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  1. AHA!!! Finger point... on Supreme Court Weakens Patents · · Score: 0

    Why this is a relative concept, and one which will provide an excuse to allow unscrupulous lawyers and courts to make millions potentially from every existing US patent, whether innovative or otherwise. Jobs for the boys. Why do I get the feeling I'm in the wrong business...

  2. AHA!!! Finger point... on Court Rules Playlist Customization Is Not Interactive · · Score: 0

    Clearly the moguls want to generate sufficienty long afferdavits, writs and court summaries in terms of readable length so that only someone who can afford a vast team of highly trained hassidic lawyers can afford to trade in music / video media at all. Exclusion Of Incidental, Consequential And Certain Other Damages. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Grindalf be liable for any special, incidental, indirect, or consequential damages whatsoever (including, but not limited to, damages for loss of profits or confidential or other information, for business interruption, for personal injury, for loss of privacy, for failure to meet any duty including of good faith or of reasonable care, for negligence, and for any other pecuniary or other loss whatsoever) arising out of or in any way related to the use of or inability to use this post, the provision of or failure to provide support services, or otherwise under or in connection with any provision of this exclusion, even in the event of the fault, tort (including negligence), strict liability, breach of contract or breach of warranty or any supplier, and even if Grindalf has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Jewish Curses Clause / Advisement The aforementioned party named above (by way of the "fingers crossed routine") hereby psychically indemnifies and protects his person, property, family and family estate against any jewish curses (hassidic or otherwise), no matter how the curses are delivered including but not limited to praying, writ or shouting in the street. This psychic indemnification and protection is invoked irrespective of which third party's assistance is sought including but not limited to rabbi (no matter how orthidox), deity or housecleaner. This also includes the use of third party religions and or deities. Limitation Of Liability And Remedies. Notwithstanding any damages that you might incur for any reason whatsoever (including without limitation, all damages referenced above and all direct or general damages), the entire liability of Grindalf under any provision of this limitation and your exclusive remedy for all of the foregoing (except for any remedy of repair or replacement elected by Grindalf with respect to any breach of the limited warranty shall be limited to the greater of the amount actually paid by you for this post or u.s.$1.00. The foregoing limitations, exclusions and disclaimers (including section above) shall apply to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, even if any remedy fails its essential purpose.

  3. Easy on Want To Work At Google? · · Score: 0

    Keep on on 6 month trial and pull the trap door if they don't knuckle under! Grinbert...

  4. Slippery Slope to Z OS on Qantas Ditches Linux for AIX · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Shut up, Linux is better than what you could write (or something).

  5. LINUX 2.6.21 on Linux Kernel 2.6.21 Released · · Score: 1

    Gulp, free BSD are getting behind...

  6. Phone on New Japanese Mobile Phones Detect Motion · · Score: 1

    That's great! You could actively monitor delta attitude and velocity vectors of the caller on the other telephone, for example...

  7. Flex on Adobe Open Sources Flex SDK Under MPL · · Score: 1

    Will this app let me run raw binaries on everyone elses machine?

  8. WOW on Student Attempting To Improve School Security Suspended · · Score: 1

    LEET LEET LEET LEET LEET K-Rad! I'll bet those lecturers were really cross...

  9. Therefore on MIT Dean of Admissions Resigns in Lying Scandal · · Score: 1

    If one US acedemic is lying about their qualifications, and a high profile one at that, it is wise to assume potentially ALL US acedemic personnel are lying about their qualifications as there is clearly no valid vetting process to prove otherwise. Is this a job for the NSA? hmmmm...

  10. A Beeg Lazr Wepon on DARPA Developing Defensive Plasma Shield · · Score: 1

    Meester Presiden, Unless you pay me 8 Bergillion USD by sundown....

  11. 6 D + 1T on Six-Dimensional Space-Time Theory · · Score: 1

    6 Dimentions, that means I'll have to rebuild this TARDIS from scratch!