Loki Hack '99 Patches available
anonymous porcupine writes "The kind folks at Loki Entertainment have finally released the Loki Hack '99 patches. Share and enjoy. And keep in mind that the hacks aren't listed in any particular order. :) " I actually had the privilege to judge the event at ALS - everyone did an amazing job (See the feature we did on it) - and now you can download the fruits of their labor.
10. We have GOD on our side.
9. Money? What's that?
8. Two words: contract enforcement
7. Our culture heroes actually work instead of worrying about the next third-wave paradigm shift in "IT" and writing books about roadmaps, "the roads ahead" and e-nothings.
6. Our source can beat up your source.
5. We didn't contract with the psychic hotline for our tech support.
4. WE ARE GEEKS WITH GUNS, so you'd better not try any of that "licensing" crap with us or we'll bust a 40 on you!
3. Crash, bork, die, hang, BSOD, nuke, fizzle...
2. Due to technical difficulties, #2 was lost.
1. We have a lovable penguin that children can identify with.. rather than the souless corporate icon of a window. =) Conversely, for the naughtier children, we have daemons.
Incase you're wondering why this is posted under the Loki thread... I have no idea... but it's funny enough that you can overlook this infraction, right?
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