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Microsoft's Cloud Evangelist Adds 'Clippy' To Their Business Card (msn.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Business Insider's update on Microsoft Clippy, the animated cartoon paperclip that was Office's virtual assistant until the early 2000s, that "everyone loved to hate."

After 18 years, has it become retro chic? When Chloe Condon, a newly hired Microsoft cloud evangelist, ordered new business cards, she avoided the standard corporate look and instead went with Clippy-themed cards and tweeted them out... They've got a picture of Clippy on the front and on the back they say, "It looks like you are trying to get in touch with Chloe," with her contact info listed below...

Naturally, the Clippy The Paperclip Twitter account loved these cards. He tweeted, "@chloecondon It looks like you're using my likeness on your new business cards. Would you like help with WAIT I'M ON BUSINESS CARDS NOW?!" And then former Microsoft exec Steven Sinofsky, the man credited for developing Microsoft Office into a massive hit, noticed the cards and tweeted, "I suppose if you live long enough, others will wear your failures as a badge of honor...."

After four years of scorn, Clippy was officially retired in 2001. Sinofsky tells Business Insider that the company even issued a funny press release about it.... Microsoft even held an official retirement party for him in San Francisco, too. Sinfosky shared a photo from that party with us... If you look closely, you'll see unemployed Clippy is actually using the party thrown in his honor to collect charity for himself and beg for food.

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  1. Garbage news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a new low.

    1. Re:Garbage news by weilawei · · Score: 2

      Why oh why would you taunt us with the spectre of Clippy?

    2. Re:Garbage news by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      I agree, too soon. Too soon.

    3. Re:Garbage news by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bullshit. As a card carrying nerd (I laminated it myself), this gave me a good laugh. We all loved to hate clippy and kept making "it looks like you're trying to" looks long after it ceased to be topical. It never gets old.

      If you find yourself short of a sense of humor about nerdy topics, you could always just skip over the story rather than come on here and angrily let everyone know just how dour you really are.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
  2. It looks like you're trying to be hip... by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would you like some suggestions?

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  3. Re:Cloud evangelist!? Women in Tech by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm just wandering what a cloud camp revival looks like.

    And lo', Google Drive sayeth to me....SINNERS shall not upload!!

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  4. To borrow from Mean Girls by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2
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    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  5. Re:Cloud evangelist!? Women in Tech by Aighearach · · Score: 2

    I'm just wandering what a cloud camp revival looks like.

    Team-building exercises combining Agile and XP, and at break time Uncle Bob plays with a laser pointer on the big screen for Alms.

    Then three hours of chanting in Smalltalk, followed by Aaron Patterson preaching about the intersection between programming exercises and spandex.