Gates orders survey with Rigged Results?

Normally I don't post this sort of thing because it's major flamebait, but this one is just so funny so I'm gonna let it through. Jason Eric Pierce writes "The DOJ surprised Microsoft's computer "expert" by revealing that the survey he used as part of his testimony was actually ordered by Gates. Bill being the nice guy he is, he went ahead and specified what the results of the survey should be. " Read this one and laugh.