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Second Life & WoW Terrorist Training Camps?

Tech.Luver writes "theinquirer reports that 'Aussie Security experts claim that Second Life and online games such as World of Warcraft are being used to train terrorists. Apparently there are three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups in Second Life and they use the site for recruiting and training. This is on top of the Second Life Liberation Army.""

292 comments

  1. ROFLMAO by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh noes!

    How do you kill...that which has no life?

    No seriously, I think I saw a video of them training once(nsfw). They're in yer raids, ninjaing your epic loots.

    Some people are so damn stupid. What bearing could this possibly have on real life? The only thing I can think of is that you're increasing the fat, out of shape, cheetoes consuming segment of the terrorist population...Scary stuff. They do enough of this "training", we could neutralize them with a gift of free broadband and some jolt cola.

    The only way I'll believe that this is real is if we start getting evidence of terrorist attacks on gold farmers.

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    1. Re:ROFLMAO by dc29A · · Score: 4, Funny

      I *REALLY* hope they'll use WoW as a training camp. It's the only way we'll win this "War on Terror". The terrorists will be confused by very different laws of physics in the real world.

      I can picture it already ... Terrorist sees an airplane, jumps on a bird thinking it has the same abilities as a netherdrake in WoW and tries to fly to intercept plane and make it crash with his Fireball rank XII spell. Or better, they'll work in gold farming sweatshops trying to "subvert" the "evil" western economies!

    2. Re:ROFLMAO by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
      The only thing I can think of is that you're increasing the fat, out of shape, cheetoes consuming segment of the terrorist population...Scary stuff. They do enough of this "training", we could neutralize them with a gift of free broadband and some jolt cola.

      That's assuming they leave their parent's basement.

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    3. Re:ROFLMAO by dpilot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, put your tinfoil hat on for a moment...

      This means that Second Life and WoW have become terrorist-affiliated/terrorist-supporting orgainizations.
      That means that everyone subscribing to Second Life or WoW now have financial links to terrorism.
      Therefore :
          Everyone on Second Life and WoW is open game for DHS, warrantless wiretaps, asset freezing, etc.

      (silly sarcasm, frightening Orwellian reality, or absurd conspiracy theory, you decide.)

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      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    4. Re:ROFLMAO by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know that caves had basements!!!

    5. Re:ROFLMAO by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, wiretapping WoW would get you awesome intel. I wonder how you say "Wait for sunders!" in Arabic? Wonder if the terrorists play Alliance or Horde? On the one hand they want to be scary, but on the other hand, I think deep down they feel pretty, oh so pretty.

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    6. Re:ROFLMAO by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What bearing could this possibly have on real life? The only thing I can think of... Don't lock yourself out of investing what could be a genuine point, just because the premises are completely ridiculous.

      Granted, I didn't really buy this when I first read it, especially the bit about using WoW as a training tool. But to be honest, not all terrorist training has to be violent. Terrorism is about guerilla warfare, and guerilla warfare has been around for centuries. It's an art, just like any other form of war, and it does have it's own subtleties.

      I assume that if WoW really is being used for "training," it's for things like team dynamics. Who performs better as a leader? Who is a quicker thinker? When does communication between team members become a problem?

      The Second Life stuff is obviously more "real" than the supposed WoW training, although I'm not buying this BS about "registered" terrorist organizations. To me, that just sounds like some people having a bit of "fun" playing terrorist. The complete lack of any names of these terrorist groups in the article screams to me that they aren't really terrorist groups.

      Again, don't put it out of your mind just because you can't rack your brain hard enough to find a valid use. If you're not an analyst, being paid to do it all day long, you might just miss something small and subtle. (disclaimer: I have no knowledge of anything remotely related to analysis/terrorism/etc. I'm just a geek.)

    7. Re:ROFLMAO by thc69 · · Score: 1

      They don't all live in their parents' basements. Some start as married adults (but generally end up being more like single adolescent losers). Hey, come to think of it, isn't WoW a form of terrorism in the way it consistently destroys marriages?

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    8. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to apollogise to the families of all the FurBlogs, Gnalpiles, Murlocks, and Despin Highwaymen I have lead low level geneocial parties against. I had no idea it was for real, ;(

    9. Re:ROFLMAO by tehcyder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, put your tinfoil hat on for a moment...
      What, you mean you take yours off sometimes?!
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    10. Re:ROFLMAO by mdwh2 · · Score: 1, Funny

      On the other hand, I'm wondering if Bush will decide to invade WoW as part of the "War on Terror".

      Is there any oil there?

    11. Re:ROFLMAO by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Cave, basement, where's the difference?

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    12. Re:ROFLMAO by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the other hand, I'm wondering if Bush will decide to invade WoW as part of the "War on Terror".

      Is there any oil there? Not since WarCraft II's expansion.
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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
      "Qua!?"

    13. Re:ROFLMAO by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Homeland Security are way ahead of you. Only a terrorist would object to being forced to run official spyware!

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      You're an immobile computer, remember?
    14. Re:ROFLMAO by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

      When the FBI came for the trolls,
      I remained silent;
      I was not a troll.

      When they locked up the orcs,
      I remained silent;
      I was not an orc.

      When they came for the dark elves,
      I did not speak out;
      I was not a dark elf.

      When they came for me,
      there was no one left to subscribe.

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    15. Re:ROFLMAO by oxidiser · · Score: 1

      George Bush doesn't care about Night Elves.

    16. Re:ROFLMAO by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think it's funny, eh? Well we'll see how funny it is when the terrorists come on their flying mounts wearing their epic gear and raid your family!

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    17. Re:ROFLMAO by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see them try to parachute using Slow Fall.

    18. Re:ROFLMAO by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why use something as far removed from real life as WOW?

      Try
      -Counterstrike
      -any multiplayer WW2 shooter like Day Of Defeat, Call Of Duty...
      -America's Army (get your training sponsored by your enemy ;-)

      Much better choices for terrorist training (and I'd still consider them inadequate unless you throw in some real life practice with guns)

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    19. Re:ROFLMAO by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Cave, basement, where's the difference?

      indoor plumbing and air conditioning.

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    20. Re:ROFLMAO by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      It's time to find somebody to lead
      All of Azeroth's Nagas
      And by that I mean...

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      +5, Truth
    21. Re:ROFLMAO by Maserati · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can I have your stuff ?

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    22. Re:ROFLMAO by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      This is a 2-part comment:
      Part 1: Aww, sounds like someone married an MC raider!

      Part 2: FOR FUCK SAKE Not everything unpalatable in the world is "terrorism"!

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      +5, Truth
    23. Re:ROFLMAO by forand · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know he does so don't listen to him they are controlling his mind!

    24. Re:ROFLMAO by Glyphstream · · Score: 1

      And how exactly would attacks on gold farmers be a BAD thing?

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    25. Re:ROFLMAO by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      You are not prepared!

    26. Re:ROFLMAO by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, they have indoor plumbing and air conditioning in a cave?

      I'll move!

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    27. Re:ROFLMAO by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

      ...and divorced a Black Temple raider, no doubt.

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      "Strangers have the best candy" -Me
    28. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      (put tinfoil hat)
            Linden Labs
            Lin denla bs
            Bin denla ls
            Bin Laden SL
      Hurry... someone must advice the CIA! :p

    29. Re:ROFLMAO by HMKAI · · Score: 1

      He already has, and SL too.

      DHS has many avatars roaming the grid looking for terrorists. You can usually find the DHS agents lurking around camp sites.

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    30. Re:ROFLMAO by CrazyKen · · Score: 0

      There's no way in hell they will be successful. They're terribly under geared in greens and blues, no epics... hell, they don't even have an epic mount. They paid for power leveling services for all of their toons, and now they're trying to train, so they really don't know how to do a damn thing. The last time they tried to take down Undercity, they wiped on the fatty guards at the bottom of the lift. And why the HELL are they playing as Alliance when they hate us? If they would have went Horde and leveled their own toons, they might stand a chance. Besides, where is the Terrorist Trainer in the game? I've yet to find one.

    31. Re:ROFLMAO by veganboyjosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why use something as far removed from real life as WOW?

      Try
      -Food handling training
      -Medical school
      -Water treatment facility work


      Who needs guns when the enemy has no water?

    32. Re:ROFLMAO by tbannist · · Score: 2, Funny

      So obviously, they're all rolling Blood Elves.

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    33. Re:ROFLMAO by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1

      I always knew those Horde ganking twinks were terrorists!

    34. Re:ROFLMAO by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      Of course MMORPGs are not the same as terror camps in Afghanistan where people were physically trained and taught. I think the idea is that MMORPGs are recruiting grounds for ideologies, not that they're rehearsal grounds for attacks.
      Most terrorism training is ideological. Before you can tell someone to strap a bomb on and vaporize people, you have to have control of their minds. The kind of brainwashing requires an amount of information fed to a person over time, something that can be personally tailored via an MMORPG.

      In order to recruit suggestible people, terrorists appeal to disaffected groups. To expatriates living in foreign lands, like the most recent failed attacks in Britain, foreigners can appeal to a sense of duty, to a sense of persecution, to a sense of religion.

      People playing MMORPGs are more likely to be disaffected by the real world and seek refuge in their online play. I'm not saying that everyone in WoW or SL is a likely terrorist, I'm saying that it might be easier to find disaffected young people with not a whole lot to live for. Start them on that, then give them a common enemy who is in charge, blame those people for their current state (or the state of their family).

      Using second life is cheap, all it requires is time and you can reach a large audience worldwide. Terrorists already use message boards and video sites to distribute their martyrdom videos. SL and WoW are simply extensions of a media outlet and recruiting tools. This shouldn't be a shock. The US Army developed an entire video game to recruit kids too, its not a surprise. (FYI, I am not comparing the US military to the terrorists. I support the US military 100%.)

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    35. Re:ROFLMAO by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1
      I don't know about second life, having never played, but I really don't think so for WoW. While it might have some use for communication, as any mmorpg would, there is nothing functionally real world enough that using WoW would be the best training option available. Learning how to flip merchandise in the Auction house might have some Ebay application but, again, there are training tools and aids specifically designed to teach this.

      About the only useful thing I can think of is that if any of the terrorists spend any time listening to the inane chatter on the General and Trade channels, any qualms about killing everyone in Western Civilization might be completely alleviated.

    36. Re:ROFLMAO by vimh42 · · Score: 1

      "When they came for me,
      there was no one left to subscribe."


      You were not prepared!

    37. Re:ROFLMAO by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 0, Troll

      I am not sure why you got modded funny because this would be exactly what the US government would do. For example current patriot act allows you to tap a phone indefinitly if a suspect has used it even once.

      As for WOW/SL. I can't see how that would help at all. If anything they would get better training in Americas army.

    38. Re:ROFLMAO by UberMagik · · Score: 1

      FBI probably waiting for some gnome to yell "alla akbar"

    39. Re:ROFLMAO by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Heh, looks like I upset a Bush-fanboy with no sense of humour.

    40. Re:ROFLMAO by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Only if God tells him to.

      But, seriously, I thought my friends were kidding about the new WOW special forces team.

      InnerWeb

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    41. Re:ROFLMAO by dgbrownnt · · Score: 1

      Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments.

      (emphasis mine)

      I'm sure the first thing they go over in most terrorist training camps is why they really want the daggers with +int and +shadow damage...

      I do find the SL references in this interesting (and somewhat applicable), but, seriously, they just threw WoW in there to get attention.

    42. Re:ROFLMAO by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
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    43. Re:ROFLMAO by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Plus it will be a bit of a problem for them if they are relying on Combat Rezes or SoulStones to get them out of trouble when they wipe...

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    44. Re:ROFLMAO by j3tt · · Score: 1

      Even better for them is to try the Insurgency mod for Half Life 2 where they can actually play as terrorists.

  2. I knew it! by Spudtrooper · · Score: 1

    I just knew there was something fishy about that bukkake garden!

    1. Re:I knew it! by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I just knew there was something fishy about that bukkake garden!
      They'll come to a sticky end, no doubt.

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      I want a list of atrocities done in your name - Recoil
    2. Re:I knew it! by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      A sticky end, you say?

  3. I thought by saibot834 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I thought they were trained in those small trucks (Powell showed us) in Iraq. I was wrong. They are trained in the tubes.

    1. Re:I thought by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Hmm, is there a game with a Toyota pickup truck?

  4. Wow by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is news... The terrorists have less of a life than we do!

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    The game.
  5. Irak by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought Iraq was the main terrorist training camp, now that they can use 2nd life instead I'd expect things to calm down there a lot.

    1. Re:Irak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush will declare war, and try to get tanks in second life, but won't be able to figure out why he can't get a tube big enough to shove a tank into, connected to the internets!

    2. Re:Irak by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      We have to fight the enemy in Second Life so we don't have to fight them in Iraq so we don't have to fight them here!

    3. Re:Irak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Freedom isn't free, it's $39.99 up front and $15/month recurring.

  6. Gotta be -1 redundant by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...by the time I post this:

    If you play wow, you're supporting the terrorists!

    Or,

    So that's where they kept the WMDs.... In Ironforge!

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    1. Re:Gotta be -1 redundant by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

      WMD = Warcraft of Mass Destruction?

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      // IEEE 802.3: All 10base Are Belong To Us
    2. Re:Gotta be -1 redundant by rlanctot · · Score: 1

      I always said never trust a gnome! Something's always exploding when they're around, now we know why! Gnomeregan = Taliban HQ! I bet Whizbang is really Osama in disguise!

    3. Re:Gotta be -1 redundant by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Damn straight.

      Did you really buy that cock-and-bull story about having to release radioactive gas into Gnomergan to drive off the troggs? Puh-lease! That was clearly a massive accidental release from their underground WMD labs.

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  7. Second life terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll believe it when I see a national landmark knocked over by a flying penis.

    1. Re:Second life terrorists? by hemorex · · Score: 1

      Or someone melts the face off the statue of liberty...

    2. Re:Second life terrorists? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You know, combining these two ideas gives a plan worthy of Japanese hentai artists...

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  8. I KNEW IT! by rubberbandball · · Score: 0

    this completely explains osama bin laden's latest video, where he stomps grounding totems while enchanting AK-47s with +5 weapon damage.

    also, when did we as a country stop blaming FPS games for violence and start blaming magical elves?

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    oh marmalade.
  9. can't we all just mine some gold? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    or was that supposed to be "get along"? whatev.

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    "If still these truths be held to be
    Self evident."
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay
  10. OMG by ruiner13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow, and you know what? There are even MORE terrorists training in this thing we call "real life"! Can you believe it? We'd better end this thing called life before they have a chance to do something!

    All kidding aside, I bet there are "terrorists" using any form of communication that is there. Unless we live completely isolationist lives, never being allowed to interact with anyone, ever, people are going to *gasp* get together and talk about things, including terrorism. Focusing on video games is just stupid and a colossal waste of time.

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    today is spelling optional day.

    1. Re:OMG by Phorum · · Score: 1

      Precisely correct. I for one am willing to take the increased risk involved with being able to do what I want when I want and how I want without someone in "authority" telling me that I may not do that or that I am subject to videotaping. And besides, if my WoW server is any indication, those terrorists are pretty crappy. I mean, they can't even act as one to bring down a world dragon.

    2. Re:OMG by GaratNW · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Ruiner, you're not thinking about this like a true capitalist. Don't end this thing called life. Just raise the subscription fees.

  11. Slow news by Zephiria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to wonder about how someone can live with themselves for typing up this garbage, they go to collage do all sorts of stuff... and then this? People are blowing up corporate crap in SL because they don't WANT you there. As for using weapons in WoW to train for Rl? Uh where's my exploding sheep? :P

    1. Re:Slow news by Tofystedeth · · Score: 1

      Unlike much of WoW, the exploding sheep is not that hard to emulate in real life...

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      "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deeply or not at all."
    2. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they go to collage do all sorts of stuff... Like learn how to spell and form sentences that make sense?
    3. Re:Slow news by Zephiria · · Score: 1

      Ahhh anon coward. hello. If you didn't understand the sentence, then perhaps your the one that needs a better understanding of english as a whole, rather then focusing on just the syntax and structure?

    4. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you didn't understand the sentence, then perhaps your the one that needs a better understanding of english as a whole Ok, tips:

      your: belongs to you
      you're: you are

      Keep digging that hole.
    5. Re:Slow news by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Here is a tip: no one likes a grammar natzee. Usually people know the difference between "your" and "you're" they are just in too much of a rush to proofread.

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    6. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It's "Nazi"
      2) Most people can't explain the difference between "your" and "you're". Try asking sometime!

    7. Re:Slow news by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Actually it's not. Get an account you AC dolt.

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      "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
    8. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apparently, you fail at mockery too. I quote from from the very article you linked

      Grammar Nazi (mockingly, grammer natzee...) You misspelled "grammer".

      pwned by the AC! Grammar Nazis ftw!
    9. Re:Slow news by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Holy bat shit how I did not want to reply... I have always combined the two into "grammar natzee", so go fuck yourself.

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      "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
    10. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, disbands after a hunter looted the epic nuke.

    11. Re:Slow news by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Grammar Nazi's are one thing, making silly errors like "collage" in a post that's supposed to express a pejorative tone over the education level of others voids your "it was a typo" defense. Suck it up and take it like a man.

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    12. Re:Slow news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you hit on one of the few parallels...

      People are blowing up corporate crap in SL because they don't WANT you there.

    13. Re:Slow news by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      I agree that there were several errors, but a grammar nit pick (though innevitable) is not adding to the conversation. The only downside is people attacking Grammar Nazis don't add to the conversation either making my actions called into question. (... btw, no ' is needed on Nazis)

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      "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
  12. Bug or Feature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool!

    The latest version of WoW now allows you to fight REAL TERRORISTS!! Experience the realism, the feeling of danger.. explore the mind of the insanely fanatic!

    Sounds like a feature to me! True evildoers in a game.

  13. Alliance or Horde? by andrewd18 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real question here is, "Is the US Military the Alliance or the Horde?"

    1. Re:Alliance or Horde? by churchofthenewepoch · · Score: 1

      Well I can't tell you what side their on, but: If they role Alliance: N.E. or Gnome If Horde: B.E. Profs would have to be mining and herbalism, in order to fund the operation. Anyone have an idea for the tabbord?

    2. Re:Alliance or Horde? by LiquidHAL · · Score: 1

      Durnholde Keep in Old Hillsbrad = Guantanamo Bay

      Which means whenever you beat the instance, you're completing a terrorist training program to help free their leaders from US custody.

    3. Re:Alliance or Horde? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually both. Have you played WoW? There are is a very large military population in game.

    4. Re:Alliance or Horde? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    5. Re:Alliance or Horde? by Hambone_dot_exe · · Score: 3, Funny

      "...A formal investigation was announced today by Northshire Township Marshall Lunde following the alleged incidents at what is now being called 'Kobold-Ghraib.'"

      "Demihuman Rights Commission workers denounced the actions of low-ranking Paladins who were wintessed assaulting non-combatant kobold workers, but were quick to blame a military and civilian command which they say creates an atmosphere of deniability."

      "The word they used was 'exterminate,' reported one novice, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. 'They told us that the only way to advance was to walk into the mine, stomp on a bunch of civilians, and then bring back their candles. Besides, do you know what the resale value on a candle is?'"

      "In light of these actions, animal-rights activists are also planning litigation against a dwarvish hunter's guild for what they describe as a 'wanton slaughter of a noble and endangered species of non-aggressive wolf,' resulting in the slaughter of dozens of the animals, who were then harvested for their ruined pelts, broken fangs and stringy wolf meat."

      "Stormwind officials declined comment and could not be reached for an interview at the time of this story."

      "Kobold delegates were quoted as saying, 'you no take candle.'"

    6. Re:Alliance or Horde? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Neither but they sell items to both sides.

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      May the Maths Be with you!
  14. Named mobs, rare loot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all makes sense now, the insurgents aren't fighting for political or religious reason, they're farming our soldiers for rare drops! And the reason they seem so eager to sacrifice a bunch of their own to kill one American soldier is because they've got rezzers on their teams.

    The insidious bastards, applying WoW tactics to real life.

  15. Spoof by styryx · · Score: 1

    As much as I would like to comment on the state of the world and the absurdity of "security" "experts" (each requiring quotation marks to indicate irony), it looks to me as if that article is a spoof.

    1. Re:Spoof by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 2, Informative

      Australian "security experts" (aka Federal Police) being particularly vulnerable right now.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed_Haneef

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      We don't believe in radical loony monotheistic religions from the middle east -- we're Christians.
    2. Re:Spoof by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If it's not, some "security expert" should better not quit his day job.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:Spoof by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? He clearly impregnated his wife 9 months before the failed attacks, just so that he'd have an excuse to fly from Australia to India. We'll never beat The Terrorists until we stop underestimating them.

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    4. Re:Spoof by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      Talking about beating... Beating terrorists would be nice, but it would be even nicer to beat Kevin Andrews... and as for the clowns in the Federal Police, back to the beat for them. Hope they remember how to keep them shoes shiny.

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      We don't believe in radical loony monotheistic religions from the middle east -- we're Christians.
  16. I'd like to be the first person by Petey_Alchemist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who has been *called* a Second Life terrorist to debunk this rumor.

    The SLLA isn't a real "terrorist" organization. It's a bunch of unfunny people who think that exploding picture replicators near buildings in SL comprises some sort of Jacobin revolution. I'm serious. Look at their white paper.

    As for real terrorists: frankly, I hope they're practicing in Second Life. Because with all the other, harder-to-track ways they could be communicating information--IRC channels, encrypted and hidden forums, custom IM software, etc--they choose to use a public program in which anyone can access anywhere by default and the company religiously logs any and all chats that pass through their network and make it a point to discipline people on the basis of chatlogs.

    So we should be so lucky to have terrorists so stupid that they'd communicate using SL--a clunky graphically terrible product that can't even properly form eyebrows, much less a complex trigger mechanism--as opposed to, say, sending a real video over some other quicker undetectable means.

    1. Re:I'd like to be the first person by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey, stop with your "facts" and "logic"! Didn't you hear? There are terrorists in WoW and Second Life! Do you know what this means?!?

      This countries supply of WoW gold and online poontang is in jeopardy! They are attacking our very way of life! We must mobilize for action! It's not going to be easy. I've heard that the terrorists are employing epic mounts, and exploding sheep technology, as well as second generation teledildonics, but we must not let them prevail!

      We will fight them in the empty casinos! We will fight them in the level 60 raid instances that no one does anymore! We shall overcome!

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    2. Re:I'd like to be the first person by samkass · · Score: 1

      Hasn't Second Life has open sourced everything, so you could set up your own third life, couldn't you? Those dang "open source" terrorist technology-supplying anti-American pinkos!

      --
      E pluribus unum
    3. Re:I'd like to be the first person by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Apparently they open sourced the client, but not the server.

    4. Re:I'd like to be the first person by samkass · · Score: 1

      they're going to if they haven't already.

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      E pluribus unum
    5. Re:I'd like to be the first person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, like the Inquirer, in it's anti-islamophobia disposition of wisdom, many here have completely (dis)missed two major points.

      1. That "law enforcement agencies believe some of those behind the Second Life attacks are home-grown Australian jihadists." And "it is a new phenomena that, until now, has not been openly discussed outside the intelligence community." Many of the recent terrorist plots, such as Fort Dix, JFK, London, and Glasglow were also planned by so called, "home-grown" terrorist. Unfortunately, Al Qaeda had to conduct many successful hostile attacks against the U.S. before they would be taken seriously. It's foolish to assume yesterday's foiled terrorist plot from an amateur want-to-be group won't be a successful one tomorrow.

      2. That terrorist _may_ be using "artificial online worlds such as Second Life to train and recruit members." And "in SL, it is easy to start spreading propaganda, recruiting and instructing like minds on how to start terrorist cells and carry out jihad." Recruiting requires advertising, interaction, and communication. SL happens to have all three in spades, with the added bonuses of anonymity and ability to translate currency.

      Finally, Dismissing them as amateurs or mere pranksters is reminiscent of a failed pre-9-11 mentality (perhaps a mental illness). What you're essentially doing is calling the editors of The Australian liars, but offer us no proof to back up your assertion. Why should I believe you any more than you believe that SL might be used as a recruitment tool for jihadists?

    6. Re:I'd like to be the first person by Petey_Alchemist · · Score: 1

      you're a terrible troll :(

    7. Re:I'd like to be the first person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but being unapologetically, politically incorrect is not the same as being a troll! ;)

  17. We need an inside man, some human intel... by Dareth · · Score: 5, Funny

    And we have the perfect operative for the job. Someone who can blend in with the terrorist and provide this intel.

    The only agent for this job is none other than LEEROY JENKINS!

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:We need an inside man, some human intel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some quality spam, d00d!

    2. Re:We need an inside man, some human intel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, leeroy was gkicked from for pulling 55 marines on their raid when their priest was oom.

  18. The answer? by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 1

    So in order to fight these terrorists, we should all go on a burning crusade?

    I'm sorry, I don't feel right about that at all.

    --
    "Now I'm seriously serious!" - Serious Sam
  19. Suddenly everything is clear by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So that's why the bombs in London and the Glasgow airport attack the other week failed miserably.

    They thought their spell of detonation and shield of fire protection worked outside the game too.

    1. Re:Suddenly everything is clear by KoldKompress · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Suddenly everything is clear by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      No, my priest ressed everyone. Duh.

  20. So why doesn't by gillbates · · Score: 1

    the FBI take the easy route and bust them in WoW or Second Life...

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    The society for a thought-free internet welcomes you.
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  22. Australia? by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

    Would they have considered their entire country to be a terrorist training camp if they applied their modern standards to their early country?

    (Also, is there a reason the CAPTCHA word is "convicts"?)

  23. I call bullshit by thomas.prebble · · Score: 1

    Especially after the Haneef scandal. American and Australian intelligence is not to be trusted.

  24. You can't make this stuff up by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When we had the stories of criminalising people for fictional virtual pr0n in online environments, one of the responses to show how ludicrous this is was to suggest we start criminalising WoW players for virtual murder...

    It's sad that everytime someone says "But you can't stop X, otherwise we might as well crack down on Y too, which would be silly", it's not long before Y becomes the Internet taboo which people also want to crack down upon...

    Please tell me this story is just a parody?

    1. Re:You can't make this stuff up by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      It isn't, unless you consider the government of Australia to be a parody of a real one. Even if you do, you'd have to argue that Howard's role model is doing a far more effective job of it.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
  25. april fools, a little late by SirSmiley · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, I read the title and it would be something to expect on April 1st. "Terrorists are able to simulate real life weapons in World of Warcraft", yes because we know all terrorists can learn hand to hand combat via a video game where you click on a target and it mindlessly starts hacking away

    1. Re:april fools, a little late by Y2KDragon · · Score: 1

      Does that make this an "August Fool" joke? No, not funny, just sad. But it's just another attack on the video game industry. By now, you'd think we'd be tired of blaming video games for all the world's evils. Nope, someone managed to figure a new and disturbing twist. What's worse is the fact that this time they are invoking "terrorists" to try to scare more people against games. I'm going home and grinding my fishing skill up to 300....

  26. Re:Oh noez by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

    Oh no... terrorists also use their tongues to speak. Quick, cut the tongues of everyone you think is a terrorist...

    Oh no twice... terrorists use cars for bombs and transportation! Quick - destroy all cars, and cease manufacturing any new ones that are not STRICTLY for the use by Police, TSA, DHS, and RIAA...

  27. This is why we thought Iraq had WMDs by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

    We were spying on Iraq and listening to conversations between Saddam Hussein and his generals. We overheard Hussein mentioning that he had WMDs to his generals. This is the *intelligence* we had that led us to believe he had WMDs.

    In all likelihood, they were playing one of the various war MMOs or online games and training. So when when we were listening, the context was lost.

    The lessen learned is that playing online games can lead to off line wars.

    (Of course, I'm being a bit sarcastic here.)

    1. Re:This is why we thought Iraq had WMDs by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The lessen learned is that playing online games can lead to off line wars.

      On a similar note, just as people blame computer games for violent behaviour, I think we should blame games like Civilization for causing our world leaders to develop a thirst for war.

      See those juicy oil resource squares? Why, we'd better invade. My words are backed with nuculear weapons!

    2. Re:This is why we thought Iraq had WMDs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I've said it years ago, they just listened to Saddam telling his Generals that his WMDs are ready to go in a bit and he just gotta hold them back a little longer.

      What they didn't know is that he and his Generals were playing C&C Generals. I mean, it sure as hell beats real war...

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:This is why we thought Iraq had WMDs by Gravatron · · Score: 1

      If playing Civilization makes them warmongers, what happens to the folks who play Populas?

  28. Virtual Wiretaps by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

    If you see gnomes spending too much time at the mailbox then they are probably characters of government employees reading others mail.

  29. When I heard by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    "Jihad Jihad" in Lineage 2 coming from one of the clan leaders while flying this dragon over Oren Castle I knew something was not right.

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    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
  30. It's true! by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's true. According to documents recently captured by the CIA, some of the plots they are working on include:

    • "Get up to 375 in Goblin Engineering so we can build better improvised explosive devices"
    • "Crash epic flying mounts into buildings instead of airliners"
    • "Build a Mana Bomb like those blood elves east of Shattrath City have"
    • "Stock up on +sneak gear and enchants so we can stealth past the Secret Service and crit-backstab President Bush"
    • "Recruit an Enchanter to our cause so we can get Fiery cast on our AK-47's, for the nice glow and DPS increase" (Bin Laden vetoed this one, saying "You can only put enchants on melee weapons, n00b")
    1. Re:It's true! by morari · · Score: 1

      "Stock up on +sneak gear and enchants so we can stealth past the Secret Service and crit-backstab President Bush" If wanting to see that makes one a terrorist, then all I have to say is "Jihad"!
      --
      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    2. Re:It's true! by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Six terrorists were killed in a mysterious explosion. Supposedly they were trying to reload the goblin mortar that they purchased on the auction house. Had one of them been a paladin, they might have been saved.

      --
      Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  31. WoW trained terrorists by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Baffling news today from the West Bank, where officials arrested six terrorists who were attempting to attack a local market. Apparently the terrorists tried to execute their attack by teasing several vicious dogs they found wandering in a nearby alley, then leading the dogs to the market as they ran towards it. Witnesses say that the terrorists ran into the market, waited until the dogs were right on top of them, then attempted to confuse the dogs in various ways. One terrorist wrapped himself in a camoflage cloak and hid behind a fruit vendors stand, while several others simply laid on the ground and played dead. All six terrorists were hospitalized with bite and claw wounds to their face and arms.

    1. Re:WoW trained terrorists by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      Patriotic Pups! Who would have guessed?

    2. Re:WoW trained terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just cause the dogs were too high leveled. They all resisted those spells.

  32. aussies are known liars by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    recent case of dr haneeef, the security forces lied - as was shown in open court - about what suspect said under interrogation.

    aussies no better then bush, actually worse, consider treatmetn of aborigines

  33. The /b/utlerian jihad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'jihad' is the new 'hittler'. Social mutants need something capable of eliciting a shocked response from people who aren't a member of their social group. Kids using extremist tags simply recognized it as a code word that is beyond the acceptable and practically guaranteed to get exactly the sort of response they are getting.

    1. Re:The /b/utlerian jihad by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Social mutants?

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  34. Terrorists are also training using BF2142 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When EMP weapons, hovertanks, and mechanized walkers become available on the battlefield, they will be ready.

    I hear they don't yet have the discipline to wait patiently for aircraft without many teamkills, but given time and unlocks they may become a formidable force.

  35. Can't wait by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

    next audio tape from osama will let us know we're going to be 'pwnd'.

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    An I.T. motto in the hands of an idiot is a dangerous thing...
  36. Great! by schiefaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once they get playing they won't be willing to quit long enough to attack in real life.

    "Ahmad, we must go fight the Americans now."
    "Maybe later, I am in an instance."

    --
    Angleyne: You can't bend that girder - it's unbendable! Bender: Well I don't know anything about lifting, so that ju
  37. And the OLPC will be used for guerilla warfare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder, would now be a good time to revisit my criticism that the OLPC laptops could easily be stolen my militias, and reflashed with survival manuals, cartography software, and secure mesh networking communication protocols?

    I figure people will either take me seriously, or get a good laugh. Either way seems like a net benefit for humanity :)

  38. Best ... PR move ... Ever.... by gzerphey · · Score: 1

    Play Guild Wars. No monthly fee and terrorist free since 2005!!!

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    I don't have a microwave. I do, however, have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
    1. Re:Best ... PR move ... Ever.... by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

      LOL. I'm so making that my guild's MOTD when I get home tonight.

  39. Ok, smoke 'em out.. by jcr · · Score: 1, Funny

    How much work is it to make a koran and a toilet in Second Life?

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    1. Re:Ok, smoke 'em out.. by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      The toilet is easy to make, but you need to spend about $10 US to get 'parts' that enable you to use it. The book? No as easy, and $10 linden dollars per graphic times ?? pages. Of course then, you need about 4 years continuous time to read it as each graphical page of the book takes longer to load than a poorly designed web site.

  40. Eh. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But WoW would be useless for that, as compared to a game of "Capture the Flag" played out in the sticks, or even in the cities. It teaches you nothing about real-world communications problems, nothing about the real fear and uncertainty of being in the world, waiting for something to happen, nothing about tactics against humans.

    WoW tactics boil down to tactics vs mobs, and tactics vs mobs. In the first you're fighting a bunch of simplistic AI, and in the second you're fighting a bunch of people who know they're not going to lose anything if they die, so they just do the lemming over and over until one side wins...It's a joke.

    I can think of a thousand "games" that you could play in the real world that would actually get you useful skills, and useful training. Playing WoW, on the other hand, gives you the wrong kind of reflexes, zero physical conditioning, and no actual experience with moving around in the world.

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    ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    1. Re:Eh. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, sir. This is terrorhype. Logic and reason is in the next room.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:Eh. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I suspect the paintball facilities will be shut down before WoW, if the people doing the shutting down have any sense, which they might not.

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      "Sacrifice for the good of The State" - The State
    3. Re:Eh. by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1
      Well, the Violent Crime Reduction Act (VCRA) in the UK has really started to put the cramp on paintball and airsoft collectors, skirmishers, retailers and site operators, even though their "weapons" are next to harmless and never even moderately injured anyone playing sensibly.

      So, next up on the news: Terrorists are training for battles using paintball markers. "Paintball should be banned!" says Politician X.

    4. Re:Eh. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Pointless. A good game of soccer or dodgeball would be equally good "training". Improves coordination both personal and group, builds muscle and cardiovascular strength.

      It's impossible to ban enough stuff to make it impossible for them to train themselves. The only way to win is to make them not want to train.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    5. Re:Eh. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I suspect the paintball facilities will be shut down before WoW

      What about this: http://www.americasarmy.com/

      It has a focus on terrorism, realistic weaponry, combat and team tactics. Shouldn't it be first up against the wall?

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    6. Re:Eh. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "Tonight, on Fox News, why is America ignoring RPG terrorism? What you do to protect yourself against gaming terror IN YOUR HOME TOWN!"

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    7. Re:Eh. by oxidiser · · Score: 1, Funny

      "The only way to win is to make them not want to train." Perhaps by getting them hooked on WoW... Oh, wait.

    8. Re:Eh. by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have to say though, something like EVE actually has a certain amount of bearing on real life. Leadership skills, tactical thinking, and organisation/logistics have real bearing on in game warfare.

      I'd actually be tempted to suggest that 'have run an effective corp in EVE' is worthy to go on the CV/Resume. At least, if it didn't automatically get you disqualified for being 'yet another MMO junkie'

    9. Re:Eh. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but it's been done before... panem et circenses . Or we could work to remove their motivations for attacking us in the first place, but food and free cable/internet would probably work better.

      As long as they've got motivation, they'll find a way to do us damage. We've got to reduce or redirect that motivation.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    10. Re:Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen famous "Leeroy Jenkins" video? You can develop team coordination and communication skills (which characters in the video didn't), even though they are admittedly worthless in WoW, for the reasons you stated.

      It came to my attention that German Army in period between WWI and WWII used to have maneuvers with props instead of real weapons, tanks, actually, which they were forbidden to have by Treaty of Versailles. A platoon of Soldatten would carry a wooden "tank" set-up around the field. Yet, it served its purpose of training the commanding staff.

      Virtual spaces can serve the similar purpose. You don't have to play as game dictates you to win. You don't have to go against NPC or human avatar enemies. You can play with your fellows to test real world scenarios, against imaginary opponents, like in real boot camp infantry tactics 101.

      However, I wouldn't try to push them out of public virtual worlds. It is not rocket science to set up a private virtual world server where none aside can watch them. It is better to keep them visible, to study their ways, their tactics, their achievements in training and their shortcomings. In fact, I would set up "realistic" (well, ... with a quirk, so that they can never win against my side) virtual battlegrounds to attract all the loonies into the limelight and possibly affect their morale with "superweapon" or "superarmy" propaganda. Of course, "special" privacy statement is assumed...

    11. Re:Eh. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      in the second you're fighting a bunch of people who know they're not going to lose anything if they die, so they just do the lemming over and over until one side wins
      Not that I think MMORPGs have anything to do with terrorism, but you just inadvertently described suicide bombers.
    12. Re:Eh. by the+not-troll · · Score: 1

      (well, ... with a quirk, so that they can never win against my side)


      Why that? I'd think that'd just make them more angry ("American imperialists, making even their games so that they always win."). Shouldn't you rather make it so that they can never lose, so they find something they consider an efficient tactic - which horribly fails when tried in reality?
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      In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations.
      In Capitalist America, corporations control government.
    13. Re:Eh. by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      Yes. Because suicide bombers often repeat their attacks OVER AND OVER.

      Reading comprehension FTW.

    14. Re:Eh. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I guess that depends on how big the budget is for hiring goons to put stuff up against walls. Again, if the people making the decisions have any sense they'll not worry about any training that involves sitting at a keyboard.

      Probably cost prohibitive for all but the best funded, but I'm told these, especially CQT and Urban, are the next best thing to actually seeing the elephant.

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      "Sacrifice for the good of The State" - The State
    15. Re:Eh. by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 1

      Also in the news: Slashdot is being investigated for terrorist links due to the anti-government posts in their comments section.

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      I often have trouble remembering which way is out of bed in the morning.
    16. Re:Eh. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      ... suicide bombers often repeat their attacks OVER AND OVER.

      Back in WWII (that's World War Two for the gen-X and -Y folks), one of the standard jokes was about the champion Italian kamikaze pilot who flew 23 missions. The number changed with the retelling, of course, like any good joke. Anyway, maybe we need a series of ethnic Iraqi/al-Qaeda/Arab/Kurd/Afghan jokes, starting with the one about the champion suicide bomber who carried out N missions. Hmmm ... Maybe that guy was Palestinian?

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    17. Re:Eh. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      So what about Counter-Strike with custom maps based on the layout of your target? Say for example a bank, or other public edifices. Publicly available floorplans lead to a rough mockup of the building and it's hallways and rooms. With minimal social engineering, you can get pictures of the inside of areas so you know how to decorate them. Then you could just open the server to the world with highspeed connections. Your troops play both sides, but always work together, while the random people from the net are scattered around the building, leading to high variability, or you can just train 2 squads against each other. By day you have them exercise physically, and at night you have them running through the map to get an understanding of the terrain and its layout. Then when time has come to execute the real attack, your troops are familiar with the target's layout, they know some of the weaknesses, and they're used to following orders and gunfire in their immediate vicinity in somewhat closed spaces.

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    18. Re:Eh. by Skillet5151 · · Score: 1

      they're used to following orders and gunfire in their immediate vicinity in somewhat closed spaces Yeah I'm sure if you took a LAN competition full of CSers and threw them into real combat they'd have nerves of steel.
    19. Re:Eh. by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Of course not! I'm just saying that actual troops being physically trained together, could benefit from exploring and attempting to attack a target in a virtual setting like CS. It would allow for a good deal of strategic simulation. Isolate the two squads in different rooms, and have them figure out the most viable attack and defend strategies. The troops will of course have to be used to firing live ammo but that can be disassociated from the strategic work involved (though the sound would still be simulated on the battlefield).

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      Gravity Sucks
    20. Re:Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shh! Don't reveal everything in front of P.U.B.L.I.C!

  41. somebody call Jack! by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ACTUAL bad guys learning and practicing their horrific murder skills in a virtual environment?

    Somewhere, Jack Thompson just got a chubby.

    1. Re:somebody call Jack! by riffzifnab · · Score: 1

      If Jack just got a chubby I don't think now is the right time to be calling him. Lets give him some alone time first. I'm sure we will hear from him soon enough anyway.

  42. Tomorrow's page 1 article by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Jihadist's PoM Pyroblast crits an M1A1 for 13,000 HP M1A1 assplodes Think of the children.

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    "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
  43. So what does that make me??? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    I play Command and Conquer Generals almost all the time.

    While I prefer to play as China and nuke the crap out of everything. I also like to play as GLA and send waves of suicide bombers at the other players bases. (Almost everyone likes to play as USA, how boring having to adhere to rules of war.)

    cince games like C&C are FAR FAR better at training for strategy than the other two and also match the tools that the terrorists use, wouldn't decent strategy games like that work better?

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:So what does that make me??? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Wasn't one of the USA generals in the expansion the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" General?

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  44. As soon as... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    As soon as a computer virus can infect a human being, as soon as code can break down a real life store, we'll talk about it.

    'til then, excuse me while I spend my time with something more meaningful. Like, counting the tiles on the ceiling.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  45. Secondlife? by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Unless they're training to become furries or bondage queens I don't think we have to worry too much about SL. Seriously, it's not like you can learn to fly a jet or something in there (the vehicle controls are way too primitive), and it's not like SL behaves like the real world in most ways--you can detach your point of view and have it fly around for instance, or you can just fly around yourself. So what does that leave? Well, you can use it as a glorified chat channel, which seems fairly pointless. Also, the steep system and bandwidth requirements mean that you need to not be in some place that ends in -stan to even get in.

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    I read the internet for the articles.
  46. Last thing I need to hear ... by YetAnotherProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    when on a plane being hijacked. "We are the 1337 jihad. All your planes are belong to us. You just got pwn3d."

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    Sic Semper MicroSoft
  47. A good start by russotto · · Score: 1

    Get these terrorists hooked on WoW, and they'll lose their will to do REAL terrorism. Even if they don't, their loss of muscle tone and weight gain will make them quite ineffective, barely able to hold an AK-47 much less fire it. Suicide bombers will be too weak to stand with their bombs on. And their pale skin will make them the laughingstock of all the other Arabs.

  48. Second Life Terrorists by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 3, Funny

    We must remain vigilant: This could be provide all the training would-be terrorists need to run around buying furry porn, attachable penises, and sparkly glowy rotating particle effects in real life.

  49. with strange aeons... ;) by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Oh noes!

    How do you kill...that which has no life?


    "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." -- H.P. Lovecraft
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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  50. WoW Training Day? HAHA! by DJ_Maiko · · Score: 0

    Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments. Oh yea, I'm shivering in my boots as I await getting attacked by goblin-engineered bombs, rusty daggers & getting MC'ed (mind controlled)!!! /shiver
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  51. Look at the bright side... by DaveJ2001 · · Score: 1

    At least they aren't using America's Army.

    1. Re:Look at the bright side... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or counter-strike. God help us if they figure out that running with their knives out is faster.

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      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
  52. Yes, but can they get to the boss without wiping? by Xanthvar · · Score: 1

    This article is frigging hilarious. I wonder what kind of weapons they are training with in WoW, that will make them better. I'm sure that all the coalition forces will be very scared to see a guy swinging something called [Whirt's Third Leg] coming at them, rather than using an [RPG]

    Ah yes, I can see it now....

    CoolMartyr: LuvztoJihadd, we are planning a raid, on the Devil Pig camp. Can you go tonight?

    LuvztoJihadd: No, I am not keyed for it yet. My Al Qaeda faction rep is not high enough, and I am still trying to get the [Martyr's Blessed Explosives Vest] to drop in Iraq-temple.

    CoolMartyr: Oh noes! We really need you to tank for us tonight. The other guys can't keep the Marines turned around long enough to keep them from breathing on us, and then we keep getting caught in the Air Support blasts, that keep wiping us. Last night my repair bill was over 20 gold.

    LuvztoJihadd: I am sorry. I cannot get anymore rep from the flag burning repeatable quest. We need to go on some more instances so I can get my rep up.

    CoolMartyr: What about your cousin? Can he go?

    LuvztoJihadd: No. He just started the quest chain. You know, the one where you put nails in a container of gasoline, but it doesn't do anything? We was complaining, that he spend all his gold on the gasoline, and now he doesn't have enough gold to train, and he is still using the [Bent AK] for his main weapon, so he can't do enough damage to the Infidel Grunts to get any farther.

    CoolMartyr: Damn it! Why can't anyone in our guild spend enough time to get enough rep so we can move on to the really cool instances? I am tired of wiping on the Marines all the time. I want to do end game raids, and kill the Great Satan.

    LuvztoJihadd: I know. Maybe we should try playing SL some time. I hear there you can actually make money doing stuff. It has to be better than farming for gold all the time.

    CoolMartyr: I have to go, my bed is telling me to get off the computer and go to bed. He says he needs it to work on some dumb digital Pearl Harbor project.

    CoolMartyr has gone offline.

    LuvztoJihadd: Lamer

    LuvztoJihadd has gone offline.

  53. This is so True! by 4iedBandit · · Score: 1

    Just the other night the wife and I were in a pick up group for Zul Far'rak and there was this Tauren Druid who was like...suicidal! He didn't have any care for survival! He just ran into everything in bear form! No care at all if he lived through it! He must have been a terrorist in training!

    Or a ten year old half-wit...

    Na, couldn't be that. He was a terrorist!

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  54. Take the next step.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that pirates that fund terrorism use the internet.. so everyone that is on line is aiding and subject to governmental investigation.

    Oh, and they use roads, to get to and fro.. so that pretty much covers the ones that aren't on line.

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  55. Second Jihad .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Now if they would only fight their terrorist wars in SecondLife, wouldn't that be just peachy. That way I would only have to contend with the maintenance crew the next time I take a tube ride. Engines keep falling off, glue on the electric rails ignites etc. I'd much prefer if the gov didn't announce the next security threat, ignorance is bliss ...

    I don't understand why they have to choose, Secondlife, couldn't they fork out on a Counterstrike server. After all I would have thought they would want to keep the 'training' secret.

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  56. Oblig. by ssvensso · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new digitally trained islamic-fundamentalist elf overlords

  57. We could learn from this by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    This is news... The terrorists have less of a life than we do! That explains why so many of them are so willing to blow themselves up.

    I spent some time infiltrating the WoW. Now that this news has hit the streets, I think it's safe for me to reveal what I learned there... to reveal our strategy for victory. All we need to do is find their graveyard and camp in it -- their equipments will be damaged when they respawn, giving us that much more of an advantage.
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    1. Re:We could learn from this by mrogers · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is find their graveyard and camp in it -- their equipments will be damaged when they respawn
      I heard that when they respawn they're surrounded by 72 virgins.
    2. Re:We could learn from this by Cappy+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

      All we need to do is find their graveyard and camp in it -- their equipments will be damaged when they respawn

      I heard that when they respawn they're surrounded by 72 virgins. You mean they're surrounded by 72 other players?

      *rimshot*

      *notices parent made roughly the same joke*

      *slumps away and sulks*
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    3. Re:We could learn from this by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      *notices parent made roughly the same joke*

      *slumps away and sulks*

      *notices that you got modded up for it but I didn't*

      *slumps away and plots the downfall of the infidel West*

  58. Its a honeytrap.... by AHuxley · · Score: 1
    Yehiya Ayyash, "The Engineer" was killed with an explosive cellular phone.
    Dzokhar Dudayev, Chechen leader had his satellite phone tracked (NSA ?) and the Russians then used laser-guided missiles.

    But then never assume terrorist when admin will suffice.
    "discovered that its bomb was a computer server error that it was able to fix within a couple of hours."

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  59. OMGPONIES! by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    It's a bunch of unfunny people who think that exploding picture replicators near buildings in SL comprises some sort of Jacobin revolution. I'm serious. Look at their white paper.

    Or maybe it's a bunch of people who are really amused at how seriously people are taking this stuff.

    Seriously, people. Just because someone writes a "white paper", doesn't mean they seriously believe what's written. Did it occur to you that half of the crap "terrorist" groups publish on the web/satellite TV etc is just to get a rise out of everyone else? Don't you remember middle school? How many times do we have to talk about trolls?

  60. BabelBomb!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bomb-maker and his students could be spread across the world, using instant language translation tools to communicate.


    ROFL - seriously? having used http://babelfish.altavista.com/ a time or two I'd love to see a wannabe terrorist learn to make a bomb using a computer based language translator.

    They'd blow themselves up in no time. Problem solved.
    1. Re:BabelBomb!? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      What could possibly go wrong ?

      The bomb under activating, in order to destroy the venomous serpent the filthy gnezdy it is a break and be salty from the deep-red button and wait 5 seconds. The f which is dies in d Ul,!

  61. This is good news... by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is really good news. The military job in Iraq just got easier. Now all the terrorists will be easy to spot. They'll be the ones standing in the middle of the market square holding a big bomb, waiting for 5 minutes for the square to fully render, cursing about lag.

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    1. Re:This is good news... by cruachan · · Score: 1

      HaHaHaHaHa

      So true, if only I had mod points today :-)

    2. Re:This is good news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, it's even easier than that - just look for the ones wearing exceedingly silly shoulder pads.

  62. Who'd have thought? by Luke+Dawson · · Score: 1

    And our guys train on America's Army. And this is news...why exactly?

  63. And they're going to call it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jihad 2.0

  64. More accurate journalism from The Inquirer by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1
    Slashdot's headline: Second Life & WoW Terrorist Training Camps

    The Inquirer's headline: Second Life and WoW "plagued by terrorists"

    The article pointed at by The Inquirer doesn't mention World of Warcraft except for in this idiocy from a think tank moron:

    Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments. Yeah, the next time that a terrorist busts into a crowded mall with his Stormherald and starts stunning the crap out of people with Mortal Strike will be the first.

    Just stop linking The Inquirer already.
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    1. Re:More accurate journalism from The Inquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend The Inquirer any, but did you even read the article there that you are complaining about. The headline is because the 'security expert' mentions WoW by name as one of the virtual worlds for terrorist to use. The only other name mentioned was second life.

      The Inquirer believes it is about as big of threat as you do:
      'So we can expect more terrorist attacks involving broadswords and Heathrow airport to be closed due to suicide dragons.'

    2. Re:More accurate journalism from The Inquirer by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Sure, but the parent article that they post, talks about Second Life for all but what I quoted, where there actually are virtual terrorists causing virtual terror, which in no way relates to real world terror from actual terrorists. That "security expert" mentions WoW because it's the biggest out there by reported subscriber volume, and the easiest target to hit (or maybe he's got an axe to grind because his own guild kicked him out for being such a damn noob...)

      Either way, the Inquirer decided to add it to their headline, where the original article has nothing to do with World of Warcraft except for that one blithering idiot's quote, and vivdly describes the situation in Second Life for the other 98%.

      It's sensationalism to the nth degree, and it's why no one should take The Inquirer seriously.

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    3. Re:More accurate journalism from The Inquirer by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      I can't believe nobody has linked to the original articles in The Australian at http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,,2216 2513-2702,00.html?from=public_rss
      and http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,,2216 1037-28737,00.html?from=public_rss
      It's slightly less sensationalist than the Inquirer article... but still not great journalism. I do however want to get a job at this High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra!

    4. Re:More accurate journalism from The Inquirer by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the next time that a terrorist busts into a crowded mall with his Stormherald and starts stunning the crap out of people with Mortal Strike will be the first.

      Stormherald may be scary, but what about Thunderfury!

      And the first time I find someone wielding the Tanglestaff in a public place is exactly when I pack up and head for the hills...

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      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  65. from hell's heart, i stab at thee, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or at least, from my mom's basement...

  66. Training terrorists in WoW? by Fross · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, I can see it now, terrorists running into a building, "DoTing" all the "mobs" inside, casting Frost Nova, then racing back out with the flag, using Rogues with crippling poison to cover their tracks.

    Seriously, if the only people these guys can recruit are MMORPG heads, then the world has less to fear.

    "Tonight we bring the war to the infidels and burn New York!"
    "Sorry, can't do that, I need to run BGs to get my new dagger"

  67. Scammers, Pedophiles, and Terrorists, Oh My! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all these bogeymen, 2nd Life is looking more and more like First Life all the time.

  68. Stupid FUD by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    OMG TEH TERRISTS R IN T3H TUBES!!

    Most. Ridiculous. Piece. Of. FUD. I've. Read. In. At. Least. Three. Days.

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  69. Real point by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    Just a rationalization to monitor people using WOW and Second Life. Pretty soon they'll have an excuse to monitor anyone they want because of some affliation. Does anyone remember the Red Scare days when just subscribing to certain mainstream magazines was enough to get you under suspicion? The current administration are a bunch of freedom hating facistist that want the dirt on everyone possible. Knowledge is power and they want intel on everyone they see as a threat. That includes most Americans. If they're addicted to WOW I'd say the threat from those terrorist has been neutralized. Better to try to get more hooked on it then we can bargin with them for a few million in on-line gold than billions in repartions for all damage done by the war.

  70. good luck to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US army is the mob which is by far the most outpowered of the game. It also aggros too easily and then attacks any faction present. It has even been seen travelling to far away maps and then attack other factions as well with no connexion to whoever aggroed it.
    It should be nerfed as it removes all fun to the game.

  71. TSA by Gojaroo · · Score: 0

    OMG, we gotta TSA screen everyone before getting on the Goblin Zeppelins.

  72. FPS war simulations by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I'd be more concerned about Battlefield 2, Call of Duty, or some other games which are closer to actual battle scenes. But even they aren't close to reality; In these games, committing suicide for the cause (ramming a c4'd car into a tank) works because you respawn 10 seconds later.

  73. Some Researchers Take This Seriously by miller60 · · Score: 3, Informative
    In his book about MMOs ("Synthetic Worlds") researcher and "virtual economist" Edward Castronova predicted that terrorists could use virtual worlds as meet-ups for planning and training purposes. The possibility has been discussed at the TerraNova gameblog (with plenty of skepticism) as well as MetaSecurity, which tracks extremist behavior within games and the "security implications of virtual worlds." The guy who runs MetaSecurity, Roderick Jones, has published some research on terrorism and MMOs at a site called MetaTerror.

    Yeah, it seems goofy and far-fetched, but there seems to be no end of surprises about the way folks interact in/with virtual worlds.

    1. Re:Some Researchers Take This Seriously by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      True, Second Life provides an environment that allows large groups to virtually assemble. We have seen this already as some college classes are being held in Second Life these days. What most people find laughable is the notion that MMO's like WoW could be used to train terrorists in things like hand to hand combat:

      Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments.

      Obviously Mr. Zuccato has never played WoW. The weapons in WoW are nothing like the real world weapons. I used to have a sword in WoW that was as large as my character. Also the combat is nothing like the real world. You can't cast spells or taunts in the real world.

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    2. Re:Some Researchers Take This Seriously by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      If there is way for people to communicate, what is stopping terrorists using them? It is not like they have 5 legs our a 3 hands!

    3. Re:Some Researchers Take This Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In an un-related news, many MUD servers have been raided near Tehran!

    4. Re:Some Researchers Take This Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Online gaming is a great way to operate.

      It is serious. The primary job of a company officer is to recruit agents. Agent is synonymous for anyone who has anything to offer on the table, or under neither it. During the last cold war, it took lots of recourses to train CIACO (C.I.A. Clandestine Operations) officers. Often they were able to pay for themselves after becoming well established in their TOA (Theater of Operations). The initial start up however has always been extremely costly -- often because a human intel op. -will- have to burn officers in order to have a chance of an officer not only stick around, but also acquire agents -- in other words, lots of newbie causalities -- many of which are often turned.

      So, the Formula is close to this:

      Lose a couple officers + build up logistics(computers, weapons & munitions, OB (operations base), etc) + lots of disposable assets (lots of liquidity) + self, and assisted extraction options for Officers, Agents, F-nationals, etc.

      Now, picture a relatively small overt cell. It will not have a lot of resources -- those are saved for the covert, and currently in combat (forgot the acronym XD). What is cheaper? The last cold war foothold model, or a collectors edition WoW box (2x SN's) and a long term account threw Iran, Soudi, Beirut, etc. I'm pretty darn sure it is easier to afford an MMO. Also, you'd be surprised with the staff in Irvine. Its a 50/50 chance weather any of the GM's on a US server at any point in time speak anything other than El Espaniol, English, or other western European or -popular- Asian language. The GM's work relative steady hours. Its a no brainer to jump onto the google hack DB and find someone who has posted a work-schedual.

      Play during certain hours + keep your time of day, and length of time played variant + log from A) multiple access points, B) a rather well secured facility like Mosad (I Miss-spelled it on purpose) or DPRK's SF devisions own. That is why Fort Mead exists. Forget the wiretapping, I bet +90% of system resources are spent trolling the net. If I were a company man, I'd go for Domestic CIACO and work in the "Golf Ball."

      Anyway, if anyone is interest, stop in on a International Studies class near you and take an electronic security threat analysis class. Its good cook with cool beans.

  74. I knows where Osama is being Kept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're keeping Osama in Old Ironforge! Let's go ZERG him!

  75. Eh, let them train in WoW... by wuie · · Score: 1

    If the terrorists get dependent on constant heals, Power Word: Shield, and their felguards to win in combat, then they're only crippling themselves.

    Noobs.

  76. Good news! by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    The US Army has been training heavily by playing Counter-Strike, so the free world should be safe.

    1. Re:Good news! by GnuDiff · · Score: 1

      What about their America's Army itself?

  77. I can picture the scene now: by Multiplet_Higgs · · Score: 1

    M: So 007, I see from our logs you spend most of last month playing second life.

    007: I was... uhhhh looking for terrorists - yes that's it they're using second life to train. And World of Warcraft, in fact I plan to spend next month doing a detailed survey of their training techniques, so if the department could see it's way clear to paying for my account...

  78. Not the Liberation Army of Second Life? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is on top of the Second Life Liberation Army.

    Splitters!

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  79. Realistic Weapons in WoW???? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Who sells them? Do they require fraction reputation? Can I grind to get them or are they boss drops? Can an egnineer or Jeweler upgrade them and what about invisibility-detection? Do they work in cat or bear form?

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  80. This isn't that far fetched... by Lifyre · · Score: 1

    It's a pretty stupid idea if the terrorists are going to run around blowing stuff up and taking people's airplanes, but there is no reason that should be the case. Second Life, WoW and other MMO's could very easily be a recruitment tools but not for traditional terrorist training activities. What about cyber terrorism? You get enough of them together and you don't need more than a couple tech savvy individuals to lead the groups, the rest of the mindless automatons just execute the actions/code they're given... That could actually be a pretty nasty terrorist attack if you hit the right areas. You start out trying to cheat in MMO's which, while not a perfect parallel, is pretty good training for trying to circumvent security measures in many programs. If you can cheat successfully in WoW and not get caught by the authorities you should have the basics at least of where to start working on something a little more serious. Don't put your blinders on just because in the past it's been all about explosives... That's almost as dumb as ignoring the warnings about people flying planes into buildings because someone hasn't done it yet.

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    1. Re:This isn't that far fetched... by RY · · Score: 1

      Using MMO's for training is not that far fetched. I SL there are builds of real cities. Building a realistic simulation of a building or facility is easy. The military has for years used sandboxes for battle training. SL is nothing more than an electronic sandbox. More detail could be put into a SL sandbox like accurate photos of buildings down to floor plans and the interior colors. The environment is a good way to train people for a particular mission. Individuals could virtually walk through a building many times before actually going into the real building to commit terrorism.

    2. Re:This isn't that far fetched... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1
      Interesting points (though whether or not 'cyberterrorism' is actually viable is a debate I will not touch upon here). That said:

      That's almost as dumb as ignoring the warnings about people flying planes into buildings because someone hasn't done it yet.
      Well yes, the end of 'Debt of Honor' could be interpreted as a warning. Laying that aside for the moment, someone has used an airplane itself as a weapon. Quite a few someones have, actually. Does the word 'kamikaze' not ring a bell...?
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    3. Re:This isn't that far fetched... by Lavene · · Score: 1

      What about cyber terrorism? You get enough of them together and you don't need more than a couple tech savvy individuals to lead the groups, the rest of the mindless automatons just execute the actions/code they're given... That could actually be a pretty nasty terrorist attack if you hit the right areas Oh my... you mean they can sort of log on to a server, create their own space (or 'room') where they can hang out, chat and learn to 'hack'? Yeah, this is surly a brand new thing!
    4. Re:This isn't that far fetched... by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      New no... just a new place to do it is all... I didn't say it was novel just that it could be legit.

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    5. Re:This isn't that far fetched... by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      Ok... done it here. They don't get that globalisation is more than just the economy... And yes the viability of cyberterrorism is not a debate I'm interested in... I work in IT for the military but we can still do our job even if they somehow manage to kill the entire series of tubes...

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  81. The Incredible Machine! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    I bet TIM would be a good terrorist training tool. Maybe then the best-in-class doctors would be able to build a working detonator?

    Seriously, SL & WoW for training? Don't scare me much. I'd be more worried about a terrorist who did his trained using TIM and CounterStrike. OldSkool and dangerous!

    On a serious note: Iraq has become a big terrorist training camp, breeding mean-ass terrorists with practical knowledge in wreaking havoc, mass murder and killing GI's.

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  82. HA HA HA... by UID30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and it's not even April 1.

    *Terrorist #1: "What do you mean I have a squid on my face?"
    *Terrorist #2: screw this guys. we don't even have a prophet in our group. i'm going fishing.

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  83. Bluring of Virtual and REAL by posys · · Score: 1

    Tech.Luver/Nick/Natalie, you make some serious points re: REAL groups using virtual worlds to recruit REAL people, perhaps for REAL endeavors.

    The line between the "real" and virtual worlds really is beginning to blur.

    It must be hard to continue making great points like this as a writer when so little has changed over the centuries in the "real world", besides technology that is.

    Another thing that has not changed since ancient times are the REASONS REAL PEOPLE do what they do to get by. REASONS both REAL and imagined, but with REAL RESULTS on everyone else.

    Consider that little has changed since Roman times except the "speed" of communication and transportation.

    Everything else has stayed the same, same mind games being played convincing people to accept their lots, or to justify why some can force others into their fates via one mechanism or another etc etc ad nauseum.

    What would you say if someone were to tell you that we are headed for a sociological change like none ever experienced before, making most of the ho-hum, rehashed, remashed social, heard it all before, human condition, political, finance, government etc, stories a thing of the past ?

    Please consider the following precipice humanity is teetering on.

    Teetering in a great way, we should say, since where we will be "falling" is a place that we have never, as a human race, experienced before.

    For eons, humans have figured out ways to get other humans to do what they did not want to do themselves. [makes sense]

    The game continues today, and no matter what anyone says, it is an ugly business and lots of mind games are involved.

    For a while it was called slavery, at other times it was called serfdom, today it is called "not being in the upper class".

    This occurred for many reasons, but perhaps the most important reason being that, UNTIL NOW, there simply was no other way for some to experience a life worth living without FORCING others, through various mechanisms, to live a life NOT worth living, without some serious self-deception that is.

    We say until now because, NEVER before was it possible for something other than other humans, and systems of humans, to serve another group of elite humans, as well as humans have.

    NOW we have TRUE ROBOTS, not the human kind which have toiled for eons.

    These REAL ROBOTS, and A/I Expert Computer Systems, can do everything real humans servants have done, including the "Professionals" such as CPAs, Doctors, Lawyers, Journalists etc, and without complaining, rebelling, lying, backstabbing cheating etc.

    Problem is the old system has so much momentum, and 90% of the humans alive today are essentially the elite human's servants, whether they realize it or not, that to reverse, or decompress this situation will cause tremendous cognitive dissonance in the masses, even some of the elite wont understand it.

    Whole classes and subclasses of people have organically existed and been molded as servants to the current system and its upper elite, that many of them would not even no what freedom tasted like, it could be argued, and some would even rebel against their own emancipation, this is how great a change IS COMING.

    Virtual Worlds will be an even bigger part of the world to come and can help us improve the real world.

    To read more please visit: http://teaminfinity.com/robo_wageless_hsls_dn2 I can be reached here and would love to hear your thoughts Lore: sysop@TeamInfinity.com

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    1. Re:Bluring of Virtual and REAL by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      "Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

    2. Re:Bluring of Virtual and REAL by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension is the soul of... umm... not making an ass of yourself on Slashdot by totally misinterpreting the point of someone's post.

      I guess it's clear, that I'm no Shakespeare.

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    3. Re:Bluring of Virtual and REAL by posys · · Score: 1

      . -better ?

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  84. srsly u guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol how i mine 4 sarcasm?

    Seriously, I can't say what is more hilarious;

    The inherent sarccasm
    or
    that people are taking this seriously.

  85. Two words - Shatter Point by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    What are some of the first things you do once you get to Outlands, bomb throwing on the Path of Glory to name one.

    The Gryphon bombing run is repeatable. Quick, round up everyone who has done that quest more than a couple of times.

  86. Only one way to stop them... by dbrecht · · Score: 2, Funny

    Salzman from Accounting saw this day coming... We must use the Sword of a Thousand Truths!!!

  87. Terrorst Eats at McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (API) The old saying, "An army marches on it's stomach," is also true in asymetric warfare. During the critical months leading up to a terrorist attack, the average terrorist requires hundreds of meals. It's been discovered that some terrorists are getting these meals from McDonalds. . .

  88. US Military: They've got their own games. Really. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    In case all the gamers out there don't bother reading a little trade news once in a while, it's worth mentioning that there are plenty of people putting together and actively supporting MMOG-ish things specifically for use by raised-on-games-generation recruits, and others. The training derived from time spent on these systems isn't so you can shoot straighter, or be able to run longer with an 80-pound pack on. It's so that when you actually do walk down a street or into a building with a particular purpose in mind, under some specific circumstances, you can tap into the deja-vu like power of having already DONE something like that before. Military people use such systems to make it easier for people about to be deployed to "see" what a crowded market looks like, and to have a sense of what it's like to remember where your hummer is parked, or where your team medic is in a crowd, etc., or how to parse crowd body language.

    Think you might have a little trouble operating comfortably in a large group of western people in an urban setting as you go about casing a building or trying to meld in? SL or whatnot may not be a proper simulation, but it can take away the novelty of having to digest unfamiliar circumstances while still staying focused on what you're trying to accomplish. It's not any different than playing paintball as a way to learn how to think in evasive/predatory terms... doesn't make you better with a machine gun, or necessarily as fit as newly minted Marine, but helps.

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  89. I can see it now by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Achmed carefully approached the ThePresident, careful not to generate aggro by getting too close. He sighted his blunderbus and used Hunters Mark to designate his target. The time was right, so he unleashed his Snow Leopard on one of the Secret Service Agents. Distracted by the Leopard the Agent moved to give Achmed a clear shot, so Achmed unleashed Serpent Sting on firing his load at ThePresident.....

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  90. Another rep grind by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

    Well, we've got a while before we have to worry. To get good enough gear to really hurt us, they're going to have to grind Crimson Jihad rep for months, not to mention Iranian Expedition rep if they intend to have any decent AOE gear.

  91. SL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well withing gambling being banned they need SOMETHING to keep users from leaving in droves.
    oh and you can find droves in shoppes right next to the naughty body parts, but they're exorbitantly expensive :-D

  92. WoW is still a FANTASY game, right? by Erskin · · Score: 1

    From TFA (emphasis added):

    Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments.

    I'm afraid the article lost all credibility with me after reading that bit.

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    1. Re:WoW is still a FANTASY game, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've got the Orb of Lorica, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

  93. Make Lemonade by JustJim0183 · · Score: 1

    Instead of generating a lot of FUD why don't the CT folks view this as an opportunity? insert a sniffer, track these bozo's back to their machines and listen in to their cyber-converstaions? That way they might even develop some real intelligence (I know that seems to be an oxymoron where these folks are concerned) rather then get everyone upset that MMO's might be some kind of surrogate training camp for terrs.

  94. Here is the Actual video they made From Secondlife by mackermacker · · Score: 1

    Laugh all you want, but the terrorists are making video's. Someone captured this off SecondLife, and somethingaweful picked it up. Is is a really interesting look into the mind of a terrorist though. Scary.

    Please note it is a little disturbing though (nsfw). Video is at the end of the page: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari /second-life-sucks.php

  95. Wouldn't the best game for training terrorists... by sacremon · · Score: 1

    ...be America's Army? Realistic weapons, realistic scenarios, realistic combat. All provided by the US Army.

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  96. It finally makes sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering why I couldn't find any Orb of Deception or Super Sapper Charge on AH.

  97. USA's Virtual Embassy in Danger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does USA have a virtual embassy in second life, like Sweden does?

    Maybe they should prepare in case someone bombs them? E.g. in the style of Serious Sam that game is just full of suicide bombers.

  98. I knew it! by analog_line · · Score: 1

    The terrorists are colluding with the Dark Iron dwarves to blow up the Loch Modan damn! It had bin Laden's fingerprints all over it from day one, and now it's proven.

  99. How to annoy Islamic Terrorists in WoW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name your Hunter's pet boar "Mohammed" Make a video for the net featuring decapitated heads from your quests Tailor a burqa wardrobe for those blood elf and night elf females Hide explosives in the wagon outside the AH in Stormwind Kill all the wine and spirit merchants The AFK guys in Alterac Valley are actually praying towards Mecca (For the Horde) Raid the Stormwind Cathedral. Leave no survivors.

  100. The new search for terrorism! by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    GWB_TheDecider says hlp ne1! were find Osama need hlp w raid!

  101. A Training Camp For: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    these WAR CRIMINALS.

  102. Wake me when they plant the bomb by cosinezero · · Score: 1


    Lemme know when they show up on counterstrike... I've been waiting a looonnnng time to play against a good T team.

  103. LOLwhut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you actually read the article, you'll find that WoW isn't mentioned as being an actual source of terrorist activity.. Only that they 'could.' Well, they 'could' use EVE Online. WoW is popular, so it is used. Lawdy lawdy, Save us from da Internets!

  104. LEEROY JENKINS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought I heard someone scream "LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!" In that last car bomb video on the news.

  105. Trial balloon by Nanassi · · Score: 1

    Whenever we hear such unsubstantiated, and unsubstantiatable, speculation of "what the terrorists are doing now that should cause FUD", we usually just laugh. Terrorists, in Second Life? You have got to be kidding.

    Sometimes, though, we pause, consider the speculation, and some of us sometimes even buy it. And those speculations seem to make it to the mainstream news, creating FUD there. But when we howl at these howlers (sorry, had to, Harry Potter is still on the brain), derisively mock them for their illogic and their lack of evidence, these speculations nearly always die.

    Causal link? Probably not. But there's still a correlation. And if I can laugh this sort of stuff into silence, and get back to some real progress (in society, in technology, in science) and some real news, all the better.

  106. How so? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    The lemming attack exists because it's a no-cost scenario, so everyone involved is willing to go for it, no matter how stupid the plan.

    A suicide bomber, on the other hand, may not care about their life, but they care about spending it well, not just throwing it away. Additionally, not everyone has it in them to be a suicide bomber...You have to be willing, not just to kill yourself, but to kill yourself and take a bunch of people with you at the same time. You have to be able to overcome all kinds of fear and stress, or you have to be completely without hope of any kind. That is nothing you're going to get out of a video game.

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    1. Re:How so? by Xanthis · · Score: 1

      You have to be able to overcome all kinds of fear and stress, or you have to be completely without hope of any kind. That is nothing you're going to get out of a video game. You must never have been in any pickup groups in WoW.
    2. Re:How so? by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      I have. And they often make me want to kill myself, preferably taking several (specific) people out with me...

  107. Re:And the OLPC will be used for guerilla warfare. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Screw that. They'd honestly be better off in the long run to put that stuff plus some propaganda on the OLPC systems, then give them to the kids. That's the really scary part. If the wrong people handle the OLPC machines between the project sending them and the kids receiving them, it gives every kid in some town in Libya or Pakistan a chance to carry and spread al Qaeda propaganda. At the same time, though, those kids might still be able to get onto the Net and make their own information choices even if the laptops were compromised.

  108. This is getting ridiculous. by moxley · · Score: 1

    You've got to be fucking kidding me

    Boy...They'd better pull out some digital eye wool for their digital politicians and pass a second life PATRIOT ACT....

    Oh wait..this game is supposed to be fun - what do you do when your digital life starts to have all the 'fun" of your regular life (taxes, restrictive unconstitutional "laws," torture)?

  109. What about Jack Bauer? by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    Clearly to defeat a threat from a imaginary source, we need to send in not some lawyer but another imaginary hero of mythical proportions! Besides, I bet the machines in the CTU rock and will be easy for multi-boxing.

  110. Huh?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:
    "Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments."

    So wait.. the next terrorist attack will be with bows, powder-shot rifles and ridiculously large and unwieldy (by a non-Orc, anyway) swords? Don't forget they'll come riding up and flee on the backs of giant cats and robotic birds.

    Second Life being a potential training ground for terrorists is one thing - technically speaking, since you can buy land and do anything you want with it, you could indeed set up a mock environment and stage virtually anything. But WoW? Sounds like this Australian security company is just name dropping, honestly. They have absolutely no clue what they are talking about. None.

    And where were the reporters and editors on this? Did they check this crap out AT ALL? I'm seeing more and more of these completely bogus news stories on supposedly upstanding news/media outlets. Like, far worse than before.

    Sensationalist news for the win!

  111. What ever happened to critical thinking? by ocbwilg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just read the entire article from The Australian, and it was only slightly less amusingly inaccurate than the WoW quote from Kevin Zuccato. Unfortunately the "amusingly inaccurate" has quickly turned into frightening. Doesn't it scare you that someone who is in a position of political power and responsibility in "the war on terror" is willing to put their name next to such a laughably inaccurate statement? Is he truly that stupid, or is he just too lazy to bother checking facts? For that matter, what about his staffers? Or the reporter who took the quote, or the editor who gave it the OK for publishing? I mean, we're only talking about the most popular online game in the world here, I'm sure that there must have been an intern somewhere who's played it.

    Unfortunately, the lack of critical thinking didn't stop at the thought of sword-wielding orcs on gryphons attacking government buildings, the bits on Second Life weren't much better.

    The arguments basically come down to two things:

    1. They can launder money through Second Life.
    2. They can create elaborate simulations of locations in Second Life with which to practice operations.

    The problems with #2 are mostly obvious, i.e., you can't just whip up an accurate model of a government installation (or even a public location) without detailed information about that facility. That means lots of reconaissance, collation of data, etc. If you have all of the info needed to create a realistic simulation in Second Life, then you have all of the info needed to create a realistic simulation in any other environment/medium as well. The issue isn't Second Life, it's the recon data that the terrorists presumably would have. But the reality is that such data is hard to come by, at least in quantities sufficient to be truly useful. So we can just whip out the magical Internet box to fill in the blanks, and suddenly Second Life has gone from being a stupid waste of time to being a Terrorist Training Simulator (TM).

    Argument #1 actually does hold some water. It would certainly be possible to use Second Life to transfer funds from individuals in one location to another, or to even launder funds. But anything of the sort would have to happen in a very limited fashion on a very limited scale. Transferring $20,000 via Second Life is bound to attract a lot of attention. Transferring smaller amounts of money would probably be more successful, but also a lot less useful. And frankly, I'm not seeing Second Life as being any easier or more likely to be used for money laundering/xfers than other services like PayPal. But you know, it's that magical Internet box again so critical thinking has to go out the window.

    As to "three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups in Second Life", one has to wonder a little. What makes them elite jihadist groups as opposed to regular jihadist groups? Do they hog all the dungeon raids or something, or does it just make things sound scarier? And how to they know that there are three jihadi terrorists registered? Are they really jihadi terrorists who are trying to recruit for real-world damage? Or are they pimple-faced 14-year olds who just want to smash up bits of peoples' online virtual worlds and are role-playing terrorists as part of "the game"? After all, I doubt that the people playing as prostitutes in Second Life are actually really prostitutes. For that matter, I am confident that most of the "women" in Second Life are actually men, but I doubt that any significant portion of them are transvestites or transexuals.

    1. Re:What ever happened to critical thinking? by Grail · · Score: 1

      You can produce highly accurate maps, or details of architecture without having one specific person on the ground collecting all that information. I refer you to the Open Street Map project in the first instance, and Sea Dragon in the second. In the Sea Dragon demo, take special note of the discussion about Photosynth, where they construct a surface model of Notre Dame cathedral using hundreds of photos from Flickr.

      So how does this apply to Second Life? Well... take the smarts behind Photosynth, the multi-author sythesis of maps from Open Street Map, the shared envrionment of Second Life where multiple people can contribute tiny pieces to one project, and you end up with a means to produce highly detailed maps of places you want to explore. Is it really that great a leap to presume that some groups might be organising this kind of activity? Is it possible to make models of buildings and cities in Second Life that have exactly the detail you need to plan your special operation? Is the detail you need something that you can put into a public space and not raise too much curiosity?

      On the other side of the argument - why would terrorists go and set up their own virtual worlds (the hosting! think of the hosting!) when they can use someone else's virtual world, where the work they do adding features into the game is expected as part of the social contract of that game world?

      In World of Warcraft, they can work on training the organisational structure. Everyone who has run a raiding guild knows that it's almost like running a business. You train in recruitment, skills, discipline, project planning, dispbursment of funds, resource planning, supervision and follow up reporting. Again, why would they go to a special "terrorist only" space when they can practice these skills where they are expected to have them? Why invest in all the traceable hardware using traceable funds, when they can just be part of a world where all the stuff they want to learn is already expected to happen?

      No, I don't expect that terrorists will be trying to fly netherdrakes into buildings any time soon. If you can dismiss that part of the report talking about "World of Warcraft" and "realistic weapons", and accept that these virtual worlds provide excellent grounds for training specific skills, then the whole idea of "terrorists r in UR raid, setting U up the bomb" becomes a little more believable.

      Then you have to start asking questions like... "how can we distinguish would-be terrorists from the normal populace in these virtual worlds?"

    2. Re:What ever happened to critical thinking? by RowanS · · Score: 1

      As to "three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups in Second Life", one has to wonder a little.
      If there are three terrorists and two groups there must be a lot of cross membership.
    3. Re:What ever happened to critical thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes them elite jihadist groups as opposed to regular jihadist groups?" Obiviously you don't know the difference between "133t" and "n00b", n00b.
    4. Re:What ever happened to critical thinking? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      For that matter, I am confident that most of the "women" in Second Life are actually men, but I doubt that any significant portion of them are transvestites or transexuals.

      I am actually a man, but for some time, I was a woman on Second Life. Your confidence is well-placed. That doesn't stop us from having hot lesbian sex though.

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  112. FIREBOLT! by Gabbermatt · · Score: 0

    I swear, I will car bomb the first towel-wearing psycho I hear yelling "FIREBOLT!" on the streets.

    Golden Rule: Jihad onto others before they Jihad onto you.

  113. BREAKING I got a real training mission here! by im+just+cannonfodder · · Score: 1

    please tell the fbi that these dudes are hardcore 9/11 wannabes!

    7 and 8 are welp groups!!! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3713 now youre going to dps very slowly!

    but there are real terrorists here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448 192753501

  114. Sure, you laugh now. by cno3 · · Score: 1

    But when the next major city's building is downed by a pack of giant floating hot pink phalli, they'll be saying "I told you so".

  115. Overheard after an SL terrorist training mission: by The+Damned+Yankee · · Score: 1
    IRL dry run in progress, via warrentless wiretap, of course:

    "Abort! Abort! I can't conjure prims out of thin air! And Azif didn't give me the ten bucks I need to upload the texture! Abort!"
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  116. Screenshot by CrazyKen · · Score: 0

    SS or it didn't happen...

  117. Bin Laden pulled Bush by jas_public · · Score: 1

    Bin Laden pulled Bush and trained him on Iraq?
    Damn griefer.

  118. wow by iamyourgod · · Score: 1

    So, is Osama and his thugs gonna be jumping around New York in their next attack, firing frost bolts and casting arcane explosions? Seriously . . .

  119. another day of stupid by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    *headpalm*

  120. Total Ruminant Evacuation by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    REAL terrorists - not the wannabes that the FBI and Scotland Yard keep nabbing these days - train in real camps, not online. They use live ammo and construct real bombs. There's no other way to learn. You have to actually fire weapons, you have to actually recon a live target to detect the security patterns in use, etc. Only an idiot would rely on a simulation of a target that could easily miss critical details that would matter in a real operation.

    The notion that the minor disruption of Al Qaeda's camps in Afganistan has forced them into using virtual simulators is complete nonsense. You can go practically anywhere in Afghanistan, Pakistan, indeed, throughout the Middle East and South Asia and find plenty of places to set up a small camp where you can train. You don't need a Camp Pendleton for this stuff. All you need is some empty space free from neighbors who will report you to the authorities - or you need bribed authorities, which is not hard to find in many countries.

    And the notion that somebody is going to use "virtual bucks" to transfer operational funds is utterly brain dead. The Middle East has more than enough mechanisms for the untraceable movement of funds. They don't need to use some computer game to do it. That's idiotic.

    Anybody with any knowledge of real terrorism knows this story is complete bunk.

    These are "wannabe terrorist" hackers - the terrorist equivalent of "script kiddies."

    The story is intended to justify regulating the Internet and fanning the "terror scare" flames, nothing more.

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  121. WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the fk can WoW be used to train terrorists? Does whatever "government intelligence" agency that pulled this one out of its ass seriously believe that fantasy is reality? Tell me how grinding for bears, collecting cloth to raise tailoring skill, casting spells, hitting things with swords and ... oh fk it, I'm about to have a Lewis Black moment. Wait! I think I know, WoW teaches cooperation and how to work as a team but so does high school football, the boy scouts and my employers weekly management team building exercises. Damn! Now I just told them where to look next. Look out B.S.A that kid that finished his nuclear energy merit badge is going to blow us up! Look out (small town high school) Your stat quarterback is going to run the nuke (built by the eagle scout) past the Infernals into the Black Temple and take out Illidan Stormrage. The IT department management team figured out how to do it all digitally!

    GIVE ME A BREAK!

    -iSpy23

  122. And in the next room... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Sorry sir. This is antiterrorhype. Terrorhype always seem to point people here. Logic and reason exist somewhere in between.

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    1. Re:And in the next room... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but how can something that should be the normal state (i.e. the absence of terrorism) be hyped?

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    2. Re:And in the next room... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. I've seen (at least here on Slashdot) so many posts dismissing the threat of terrorism entirely as FUD from power-hungry politicians, which is ironic given that in the process they are spreading FUD themselves about the threat of power-hungry politicians.

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    3. Re:And in the next room... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's easy to dismiss a threat that's not there. And, bluntly, for me it isn't. Even if there was such a threat, there is nothing you can do to avoid it directly. The whole nature of terrorism depends on it being impossible to defend against. Saying you're doing this or that to avoid being the target of a terrorist attack is bs'ing yourself.

      All you can do is behaving in a way to make you no target in the first place. Once a terrorist has decided that you are a target, you're dead. How do you want to defend against someone whose primary target is to eliminate you, with his own survival being only secondary to that, while not being able to determine that he is actually your hitman before he strikes?

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    4. Re:And in the next room... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell, there's a slim threat of terrorism. It's not particularly great, but it's there. It can be made slightly thinner by sacrificing some civil liberties (a point that some slashdotters fail to grasp). Instituting a national ID system would cut the danger of terrorism, but the threat was so small to begin with, and the benefits are so meagre that it wouldn't be worth the privacy violation. All this doesn't matter to some people. They don't care about their privacy nearly as much as they care that they are completely 100% safe from the bad guys (a silly notion). I also can't say that I'm surprised that people aren't looking at the terrorism issue from a probability versus potential damage angle. This is a society that plays lottery after all.

      Besides, all of this is completely beside my point: that people are spreading FUD about FUD-spreading politicians.

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    5. Re:And in the next room... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a way for complete security. Making 1984 real. We have the technology, we can build it. But is it worth it? Even then, the book already shows us that there is no such thing as absolute surveillance. Granted, it's a novel, not a history fact book. But how can you get 100% security? The only way is to imprison everyone. That's basically what would be necessary. Put everyone behind bars and keep him from interacting with anyone else. Is that a solution? Well, it does give you 100% security. If a potential attacker cannot get to you, and if he has no weapons that reach beyond the reach of his arms, he cannot attack you.

      And that the nation plays lottery should already tell you that people don't know jack about probability. If they did, they wouldn't play.

      A better parallel would be insurances. Insurances, like lottery, are based on the fact that you pay more than, on average, damages cost. You have 1000 people, 1 person suffering damages of 100.000 bucks the insurance should cover, so those 1000 people have to pay 1100 bucks each for an insurance. Will they pay? Sure they will. 1100 bucks is something they can afford, 100k isn't.

      The difference is that I can decide whether I want an insurance or whether I want to take the risk. I cannot decide that the DHS shouldn't "protect" me.

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  123. Fight them in there ... by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

    I guess now we have to fight them in side our computers - or they'll follow us home and then we have to fight here.

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  124. Hope this guy never finds out about... by DoChEx · · Score: 1

    Counterstrike. This really is a great way to learn team coordination skills. One group I knew were big into researching real-world tactics and applying them in game. It was funny as sometimes they would dance like bees as their teamspeak server was down, got to do some'n to replace hand gestures.

    Seems like everybody in power these days is paranoid???

  125. WoW ... no just /yawn by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 1

    Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments Oh I nearly /laugh at the hysterical comment there. Has this Zuccato ever played WoW ?
    While some of the hunters might wish for a Grand Marshal's Hand Cannon, lets face it the majority of us are happy with a 1H mace and a dagger (if you can double-weild).

    So /rude to Zuccato and probably /fart as well.

    for the non-WoW player some "gestures" can be carrried out by using / commands
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  126. Eve online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd play Eve Online if I was them. It's very communication intensive, and the fleet battles include a lot of reconnaissance and tactics, it's a constant flow of decisions and giving exact and even complex orders. Also, you can bring on hundreds of people to the same place, I've once seen a blob of several thousands of people working in coordinated manner (alliances, corporations, distrinct special groups). You need to build command channels and stuff like that or it wont work.

    Plus, in Eve everything *is* PVP. There's no one single thing of that game that would exist for non-PVP. There are safenets such as braindead "missions to run for money" to assist you in getting back on your feet for PVP though. In EVE you can lose practically everything. Your ship gets destroyed, it's gone, and some of them take even months or even years to get a hold of! Also you can (if you don't know your stuff) lose some of your experience and in-game character's abilities. This all is important because it changes your attitude towards the game. It's a real rush when you get hunted by someone larger and stronger than you and when you have to use all your skills to stay alive.

  127. CS by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    Actually when I got into CS I was just used to mindless jump in and shoot games. After playing long enough, I was much better at tactical group maneuvers such as providing cover fire while advancing, "slicing the pie," using distractions and finding good concealment. It also completely changed the way I look at hard and soft cover - shooting through weak cover makes a world of difference. ...the only downside was that with the same maps always being used, people had psychic sense for where to shoot to take out hiding enemies, which was only mitigated by doing silly things like standing atop exit signs above doorways (cs_backalley) or in the middle of hanging neon signs (de_vegas,) or doing big silly arial John Woo style jump-outs while shooting so you don't get your head shot through an opaque wall while hiding, haha...

    But seriously though, any team that could even work half-assed as a team - or even had three members who had it together - would usually walk all over the other guys if they weren't as coordinated. I've also played WoW - Target enemy. Use damage-over-time spell, use instant damage spells, run up and beat on them. Not exactly a technique I see many terrorists using, haha

  128. Does that mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean I shouldn't have accepted that quest form the guy in robes standing outside the high school property. But he was holding up a yellow exclamation mark over his head!

    Oh screw it - I don't need the faction points.

    [Abandon Quest]