Much To Oracle's Chagrin, Pentagon Names Microsoft and Amazon as $10B JEDI Cloud Contract Finalists (techcrunch.com)
The Pentagon this week announced two finalists in the $10 billion, decade-long JEDI cloud contract process -- and Oracle was not one of them. From a report: In spite of lawsuits, official protests and even back-channel complaining to the president, the two finalists are Microsoft and Amazon. "After evaluating all of the proposals received, the Department of Defense has made a competitive range determination for the Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure Cloud request for proposals, in accordance with all applicable laws and regulations. The two companies within the competitive range will participate further in the procurement process," Elissa Smith, DoD spokesperson for Public Affairs Operations told TechCrunch. She added that those two finalists were in fact Microsoft and Amazon Web Services (AWS, the cloud computing arm of Amazon).
At least the government is capable of making good decisions from time to time.
Amazon and Microsoft are leaders in the cloud industry for a reason.
I'd pity anyone who got stuck with Oracle's service.
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Weird, I thought Oracle would tick all of government's boxes. I mean, I thought potential for unthinkably ballooning costs is what usually gets you government contracts?
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Both have FedRAMP, both have strong privacy and security policies, and neither is Oracle or IBM. All is right in the world.
As much as Trump hates Jeff Bezos, I am surprised that Amazon was even a contender.
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At least this is how I understand Oracle behaves when they lose big contracts.
So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
I was looking forward to Trump nationalizing Oracle over a contract dispute and shutting them down.
Huh. Thanks for that explanation in the summary, I have absolutely no idea that Amazon was part of Amazon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
one can be sure that Microsoft and Amazon paid at least, if not far more than, the minimum level and number of bribes necessary.
There is a very personal grudge between the current Whitehouse and associates against all things Bezos. Best AWS can hope for is to sue for time and hope there is a changing of the guard.
Gov: Hi Oracle its time to rebid. Can you operate AWS and Azure?
...they decided that Oracle would be much more appropriate for the SITH contract.
... the age where military data and infrastructure have become soft targets, with any security concerns outsourced into oblivion. Meanwhile at Intel, new "enclaves" and "management engines" are being designed that allow malware to be installed and hidden even more persistently and undetectable.
Clearly, Larry hasn't been sucking on the correct dicks and clits in the national giveaway system. Take a lesson from Oregon, Larry. Our local leaders are thoroughly satisfied with your daisy-chained satisfaction. You must be doing something right, because we keep giving more and more business to your endless black sucking hole.
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Clearly, Larry hasn't been sucking on the correct dicks and clits in the national giveaway system. Take a lesson from Oregon, Larry. Our local leaders are thoroughly satisfied with your daisy-chained satisfaction. You must be doing something right, because we keep giving more and more business to your endless black sucking hole.
Citizen Oregon
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Master Qui-Gon Jinn will take you on and train you as a JEDI anyway.
If anything happens to him, his padawan Obi Wan Kenobi will take over for him, and I’m sure that’ll all turn out fine.
The Force WILL be with you, Oracle. Always.
Our reign has gone on long enough. Indeed. Summon the meteors.
Funny how Microsoft has embraced a less predatory way of doing business but Oracle is not only stuck in the 90s, they are still refining the tactic.
poor, poor Larry Ellison. to go from "what the hell even is Cloud Computing" to his blood beak losing out on suck megabillions more Ye Joe Tax Payer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FacYAI6DY0
but Larry can still take console in his guaranteed annual income from the NSA. such as their FASCIA database, which way back in 2004 was "one of the largest Oracle databases in the world, holding 85 billion records, with 125 million added per day, storing up to 48 months" of all of your data which NSA spies on, with plans to upgrade it to more than double the capacity and storing all of the data of your life for to 7 years.
https://search.edwardsnowden.com/docs/TheRewardsofMetadata2016-12-07_nsadocs_snowden_doc
and as if FASCIA wasn't enough for "poor house Larry", he can also take solace in Oracle hosting the database for NSA PINWHALE (slide 31), which is basically the same thing as FASCIA. (why build just one illegal global Panopticon database when you can build 2 at twice the price amirite?)
https://search.edwardsnowden.com/docs/TransnationalDNItraining–PINWALE2017-11-30_nsadocs_snowden_doc
poor house Larry won't be begging for cuckbucks anytime soon. Oracle is after all one of NSA's closest and most trusted "Corporate Partners"
https://search.edwardsnowden.com/docs/NSAStrategicPartnerships2014-05-13_nsadocs_snowden_doc
Larry even said it himself--"NSA spying is essential, i just hope they're not spying on #me2" (sorry to burst your bubble Larry, they are spying on you too, along with all of us)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq41o0YsNTE