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Huawei Executive Arrest Inspires Advance Fee Scams (sans.edu)

UnderAttack writes: Scammers are attempting to trick Chinese victims into sending thousands of dollars in order to secure the release of Chinese Huawei executive Meng who was arrested in Canada last week. The messages claim to originate from Ms. Meng and suggest that she found a corrupt guard who will let her go for a few thousand dollars. Of course, there will be riches for anybody who is willing to help (and more). The scam is reportedly targeting people via WeChat, which may have a higher success rate than more widely distributed scams.

One of the messages reads (translated): "Hello, I am MENG Wanzou. Currently, I have been detained by Canadian customs. I have limited use of my phone. Right now CIA is trying to get me into the hands of the US government. I bribed the guard of my room, and urgently need US$2000 to get out of here. Once I am out, I will reward you 200,000 shares of Huawei. I will be good on my word. if you are single, we can also discuss the important thing in life. The guard's name is David, the account number is 52836153836252, swift 55789034. I will be good on my word."

105 comments

  1. Stupid Tax by youngone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you are single, we can also discuss the important thing in life.

    Oh good lord, if you're dumb enough to fall for that you almost deserve to be scammed.

    1. Re:Stupid Tax by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

      if you are single, we can also discuss the important thing in life.

      you mean, like, emacs versus vi?

      didn't know she was a fellow geek.

      (what was the guard's account number again?)

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    2. Re:Stupid Tax by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      if you are single, we can also discuss the important thing in life.

      Maryann versus Ginger?

      (BTW- Maryann beats Ginger by a light year, hands down.)

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    3. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is personal. Damn. I hope who why isnâ(TM)t getting in the middle of that!

    4. Re:Stupid Tax by Can'tNot · · Score: 2

      you mean, like, emacs versus vi?

      Psh, we all know the answer to that one. I am genuinely curious about what she could have been referring to.

      Maybe it was intentionally left vague, so people would just assume that it was whatever they wanted.

    5. Re:Stupid Tax by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ginger is high maintenance. Maryann will change the oil in your truck while you hold her beer.

    6. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. This coddle-the-weak participation-trophy shit has got to stop. It is literally setting back the human race. Bring back the bullies.

    7. Re:Stupid Tax by Darkling-MHCN · · Score: 1

      So in case you weren't in disbelief that you're actually in direct contact with this world famous woman, or in case you might not be a little incredulous about the possibility you bribe a Canadian official to get her out, presuming you believe all that, they throw in for good measure that she might also like to have sexual relations with you. Seriously?

      This story is either a fabrication, or the scammers are deliberately trying to tip off their own marks. Perhaps as you suggest the scammers are trying to alleviate their consciences by ensuring their marks really deserve to be scammed.

    8. Re:Stupid Tax by plague911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that the "dumb" in this case are willfully this way. When people say this, they are rarely implying that the mentally handicapped should be taken advantage of. They are referring to people who should be capable but have spent their entire life sheltering themselves unwilling to gain intelligence/exposure to new ideas.

      That being said go take your SJW shit elsewhere, no one respects your retarded virtue signaling. Unless you happen to actually be retarded, then carry on (See that play on words there).

    9. Re:Stupid Tax by Enigma2175 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I believe the difference is the element of greed in this type of scam. It's more pronounced in the classic Nigerian 419 scams but present in this one as well, the person gets scammed because they think they are going to get a huge payoff for often ethically questionable activity (funneling a bunch of Nigerian oil money out of their banks, bribing prison guards, etc.). I think people have a lot more sympathy for tech support or "your grandson is in jail" scams than ones where people are promised a huge payout for sending some money now because they think that greed was a large element of why the scam worked.

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    10. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ginger will let you stick it in her pooper after a couple lines of coke. Maryann is missionary position only.

    11. Re:Stupid Tax by ChromeAeonuim · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My understanding is that they deliberately try to be far fetched. If it costs as much to send out one spam message as it does a million, so they don't want to bother with the ten people who just might be dumb enough to fall for it; they want to specifically target the one person who is definitely dumb enough to fall for it.

      They're not trying to tip marks off, they're putting that in there as a selection measure so that only the most likely to actually go through with the scam reply.

    12. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's done on purpose. The outrageous claims are used to find the truly stupid marks just like bad grammer and spelling mistakes in a letter from a Nigerian prince. No use wasting time on smart marks.

    13. Re:Stupid Tax by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm in a gun forum (hell, I'm everywhere) and the subject of Cody Wilson and Defense Distributed and the 3-D printed files came up, so I shared what I knew.

      I got a question, "You say those files are stored in a lot of places, where can I find them?"

      I said, "Google '3-D printed files' but be real careful. The whole Internet knows you're coming and you'll get eaten alive if you don't know what you're doing."

      Those gunheads are totally stupid.

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    14. Re:Stupid Tax by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am genuinely curious about what she could have been referring to.

      The translation in TFA didn't even get her name right (it is Meng Wenzhou). Google translate would have done a better job.

      The questionable phrase in Chinese literally means "... also can discuss important life events", but it is ambiguous even in Chinese, and seems to have a sexual innuendo since it follows "if you are single ...", but could also mean help with "guanxi" connections to advance your career.

      I did a quick image search, and I would definitely take help with professional connections over a roll in the sack.

    15. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I keep reading sentiments like this (without "almost") on Slashdot and elsewhere.
      Why do dumb people deserve to suffer?

      Because far more often than not, stupid people are constantly inflicting suffering on everyone else around them, refuse to understand why or believe that is the case, and refuse to stop.
      That makes them deserving of the same treatment they use on others.

      Are less intelligent people fair game for anyone smart enough to trick them?

      Of course not, there are laws against taking advantage of stupid people.
      No one said it was *right*, just that it is *deserved*

      Are the physically weak deserving of being beaten up and robbed?
      What is the difference?

      Same answer as above, and there is no difference.
      There are laws against taking advantage of the weak.
      Again, no one said it was *right*, just that it is *deserved*

      "Being civil" is when you do not give in to the temptation of what is deserved and instead do what is right. That is supposed to be one of the defining traits of being human.
      Of course not all humans are capable of that, and that is why we have laws and jails, to handle just such people.

    16. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been working good for psychics, prophets, and astrologers for quite awhile, so why not?!

    17. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ginger vs. Maryann? There are always a few weirdos who prefer Ms. Howell. (For the record, I prefer Maryann.)

    18. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, lets - are you aware of the method this scam was initialized?

    19. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying the "dumb" deserve to be taken advantage of because they don't put effort into getting smart.
      Therefor the weak deserve to be taken advantage of because they don't put effort into getting strong.

    20. Re:Stupid Tax by maralatho · · Score: 1

      Natural selection.

    21. Re:Stupid Tax by quenda · · Score: 1

      Natural selection.

      If you have a reasonable way to stop dumb people from breeding, I'm all for it.
      But making them even poorer does not seem to help.

    22. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a purely biological standpoint accommodating the weak and stupid will eventually water down the human gene pool. And the human race is still evolving and carrying the marginal and our growing and over reliance on technology may actually lead to weakening of the human species. When you remove natural selection from the evolutionary process you risk extinction.

    23. Re:Stupid Tax by fred911 · · Score: 2

      "Are less intelligent people fair game for anyone smart enough to trick them?"

      Apparently, and we tax them legally. We just call it The Lottery. I don't think we need any more taxes on stupidity.

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    24. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump.

    25. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'pooper'?

      That sounds very ghey. Wouldn't you just ask your little buddy, the first mate, if he'd like to mate first?

    26. Re:Stupid Tax by mentil · · Score: 2

      Introducing... the Rubik's Chastity Belt!

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    27. Re:Stupid Tax by mentil · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, as in the case of Voltaire, lotteries are a subsidy to the intelligent.

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    28. Re:Stupid Tax by jszpilewski · · Score: 1

      This is a reason why greed along with lust and ego are listed as cardinal sins. They all make you act unreasonably and will get you smacked for that even without waiting for the Final Judgment.

    29. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we spend tremendous amounts of money, have tons of safeguards, and outright tell people "This fucker is a liar, is scamming you, and trying to STEAL YOUR MONEY!" and they don't listen. So yes, they deserve to have their lives destroyed by not just their stupidity, but their arrogance. The fact they fall for the same generic scam, one that falls apart under even the TINIEST bit of scrutiny, while making identical talking points to rebuff everyone from their own families to managers at banks strongly suggests that these people are not even self aware.

    30. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah I'm not even gonna touch this, because no matter what I say you will say "But but but who decides that?" "But but but what gives them the right?" "But but but what about this edge case?" "But but but Hitler did it" "But but but that was different" "But but but Beethoven" "But but but that's not fair", "You're an alt-right nazi!". You have no intention of having a discussion, you're only interested in starting a fight.

    31. Re:Stupid Tax by _merlin · · Score: 1

      I thought you were just saying that because your wife would kill you if you didn't, but then I found a recent photo, and the last ten years have not been kind to Ms Meng.

    32. Re:Stupid Tax by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      if you're dumb enough to fall for that you almost deserve to be scammed.

      I keep reading sentiments like this (without "almost") on Slashdot and elsewhere. Why do dumb people deserve to suffer? Are less intelligent people fair game for anyone smart enough to trick them? Are the physically weak deserving of being beaten up and robbed? What is the difference?

      Because failure makes us stronger? Overcome adversity and all that. If your hypothetical weak man accepted the offer of a fight from a stronger man (which is essentially what's happening here, people aren't being robbed, they are being asked for money) then yes, he deserves the shit kicked out of him.

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    33. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different people are targeted differently.
      This one goes for the truly dumb ones.
      Then there are regular ads that target other groups that are just one step above this stupid.

    34. Re:Stupid Tax by Dahan · · Score: 1

      The translation in TFA didn't even get her name right (it is Meng Wenzhou).

      No, it's Meng Wanzhou. The translation in TFA isn't perfect, but it's fine; definitely a lot better than Google Translate ("Hello, I am Meng night boat.")

    35. Re:Stupid Tax by quenda · · Score: 1

      Nope, you totally misread. And I'm even brave or foolish enough not to post as AC.

      As it stands, the welfare system in Western countries, including the US even, gives more economic incentive to poor or welfare-dependent young women to have children, than it does to middle-class people. Those incentives can be changed, without starving people. And small incentives can make a difference.

    36. Re:Stupid Tax by spiritplumber · · Score: 1

      Meng Nightboat is my next D&D character.

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    37. Re:Stupid Tax by spiritplumber · · Score: 1

      That's why I'm OK with lottery proceeds going to fund schools.

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    38. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discuss the important thing in life? Oh you mean the debate if pineapple should be put on pizza?

    39. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if we follow that logic then con-men are wonderful people who just relieve poor fools of their cash and property.

      Same thing for false advertising.. âoewell if you were dumb enough to believe car X would actually get 45mpg, then you deserved to lose that hard earned money... dummy!â

      While weâ(TM)re at it, letâ(TM)s just assume all a$$holism is A-OK! After all, you shouldâ(TM)ve been able to prevent it but you were too weak,slow,dumb,poor,honest,hopeful,autistic,non autistic,white,black,male,female, etc

    40. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The translation in TFA didn't even get her name right (it is Meng Wenzhou).

      Take a break from posting, please. You make everyone reading slashdot stupider--which is no easy feat.

    41. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maryanne is missionary only. Once a month. Only.

      Had a girlfriend like that once. Got rid of her, after the first month.

    42. Re:Stupid Tax by NathanWoodruff · · Score: 0

      Meng Nightboat McBoatface.

    43. Re:Stupid Tax by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If it costs as much to send out one spam message as it does a million

      It doesn't actually. Sending out a few thousand email messages takes some time. Sending out a million takes quite a bit more, and it's non-trivial to do right. If there really were a fair and free market for labor, all these scammers would have jobs because what they are doing is nontrivial and they are clearly pretty good at it. I've been paid to spam before, on behalf of N'Sync no less, whose management did not bother to find a company to manage their website who would even follow COPA. I protested about being ordered to spam illegally until I finally got let go... Fucking Rainer Poertner, die of ass cancer.

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    44. Re:Stupid Tax by hesiod · · Score: 1

      You seem to overlook the idea that the physically-weak may offer something else to the species that makes them "fit". Evolutionary fitness is not always just brute strength.

    45. Re:Stupid Tax by drewlake2000 · · Score: 1

      There is a theory that this is why they have so many grammar and spelling errors, it weeds out the merely greedy and focuses the attention on the greedy and stupid.

    46. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The important thing in life is communication. And discussing the important thing in life is therefore communicating communication itself, which is important squared. How could anybody pass up an opportunity for such a discussion?

    47. Re:Stupid Tax by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      lottery proceeds going to fund schools.

      There is fleecing going on there, too.

      The increase from gambling revenue has always been met by a corresponding decrease from state funding. The result is always zero net change to school funding rather than a windfall that proponents suggest when creating the programs.

      Schools don't get any improvement due to the lottery proceedings, despite how all the lottery marketing materials tells people the lottery supports the schools.

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    48. Re:Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering it only takes 30 minutes a day to get strong, I hardly see why accommodating such laziness is virtuous or preferable.

      Take the stairs. Walk more. Get a bag of sand and fucking lift it. You don't need a Bowflex or a gym membership. Getting strong is one of the few things anyone can get, rich or poor, so long as they don't have a physical disability.

      If you are physically disabled, then yes, you are entitled to society's protection, but be thankful about it or nobody's gonna want to push your wheelchair.

    49. Re:Stupid Tax by youngone · · Score: 1

      I put the qualifier "almost" in because I don't actually think the hard of thinking deserve to be scammed, but was engaging in hyperbole.
      That said, if it really is a come-on who would actually believe it?

    50. Re:Stupid Tax by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Introducing... the Rubik's Chastity Belt!

      Somebody would just put a How To Solve video on Youtube. Sounds like an entertaining skit for one of the late late shows.

    51. Re:Stupid Tax by mentil · · Score: 1

      Someone who admits they don't know and thinks to look up a solution on Youtube is smarter by far than someone who thinks they already know how to solve it (despite not knowing the first thing about it.)

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    52. Re: Stupid Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God the "durr hurry lottery is a tax on dumb people tee hee" brigade never fails to fail.

      Are movies a tax on dumb people? Books, music, video games? The lottery is for entertainment, you aren't some genius cynic bro.

  2. So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You believe that a guard in Canada can be bribed, a CEO will jump your bones, and....fuck it, just stop.

    1. Re: So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh thank you for the advance fee. Will that be greenbacks or cashiers check?

    2. Re: So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brbes! Where?!

    3. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CEO, of course not. CFO, maybe. /s

      The number doesn't look like a valid swift code, which should have some letters.

    4. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by PPH · · Score: 1

      believe that a guard in Canada can be bribed

      It's actual US dollars.

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    5. Re: So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the guard David came up short. If only he had $2,000 he could have all these!

    6. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I thought they were only a Yoorpan thing, but I looked it up and apparently not.

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    7. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by Megane · · Score: 1

      Do something about their in-store food prices and you might get their attention!

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    8. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by PPH · · Score: 1

      Do something about their in-store food prices

      Costco is just across the border.

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    9. Re:So not only do you believe an obvious scam by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      There's Costco in Canada, but $2000 will only get you 4-5 visits. :-\

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  3. Congrats China by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're rich enough to have internet scams. You made it. You're one of the big boys now.

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    1. Re:Congrats China by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      It's all about the GDP/IQ ratio.

    2. Re:Congrats China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China invented scams

    3. Re:Congrats China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure "I'll help you raise the child" predates our emergence from caves.

    4. Re:Congrats China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say China is there yet.
      Their companies are exploitative in a level that is more like the US 50-100 years ago.
      You know, before we realized it was ruined society and got regulations.

    5. Re:Congrats China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean life originated in China? Who knew?

      Sorry, but scams predate humans.

    6. Re:Congrats China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the US still has the highest GDP/IQ number in the world. We're number 1! USA! USA! USA!

  4. Seems unlikely but good if true by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Why would someone give you 200,000 shares of Huawei for only $2000? That's like $2 million US. I'll take that deal, how do I contact her? Also, don't I need the name of the bank?

    1. Re:Seems unlikely but good if true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you need the name of the bank if they gave you the swift number? (Note: The summary doesn't actually have a swift number so you can't transfer the money)

    2. Re:Seems unlikely but good if true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take that deal, how do I contact her? Also, don't I need the name of the bank?

      You do realize that this is fake, right? And even if it were real the United States has federal laws against engaging in corruption overseas, even when it's legal in the country where the corruption occurs. It's called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and it specifically mentions bribing a foreign official among the list of punishable offenses.

    3. Re:Seems unlikely but good if true by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I'll take that deal, how do I contact her? Also, don't I need the name of the bank?

      You do realize that this is fake, right? And even if it were real the United States has federal laws against engaging in corruption overseas, even when it's legal in the country where the corruption occurs. It's called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and it specifically mentions bribing a foreign official among the list of punishable offenses.

      Hey, look up, you see that? It's the joke flying right over your head.

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  5. Good lord by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    If you're dumb enough to fall for that shit you probably deserve to be taken for a ride. It's like the scammers aren't even trying any more.

    (Yes, I know they deliberately write these pathetic letters to screen out all but the dumbest marks, but still...shouldn't it be just a little bit believable?)

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    1. Re:Good lord by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

      (Yes, I know they deliberately write these pathetic letters to screen out all but the dumbest marks, but still...shouldn't it be just a little bit believable?)

      There is an emotional attachment in play with some folks. Some people may find that a couple of grand may be worth the gamble. Some may find the entire episode a way to make a noble gesture. Some may be paying the scammers off because they owe them a debt and don't want to pay taxes. Even if it is patently false, some people just want to believe.

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    2. Re:Good lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're dumb enough to fall for that shit you probably deserve to be taken for a ride.

      Are people born with cereberal palsy deserving of being assaulted? What about people with Alzheimers being robbed? Or perhaps you having your identity stolen because modern society requires those details to be stored somewhere.

      Judgement should never be passed based on a person's involuntary state.

    3. Re:Good lord by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      ...I hacked your router and I see what you're doing on your webcam (I don't have a webcam). Give me some bitcoin or I will send video of you doing perverted things while watching porn to all your friends...

      I keep getting this one. Annoying as fuck.

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    4. Re:Good lord by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously comparing disease with stupidity? Bit of a false equivalence there.

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    5. Re:Good lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that people, in the full knowledge of what they are letting themselves in for, nevertheless volunteer to be naive, stupid and gullible?

      "Deserve" is a strong word. In my book, nobody deserves to be punished for something they had no choice in.

      Of course many millions will be anyway, it happens every day. But that's no reason to applaud it, or even excuse it.

    6. Re:Good lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please publish those videos of me! Please!

      I want to cash in on all of those brain-bleach sales which will result from this!

    7. Re:Good lord by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      ...I hacked your router and I see what you're doing on your webcam

      What does your router have to do with it?

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    8. Re:Good lord by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Probably some nationalistic fervor going on, too. I'd be surprised if there aren't scams in circulation already purporting to be legal defense funds to protect the President from impeachment.

    9. Re:Good lord by hesiod · · Score: 1

      To the technologically illiterate, a router is probably the most high-tech thing in their house (as far as they know) and protects them from tha net hakkerzz.

    10. Re:Good lord by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      To the technologically illiterate, a router is probably the most high-tech thing in their house (as far as they know) and protects them from tha net hakkerzz.

      So, something like,

      I have hacked the BLT on your router, this means all the content in your dolphin trench is available to quantum effects in the nanoscale. Pay me all the monies and i will secure your lotr drive safe from all future DMs

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    11. Re:Good lord by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      Not my BLT! Please, kind sir, be kind to my router.

      I have full faith that you, an anonymous hostage-taker, will happily correct all the flaws in my BLT and release me as a digital hostage if I send the bitcoins.

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    12. Re:Good lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much, but yours gets a much higher payout for including "quantum".

    13. Re:Good lord by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I get those too. I always ask 'em what it's like to see a dick much larger than the one they have. :)

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  6. The Taiwanese Prisoner by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 3, Informative

    This really is a return to its roots for advance fee scams. A famous 19th century version of the scam was the Spanish prisoner. A wealthy person is imprisoned, needs a little bit of cash to escape, and will reward you afterwards.

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  7. DOPPELGANGER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOPPELGANGER

  8. irony by shentino · · Score: 1

    Can anyone besides me laugh at the sheer irony of this?

    China's busy ripping us off, and they're getting scammed.

    1. Re:irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China Inc. isn't ripping the US off - it's taking advantage of a large population who will work long hours for low wages to undercut our prices. So if anyone's being ripped off it's the Chinese workers.

      Anyway, scammers aren't picky, they don't care where you live so long as you'll pay.

  9. Future us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The peoples of the distant future will be amazed at the problems money and greed caused along with the massive slowdown in advancements these things caused tous as a human race.

    1. Re:Future us by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Why, will they have infinite resources? Because that's why money exists and greed matters.

  10. *sniff* They learn so fast... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Remember when this was a Nigerian prince targeting us? It's not even 10 years later and now the Chinese are already having it.

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    1. Re:*sniff* They learn so fast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinese invented Nigerian scams thousands of years before Nigerians ;)

  11. I've got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got an idea: are you familiar with the 'I'll wire you some money from me A to you B, you wire 90% of it to another account C and keep the rest' scam? (The scam is that there's a charge back made to your account later, leaving you B with -10% and C with +10%)

    What if someone hooks this fake Meng up with those guys?

  12. Scam, singular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA only mentions one scam, and one message.

    Slashdot is inflating the issue to some nebulous number of scams and messages, making a mountain out of a molehill.

    Bad reporting, as always.

  13. Guards can't be bought for $2k - even CAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guards can't be bought for $2k - even CAD.

    OTOH, if they can be bought for $1K in China, that is good to know.

    Nobody would give up a $50-$100K guard job for $2K.

    Definitely a stupid tax, just like people who buy lottery tickets.

    1. Re:Guards can't be bought for $2k - even CAD by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Nobody would give up a $50-$100K guard job for $2K.

      Definitely a stupid tax, just like people who buy lottery tickets.

      What country do you live in where prison guards are pulling in 6 figures? Maybe the warden, but certainly not your run of the mill guard, even with the mandatory overtime due to the prison being constantly understaffed?

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  14. Oh yeah? by CRB9000 · · Score: 1

    When she gets out and shows up at my door and I'm getting laid, we'll see who laughs last.

  15. shitty scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still amazed people fall for this shit. Even my mom, the most Tech helpless person there is, laughs at these scam attempts. Shit she even trolled a "Nigerian prince" once. funny as hell.

  16. USA is a plutocracy and the rich don't go to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst industrial disaster in history is the Bhopal disaster caused by Union Carbide, now a fully-owned subsidiary of Dow Chemical. Around 4,000 people died instantly, and ~ 500,000 people were injured. This is higher casualty than all the “chemical warfare” in the Middle East combined. After 5 years of litigation, Union Carbide paid $470 million to settle the case. UCC Chairman Warren Anderson was flown out of India immediately, and none of the UCC American owners and corporate officers have ever spent a day in jail.

    The worst environmental disaster in history is the Exxon Valdez oil spill. 35,000 tons of oil was released close to the coastal habitat of salmon, otters, seals, and seabirds, covering 1,300 miles of coastline and 11,000 square miles of ocean. 22 orcas, 3,000 sea otters, a quarter million sea birds were wiped out. After 20 years of litigation, Exxon paid ~ $500 million in punitive damages. The boat captain got community service. None of the Exxon executives has ever spent a day in jail.

    The worst financial disaster since the Great Depression is the Financial crisis of 2007–2008. Triggered by the subprime mortgage collapse in the US, DJI dropped from a high of ~ 14,000 to a trough of 6,600. The financial crisis spreat from the US to the rest of the world, wiped out an estimated $2.8 trillion from financial institutions, of which, about $1 trillion came from the US banks, and the rest from Europe and Asia. Most countries in the world have still not recovered to this day, but Wall Street was awarded $700 billion bailout immediately. Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 None of the Wall Street bankers has ever seen a day in jail.

  17. Can you write in all upper case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you write in all upper case in Chinese?