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Garfield Phones Beach Mystery Finally Solved After 35 Years (bbc.com)
An anonymous reader shares a report: A French coastal community has finally cracked the mystery behind the Garfield telephones that have plagued its picturesque beaches for decades. Since the 1980s, the Iroise coast in Brittany has received a supply of bright orange landline novelty phones shaped like the famous cartoon cat. Anti-litter campaigners have been collecting fragments of the feline for years as they clean the beaches.
But now, the source of the problem has been found -- a lost shipping container. Last year, campaigners from the Ar Vilantsou anti-litter group made the novelty phone a symbol of the plastic pollution on the beaches of the Finistere region -- part of which is a designated marine park. Once a common household item, its eyes open when the landline receiver is picked up, and thousands were made and sold during the 1980s. Collectors still buy and sell the vintage Garfield phone online today. The beach-cleaning teams had long suspected that a lost shipping container -- perhaps blown overboard -- had regurgitated its precious orange cargo. But they had never been able to find it.
But now, the source of the problem has been found -- a lost shipping container. Last year, campaigners from the Ar Vilantsou anti-litter group made the novelty phone a symbol of the plastic pollution on the beaches of the Finistere region -- part of which is a designated marine park. Once a common household item, its eyes open when the landline receiver is picked up, and thousands were made and sold during the 1980s. Collectors still buy and sell the vintage Garfield phone online today. The beach-cleaning teams had long suspected that a lost shipping container -- perhaps blown overboard -- had regurgitated its precious orange cargo. But they had never been able to find it.
Needs to change. Unfortunately dishonest consumer whores in land-locked red states would rather deny that forever-problems exist. Such is the forever-problem of Republican educational standards and illiteracy.
We figured out that part sometime ago. But wait, there's more!
I'll throw this out there as a fun out of context quote:
"Ar Viltansou and local officials say they will continue to harvest Garfields from the coastline."
Monsters!
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
A guy knew the location of the container in the early 80s, but nobody else knew about it for 35 years yet this phenomena of washed up phones was well known? Geez, does anyone go exploring anymore?
Just don't drink a mug of dog sweat for any reason
They should have either put some lasagna on another beach or set up a couple Nermal statues on the beach. Between the 2 that should keep Garfield well away fro the beach.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
They should have either put some lasagna on another beach or set up a couple Nermal statues on the beach.
They should do that but not to keep the Garfields out...
As I was reading it, I was thinking what a massive waste it was not to turn this into a giant tourist draw! Like you said, Nermal statues on the beach, discounts in town if you managed to find a Garfield phone part and bring it into local bars and restaurants. Garfield themed beach towels and so on.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Lucky dog, GP. Where can I get a troll of my own?
This will help protect the environment.
Before the internet, slang was regional.
First it was 'Butt fuck', then 'Boofu' (as in 'BooFu buddy') then 'Boofed'. If 'Boofing' came with getting wasted, you were gay and in denial.
15 year old boys used lots of terms they barely understood. In any case the charges against Cavenaugh where not credible on their face.
The GP troll needs to remember his derp. 'Devil's Triangle' was supposed to be sex position.
Alumnus could easily be a group of boys who dated a girl and got _nothing_. Shared, notorious _wasted_effort_.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/devils-triangle-drinking-game-explained-by-ex-classmates-of-brett-kavanaugh
Umm is that a typo in your spam? Kav said the devil's triangle was a drinking game. It's not. It's a 3 way more commonly known as double penetration. L2UD n00b.
Shut the fuck up Nermal, nobody cares.
"Garfield" - could be a person or a place, let's keep going
"Garfield phones" - OK, Garfield is phoning someone.
"Garfield phones beach" - maybe a public phone on the beach, or we'll get a useful continuation like "lifeguard" to which "beach" is an adjective.
"Garfield phones beach mystery" - OK, I've lost the plot here. Abstract concepts don't usually accept phone calls. Maybe "lifeguard" will still come next to rescue some sense out of this.
"Garfield phones beach mystery finally". Nope, no lifeguard, no rescue.
Perhaps "Garfield phones beach, mystery finally solved..." Totally makes sense, but I have to assume a nonexistent comma.
Maybe Garfield is a place with a beach, and the beach has a phones mystery. But then it should be "Garfield Beach phones mystery..."
Maybe there is a Phones Beach? But then what is Garfield doing? Surely nobody named a place "Garfield Phones"?
Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
Did you think that was good behavior? Did someone tell you that what you were doing was of some benefit to anyone other than yourself? Did you really think it benefits you?
Rest in peace Lorenzo. You were awesome.
Why would they use the phone as a symbol for their anti-litter campaign when they knew it wasn't litter?
Boofing never meant getting wasted or "farting" which is what Brett Kavanaugh claimed.
I'll just reference this Frank Zappa song:
Like my English teacher
He's like
(Valley girl)
He's like Mr. Bu-Fu
(Valley girl)
We're talking Lord God King Bu-Fu
(Valley girl)
I am so sure
He's, like, so gross
Like, he sits there and
Like, plays with all his rings
And he, like
Flirts with all the guys in the class
Yes,the lyrics suggest that the valley girl's English teacher is gay and probably engages in anal sex with other men and she's grossed out by that. I don't think FZ ever pretended to be politically correct.
I honestly don't know about "Devil's Triangle", but it's not a drinking game I ever heard of and it does sound more like a sexual position to me. Maybe BK could explain the rules to us if he wasn't too drunk to remember.
I can't say whether he ever committed sexual assault or attempted to, but we do know he liked alcohol a little too much and bragged about sexual conquests whether real or imagined and he did lie to Congress.
IMO, he's not fit for the Supreme Court.
Lying to Congress in the 2000s while a President Bush appointee would disqualify him, in my opinion.
Having consensual sex of any sort at any age does not disqualify him; nor does drinking to excess, nor lying about sexual conquests as a teenager, young man.
If you're scared of your govt then you need to further restrict its powers
Vote 3rd Party in 2016 and beyond