Copyleft has Slashdot Hats
CopyLeft now has Slashdot
hats available for those of you who for (whatever reason)
feel the need to cover up your heads. The ones I saw look
pretty smooth. The website still only has drawings and
not photos though. We need Slashdot socks and boxers so
we truly be draped head to toe in cheesy merchandise.
Or maybe Spandex Slashdot body suits? Slashdot skull
caps? Matching Bra & Panty set? Berets? Jewelry?
Where will the insanity end? I'm gonna go post some
real news now...
Next episode: KDE vs. Gnome flamewars. RMS makes a return appearance and gets in a fist fight with Bernd Johannes Wuebben. Torvalds later appears and decks RMS across the back of the head with a chair from on-stage, and says "that's for telling that reporter that I never acknowledge GNU!"
"The ones I saw look pretty smooth. "
Were you talking about the hats, or the heads?
Er... spandex body suits... Rob, think about your demographic here... do you really want to see a whole bunch of slightly chunky computer geeks in spandex body suits? Oh god... I don't feel so good...
Heh. That would be fun. And then Rob could quit using that *grin* thing and actually smile on the camera.
I think we'd all prefer to see the gun-toting RMS and ESR duke it out at the shooting gallery. RMS takes pot shots at a cutout with the words "open source" on it and ESR could shoot beer bottles and keep quoting the famous "think speech,not beer" line that was the impetus for the renaming of "free software" to "open source".
And then they could both take turns blasting MS employees' windshields from trees. Then maybe they could call a truce and we could have no more of the "revisionist history" claims about GNU not getting the attention is deserves.
And after that we could have a game show: Name that ego! I think the first contestants should be Sengan, Bruce Perens, and an Anonymous Coward selected from the audience.
I'd watch it...unless it came on the same time as Millennium, that is.
Slashdot boxers would be a seriously good idea, and would probally sell like wildfire too! (At least, I HOPE that most of the /. audience doesn't wear white tighties.) After all, MetroWerks has them and I'm pretty sure that Red Hat has at some point too.
I wanna beret! Plus the Bra + Panty set for my girl....
Perhaps we will see the sexier side of slashdot. Perhaps it should be marketed under the name :) All of us geeks could get our girls to dress up in SPANK DOT accessories. What a turn on. SPANK DOT, news for pervs, stuff that splatters.
SPANK DOT
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