On the contrary your comment was of its essence. It must be a real drag to walk around in a fog all the time not even knowing what drives your own thoughts. Go back home. I'm sure things will appear much clearer to you among your own people and culture however backward and unenlightened that may be.
Indeed the optimizers in the RDBMS's can only go so far before they start being stupid. Pity that. It drives firms to adopt denormalized (or worse yet, never normalized in the first place) schemas for data mining and reporting purposes when simply breaking down the query into separate components would suffice.
Always use the letters i,j,k, and l as loop counters! These were always automatically typed as ints by the Fortran compiler back in 1965. It's a tradition worth keeping.
Death to Hungarian notation! In fact, Death to any capital letters at all in variable names!
Anyone who relies on the absolute accuracy of obsolete diagrams for system maintenance is an idiot. Early on in my career I decided not to work on maintenance projects. I either talked management into total re-writes or just worked on brand new apps. I got rich doing it. Sweating/complaining about co-workers skills is a waste of time and can be detrimental to your career.
If you aren't good enough politically or technically to always work on new stuff maybe you should think about changing careers.
Ah, it looks like I'm the one who hit a politically correct nerve in your brainwashed skull. If you think not understanding the meaning of words is a mere grammar error then you should get on the first plane back to wherever you came from.
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On the contrary your comment was of its essence. It must be a real drag to walk around in a fog all the time not even knowing what drives your own thoughts. Go back home. I'm sure things will appear much clearer to you among your own people and culture however backward and unenlightened that may be.
Indeed the optimizers in the RDBMS's can only go so far before they start being stupid. Pity that. It drives firms to adopt denormalized (or worse yet, never normalized in the first place) schemas for data mining and reporting purposes when simply breaking down the query into separate components would suffice.
If you're so desperate and unintelligent that you can't find an example on your own
Hahahahaha! You can't even substantiate your own ridiculous statements.
I haven't backed off jack shit as your lack of a concrete example shows. I certainly easily nailed you as an obvious fifth columnist Asian invader.
Discrimination is the hallmark of the civilized mind.
"best" practices. Stop reading Gartner.
and distribute it to all my friends!
Always use the letters i,j,k, and l as loop counters! These were always automatically typed as ints by the Fortran compiler back in 1965. It's a tradition worth keeping.
Death to Hungarian notation! In fact, Death to any capital letters at all in variable names!
It's not up to a junior programmer to be requesting new features. STFU and get back to work!
If it ain't broke don't "fix" it. Documentation is ALWAYS out of date.
Someone mod this up to funny!
Temp tables can also make queries run faster especially when confronted with a single three pages long SQL statement.
Anyone who relies on the absolute accuracy of obsolete diagrams for system maintenance is an idiot. Early on in my career I decided not to work on maintenance projects. I either talked management into total re-writes or just worked on brand new apps. I got rich doing it. Sweating/complaining about co-workers skills is a waste of time and can be detrimental to your career.
If you aren't good enough politically or technically to always work on new stuff maybe you should think about changing careers.
you fail to understand the meaning of meaning itself
Ah, just as I supposed, a filthy Hindu then.
Apparently neither do you. :-)
I've back tracked on exactly nothing. Go back to China or Bangladesh or whichever hell-hole you crawled out of with your fake degree.
It's English with a capital "E." And questioning the "rules" is what we rulers do.
I never intended that sentence to literally mean that people generally "wore" a smartphone.
And yet that's what you wrote. You also misused the word grammar. You are obviously not a native speaker. Get The Fuck Out you dirty wog.
Ah, it looks like I'm the one who hit a politically correct nerve in your brainwashed skull. If you think not understanding the meaning of words is a mere grammar error then you should get on the first plane back to wherever you came from.
"You pointed out a grammatical error caused by a mistranslation."
Jesus, you don't even know what the word "grammar" even means.
"Mistranslation?" Go back to India you fucking wog!
I defended what I meant, not my grammatical mistake.
Your mistake was not grammatical. It was an error of fact.
Does your boss know you are spending time flaming and trying to defend your own idiocy on Slashdot?
Get back to work!
you actually think "wearing" a cellphone is a real thing?
Obviously not since I corrected your absurd statement to that effect.
You ad hominem attacks just keep digging you deeper into that hole.
You defended the patently absurd statement that "it is meant to be worn all the time."
Except the majority of the time, they *do* carry them when away from home.
You said "worn" not carry. You were refuted and exposed as a Google fanboi.
Stop lying and stop posting drivel.
Nice try, no cigar. You are the archetypal Slashdot fanboi.