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Russian State TV Shows Off 'Robot' That's Actually a Man In a Robot Suit (gizmodo.com)
A "hi-tech robot" shown on Russian state television turns out to be a man in a suit. While airing footage of a technology forum aimed at kids, a Russian state TV reporter proclaimed that Boris the robot "has already learned to dance and he's not that bad." Gizmodo reports: This "robot" actually retails for 250,000 rubles (about $3,770), as first reported by the Guardian, and is made by a company called Show Robots. "Boris" features glowing eyes, and plastic parts -- and shockingly human-like movements. Probably because he needs a human inside to operate properly. This faux-robot (fauxbot?) mystery was actually first unraveled when some eagled-eyed Russian viewers on the internet noticed that a suspiciously human-like neck was showing in the video. The report notes that "there's no indication" that there was intent to deceive anyone. Instead, it "appears to be a case of a TV presenter getting confused with what he believed to be 'modern robots.'" You can watch the broadcast on Russia-24's YouTube channel.
We are now living in an Andy Kaufman sketch.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Can he spread fake news, like a real Russian bot?
This "robot" actually retails for 250,000 rubles (about $3,770), as first reported by the Guardian, and is made by a company called Show Robots.
Does it come with a human inside? This might be the only employment open to anyone in the future.
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... the mechanism appeared to be able to play a strong game of chess against a human opponent
Been there, done that. (Well, read about it anyway.)
"The Turk, also known as the Mechanical Turk or Automaton Chess Player was a fake chess-playing machine constructed in the late 18th century. From 1770 until its destruction by fire in 1854
The Turk was in fact a mechanical illusion that allowed a human chess master hiding inside to operate the machine."
But I bet he couldn't dance worth a Pawn.
If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
Where the Soviets showcase the glorious developments of Russian ingenuity in an international display of new appliances, where they demo a potato peeling machine. Demonstrating it to the politburo, the inventor picks up a potato from a bucket, throws it into the machine and a few seconds of working very quietly later, a peeled potato is thrown out of the machine. An apparatchik is overwhelmed with joy, takes the bucket and dumps it into the machine, which prompts a rustling and a small door opens where an old babushka looks out and cries "Please, not so many, I'm alone this week".
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
It's a kids show. Here's a spoiler for you - the big purple dinosaur called Barney is also (gasp!) a dude in a suit.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
How is this a news story? It needs to be put through the hype distortion machine first:
In breaking news, the Russians have HACKED a robotics conference to plant FAKE robots. At a time when western nations faces the grave threat of EXTINCTION by the rise of machines, this sort of DECEPTION could only mean we have entered a dangerous new period of RUSSIAN artificial INTELLIGENCE operations.
There, fixed.
Humans pretending to be Russian robots?
What's next, Russian bots pretending to be human?
Only crack the nuts that crack. You don't put the ones that don't crack in the sack.
Because the denials of the intent to deceive are just as ridiculously fake as most of the rest of what's on Russia's state-owned TV.
If it comes from a Russian — especially, a government-connected Russian — it is more likely to be false than true and any presumptions and doubt ought to be in that direction.
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.