This method may involve the most work and get the best result: Laid Back Turkey. It was first popularized by Julia Child. You remove the entire carcass except certain bones, broil the exposed, livid flesh for a while, then lay the whole thing broiled side down on a huge pile of stuffing, then bake it.
Further instructions here:
http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2012/11/18/how-to-cook-a-turkey-2/
Killing people to save money is not civilized. It is barbaric. That you personally would like to receive the death penalty instead of some other sentence is neither relevant nor interesting. And no, to the commenter above, courts can not arbitrarily order an execution in the US or most places.
Good point. But let me clarify.... the pilots are unhappy because the passengers mutiny when the In Flight Entertainment System won't boot up for those 10 and 11 hour flights!!!
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This method may involve the most work and get the best result: Laid Back Turkey. It was first popularized by Julia Child. You remove the entire carcass except certain bones, broil the exposed, livid flesh for a while, then lay the whole thing broiled side down on a huge pile of stuffing, then bake it. Further instructions here: http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2012/11/18/how-to-cook-a-turkey-2/
Killing people to save money is not civilized. It is barbaric. That you personally would like to receive the death penalty instead of some other sentence is neither relevant nor interesting. And no, to the commenter above, courts can not arbitrarily order an execution in the US or most places.
This should be filed in the Slashdot-Cares-Not-About-Credibility department.
My tribute to LN: http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2010/11/leslie_nielson_is_dead.php
Right... one of my commenters is saying this is a fake as well.
Good point. But let me clarify .... the pilots are unhappy because the passengers mutiny when the In Flight Entertainment System won't boot up for those 10 and 11 hour flights!!!
I can attest to the fact that a) British Air has "Windows in every seat" and b) it never works and the pilots are furious about it. See:
http://gregladen.com/wordpress/?p=1134