This article is frigging hilarious. I wonder what kind of weapons they are training with in WoW, that will make them better. I'm sure that all the coalition forces will be very scared to see a guy swinging something called [Whirt's Third Leg] coming at them, rather than using an [RPG]
Ah yes, I can see it now....
CoolMartyr: LuvztoJihadd, we are planning a raid, on the Devil Pig camp. Can you go tonight?
LuvztoJihadd: No, I am not keyed for it yet. My Al Qaeda faction rep is not high enough, and I am still trying to get the [Martyr's Blessed Explosives Vest] to drop in Iraq-temple.
CoolMartyr: Oh noes! We really need you to tank for us tonight. The other guys can't keep the Marines turned around long enough to keep them from breathing on us, and then we keep getting caught in the Air Support blasts, that keep wiping us. Last night my repair bill was over 20 gold.
LuvztoJihadd: I am sorry. I cannot get anymore rep from the flag burning repeatable quest. We need to go on some more instances so I can get my rep up.
CoolMartyr: What about your cousin? Can he go?
LuvztoJihadd: No. He just started the quest chain. You know, the one where you put nails in a container of gasoline, but it doesn't do anything? We was complaining, that he spend all his gold on the gasoline, and now he doesn't have enough gold to train, and he is still using the [Bent AK] for his main weapon, so he can't do enough damage to the Infidel Grunts to get any farther.
CoolMartyr: Damn it! Why can't anyone in our guild spend enough time to get enough rep so we can move on to the really cool instances? I am tired of wiping on the Marines all the time. I want to do end game raids, and kill the Great Satan.
LuvztoJihadd: I know. Maybe we should try playing SL some time. I hear there you can actually make money doing stuff. It has to be better than farming for gold all the time.
CoolMartyr: I have to go, my bed is telling me to get off the computer and go to bed. He says he needs it to work on some dumb digital Pearl Harbor project.
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This article is frigging hilarious. I wonder what kind of weapons they are training with in WoW, that will make them better. I'm sure that all the coalition forces will be very scared to see a guy swinging something called [Whirt's Third Leg] coming at them, rather than using an [RPG]
Ah yes, I can see it now....
CoolMartyr: LuvztoJihadd, we are planning a raid, on the Devil Pig camp. Can you go tonight?
LuvztoJihadd: No, I am not keyed for it yet. My Al Qaeda faction rep is not high enough, and I am still trying to get the [Martyr's Blessed Explosives Vest] to drop in Iraq-temple.
CoolMartyr: Oh noes! We really need you to tank for us tonight. The other guys can't keep the Marines turned around long enough to keep them from breathing on us, and then we keep getting caught in the Air Support blasts, that keep wiping us. Last night my repair bill was over 20 gold.
LuvztoJihadd: I am sorry. I cannot get anymore rep from the flag burning repeatable quest. We need to go on some more instances so I can get my rep up.
CoolMartyr: What about your cousin? Can he go?
LuvztoJihadd: No. He just started the quest chain. You know, the one where you put nails in a container of gasoline, but it doesn't do anything? We was complaining, that he spend all his gold on the gasoline, and now he doesn't have enough gold to train, and he is still using the [Bent AK] for his main weapon, so he can't do enough damage to the Infidel Grunts to get any farther.
CoolMartyr: Damn it! Why can't anyone in our guild spend enough time to get enough rep so we can move on to the really cool instances? I am tired of wiping on the Marines all the time. I want to do end game raids, and kill the Great Satan.
LuvztoJihadd: I know. Maybe we should try playing SL some time. I hear there you can actually make money doing stuff. It has to be better than farming for gold all the time.
CoolMartyr: I have to go, my bed is telling me to get off the computer and go to bed. He says he needs it to work on some dumb digital Pearl Harbor project.
CoolMartyr has gone offline.
LuvztoJihadd: Lamer
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