User: justinbach

Invasion

On: Microsoft Warns of PowerPoint Attack

That has got to be one of the funniest headlines I've seen in a LOOOONG time.

Stock up on milk and bread! Get out the hand-crank radio! The autoshapes are approaching fast! Run! For the love of God, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:I don't understand.

On: FCC Lets Wireless Devices Use Empty TV Channels

You're absolutely right. And I'm sorry--I owe you an apology. My previous post was a poor attempt to make a joke using sarcasm--I'll never do it again. Wait a minute...

I don't understand.

On: FCC Lets Wireless Devices Use Empty TV Channels

What would I want to watch an empty TV channel for?

Asparagus

On: Longhorn Server's "Improved" Security

To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.'"

I think I'd want to check with the corn on that one--after all, aren't they the ones with *ears*?
*ducks*

Somebody tell me quick...

On: Why Microsoft Can't Compete With iTunes

what airline I can fly to have an iPod built into my headrest, and a Ballmer-Zune hybrid for a flight attendant?

Re:tomorrow?

On: Wii Pre-Orders at EB Games and Gamestop

Man, you think you're kidding--apparently people were lined up all night to PREORDER outside of EB games at the Cambridgeside Galleria, in Boston. There go my odds of getting one on the 19th... I've only got one thing to say: super-wiik!

They've got it all wrong...

On: Changes in Earth's Orbit Linked to Extinctions

This is clearly due to world jump day... http://www.worldjumpday.org/

In other news...

On: Intel Developing New Chip Designs in India

AMD this week declared that it will be building a new development centre in Pakistan. Gotta love healthy competition... ;-)