Deer Park marketing guy #1: "Nobody is actually allergic to this kind of stuff, right?"
Deer Park marketing guy #2: "Well, there was this one guy on Slashdot who claimed he was, but I bet it was just a lie."
Deer Park marketing guy #1: "We should put a warning label on our bottles just to make sure he doesn't sue us. How about - 'Warning, this delicious and refreshing drink you are about to enjoy may contain water filtered using Recycled Tires, and may contain traces of cyclohexylthiophthalimide. If you are that one guy who is allergic to CTP, do not enjoy this beverage.'
Deer Park marketing guy #2 "Brilliant! High five!"
Germantown is not in Washington DC, it is in Maryland. I think maybe you mean their residence in Georgetown?
I know I would need a good couple of brews if I found out I was a host to 4,500 parasites.
At 23 seconds I would call you lucky. With my Sony, the battery only lasted 16 seconds before it exploded! Now THAT is poor battery life.
Yeah, I can see it now:
Deer Park marketing guy #1: "Nobody is actually allergic to this kind of stuff, right?"
Deer Park marketing guy #2: "Well, there was this one guy on Slashdot who claimed he was, but I bet it was just a lie."
Deer Park marketing guy #1: "We should put a warning label on our bottles just to make sure he doesn't sue us. How about - 'Warning, this delicious and refreshing drink you are about to enjoy may contain water filtered using Recycled Tires, and may contain traces of cyclohexylthiophthalimide. If you are that one guy who is allergic to CTP, do not enjoy this beverage.'
Deer Park marketing guy #2 "Brilliant! High five!"
Yes, I know I mis-spelled Iceberg... It is 12:30 and I still have not had any coffee...
All your iceburgs are belong to us? *ducks*
Fair enough ;)
The real question is, why is your three year old wearing lip gloss?