Penny-size 180 Gigabits CDROMs
Noel writes "Princeton University electrical engineer Stephen Chou who directs the NanoStructures Laboratory, has created CDs that can concentrate data 800 times more efficiently than current discs. " Tiny storage is my friend.
Tech Support: Thank you for calling, how may I help you?
Customer: Yeah, this computer you sold me is crap.
TS: What seems to be the problem?
C: The cupholder is too @#$% small. What do you think I am, a #$%^ midget. How am I supposed to fit a Grande Tiazzi on one of these? Are you stupid or something?