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  1. Re:ahem on Gamma Ray Anomaly Could Test String Theory · · Score: 0

    well sure, maybe. But that depends on whether he is actually a physicist. And if he is, is he really talking about anything or is he ranting about those stupid dog bone stickers on CD packaging or some other mundane bit of nothing that is sticking in his craw? I mean, that's 99% of all blogs anyhow.

    I have gone to many blogs hoping to read something informative only to find a paragraph of real content and then a bunch of retarded rants about stuff I don't care about. I guess I am ranting about ranting now, so I'll spare you.

  2. Re:ahem on Gamma Ray Anomaly Could Test String Theory · · Score: -1, Redundant

    what do bloggers know about string theory? Seriously? PUHLEEZE And can we stop talking about what the bloggers are saying? My word.

    And now for your poetry reading, or blog entry, or pathetic ramblings ....

    UVAZHAEMY CHITATEL!

    on April 26, 1986, in one hour 23 minutes 40 seconds chief shifts block No. 4 Alexander Akimov Chernobyl reactor ordered silence on the end of the day, held before the power to stop the planned repairs. The team placed in a calm working atmosphere, centralized control does not fix any safety or warning signal of the rejection of the reactor parameters or servers. Reactor Operator Leonid Toptunov withdrew buttons A3 cap protective against inadvertent mistake clicking, and pressed the button. This signal 187 rods reactor began to move down in the active zone. At mnemotablo fire light bulbs, and come in motion arrow signs of rods. Alexander Akimov, standing vpoloborota to Remote Management reactor, seen this, also saw that "traffic" indicators Unbalance AR metnulis "left" (his phrase), as it should be, a decrease reactor power, turned to a panel of security for who watched for a pilot.
    But beyond a thing not to predict and most unbridled imagination. After a small decline in the power reactor suddenly on the rise with increasing speed, there are alarms. L. Toptunov yelled an emergency increase in power. But do something, it was not in its power. All he could, made-controlled button A3, COR rods were active in the area. No other means at its disposal there. Yes, and all others. A. Akimov sharply yelled : "Glushi reactor! " Gbarpa to the desk and obestochil electromagnetic clutches drives rods. Step right, but futile. Indeed, the logic of COR, which is all the elements of logic, worked correctly, pins were in the area. It is now clear after clicking A3 action was not true, there was no means of salvation. Another logic refused!
    In short followed by two large explosions. Refills A3 stop traffic going through half way. They go nowhere.
    In one hour 23 minutes 47 seconds, the reactor was ruined as a result of thermal explosion caused by dispersing power to instant neutrons. This collapse, limit the catastrophe, which may be at Power Reactor. Her osmyslivali not, it is not prepared, no technical measures to localize to block and the station provided. No and organizational measures.
    Confusion about, bewilderment and a complete misunderstanding of what and how much has happened, not owned by us. Navalilis absolutely urgent cases, which replaced the head of all other thoughts.
    Looking back, I do not know how to say-long (it has been more than five years) or recent : Everything is still in front of you - is reasonable to say that we will do everything possible in the extreme conditions. More to do anything it can be useful. No panic, no psychosis, I do not observe. No individual is not an unauthorised left arm, leaving only on the order. All we got out of this test with serious injuries health for many fatal.
    It must be emphasized. These were professionals, clearly aware of the danger in the environment. Do not walk away. While acknowledging the skills, courage, self-sacrifice on the brink of the staff after the accident, it should not be ignored. I am not objective traced the origins of this behaviour, to explore the subtleties of psychological consequences in the extreme, it is unacceptable conditions. This is so good for a writer. My task easier : to show why people find themselves in such circumstances that they have identified all their mental qualities. Was this

  3. Re:I'll make the FTC's job easy. on FTC To Examine Targeted Advertising · · Score: 0

    haha, now that's what I am talking about. The retard writes haiku! See you around, fartknocker.

  4. Re:I'll make the FTC's job easy. on FTC To Examine Targeted Advertising · · Score: 0

    It's funny to watch you reeling, desperately trying to be funny because you have no more jokes. Also funny is the fact that you are so annoyed with me you have decided to follow me to troll me. Dude, are you so unoriginal that you cannot even come up with any more insults? Because you keep using the same tired one.

    But you know, you are going to have to come up with some new and funnier insults if trolling you is going to continue to be a fun diversion (this has been, to date, slightly more fun than messing with 419 scammers. Do you realize that you have made Dr Abishua Matthias Mandingu wait weeks for his doctored up western union slip from his new friend Chester M. O'Lester?!). The only reason I am telling you this is that nobody else even cares enough to reply to you, so I know you'll continue to amuse me because you are just that lonely. It must be sad to be a socially ostracized loser who cannot even get people to notice him online. The way I see it, in addition to having some fun trying out new insults, I get to keep you company. It's sort of in the same fashion successful people (you know, the people who avoid you) feel the need to give back so they go sit with mentally retarded amputee children with chronic incontinence. The good part is, you have (or I can at least imagine you have) your bilateral symmetry intact, so it is slightly less depressing to read your low IQ rantings than it would be to hang out with grossly disfigured children.

    Really, I mean it! You need to start being funnier or I'll slowly lose interest. Maybe if you made a few serious posts? Then I could have some new nonsense to laugh at you about. Hey, there was a nice article about HTML5 a few days ago! Lots of web developers (whom you are no doubt jealous of) for you to insult with your uneducated ramblings. Why don't you give it a go?

    DANCE, MONKEY!!!

  5. Re:I'll make the FTC's job easy. on FTC To Examine Targeted Advertising · · Score: 0

    Hey loser! I love a good troll, so that's why I am feeding you now. You're like a retarded tamagotchi, I just throw an insult your way once every three days so you don't swallow your tongue. Hahaha, you are SUCH a LOSER!

  6. Re:I'll make the FTC's job easy. on FTC To Examine Targeted Advertising · · Score: 0

    You got modded funny, but you are right. Do you think the FTC is going to do squat about our privacy?

    It's a bad day when government mimics a reality TV show, you know where the winner is already decided and there is a contest (hearing, whatev) just as a formality.

    Two words: status quo.

  7. Re:Chinese (Invisible) Export on Deep Packet Inspection and Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    Ah ha! I knew it! You *are* a bitter helpdesk monkey with a useless liberal arts degree in your back pocket! That's just hilarious. Way to divert the discussion to something else instead of addressing the real issues.

    You sir, have a future as a backwater politician. Hey, maybe you and Ted Stevens can discuss how those evil developers can make the intarwebs a better system of tubes. You can also discuss how you both hate those big city boys who use big words to confuse simpletons like yourselves.

    LLLLLLLLLLoOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo OOOOooooOOOOOoooooSER!!!

    Reply to this and I shall taunt you a third time!

  8. Re:Chinese (Invisible) Export on Deep Packet Inspection and Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, you think you hurt my feelings?

    Let me break it down for you. I will reduce your entire argument to one sentence: "Suresh Burabi is a stupid cow worshipping H1-B carrying third world reject and therefore has nothing meaningful to say."

    And you think of yourself as a purveyor of intellectual purity, a bastion of good sense. You claim I have a smug attitude when it is you yourself who is arrogant, totally oblivious to your own stupidity. Seriously, your best insult is to make fun of my nationality and your *assumptions* of my religious belief? That, sir, is the last refuge of the intellectually defeated. You have nothing meaningful to say, and thus you resort to a 3rd grade-esque attack. Why don't you just say "Oh yeah?!? Well...your mother is a slut, too!"

    Well, I guess you kind of did. Let's see... "you dirty little slut", "the stupid fucken Hindi throwing shit at me like he's a generation removed from being a monkey", "Are you fucken kidding ass-clown", "Look here, Captain Dickface", "shitty developers like youself", "I'm sorry I scared you, pussy", "you fucken girly man", "Get off my lawn, dickhead". Oh man, are you a real mental giant or what? Where did you get your insults, your fourth grade nephew? What, do you think statements like these add weight to your argument? Do you think they make you sound intelligent? Do you think my feelings are hurt?

    I am sure you won't respond today, since you are probably taking calls right now helping people to find their mouse and keyboard, but when you get home from your dead end job I hope you read this.

    There's something I'll agree with you on, though: ObsessiveMathsFreak needs to drop Maths from his nickname. Sure, that post is a shining example of inflating a trite argument with flowery language. I am not sure what's worse: his absurd rhetoric or your half baked ramblings. Both are pure twaddle. I think you've inadvertently found your long-lost brother.

    Oh, and the janitor bit was just me trying to make fun of you on fictitous grounds. I no longer need that device, because I have clearly nailed you down: you are an entry level helpdesk guy with a liberal arts degree, toiling away at a dead end job that you absolutely hate. That's why you're so bitter and full of anger. Guess what? You don't know everything and you aren't smarter than anyone else. You are probably just average (at best) like everyone else so quit peddling your opinions as though you were in a position to look down on others. In other words: GET OVER YOURSELF.

  9. Re:Chinese (Invisible) Export on Deep Packet Inspection and Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    "Obviously, brevity of expression and clarity of terms"
    Good logic, my boy.

    First, if the point you were TRYING to make was that my phrase was hackneyed or trite or played out or something, then fine. Fair point. One doesn't go out of one's way to come up with original phrases when one is trolling a troll.

    But that wasn't your point, now was it, Sparky? Unless you really are that dumb. Your point was that "brevity of expression and clarity of terms" seemed to be lacking from a sentence in my comment. Trouble is, that's a bad argument since you don't get much more concise than three words. As for usage of the word "zing", well, that's an onomatopoeic device I employed there. I know they didn't teach you that in 5th grade before you dropped out of school to become a janitor, so I am going easy on you here. That means I indicated that someone gave you a well aimed insult, that you got slapped with a good taunting.

    Anyhow, enough of that heady stuff. We need to get back to our *real* conversation about how you manage to breathe with the overpowering stench emanating from your body. How are you able to do that? How you keep the flies away? Do you just show them your face? Well, I guess that would work. Hey! if you ever lose your janitorial job, you could always get a new job as a scarecrow. You might not be the smartest scarecrow, but you'd sure be the ugliest one!

    Do you even have the stones to reply to this post? I doubt it, so Tooodles!

  10. Re:Chinese (Invisible) Export on Deep Packet Inspection and Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    Hey, the loser is back again! Nobody replies to you except me and my friends, and that's just because we think you are a moron and are fun to taunt. Go back to the homeless shelter and leave the starbucks. Nobody there likes you either, and especially not the poor sap whose lappy you used to post this drivel. ... in fact, this entire existence of yours is completely absurd. I can almost picture that if you opened your mouth, inserted your body, and swallowed, your mother would be happy. Get a life.

  11. Re:We always used foreign scientist/engineers on U.S. Science and Engineering Research Flattens · · Score: 0

    "or deliver an opinion (oration has been practiced for thousands of years)"
    oration? Dude, I think you mean fellatio. We all know you like to do that, you pole smoker.

    Because if by oration you mean speaking in front of people on some subject of importance, well, I don't think you'd fare well. That is, if your written communication skills in any way reflect your spoken communication abilities. Do you ever wonder why nobody here ever replies to you in a serious fashion? Really, do you? It's because your arguments are nothing but vapid ramblings, mere twaddle. Just hang it up, because you aren't smart enough to be here. You're out of your league, squaw.

    I hate it when trolls step out of line and try to sound all "intelugint".

  12. Hey, you emptyheaded microbrain on Forget Math to Become a Great Computer Scientist? · · Score: 0

    I dunno, you watch Gilmore girls? What, is that the best insult you have? You are in the wrong place, junior; outta your league. I am surprised you have a TV, you backwoods troglodite. Worship a cow? Like your mother? She's a cow, or at least she wieghs 800 lbs, so that is pretty bovine. Not that *she's* a pretty bovine, or even pretty, but you know what i mean. How do you even manage to use a computer, what, with your extreme stupidity? Isn't digg.com missing you? You seem more like the digg type, you know. Go hang out with all the skript kiddies and helpdesk monkeys and llama pr0n crowd, you hoosier. Now go away or I will really devestate your silly person. I'll rape your nostrils and make castanets out of your balls. I'll violate yuo in ways your mother hasn't even done. Look out.

  13. Re:You sir on Forget Math to Become a Great Computer Scientist? · · Score: 0

    Hey buttplug! You still alive or did you finally choke on your mother's pecker?

  14. Re:You sir on Forget Math to Become a Great Computer Scientist? · · Score: 0

    At least he has a mother. You have a one legged transvestite whore from whose anus you oozed, you little piece of afterbirth, you nasty little teratoma who cannot even type a coherent sentence.

    Speaking of your mother, is she still hanging around in dockside bars? I am sick of dressing like a pirate just to play hide the sausage with her skanky nasty ass.

  15. Go back to digg, you buttplug! on Cryptography To Frustrate Printer-Ink Piracy · · Score: 0

    Hey shitshake! I thought we told you to get lost!

    We don't like you or your retarded comments. Go back to digg, you buttplug!

  16. Re:Piracy? on Cryptography To Frustrate Printer-Ink Piracy · · Score: 0

    Where are you, dung boy? What, have you no witty retort? Have you nothing clever to say? Oh, I know why! you are an inbred mongoloid. Just a day in the life at the trailer park, eh?

  17. Re:Piracy? on Cryptography To Frustrate Printer-Ink Piracy · · Score: 0

    Hey bone-smoker, what are you doing around here? I thought I told you to get lost. Nobody here likes you.

    Since we're talking, does your mother still hang around dock-side bars? Tell her to stop that. I am getting sick of dressing like a pirate just to play some hide-the-sausage with her.

  18. Re:2027 - year of fusion power? on 2008 - Year of Linux Desktop? · · Score: 0, Informative

    yes, and especially because Vista is so bad. Hey, I work for Microsoft and I'll admit that Vista has a lot of ground to cover. It will drive people to alternative OSes, at least some people and if not people, enterprises. We at Microsoft are worried about that, especially in the server market.

  19. Re:Top 10 Mistakes on iPhone Interest Still Going Strong · · Score: 0

    Did your mother tell you that you were a mistake? Is that why you are so bitter?

  20. Re:Yeah well... on Judge Deals Blow to RIAA · · Score: 0

    Good. I meta-mod all the time to catch pricks like you.

    Redundant mods are my specialty, you see, and when I see one that is modded redundant and it is the first comment to make a certain point, I mark that one as unfair. Why? Because that IS unfair. You aren't moderating LIFE, you are just moderating a /. story, you melgomaniac nutjob.

    Heck, I'll bet someone has made almost the same comment you just made, explaining some retarded moderation policy. That doesn't make it redundant in the context of this discussion, even if you are an asshat. You won't have to be marked as unfair too many times before you are removed as a mod. nice knowing ya, boner.

    On an unrelated topic, does your mother still hang out in dockside bars? Tell her to stop, I am sick of dressing like a pirate just to get my weekly conjugal visit. Say hi to the rest of the trailer park. Toodles!

  21. Re:We still hate him on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: -1, Troll

    "We hate him because he produces crappy software and uses unethical techniques to promote it"
    Honestly, do you really believe that? Or are you just being sucked along with the groupthink? Providing real examples of crappy* software is one thing, but merely echoing what you read at 2600.org doesn't make you sound smart. Seriously, what has he done that is unethical? I am calling shenanigans, so back it up.

    *try not to be subjective, mmkay? And MS BOB seriously doesn't count. Try something from this decade. Anything from this decade is fair. By todays standards, everyone's software was crappy in the 90's.

  22. Re:try sourceforge... on Good Ways To Join an Open Source Project? · · Score: 0

    So *you* have a sourceforge account? I didn't know they gave away free gay-child-llama porn away there. I guess they do have something for everyone, even you, you abject pervert!

  23. Re:Fuck up a perfectly good joke! on Scientist Calls Mars a Terraforming Target · · Score: 0

    wow, what an idiot you are. As AC put it, that last post showed what kind of grammar and spelling you are capable of. Very nice! You are a friggin genius!

    Hey, is your mother still hanging around in dockside bars? I am getting sick of dressing like a pirate! Tell her to stop that.

  24. Re:Yes, I am a grammar Nazi on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 0

    aw, thanks. It's fun testing out the lameness filters every once in a while :D

  25. Re:Obvious? on Location-Based Search Was Patented In 1999 · · Score: 0

    I am starting to get the slightest feeling you don't like me.

    That's ok, I don't much like trailer park dwelling products of incest, either.

    Tell your mother to stop hanging out in dockside bars. I am getting sick of dressing like a pirate.