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Microsoft Memo Bans April Fools' Day Pranks (theverge.com)
Everyone hates April Fools' Day, and Microsoft is taking a stand against its own corporate pranks. From a report: Microsoft's marketing chief Chris Capossela has warned all employees to not participate in the process of annoying hoaxes on Monday. In an internal memo, Capossela explains that "data tells us these stunts have limited positive impact and can actually result in unwanted news cycles." He encourages all teams inside Microsoft not to do any public-facing April Fools' Day stunts. "I appreciate that people may have devoted time and resources to these activities, but I believe we have more to lose than gain by attempting to be funny on this one day," says Capossela. That's probably a safe bet, as we've seen some April Fools' Day pranks backfire spectacularly in the past. Google was forced to apologize for adding Despicable Me minions into emails and muting threads a few years ago, causing email havoc for Gmail users. Microsoft has also participated in many April Fools' Day pranks over the years, including an MS-DOS mobile for Windows Phone and Google insults.
It's not really the whole generation, and not everyone acting that way is from this newer generation either. The problem is that the harpies that piss in everyone else's root beer float have moved to social media where they can harangue and harass anyone in numbers that were previously not possible when in meat space. Most of this younger generation revile these people, but fear their rebuke. People just need to learn to ignore them like we eventually realized that the moralizing old church ladies were toothless gits which a much bigger bark than bite.