Slashdot:Mark 2

I, like all of you, am really sad to see the closing of several of my favorite sites today. User Friendly was a regular place for me, and Bedope often provided me with a good laugh. So I've decided to convert Slashdot to a pure humor site in their abscense. This is firstly because so many readers wrote in to flame me about the lack of integrity in several of the stories we've posted today. But mostly its just because Segfault always stunk. Wesley Crusher. Bah. Rest in Peace. Please have a sense of humor people. I can't believe I'm actually getting flame over April Fools Day! Some people just have no sense of humor.