Techno Bra will alert Authorities

Wonko42 writes "This is really strange. A British inventor has apparently created a bra that monitors its wearer's heart rate and can tell when she is in danger. Using its built-in wireless phone, the techno-bra calls the police (or the wearer's boyfriend) and, using the built-in GPS locator, it relates the exact position of the wearer. Um...interesting....and there's more in the article. " Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pictures of it, but I wonder how stylish it may be.

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10 nice things about a GPS/cellphone in your bra !

[Anonymous Coward]

10. It monitors your heartrate and if you get excited it phones your boyfriend.
9. If you havn't got a boyfriend it phones a muscular policeman.
8. If the police are busy servicing other girls it phones an escortcompany.
7. You can set the dialtone to vibration.
6. The gel-like substance is really nice for sensitive nipples.
5. You can post comments on slashdot like this on slashdot by just connecting to laptop and fiddling with your beasts.
4. Using the GPS and a log function you can backtrack and find all your clothes from last night.
3. If your boyfriend is a geek, maybe this techno-bra will cause him to play less with his computers and more with your tits.
2. Gives a new meaning to the term "silicon valley".
1. You can get it for free if you are a long legged 36DD blonde and agree to provide advertisment space.