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Lightsabers Recalled

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the I'm-keeping-mine dept.

SEWilco writes "Gee, imagine that. Lightsabers can really burn people. Um.. oh, yeah, there's a toy recall now on some models. " I have a Qui-Gonn and a Darth Maul saber that I ain't given back.

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  1. Recall notices by John+Campbell · · Score: 3

    Am I the only one who thought that, "Customers should stop using these lightsabers immediately," was funny?

    "Your lightsaber use you should not. Defective, your lightsaber is, mmm?

    "Use leads to spring dislodging. Spring dislodging leads to battery overheating. Battery overheating leads to acid burns. Acid burns are the path to the Dark Side..."

  2. More info at this URL: by Dast · · Score: 3

    Here.

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