Maureen O'Nigger (GNAP) Hong Kong, HK - Gary Niger, known here as the
intrepid Nigger-Anus pilot and spokes-negro of the GNAA (NASDIQ: GNAA) was laid
off today from his second job at Lik-Dong after the company spread it's cheeks
for the massive legal phallus of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation
(NASDIQ: ANAL).
Lik-Dong, best known for it's "modchips" which turn Japenese video games
into American hardcore gay pornography could not be reached for comment.
Sony Adult Entertainment Corp had stated in previous press release that they
did not tolerate anal piracy of any sort and that "we told those nigger
bastards they were going to pay!"
Recently a hostile take-over of the heretofor Japanese company left it in
solely Jewish hands. An employee of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corp said on
condition of anonymity, "maybe if those cheap fucks had spent some money on the
GayStation III, instead of whores, and X... we wouldn't be going out of
business".
Timecop was notified of the layoff today when he recieved a despondent phone
call from Gary. Gary informed timecop that "Being a Gay Nigger just doesn't
pay like it used to". Timecop, CEO of GNAA, GNAA Enterprises, and the newly
formed GNAA Corps Africa, in his discussion with Gary promised to see what he
could do about Gary's compensation package based on his layoff.
GNAA, on behalf of the CEO released an official statement which follows: "Gary
was laid off from his day job today, and though his work at the GNAA continues
to be anus-breaking, his anus is not as tight as it once was, and though still
satisfying, loosens after a severe pounding. I therefore cannot give Gary a
raise at this time."
Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation was contacted for comment but all that
was audible on the line was "SHOVE THAT NIGGER DICK DEEPER, OOH YES! DEEPER!"
This was followed by a click and the line disconnected, no attempt at a return
call was made.
About Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation:
LOL.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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"Lik-Dong closure leaves Noted Gay Nigger jobless"
Maureen O'Nigger (GNAP) Hong Kong, HK - Gary Niger, known here as the intrepid Nigger-Anus pilot and spokes-negro of the GNAA (NASDIQ: GNAA) was laid off today from his second job at Lik-Dong after the company spread it's cheeks for the massive legal phallus of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation (NASDIQ: ANAL).
Lik-Dong, best known for it's "modchips" which turn Japenese video games into American hardcore gay pornography could not be reached for comment.
Sony Adult Entertainment Corp had stated in previous press release that they did not tolerate anal piracy of any sort and that "we told those nigger bastards they were going to pay!"
Recently a hostile take-over of the heretofor Japanese company left it in solely Jewish hands. An employee of the Sony Adult Entertainment Corp said on condition of anonymity, "maybe if those cheap fucks had spent some money on the GayStation III, instead of whores, and X... we wouldn't be going out of business".
Timecop was notified of the layoff today when he recieved a despondent phone call from Gary. Gary informed timecop that "Being a Gay Nigger just doesn't pay like it used to". Timecop, CEO of GNAA, GNAA Enterprises, and the newly formed GNAA Corps Africa, in his discussion with Gary promised to see what he could do about Gary's compensation package based on his layoff.
GNAA, on behalf of the CEO released an official statement which follows: "Gary was laid off from his day job today, and though his work at the GNAA continues to be anus-breaking, his anus is not as tight as it once was, and though still satisfying, loosens after a severe pounding. I therefore cannot give Gary a raise at this time."
Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation was contacted for comment but all that was audible on the line was "SHOVE THAT NIGGER DICK DEEPER, OOH YES! DEEPER!" This was followed by a click and the line disconnected, no attempt at a return call was made.
About Sony Adult Entertainment Corporation:
LOL.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, an
Quite frankly, I fail to see how this affects the recent rise of lolography on the internet. Perhaps we can harvest the organic material to create a device to aid humanity in frying bacon shirtless, without risk of trauama.