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US Admits CyberWarfare against Yugoslavia
Anonymous Coward sent us a piece of cyberwarefare news. The US Military has said that during the conflict in Yugoslavia "cyber" war was used - although refused to get any more details. In related news, the the United States Space Command has been given the responsibilty to better guard the military computer systems against infiltration.
Oh, surprise, we used cyberwarfare. Big deal. In fact, I'm all for it -- it's a lot easier to accidentally kill some innocent civilians with a bomb than over a network. Furthermore, any way to attack the enemy without putting American lives at risk is fine by me. This seems to be the least savage piece of warfare I've ever seen, really. I kind of wish they'd tell us exactly what they did, though. Maybe in 50 years.
Back when I was in college, the internet was just a very useful medium in which to exchange ideas. Sure, there were problems that errupted from flamewars, a few compromised accounts, denial of service attacks, etc.
If the net was down for a day due to a dumptruck backing into the air conditioner system letting the computers overheat, satellite was down, someone cut the cable, or whatever, life went on. It was never made into a federal case. Someone may have got a talking to or wrists got slapped. The worst case when the VAX was rooted. The person in charge was fired over the incident and the student was later in school.
Now, it seems people are taking the internet more seriously by putting all their eggs in this basket, but understanding less about what happens to that traffic. The net these days seems to have connotations of Al Gore, Microsoft, AOL, the FBI, and child molesters, and terrorism.
Few people think about the community of people that make this information network happen. Its about people hooking up hardware and writing the software to make it all happen. Money seems to distort the fun nature of all this into corruption.
Al Gore created the internet? Bullshit. Microsoft innovate the internet and the road ahead? Big Lie. FBI and the NSA need to watch it? Keep their Goddamn hands out of it! AOL the internet? They provide many people now, but started off badly.
Exactly how do you translate "l am 3l337 hax0r d00d" into Serbian?
George
...[Scenes from the front, WWIII news coverag]
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"Sir, we've got incoming!"
"Lieutenant, keep that firewall up, damnit!"
"Ach! ICMP everywhere! I canna take it anymore!"
"Get me a line to the Pentagon."
"PTPP link established. Using 1024-bit encryption. Go ahead, sir."
[Typed: Colonel Johnson requesting permission to use the secret weapon.]
...
"Crap! They're e-mailing us porn!"
"Damnit! Shut down the routers!"
"Sir, we've got Back Orifice, trying to get in through that last NT server."
"Ahh! Why didn't that get switched to BSD?!?"
"Too much red tape, sir."
"Unplug it. We won't need to worry about rebooting anyway."
"Aye, sir."
"Status on the Linux boxes?"
"They're under a lot of stress, but they are taking it well."
"Good."
"Sir, you know that inefficent router we have? Well, I just found out it's M$ based. We can't shut it off. We're going to have to wait for the porn to finish."
"Damn. I hope HQ gets back to us soon."
...[Incoming message from the Pentagon: Permission granted. Give 'em hell, Colonel.]
"Yes! We have permission! Get ready to launch the secret weapon."
"SMTP online, preparing to send."
"Set it up for HTML plus plain text. I want both mime and UUEncoding. Let's get ready. Images will be 32 bit RGBA. Text is to be as follows: 'Buy! Buy! Buy! *LOW* prices on your favorite collectable items!
...
[Bad Text to Speech Synthesis] "S.P.A.M. launcher ready. Please enter authorization code."
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"FIRE!"
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"150 billion spam messages sent. They're falling back! They have offered to surrender!"
Yeah, okay. So, it's kind of long, but I was in the mood to write a dumb story about 'cyberwarfare'.
So, say you're a hacker and you're hired by the US government to work securing .mil networks, and make good money, and later on you are offered a position on a black hat squad for things like messing with an enemy country's phone system, et cetera.
Military pay sucks, and your skills are in demand, so you blow off suggestions that you go through boot camp (who needs that, right?). In another world, the army would respond by offering you huge pay if only you agree to go to boot camp and an officer training course. But there's hardly enough budget to get you even to look at the armed forces, and they need you.
And then a war starts. From the comfort of your office in a military base you set out to root machines on the other side of the front, you're having the time of your life. But, guess what:
you're a fair target for the enemy now. Look sharp, soldier! On the bounce! Forget about going to your favorite net cafe until the end of the war. Don't show your face in public. You don't know who might be waiting to shoot you in the back of the head.
Think about. If you're engaging in efforts to disrupt an enemy's infrastructure, why should he not try to find you and shoot you? Why should you be regarded as a civilian?
So, I don't know uder what terms the military hired its current crop of crackers, but I do have to wonder..