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ryuzaki0
on from the you-gotta-be-kidding dept.
aphro writes "Seems somebody over in japan has gotten some
ideas about comming out with a new kind of
toilets! Although
the text is in japanese, I can't tell if this is a
serious thing or not. " I pray not, but its cute...
I fell in love with these toilets the instant I saw them. Are you tired of the ordinary beige of the common toilet? Here is the answer to your trouble! This revolutionary product will change the way you think about toilets, it will change the way you interact with them. Other toilets are cold and unfriendly, but people actually want to sit on this one. They see it and they want to sit on it, to touch it, and admire it. What better way to show your individuality than putting one of these in your bathroom? You will stand out from the rest of the beige toilet masses, and your rear end will never be cold again!
These are some of the benefits of the iToilet:
Increased Seat Integration - The seat sits rather than hangs on the toilet! Futuristic Form Factor - Your friends will know you're cool when they see what you sit on! Really great flavors - No comment
When asked about the price of the toilets, Mr. Jobs was reported as saying, "Would you rather have tomorrows toilet for more, or yesterday's toilet for less?" As for me, I'll take tomorrows toilet any day. Long live Apple! Heil Steve!
The guy apparently created them as a joke. To translate selected portions: The colors are: Bluelet, Green Curry, Red Curry, Barium and Olive (I believe he's referring to different *ahem* colors of excrement...) The "Do puri2 to iNax" refers to the onomatopaeic phrase "puri-puri"; I'll leave the meaning to your imagination. He says at the bottom that the original slogan he thought up was "Shit different", but since it seemed a little rude, he decided to change it to "Sit different". The name "iNax" is a reference to Inaxx (sp?), a Japanese manufacturer of toilets, baths, etc. The last couple of links at the bottom are for a 300dpi version of a catalog for these toilets (remember, it's a joke, so don't try ordering them).
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I fell in love with these toilets the instant I saw them. Are you tired of the ordinary beige of the common toilet? Here is the answer to your trouble! This revolutionary product will change the way you think about toilets, it will change the way you interact with them. Other toilets are cold and unfriendly, but people actually want to sit on this one. They see it and they want to sit on it, to touch it, and admire it. What better way to show your individuality than putting one of these in your bathroom? You will stand out from the rest of the beige toilet masses, and your rear end will never be cold again!
These are some of the benefits of the iToilet:Increased Seat Integration - The seat sits rather than hangs on the toilet!
Futuristic Form Factor - Your friends will know you're cool when they see what you sit on!
Really great flavors - No comment
When asked about the price of the toilets, Mr. Jobs was reported as saying, "Would you rather have tomorrows toilet for more, or yesterday's toilet for less?" As for me, I'll take tomorrows toilet any day. Long live Apple! Heil Steve!
Loader of Code and of BricksThe guy apparently created them as a joke. To translate selected portions:
The colors are: Bluelet, Green Curry, Red Curry, Barium and Olive (I believe he's referring to different *ahem* colors of excrement...)
The "Do puri2 to iNax" refers to the onomatopaeic phrase "puri-puri"; I'll leave the meaning to your imagination.
He says at the bottom that the original slogan he thought up was "Shit different", but since it seemed a little rude, he decided to change it to "Sit different".
The name "iNax" is a reference to Inaxx (sp?), a Japanese manufacturer of toilets, baths, etc.
The last couple of links at the bottom are for a 300dpi version of a catalog for these toilets (remember, it's a joke, so don't try ordering them).