We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties

So something is blowing up over here. I haven't resolved what yet. Nothing has changed in weeks outside of little niggly changes here and there- we had 3 weeks of almost perfect uptime, yet now suddenly sql queries are randomly failing all over the place. I'm irritated and sleep deprived and over caffienated but still looking- hopefully we'll resolve this soon. In the meantime, hang in there, and you don't need to keep sending me email telling me- believe me, I know. It's all I've been doing since last night.