because he claimed he found my speed by "pacing" even though it took him forever to catch me nearly a quarter mile behind (he had to escape from behind a bunch of cars, I was in the front rank). There is no way he could have paced me, realistically - he just wanted to write that magical "40MPH Over" on the ticket to try to take my license or fuck me into the stony lonesome jailhouse. So, after a couple of months we go to court. I absolutely refused to go along with any of the charges and kept telling them "let's do a jury trial." Finally, the judge asks me "Why do you want a trial? That costs a lot of time and money and would cost you far more if you lost." I told the judge "Because the officer is lying and I can't stand it. It's also because I don't believe you can find seven people in this town who would agree with the cops that fleece us all day." The judge was pretty angry at that and gave me a lecture about how wonderful the pigs are and what great civil servants they are. So, I shrugged that off, too and said "Then let's do a trial." My lawyer kept having to interrupt and say things like "... uhm.. I mean.. that is... if we can't come to another agreement or set of charges." I had all kinds of photos of the area where I peeled out. Documentation showing my car was rear wheel drive and there was a 15% grade causing it to easily break traction taking off. The jury would have told the DA to fuck herself, I'm pretty sure and the bitch knew it. So, in the end after all the bullshit lectures and down-talking to me, you know what they got me on (because I agreed) ? Failure to use turn signal. I piddly $35 ticket and a 2 point violation only (wrist slap). The judge was FURIOUS and told me I'd better hope I don't have any more cases come up with him. Then as I paid my $35 at the fine window and the officer was walking off I started singing Dead Kennedy's "I Fought the Law and I WON." and giggling like a 10 year old girl. He looked like he wanted to fucking shoot me in the face. I can't think of too many more satisfying situations. It fucking rocked. I still peel out at that light to this day. Fuck the police.

  11. New movie scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cop with gun pointing at suspect
    "Take your face away from the screen reallllllll slowly"

  12. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that slashdot poster...... was Albert Einstein!!!

  13. copblocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apple should just lock the phone completely if it detects a cop looking at it

    1. Re:copblocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple should just lock the phone completely if it detects a cop looking at it

      i'm sure you apple fans wouldn't mind the extra $150 for the bacon detector. you'd eat the charge anyway and even tell people you're not getting ripped off.

  14. Fingerprint unlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phones that unlock with a fingerprint should have a "lock and require password" that can be activated with a different fingerprint. That way there's a risk of locking a phone and needing a password if law enforcement attempts to compel someone to unlock a phone with a fingerprint.

    1. Re:Fingerprint unlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the stupid would have dangerous information on a phone. A stupid crime lord does not last long.

      On the phone, you have a porn stash to keep them occupied, and perhaps decoy information so they'll waste even more time searching the wrong places. A custom app continously deletes all that normally gets logged - except some whitelisted stuff like wife calls. Having a custom app made is cheap - paying for a few days work is nothing for a crime lord.

      Criminal activity is of course done with burner phones, and you make sure those phones really are burned afterwards. No actual talking, use the "team chat" of some obscure game. Switch game every month so they can't bug the game server - which preferably is located in Russia anyway.

    2. Re:Fingerprint unlock by Audguy · · Score: 1

      There is, just click the wake button 5 times

  15. I'd like a distance lock by alispguru · · Score: 1

    Where my phone would lock if it got more than 5 feet away from my Apple Watch.

    Apple already has a system for detecting your Apple Watch for logging into Mac desktop/laptops, so this isn't much of a stretch.

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  16. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be a trolling response, but it sure was entertaining.

  17. No fingerprint or face ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that how I solved this problem: Giving up these "convenience features" by only accepting a 7-digit passcode--not using FaceID or Fingerprint.

  18. So does my laser pointer by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    It's states right on the sticker, "Do not look at with remaining eye"

  19. coming soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming soon to a news article near you:

    Man in custody bashes own face to avoid Face ID unlock

  20. Narcissist by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    Wait, these cameras point at the user? Seriously? What kind of narcissist would want a camera that points at THEMSELVES? Would that not be some kind of mental disorder?

    1. Re:Narcissist by PPH · · Score: 1

      Video conferencing.

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    2. Re:Narcissist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video conferencing.

      Are you confusing a smartphone with a communication device?

  21. I wonder which is easier to teach by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Police: Don't look into the subjects phone so it doesn't lock you out.

    or

    Non-Police: Don't use biometrics ( face-id or fingerprints ) to unlock your phone in the first place.

    If you just stick to a decent password, not only will it help those forgetful law enforcement types ( because it won't matter if they look at your phone or not ) but you also cannot be forced to give up a password ( in the US at least . . . . for now ) so it's a win-win for everybody :D

    Personally, I think the phones should have an emergency user-configurable duress code. Key it in even once and the phone encrypts the entire phone ( just to be sure ) to some random key ( plausible deniability. . . . you truly won't know the passcode to unlock it at that point ) or just runs an embedded version of Bleach-Bit ( or similar ) that kills any hope of pulling any data from the device at all.

    On that thought, I wonder if the App Store would even allow such an app to begin with.

    Let's put their ' privacy for the consumer ' speeches to the test shall we ?

     

    1. Re:I wonder which is easier to teach by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      If you just stick to a decent password, not only will it help those forgetful law enforcement types ( because it won't matter if they look at your phone or not ) but you also cannot be forced to give up a password ( in the US at least . . . . for now ) so it's a win-win for everybody :D

      Personally, I think the phones should have an emergency user-configurable duress code. Key it in even once and the phone encrypts the entire phone ( just to be sure ) to some random key ( plausible deniability. . . . you truly won't know the passcode to unlock it at that point ) or just runs an embedded version of Bleach-Bit ( or similar ) that kills any hope of pulling any data from the device at all.

      It was tried. Before we used fingerprints, the vast majority of phones did not even have a simple 4-digit PIN on them. Why? Because it was discovered that entering a 4-digit PIN was too much effort, when done about 1,000 times a day. Or more correctly, if you're only going to glance at your phone for under 30 seconds, spending 5 to unlock it was a huge deterrent.

      And yes, that's the usage pattern of a lot of phones - the phone is unlocked to check status and everything which takes a few seconds, but happens hundreds of times a day. So even if they had a PIN set up, it quickly got disabled just out of annoyance.

      Biometrics boosted the number of locked phones since you're not entering you're password thousands of times a day.

      Of course, because of the police thing a number of phones have a "disable biometric" mode. For iOS, press the side button and either volume up or down button for a second and it'll enter "SOS" mode. This requires the password to be entered in order to unlock the phone.

  22. Alter your expression by aquabat · · Score: 2

    Not sure how finicky the facial recognition is on these things, but couldn't you just stick out your tongue or something when registering your face ID? Whenever you wanted to unlock the phone, you would stick out your tongue again. If someone pointed your phone at you in an attempt to unlock it, you could just sit there and do nothing, and the phone would register a failed attempt, right?

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  23. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

    Smart enough to figure out how to login, at least, Coward.

  24. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 0

    Thanks (I think). I don't like authority, don't like being fleeced and lied to, and I'm not ashamed of driving hard. I don't see that it's trolling, unless you are a cop who likes to fund your city with speeding tickets. If you are, okay yeah, that was trolling. Also, if you are, die slowly on fire, please. Thanks. ;-P

  25. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Clash song. Not D.K.

  26. The iPhone: the new Ark of the Covenant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One cop picks up a suspect's phone, when her parter says to her, "Marion... don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion, don't look at it, no matter what happens."

    Another looks at the phone and exclaims, "it's beautiful!" and next thing you know, the phone's FaceMelter app activates...

  27. Fnords! by Mal-2 · · Score: 0

    It's almost as if the entire device was covered in s. Do not look directly at the s!

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  28. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I carry a flip phone that only does calls and texts. I clear the call log and texts every morning. Not that I ever get many of either. I think that a data destruct (duress) passcode is a great idea, as well as any attempt to open the phone case or connect to it while it is locked destroys all data (factory reset). To charge the phone it must be unlocked to plug in the cable and start the charging. In a few minutes the phone should lock itself, and when locked all data transfer capability and connectivity except for charging should be totally disabled.

    BTW a friend of mine who describes himself as an old hippy musician was stopped as he was walking home from a bar one night. He had had a couple of beers over the course of several hours, but was not legally drunk. He is legally blind, and only has a state issued ID. The officer was an ass and got very angry that my friend's ID was a month or so out of date. My friend (who has a tendency to become an ass when treated badly) ended up in court. When the judge (who was being an ass) charged my friend with contempt of court, his exact words were "GOOD, because I have the upmost contempt for this kangaroo court!" He was fined and released.

  29. Sounds like a shithole country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure sounds like a shithole country to me.

  30. Simpler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Apple advertises LEO defeat, charge then for conspiracy.

  31. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just listened to that song and it's "I Fought the Law and the law WON"!

  32. self destruct on first failure by yes-but-no · · Score: 1

    Why wait for 5 attempts? just one failure and lock-out; even send some SoS for help. You know there is no reason someone should be looking into your phone [may be provide a exception set like for family]

  33. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by LocalH · · Score: 2

    The Dead Kennedys released the version that the OP was quoting. The Clash version said "I fought the law and the law won"

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  34. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by LocalH · · Score: 1

    Then you didn't listen to the Dead Kennedys song the OP was quoting, you listened to a different version.

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  35. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Dozens of groups have covered the Clash's song.

  36. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Clash covered that song. I'm not sure who the original was by, but with 30 seconds Googling I found a version by the Bobby Fuller Four from 1964.

  37. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just noticed an earlier version by The Crickets in 1960.

  38. Re:Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What fascist country do you live in where you need ID to walk down the street?

  39. Don't Look At It Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might go off, or lock up, or bite your face off! Don't look at it! Don't touch it, don't even turn your head towards it. Just pretend that you happen to be in the same room, be cool!

    Hell, let's just bury the thing, it's cursed or something!

  40. SOS mode by andymadigan · · Score: 2

    I'm amazed nobody has mentioned this yet.

    - Go to Settings->Emergency SOS

    Make sure "Call with Side Button" is on (that's the default) and turn off Auto-Call.

    On any iPhone with Face ID, pressing the side button 5 times will now activate Emergency SOS mode, which immediately disables Face ID. There's a similar mode on Touch ID devices.

    So, any time you're going through TSA, a border crossing, or see a cop heading towards you, press the side button 5 times. The phone will vibrate twice to indicate it's working. You don't even need to take it out of your pocket.

    I'm sure Android has something similar, but the process would be device/skin-specific.

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    The right to protest the State is more sacred than the State.
  41. Re: Idiot cops go fishing in a dry well - a dumb p by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but Dead Kennedy's did their version specifically to highlight the murder of Harvey Milk by a cop who said he ate too many Twinkies. The chorus "I Fought the Law and I won." is much different (as a previous poster pointed out) than The Clash version because DK wanted to highlight the injustice and ridiculous nature of the case. They also say "I AM the law so.... I won." that lyric points to the fact that the murderer was a local cop. Not to say I don't like The Clash's version, it's pretty great, it just didn't fit the occasion I was acting out in.