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Slack Says It's Filed To Go Public

Slack, the cloud-based messaging platform, has confidentially filed with regulators to go public in the U.S. "[Slack], previously reported to be pursuing a direct listing of its stock, said in a statement Monday that it had submitted a confidential filing with the [SEC]," reports Bloomberg. "Slack is working with Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and Allen & Co. on the share sale." From the report: Slack plans to forgo a traditional initial public offering and instead intends to sell its shares to bidders in a direct listing, a person familiar with the matter said last month. While that would preclude the company from raising money by issuing new shares for sale, it would avoid some typical underwriting fees and allow current investors to sell shares without a lock-up period. The company is choosing the unusual method for going public because it doesn't need the cash or publicity of an IPO, the person said at the time. The share sale, which might take place toward mid-year, could value Slack at more than $7 billion, according to the person, who added that the San Francisco-based company's plans could still change.

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  1. $7 billion dollars for a chat app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    what a fucked up world we live in

    1. Re:$7 billion dollars for a chat app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it's "cloud-based" so it's worth more.

    2. Re:$7 billion dollars for a chat app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even a unique a chat app. It's fucking IRC with some graphics around it. Jesus H. Christ, this world is going down the shitter so fast, it's enough to make your head spin. Is this the result of dumbing down the education system? The "no child left behind", "everyone gets an award" mentality?

      Fuck it all. Bring on the meteor.

    3. Re: $7 billion dollars for a chat app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it doesn't even support the ability to change colors to a dark theme.

    4. Re:$7 billion dollars for a chat app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If one person could rewrite the whole thing from scratch in a year (which I'm sure someone could), I also question the $7B value.

  2. Who The Fuck Could Have Guessed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck could have guessed that you could turn a webified version of IRC or XMPP into a public company that will likely draw billions of dollars in investment?

    IT'S A FUCKING CHAT WEB APP!

    1. Re:Who The Fuck Could Have Guessed? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Ummm...I'm guessing not you or anyone else with out a soon to be bigass payday.

  3. And IPO means only one thing these days... by Bohnanza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...they have no way of making money.

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    1. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. If they don't "need" the money, why go public at all?

    2. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They were making $500 million a year fairly recently.

      The only reason to do it, of course, is investors want to cash out.

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    3. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by davecb · · Score: 1

      They've maximized their native capacity to earn, time to sell it for a godzillabuck or two and watch the purchaser go tist-up (;-))

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    4. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they have an evil, misguided plan to try to extort Slackware over the name; and need the cash boost from selling stock.

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    5. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats tits-up you moron. Learn to spell.

    6. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      Cue Microsoft buyout in 3... 2... 1...

    7. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, on the page you link, the word profit does not appear anywhere. Yes, they have revenue - but no profit. It's easy to get $10 billion in revenue - sell $11 billion dollars for $10 billion. They have lots of revenue - but no profit.

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    8. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Given their products, if they have more than $100million in annual expenses, they are doing something wrong. Now, they could be doing something wrong, but that's a different story.

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    9. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You would think so, but given the fact they're still losing money - they ARE doing something wrong. It's always shocking to me that these "new" companies need staffs of hundreds, and budgets of hundreds of millions, to blow it all and lose money. And a site like Craigslist with a few dozen employees turns a profit, reaching more people...

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    10. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You would think so, but given the fact they're still losing money

      Are they losing money? Is that mentioned somewhere?

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    11. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Last year they were projecting no profits for 2018, and purchase offers were in the realm of valuation of this IPO - so I'd conclude their profitability status has not changed - stagnant valuation.

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    12. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I wonder what they're doing with all their money. What could they possibly be spending it on?

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    13. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Well, you need a program AND product manager to "own" each and every small feature, like does the caret flash or not, is it grey or black, etc. And then you need program managers to manage the horde of lower program managers. And of course your $5/sq. ft. monthly rent in downtown SF because you HAVE to be there because it's trendy and all...

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    14. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Their new logo seemed like a not so subtle hint that they want Microsoft to buy them.

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    15. Re:And IPO means only one thing these days... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Why would Microsoft buy them? Microsoft Teams already has more market share than Slack and the Slack costs businesses almost as much per user as the entire Office 365 suite (which includes all of the Windows / Mac / Android / iOS apps, as well as the web versions).

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  4. At least they didnt do an initial coin offering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The eth bubble is dead.

  5. Slackware is going public! by future+assassin · · Score: 2

    Yes....

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  6. Trading Has Slowed... by Thelasko · · Score: 3, Funny

    due to all of the extra cruft and overhead involved with the Slack IPO. Most people say they are satisfied with traditional IPOs, but Slack says their IPO has new features that everyone will like.

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    1. Re:Trading Has Slowed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      due to all of the extra cruft and overhead involved with the Slack IPO. Most people say they are satisfied with traditional IPOs, but Slack says their IPO has new features that everyone will like.

      Will this IPO also use about 1GB of ram?

  7. Falsely secure by al0ha · · Score: 1

    Slack has attracted myriad corporations and other entities with their claim that they only make money on subscriptions; which for now is true, but will be untrue once Slack IPO is completed, and the problem of ever increasing profits begins.

    The real reason Slack was created was for data mining, I guarantee it.

    Google began life before IPO with the moniker Do No Evil - that disappeared didn't it?

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    1. Re:Falsely secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] The real reason Slack was created was for data mining, I guarantee it. [...]

      The real reason Slack was created was for fishing expeditions, I guarantee it.

      There, FTFY.

  8. It's all down here from here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get ready for more ads and microtransactions than you can handle. Gotta show those investors some returns somehow..

  9. Slack still the best of bad options by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Having tried a number of different team chat platforms, I have to say Slack still has a kind of commanding lead, even in just the basics of chat. I prefer it to anything else.

    However it still is not the most pleasant or well organized thing at times, so I personally would be a bit reluctant to invest in Slack just because I feel like it's still possible some other company could figure out a better approach and overtake Slack someday.

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    1. Re:Slack still the best of bad options by t0qer · · Score: 1

      > Having tried a number of different team chat platforms, I have to say Slack still has a kind of commanding lead, even in just the basics of chat. I prefer it to anything else.

      Funny bit the other day.

      I'm in the discord server for 2b2t, a minecraft server that's chock full of shitposts. I post a few things in chat, goatse, GNAA, all the classic trolls from here. Guy that runs the discord, points me at the discord TOS that says these things are not allowed.

      I promptly ran back to the wilds of Efnet.

  10. LOL Slack is Dying Already by sexconker · · Score: 2

    it doesn't need the cash or publicity of an IPO

    Yet here they are, going public, courting big players, floating a $7 billion estimation, and feeding these reports to the shill media.

    Seems to me the current investors want OUT.

    1. Re:LOL Slack is Dying Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $7B was what MSFT was going to pay before Bill Gates shut it down. After MS Teams, Slack is pretty much dead besides aligning itself to Google

    2. Re: LOL Slack is Dying Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itâ(TM)s been years since bill gates and even Steve Ballmer have nothing to do with Microsoft decisions... wake up dude...

    3. Re: LOL Slack is Dying Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-canceled-8-billion-slack-bid-due-to-bill-gates-and-satya-nadella-pushback-2016-3

    4. Re: LOL Slack is Dying Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itâ(TM)s been years since bill gates and even Steve Ballmer have nothing to do with Microsoft decisions... wake up dude...

      You seem to be forgetting that shareholders, especially those with enormous amounts of shares, do have influence on the actions of a publicly traded company.

  11. I'd prefer "filed for bankruptcy" by davecb · · Score: 1

    It's like being in an entire office of salescritters, all constantly exclaiming "OOH! SHINEY!"

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  12. Great, just what we DON'T need by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    We use slack at work...cuts down on the 3,401 stupid phone calls I would get during the day asking me the same d*mn questions over and over. It will go public, the lDIOTS on Wall street will buy buy buy, driving the price up and some outfit like google, microsoft, apple etc...will buy it and gut it. And or the stockholders will jack up the price, sell, cause the price to tank and screw it up.

    1. Re:Great, just what we DON'T need by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

      The thing is, Slack is easily reproducible by any other company or open source software. Its just a fancy IRC after all, there are hundreds of similar tools you can install yourself, right now. They just made it easy and cheap, and made a sales pitch to business clients which made it reasonable to use.

      Luckily, whenever wall street screws it up and/or hikes the prices, it will take about one week to build/install an adequate replacement and migrate your team to that. Since it is primarily used by small teams, it would be super easy to migrate your entire team to a replacement, unlike the challenge of say, migrating your family and friends away from Facebook.

    2. Re:Great, just what we DON'T need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, whenever wall street screws it up and/or hikes the prices, it will take about one week to build/install an adequate replacement and migrate your team to that. Since it is primarily used by small teams, it would be super easy to migrate your entire team to a replacement, unlike the challenge of say, migrating your family and friends away from Facebook.

      You could just install an XMPP server and have everyone connect using whatever client they want, like pidgin for example. It would be faster too. And private.

    3. Re:Great, just what we DON'T need by unity · · Score: 1

      You could just install an XMPP server and have everyone connect using whatever client they want, like pidgin for example. It would be faster too. And private.

      That's exactly what we do. its easy enough and anybody can use it -- coworkers, contractors, customers, etc.

  13. Not an IPO. by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    An IPO is the sale of newly created shares to the public. That's why the company makes money around an IPO: They are selling brand-new, freshly-created shares. Getting a bank to run the IPO, and crossing all of the i's and dotting all of the t's costs money and is apparently kind of a PITA.

    This is conversion from closely-held to public. It changes the rules regarding sales of existing stock to outsiders. The current stock owners will now be able to sell their existing shares to anyone on an exchange. This means early investors get to cash out and move on to the next thing. Of course, it also means they have greater transparency requirements and increased reporting requirements to the SEC. This makes for larger auditing obligations. All of this increases the cost of doing business somewhat, but it seems like they are dong fine and can easily afford it.

  14. RIP Slack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See above.

  15. Ill pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years too late. IMO Slack is losing substantial ground to MS Teams and from my understanding, their failure to entire the enterprise market by integrating with MS products cost them. Not an MS fan boy by any stretch but i was happy to see MS not drop the 8 bln on a glorified irc web app.

  16. Not impressed by o_ferguson · · Score: 2

    I've had exactly one client who used Slack and insisted that I (a freelancer/telecommute) use it too. It was crap. A place for people to do everything that they should be doing with proper email chains, but in "chat" instead. So fucking stupid. I routinely refuse to use Slack or work for people who are bad at business enough to use Slack.

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  17. FOSS web based IRC alternatives in 3,2,1 ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I see so many ways in which slack could get worse and only a few in which it maintains it's quality.

    Let's see how well this goes.

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  18. 7 billion by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Is coincidentally the optimum amount of memory (in bytes) required for the application!

  19. sustainable business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No competitive advantage.

    Competitor can build a JavaScript, electron, wrapped in a win32 exe app to compete with Slack, undercut slack's pricing and have it in the marker in less than 6 months. Electron == yuck and is DLL hell for the dozens of javascript packages brought into the project.

  20. Mindalign, then IRC by gosand · · Score: 1

    For chat, I always found MindAlign to be my favorite. (10 years or so ago) It was essentially a beefed up version of IRC with a few additional nice features. We used it for a dispersed team around the world working on the same development project. Microsoft used the code in Group Chat, then sold off the company. Group Chat was still useful until they decided to make it more Microsoft and summarily killed the usefulness of it.

    2nd favorite to MindAlign was good ol' IRC. Slack isn't approved software at the company I work at now, so we have to use Teams. *disgusted emoji*

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  21. grammerz natsie failorz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are missing an apostrophe and a comma, you dumb bastard. Learn to not be a hypocrite.