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Scientists Find Genetic Mutation That Makes Women Feel No Pain (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: Doctors have identified a new mutation in a woman who is barely able to feel pain or stress after a surgeon who was baffled by her recovery from an operation referred her for genetic testing. Jo Cameron, 71, has a mutation in a previously unknown gene which scientists believe must play a major role in pain signaling, mood and memory. The discovery has boosted hopes of new treatments for chronic pain which affects millions of people globally.

In a case report published on Thursday in the British Journal of Anaesthesia, the UCL team describe how they delved into Cameron's DNA to see what makes her so unusual. They found two notable mutations. Together, they suppress pain and anxiety, while boosting happiness and, apparently, forgetfulness and wound healing. The first mutation the scientists spotted is common in the general population. It dampens down the activity of a gene called FAAH. The gene makes an enzyme that breaks down anandamide, a chemical in the body that is central to pain sensation, mood and memory. Anandamide works in a similar way to the active ingredients of cannabis. The less it is broken down, the more its analgesic and other effects are felt.

The second mutation was a missing chunk of DNA that mystified scientists at first. Further analysis showed that the "deletion" chopped the front off a nearby, previously unknown gene the scientists named FAAH-OUT. The researchers think this new gene works like a volume control on the FAAH gene. Disable it with a mutation like Cameron has and FAAH falls silent. The upshot is that anandamide, a natural cannabinoid, builds up in the system. Cameron has twice as much anandamide as those in the general population.

106 comments

  1. And just like that by Krishnoid · · Score: 1
  2. So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I take away from this is yet again, scientific proof that cannabinoid's are good for us. These helpful substances however are banned from our consumption. Thanks, government racist morons!

    1. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      What I take away from this is yet again, scientific proof that cannabinoid's are good for us.

      How is this good?

      If women can't feel pain, we will just need to hit them harder.

    2. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I take away from this is yet again, scientific proof that cannabinoid's are good for us. These helpful substances however are banned from our consumption. Thanks, government racist morons!

      That's FAAH-OUT, man.

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    3. Re: So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Signaling substances are good, but messing with their balance may not be.
      Your argument is as scientific as that of people who poison themselves with vitamins.

    4. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by TimothyHollins · · Score: 4, Informative

      If that is what you get out of the study, your agenda is stronger than your interest in science.

    5. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      What I take away from this is yet again, scientific proof that cannabinoid's are good for us. These helpful substances however are banned from our consumption. Thanks, government racist morons!

      Well, we can always move to Colorado.

      I wonder though, with the legalization of the devil's lettuce, has the paranoia aspect gone away? My stoner friends from high school alternated between bliss and paranoia - they did have a reason given the times.

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    6. Re: So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me it has not. I've been smoking for about 15 years and it just became legal here in Canada last year. I quit recently because it started making me paranoid, likely due to life stress. I find it amplifies your mood as opposed to changing it. Just my personal experience.

    7. Re: So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michigan man.....

    8. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really depends on a lot of things. Your brain, your current mood, your environment, your experience, the strain of weed, whether it's sativa or indica dominant, how it's been grown, all kinds of factors.

      If the paranoia comes up, it's more a matter of how you handle it. It's like when you drink. Sometimes you might get the urge to fuck and fight, even if it's not appropriate, so you figure out how to handle your shit.

    9. Re: So... cannabinoid, good? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > I find it amplifies your mood

      So, kind of like alcohol. :-)

      * If you are feeling sad, you feel REALLY miserable, lonely, and depressed.
      * If you are feeling glad, you feel REALLY happy.

    10. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by azcoyote · · Score: 1

      The real question is, does she perpetually have the munchies?

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    11. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder if that's what they were thinking when they named it like that.

    12. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      These helpful substances however are banned from our consumption.

      No, they're banned for your consumption. For my consumption, it is legal.

      Maybe we voted differently?

    13. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Or maybe we happen for other reasons to live next to neighbors who outvoted us differently.

    14. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It really depends on a lot of things. Your brain, your current mood, your environment, your experience, the strain of weed, whether it's sativa or indica dominant, how it's been grown, all kinds of factors.

      If the paranoia comes up, it's more a matter of how you handle it. It's like when you drink. Sometimes you might get the urge to fuck and fight, even if it's not appropriate, so you figure out how to handle your shit.

      Well, when sober, I'm sorta intense and annoying. Get a few beers in me and I'm mellow. Dunno what I'm lke if drunk, last time must have been when I was in high school.

      So maybe Devil's lettuce might thrun me into an even nicer guy.

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    15. Re:So... cannabinoid, good? by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      The upshot is that anandamide, a natural cannabinoid, builds up in the system

      I knew a guy who had lots of natural cannabinoids in his system most of the time. He was pretty FAAH-OUT too.

  3. Super Soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Since obviously we cannot have nice things we will instead be oppressed by super soldiers incapable of feeling pain or even remorse. Humanity is only good at one thing, and that is turning anything and everything into a weapon.

    1. Re:Super Soldiers by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humanity is only good at one thing

      Yeah, I got you bro!

      and that is turning anything and everything into a weapon.

      Oh, I thought you were going to say porn. <ahem>

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    2. Re: Super Soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't really fight based on who can take more pain. We use weapons that destroy pretty much anything.

    3. Re:Super Soldiers by demon+driver · · Score: 1

      Humanity is only good at one thing, and that is turning anything and everything into a weapon.

      Right, but, while there are more reasons for humanity's being "good" at making weapons, the major reason for things staying that way in the 21st century is that the operating system humanity is continuing to live by is based on another thing humanity is good at, too: working for the profits of a few, instead of people's needs.

    4. Re: Super Soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humanity - the perfect slave race. We should probably fix that.

    5. Re: Super Soldiers by hlavac · · Score: 1

      This is too tempting to not be immediately weaponized.
      The Eugenics Wars is coming :(

    6. Re: Super Soldiers by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Humanity is only good at one thing, and that is turning anything and everything into a weapon.

      Nah We are ok at that, but we are WAY better at making up conspiracy theories and ridiculous gloom-and-doom predictions.

  4. Genetic Testing for All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think everyone should try to get a refferal for genetic testing,
    Who knows what other sorts of special genes are out in the population.

    Imagine how much we could learn just from a simple database like that,
    If the testing was done more commonly it could be a treasure-trove,
    Easy - G G

  5. I smashed msmash with my dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  6. pretty cool, make them unable to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    smell too and we can finally set up a date for creimer

    1. Re:pretty cool, make them unable to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a click bait article anyway, this medical condition that has been known for years. Not very handy because you burn and cut yourself without realizing it. Of course, if you suffer from any rare medical condition, the logical place to look at is some kind of mutation or anomaly.

      Back to creimer, he suffers from many anomalies but we might just have discovered a new one he suffers from; he sure feels no pain looking like a fool all over the Internet.

    2. Re: pretty cool, make them unable to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh emm gee, u 2 r so funee!!! U shud put that in Ur comedy act, so muc laffzzz!!!! Yeet big chungus whiff rofllol!

  7. Interesting by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize whiskey was a genetic mutation...

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    1. Re:Interesting by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize whiskey was a genetic mutation...

      I'm partial to a nice bourbon myself.

      I do understand now why a lot of the older guys in my familiy liked their tuner-uppers. Work for years in the mines, and you need a little pain killer every day.

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    2. Re:Interesting by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Interesting by dryeo · · Score: 1

      It's the being able to metabolize it part that is the genetic mutation.

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  8. Girl with the Dragon tattoo by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Isn't this part of the plot of the "Girl with the dragon tattoo" books? Only it's a man, not a woman with the immunity from pain.

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    1. Re:Girl with the Dragon tattoo by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Isn't this part of the plot of the "Girl with the dragon tattoo" books? Only it's a man, not a woman with the immunity from pain.

      More likely, The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo. I hear Lizbreath Salamander is one tough dragon.

      [ Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers) had some fun with this for Halloween. ]

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    2. Re:Girl with the Dragon tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of The Undiscovered Country, and Spock's older half-brother Sybok; Kirk even tells Sybok "I need my pain!"

  9. It's called by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...staying single

  10. More like trashdot imo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has been going to shit for a while, it got real dumbass political for a while also, and now it is complete shit.

    1. Re: More like trashdot imo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be absurd. Scientists find a gene that explains the Curly Endurability Quotient. And it gets posted on /. to be remarkably well discussed.

      Rejoice dear lector, for it may not happen again...

    2. Re: More like trashdot imo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

  11. Not a mutation... by Nexion · · Score: 0

    it is called child birth and they are so much more a bad ass than you will ever be. :P

    1. Re: Not a mutation... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      How bad can it really be if they keep going back for more?

  12. authoritarian governments will love growing these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think of all the wonderful uses.

  13. "Feel No Pain" by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't pain necessary? The woman cuts her foot while walking on the beach and doesn't feel anything. She is heavily bleeding, and keeps smiling because she doesn't feel stress either.

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    1. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are probably multiple sensations when you cut yourself, pain being only one of them
      after all you can feel when you're squeezed or poked, even if it doesn't hurt. just basic sensation. probably more unusual with a cut on someone who can feel no pain.
      which would draw their attention to it, and if they're not complete morons they'd understand infections and blood loss and would treat it instead of just walking around bleeding everywhere simply because "it doesn't hurt"

    2. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Yes, this woman has said she only noticed when she burned herself by smelling smoke, and he let an arthritic hip get to a very bad state because she hadn't noticed the pain.

    3. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Saw her interviewed on the TV news about two weeks ago (way to go, msmanisH1B) . Said she burnt herself and was only alerted by the cooking smell.

      Seems like a nice, if slightly dotty, old dear.

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    4. Re:"Feel No Pain" by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      A friend of mine was deeply depressed and tried to commit suicide.
      They found her and put her a hospital, actually a psychiatric one, but stupid as they are they did not fixate her.
      So when she woke up, she took the plastic knife from the neighbour bed and tried to cut her wrist. She damaged her wrist so much (sinew and nerves) that the hand got useless. She however got healed and is happy again (that happened over 20 years ago).

      After a few weeks out of hospital, she was cooking ... when one pot was finished she put it away and while stirring in the other pot she put her broken hand on the still hot other flame. Burned it so bad that 2 or 3 fingers needed to be amputated ....

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    5. Re:"Feel No Pain" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Yes, she burns herself quite often while cooking and doesn't notice until the smell of searing flesh reaches her nostrils. In fact she only found out about it when she went for an x-ray and they found she had severe hip problems but hadn't noticed due to lack of pain.

      Quite how they didn't realize when she apparently experienced no pain during childbirth is a bit of a mystery.

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    6. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm not sure the big deal with this, she's hardly unique in that she can't feel pain. I guess the impressive part is that she managed to live this long as usually they end up dying in childhood. The stories I read about these types of people is they'd scratch their eyes in to blindness, get horrible infections and be unaware. Basically, remove themselves from the gene pool before adolescence. I guess maybe it's that it appears hers doesn't completely eliminate pain, just mostly eliminates it.

    7. Re:"Feel No Pain" by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Quite how they didn't realize when she apparently experienced no pain during childbirth is a bit of a mystery.

      She's 71. The medical establishment especially back then didn't have a reputation for paying the blindest bit of attention to well just about anything to do with women.

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    8. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. So leprose and diabetic people should just stop complaining and watch their step. If they get a gangrene it's because they're complete morons.

    9. Re:"Feel No Pain" by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

      It's not a binary. Pain and anxiety are both good in a way, but balance is critical. Too much pain and stress, and you become unable to function even in simple low-stress/low-pain situations. Not enough pain and stress, and you become unable to function in risky or critical situations. Most people fall within the functional spectrum, but quite a few (especially these days when work is becoming more and more stressful) get serious problems. If you've seen a high-strung girl in school that gets ulcers at the age of 14, or a stoner incapable of holding even a simple packing and storage job, you've seen what happens to the fringe cases.

    10. Re:"Feel No Pain" by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"Isn't pain necessary?"

      Absolutely. In fact, it is amazing anyone with such a disorder even survives long. I suspect most that have it don't.

    11. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She feels sensation so she's able to react but it doesn't cripple her entire nervous system. Did you not RTFA

    12. Re: "Feel No Pain" by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      Or, you know, they almost certainly DID notice, and this is just the usual crappy reporting.

      It's not as if her condition is unique; there are plenty of other documented cases of people who couldn't feel pain. She's just the first one to have her DNA sequenced in an attempt to figure out why.

    13. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > She's 71. The medical establishment especially back then didn't have a reputation for paying the blindest bit of attention to well just about anything to do with women.

      If you think that doctor's in 1950 didn't pay attention to women's health issues your a complete fucking retard. Please shut the fuck up.

    14. Re:"Feel No Pain" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This particular case of genetics is not a matter of not feeling anything or being numb. Tons of people lose sensation and can't feel pain because of nerve damage. This woman does feel things, she just doesn't experience the pain aspect of it. She doesn't even get depressed. This is an unusual phenomena.

      It's like the difference between someone who's deaf and doesn't feel the pain from listening to Justin Bieber on a loop, and a person who listens to that and thinks it's a lovely sound.

    15. Re:"Feel No Pain" by karmatic · · Score: 1

      "Isn't pain necessary?"

      No? What they describe in the article doesn't seem particularly unusual to me.

      I have a picture (minor blood, no real gore) from when I was ran over by a car (my car, parking brake failure). It slammed me through a glass door, opened me up a bit. I couldn't stop smiling.

      I was back at work the day after a major shoulder surgery, and wisdom teeth extraction, both times without pain medicine.

      Other people seemed to think that was weird, and after reading the article, I guess it might be. I get migraines, but regularly smash, slice, etc. myself without it particularly bothering me.

      As long as you're aware-ish of damage to your body, you don't actually need it to hurt.

  14. Vegan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Within the first quote we find out she's vegan.
    High pain threshold.

  15. Mutation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The sources say that a specific woman has been identified as having a genetic mutation that affects her pain response and (from the Guardian):

    "Cameron’s mother felt pain normally, as does her daughter. But her son, who carries the second and more important mutation, has a dulled sense of pain. He never takes painkillers and frequently scalds his mouth with hot drinks and food. Scientists suspect that Cameron’s father may have passed the mutation on to her."

    Slashdot mutates that in its headline about something that specifically makes women (plural) feel no pain.

    1. Re:Mutation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension is an elective these days.

    2. Re:Mutation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is an exciting line of research. If they can find a way to dull pain permanently it could help a lot of people with chronic pain. It's hard to describe to people who don't have it just had debilitating it can be. Even relatively low levels of pain have a huge effect if they are constant.

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    3. Re:Mutation by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"This is an exciting line of research. If they can find a way to dull pain permanently it could help a lot of people with chronic pain. It's hard to describe to people who don't have it just had debilitating it can be. Even relatively low levels of pain have a huge effect if they are constant."

      Agreed. I remember a period of my life where, for years, I was in constant, dull pain. It changes a person in a way that is hard to describe. Near the end of that period, I had a day where there was suddenly no pain for some reason and it was immediately life-changing. The next day it was back and I just cried continuously, not because the pain was so bad, but mostly at the terrifying prospect that it would never really go away for good. I can't imagine how bad it would be if that pain were double or triple. Scary.

      Current medical science doesn't offer much for such persons, unless the exact point of pain can be identified and ablated.

    4. Re:Mutation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing. I've had a similar experience with the odd good day. I have to be careful not to go nuts on those days because it will make it all worse later.

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    5. Re:Mutation by denzacar · · Score: 1

      This is an exciting line of research. If they can find a way to dull pain permanently it could help a lot of people with chronic pain. It's hard to describe to people who don't have it just had debilitating it can be. Even relatively low levels of pain have a huge effect if they are constant.

      I wonder if these researchers will be forced to quit thanks to harassment by undiagnosed lunatics among the affected population, like their colleagues were?

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    6. Re:Mutation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mutates that in its headline about something that specifically makes women (plural) feel no pain.

      And that son, is how we turn a story into clickbait.

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    7. Re:Mutation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      This is an exciting line of research. If they can find a way to dull pain permanently it could help a lot of people with chronic pain. It's hard to describe to people who don't have it just had debilitating it can be. Even relatively low levels of pain have a huge effect if they are constant.

      Yup. Although pain can be a sign to the person that they need to rest the affected part, the chronic stuff gets a life of it's own. And opioids surely aren't the solution other than in the very short term.

      TENS machines can help, but it would sure be a lot easier if we can get it in pill form.

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    8. Re:Mutation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It causes severe depression and suicidal ideation if it goes on long enough. Trust me.

    9. Re:Mutation by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I tried TENS but it didn't really help. At this point ibuprofen is the only way I can sleep.

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    10. Re:Mutation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Reading comprehension is an elective these days.

      Yes, feminist-studies, LGBTQ, communication, psychology, and sociology "Majors" generally specialize in running their mouths incessantly until you smash their face in with a hammer. STOP! HAMMER TIME!

  16. So, this means I can beat my wife harder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I know. Really bad joke. But someone has to make it to establish the bounds of freedom in our fake democracy.

  17. Re:authoritarian governments will love growing the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot readers?

  18. I know I know by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    it's called the methamphetamine/cocaine gene lol

  19. So she's high? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's high and happy like all the time?

  20. An unfeeling woman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't sounds at all unusual to most of us!

  21. Not New by mentil · · Score: 1

    I've heard years ago of a disorder that causes people to be unable to feel pain. Often times they end up at a hospital due to chewing their tongues off while eating steak, or burning themselves on a hot surface as a child. Don't recall the name/cause of the disorder, perhaps this simply identified the cause of it.

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    1. Re:Not New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard years ago of a disorder that causes people to be unable to feel pain. Often times they end up at a hospital due to chewing their tongues off while eating steak, or burning themselves on a hot surface as a child. Don't recall the name/cause of the disorder, perhaps this simply identified the cause of it.

      You might be thinking of leprosy.

    2. Re:Not New by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Congenital insensitivity to pain. It's pretty rare.

    3. Re:Not New by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"Congenital insensitivity to pain. It's pretty rare."

      I suspect mostly because such people die young due to severe complications from injuries.

  22. Women? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is there anything in the article to suggest that it's sex-linked? Or is just the usual competence & thoroughness we've come to expect from DohH1B?

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    1. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I have been with creimer a few times and he sure didn't seem to experience any pain whatever I did to him. Oh, and yes it was "sex-linked".

    2. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you have to bring your own bucket of lard or does Chris provide it? This sound interesting but I am on a low budget.

    3. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was about to blame the grauniad, but it's actually a bad case of TFS. The article is titled "Scientists find genetic mutation that makes woman feel no pain". Woman, singular.

    4. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Woman No Cry, Now We Know Why

    5. Re: Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crisco. The normal practice is to keep a can of Crisco near each sling in the sex club. There are books about the history of the leather community that explain it.

  23. The nerve! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pfft the nerve: and they want to be treated as equal! :D:D

  24. Only pain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it similar to the one WindBourne has that makes him feel no shame?

  25. G'day mate! April fools!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fahh out man

  26. the few many by gDLL · · Score: 1

    If by few you mean every individual, then yes....

  27. Very intersting, but by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    Now tell us about her life. How did it affect the 71 years of her life?

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  28. Common = mutation? by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    If it "is common in the general population" then why is it considered a mutation? Mutation infers abnormality or uniqueness. At some point it has to stop being a mutation and simply be normal.

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    1. Re: Common = mutation? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Cancers are also a common mutation. Doesn't make them normal.

  29. In an X Men universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a SJW crossover issue,
    snowflakes line up to feel no pain-- they would rather be mutants

  30. One woman, not all women by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    Horrible editing. Come on /. even I know the headline is wrong, and English is not my first language.

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    1. Re:One woman, not all women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All too many adults in the U.S. confuse the plural and singular forms. For some reason, it seems to happen more frequently among those who use these particular two words a lot (especially when they seem angry).

  31. IOW by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "The upshot is that anandamide, a natural cannabinoid, builds up in the system. Cameron has twice as much anandamide as those in the general population."

    IOW the bitch has been high as a kite all her life.
    I guess for a teacher that helps.

    1. Re:IOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: "Cannabinoid" != "THC (TetraHydroCannabinol)"

      And the name calling explains your lack of success with women (or men, whichever). Well, that and your tiny, unattractive penis.

  32. This is obviously April Fool even though it's 3/30 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just 2 days to go. FAAH OUT man!

  33. Who gets the patent rights? by swell · · Score: 1

    from an email I got yesterday: "Henrietta Lacks, a poor--and consequently poorly educated--black woman who had pieces of her cervical cancer tumor taken without her consent. Those cells lived on, and on, and on, spawning a multi-billion dollar industry. . ."

    Ms Lacks got nothing from this research; wasn't even informed of it. Others built reputations and fortunes.

    Now we have "Jo Cameron, 71, has a mutation in a previously unknown gene. . ." Her DNA happens to be interesting to scientists. Research will be funded by drug companies and taxpayers. Someone will secure patents as a result and an industry will be born that is potentially hugely profitable. Fortunes will be made. But by whom?

    Will Jo Cameron get any of that money? How about the universities or drug companies or taxpayers who participated in the research? How about the interns who do 90% of the research that is credited to their professors? Who decides these things and what ethics are involved?

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    ...omphaloskepsis often...
    1. Re:Who gets the patent rights? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      She's 71. How much longer would she live, assuming it takes 10 years to turn this discovery into a legal drug?

      All she did to have this mutation was to be born. She didn't discover the mutation, nor identify it, nor is it likely she'll be doing much of anything to develop new products to relieve pain based on the mutation. She's not working to accomplish anything. Just how much does she deserve?

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    2. Re:Who gets the patent rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're OK with someone getting rich by taking something from your body and patenting it?

  34. Nervously checks date... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Further analysis showed that the "deletion" chopped the front off a nearby, previously unknown gene the scientists named FAAH-OUT.

    Hmm, is it April 1st where this was posted from or what?

    This gene pairs well with the lesser known GRO-VY.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  35. It's been prophecized by Xenna · · Score: 1

    Are we finally on the path to Soma? No more pain, no more stress.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  36. the next level of doping by sad_ · · Score: 1

    soon to be found in all kinds of sports as the next level of doping.
    imagine being able to do some sports without feeling any pain or feeling tired.
    it's very dangerous, yes! but the amount of danger never stopped them before.

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.