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  1. Re:A suggestion for Gmail spam-fighting on Google Mail Servers Enable Backscatter Spam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (*) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    (*) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (*) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (*) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (*) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!

  2. Re:A Challenge on Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh of course. We stopped OOXML's ISO fast-tracking cold.

  3. Re:Does this mean on Scientists Discover Gene For Ruthlessness · · Score: 1

    Forget the SOB gene. What about the BOFH gene?

  4. Re:Damned if you do... on UK Banking Law Blames Customers For Insecure OS · · Score: 1

    Install clamav and you are good to go.

  5. Re:software is easier to "customize" than hardware on Dell Abandons Its Customization Roots · · Score: 1

    What's your point? You aren't going to be playing Civ4 on an 8 meg video card no matter what you do to your software.

  6. Re:Wow on Dell Abandons Its Customization Roots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember: The market is steadily moving towards laptops. And laptops are harder to custom-build.

  7. Re:Realistically on Microsoft Sets Three Week Deadline for Yahoo! In Public Letter · · Score: 1

    No, it's futile. Get it right.

  8. Re:Well, it was nice knowing you Yahoo... on Microsoft Sets Three Week Deadline for Yahoo! In Public Letter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Buying yahoo still won't turn their late entry into the web services* market into anything profitable. And the downside is? ;-)
  9. Re:Use != Take Over on Analyst Admits Open Source Will Quietly Take Over · · Score: 1

    Must be all the bad chunks.

  10. Good News on How Microsoft Plans To Get Its Groove Back With Win7 · · Score: 1

    If all applications need to be rewritten from scratch to be compatible, it should be just as easy porting to Linux/Mac as Windows 7.

  11. Re:Change is overrated on Microsoft Extends XP For Low-Cost Laptops · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That happens when you don't ask them to change for 7 years. People get comfortable.

  12. Re:Roadmap on Microsoft Extends XP For Low-Cost Laptops · · Score: 1

    I have seen no change in my system after SP1 (although I admit I haven't copied files around). I can't tell if SP1 did anything, good or bad.

  13. Re:Wow! Goldilocks it is. on Intermediate-Mass Black Hole Found In Omega Centauri · · Score: 1
    From GP:

    Now that we've found the most average,
  14. Re:Baby black hole on Intermediate-Mass Black Hole Found In Omega Centauri · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I like feeing it trolls. But more just keep popping up.

  15. Re:Repackaged shit on Upgrade Trick Still Present In Vista SP1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would you prefer they repackage it for more, like the RIAA wants to do?

  16. Re:caps? on Comcast Offers 50 Mbps Residential Speeds · · Score: 5, Funny

    42. Megabytes.

  17. Re:The new EU economic plan on EU's Anti-Trust Investigation of OOXML Continues · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is developed internationally and he lives in California now. And it is not owned and licenced by a corporation.

  18. Re:dear god! on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1

    Meh, Preferences have been like that for a while.

  19. Re:dear god! on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok, unusable is the wrong word. Ugly fits better. At least I can submit a post without opening a new tab now. And one is forced to preview the post.

  20. Re:pwndbyowneula tag. on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1

    It's not a ban. They just need to pay taxes on it now.

  21. Re:Obligatory on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1

    Asus can't make enough eeePCs to meet demand, other retailers are coming out with cheap linux desktop products, Linux is finally being offered as an alternative by system builders Who offers it besides Dell, some small OEMs (System76), and subnotebooks?
  22. Re:dear god! on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I concur. What were they thinking? This is almost as unusable as idle.slashdot.org

  23. Re:Obligatory on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1

    Oops. You said third, not first. Carry on.

  24. Re:Obligatory on Microsoft Told to Pay Tax on License Fee · · Score: 1

    Whiney Mac Fanboibeat you to it.

  25. Re:Haha this is pretty much a win on RIAA "Making Available" Theory Rejected · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is bittorrent for, except "further distribution"? And by announcing yourself to the tracker, your system is telling it what pieces of the file you have to distribute.