Let's dissect this post: 1) misspelling of ridiculous. I don't know why, but when someone spells it rediculous, I lose respect for them. Still hooked on phonics or something? Of all the typos, that's one of the "Hey, everybody! look, I'm a moron" ones. 2) Groupthink. Not a single original thought. Hey everybody, did you know that M$ uses vaporware to dissuade competition? I'll bet you didn't! Hey, I knew a guy who read Microserfs! 3) Wrong application of said groupthink. This is not a case of vaporware. It's just some guy working for MSFT who has yet another lame idea. Those are nothing new from Redmond. 4) even your sig, "My Karma ran over your dogma."...geez, see any other interesting bumper stickers lately?
Like I said, no original though, nothing. And you got modded +4. Shame on you, mods.
You second a recommendation for a game called text twister? That's a stretch for a semi-literate pig-farmhand masquerading as a member of the trailer park intelligensia. I think you meant titty twister. It's ok, they both start with the letter t, you know, that thing that looks like a pecker, the kind you like to look at online at the redneck library. It's ok. But I think that's what you meant. It reminds you of home, doesn't it? You and mother always had that wierd Oedipus thing going on, and she always let you twist the funbags during "naked lunch". You are one sick faggot, Moe. Maybe you should get back to whacking pud now.
And for goodness sake, take a shower. Drawing flies doesn't make you an artist.
You sir, are one heck of a guy. One half petulant jerk, one half wanker, all dweeb.
I am so sorry about your family life. It much have sucked getting taken advantage of by your father's boyfriends, no?
Life in the trailer park not quite up to your expectations? Anus still sore from your childhood? Frustrated because you lack the intellect needed to hold a discussion around here? What else is wrong with you? Probably lots of things.
You hope. Maybe that was the sequence to initiate the punitive measures. Maybe a 1mx1mx1m steel cage drops from the sky and surrounds you, provides you with enough water and food to sustain you for two weeks, and has a speaker that loops Michael Bolton songs at 80db as you slowly go mad...
Yes, I know, that's pretty evil. Sometimes I scare myself, too.
Wow, a "christian" and a racist. You're just as bad as the trolls you posted under. Judging from your post history, it's hard to tell if you're a troll or just a moron. It seems you are equal parts of both.
Censorship? Hardly. You can still read the post. It's just that *educated* people are past your redneck inbred antebellum racist bullshit and thus such twaddle gets modded accordingly. Censorship. Riiiight.
No subtlety? I call shenanigans. You got bored with chess? I don't think you're half as smart as you think you are.
Sure, from a programming perspective chess is no longer much of a challenge; modern machines have all the computational power needed. I have computers. I like computers. You sir, are no computer. Bored with chess, my third leg.
Still taking the old meat suppository? Still enjoy a poke from a bloke? Still like the tight feeling in your nether region? You are about two steps away from boring me. Have you no new insults? Nothing? I am disapointed, sluggo.
Well, the time I met your parents was interesting. A couple of nice guys, to be sure. Knowing what kind of orifice you came out of makes your being such an asshat at least more explainable.
Hey, I am not a coward and I think your are a pussy too. Except, we all know that's not your thing. That erotech thing you have linked look like more of your thing. Stupid homo!
Sounds like a bunch of dude love going on. I don't know about you, but that's one statistic I wish I'd never heard. The thought of moderately overweight guys with retainers and scruffy beards kissing is pretty darn revolting.
Just replying to this post to tell you what a loser you are. Now that that's done, I'm outta here. I have a life you see, you know, one of those things you wish your mother would let you live.
ooooOOOOoooo, binary, how clever. Get this kid a shiny nickel. Get him some talent while you are at it.
What a stupid moron. Look, every time I find you posting here, I will do the equivalent of pulling your pants down in front of everyone whom you reply to and anyone unfortunate enough to read the drivel you spew forth. You have been put on notice.
Hahahahaha, you stupid LOSER! What are you doing here? Out on parole again? What, they parole fat amputee truck drivers who get caught sniffing little girls' underwear? Yeah, I am talking about, you nasty pervert.
I thought I told you what a moron you were. I thought I told that nobody here wants to hear your lunatic rants. And I thought that car bomb would work. Anyhow, be seeing you, Pookie.
Wow. If there's one thing I like better than a good ball rub it's when a moron tries to edumacate another moron. My goodness, how did you get so retarded?
Wow. You *are* a loser. Dude, do you realize that you have a link to a rubber dong with boobs? I don't know about you, but in my book that makes you a real homo. Not just a homo, but one who uses all ten fingers and toes to keep the closet door shut, because you are probably some retarded TheoCon. Maybe your teh prez. Maybe you're one of his bitches.
Way to avoid the crux of my comment. You essentially chose the ad hominem approach, the last refuge of the intellectually defeated. I was just pointing out the irony your paragraph, riddled with grammatical and syntactical errors, all the while making fun of someone else's intellect (or percieved lack thereof). In response, you give me another paragraph full of the same sort of rubbish. Well, thanks for essentially making my point for me. Not only do you have no people skills, but you also posess no communication skills. Then again, communication skills and "people skills" are pretty closely related.
Your spiel about mod points is funny, though. Guess what? Karma and mod points mean nothing. You think you are smarter than me (I who can actually type a coherent sentence) just because you have good karma here at slashdot? What, do you need slashdot to prop up your inflated ego? How sad. It's actually very easy to get good karma here. All you have to do is type the same old trite groupthink and you get modded up. You get modded down for differing with the majority. So what you take to be intelligence is actually just inability to think for oneself.
"having said that I still recommend that people who are nerdish take a look at objectism, its sort of a right-of-passage for nerds kind of like realising that all those people with good "people skills" really have all the people skills used car saleman that lives in a house trailer and a bleached blond big-haired white trash wife; lets call him Al Bundy the high school football quaterback.." You know, there is nothing funnier than someone who makes an incoherent attempt to make fun of someone else's intellect. Not only can I infer that you have no people skills, you cannot even communicate clearly. Maybe that's why you have no people skills. If you cannot type a coherent sentence, then you are incapable of critical thought. If you are incapable of thinking properly, then why are you posting here, masquerading as a nerd?
Slashdot Mirror
Good grief.
Let's dissect this post:
1) misspelling of ridiculous. I don't know why, but when someone spells it rediculous, I lose respect for them. Still hooked on phonics or something? Of all the typos, that's one of the "Hey, everybody! look, I'm a moron" ones.
2) Groupthink. Not a single original thought. Hey everybody, did you know that M$ uses vaporware to dissuade competition? I'll bet you didn't! Hey, I knew a guy who read Microserfs!
3) Wrong application of said groupthink. This is not a case of vaporware. It's just some guy working for MSFT who has yet another lame idea. Those are nothing new from Redmond.
4) even your sig, "My Karma ran over your dogma."...geez, see any other interesting bumper stickers lately?
Like I said, no original though, nothing. And you got modded +4. Shame on you, mods.
My name is Taco Meat. Your mother likes your meat in her taco. I'm telling you, it's more than convenient.
Why haven't you won a Darwin award yet?
I am Taco Meat. Your mother likes your meat in her Taco. Coincidence? I think not.
You second a recommendation for a game called text twister? That's a stretch for a semi-literate pig-farmhand masquerading as a member of the trailer park intelligensia. I think you meant titty twister. It's ok, they both start with the letter t, you know, that thing that looks like a pecker, the kind you like to look at online at the redneck library. It's ok. But I think that's what you meant. It reminds you of home, doesn't it? You and mother always had that wierd Oedipus thing going on, and she always let you twist the funbags during "naked lunch". You are one sick faggot, Moe. Maybe you should get back to whacking pud now.
And for goodness sake, take a shower. Drawing flies doesn't make you an artist.
Your mother let you out of the meat locker again?
It's good that you got modded up and everything. But you are still a moron. In this case, a moron who googled a link, but still a moron.
Stop being such a moron. It makes you look like, well, a moron.
Gutsy doesn't have that problem. It works just great for my double monitor setup.
Hey! Learn stuff.
You sir, are one heck of a guy. One half petulant jerk, one half wanker, all dweeb.
I am so sorry about your family life. It much have sucked getting taken advantage of by your father's boyfriends, no?
Life in the trailer park not quite up to your expectations? Anus still sore from your childhood? Frustrated because you lack the intellect needed to hold a discussion around here? What else is wrong with you? Probably lots of things.
"Security Code: 1-1-1-1"
You hope. Maybe that was the sequence to initiate the punitive measures. Maybe a 1mx1mx1m steel cage drops from the sky and surrounds you, provides you with enough water and food to sustain you for two weeks, and has a speaker that loops Michael Bolton songs at 80db as you slowly go mad...
Yes, I know, that's pretty evil. Sometimes I scare myself, too.
Wow, a "christian" and a racist. You're just as bad as the trolls you posted under. Judging from your post history, it's hard to tell if you're a troll or just a moron. It seems you are equal parts of both.
Censorship? Hardly. You can still read the post. It's just that *educated* people are past your redneck inbred antebellum racist bullshit and thus such twaddle gets modded accordingly. Censorship. Riiiight.
I'm sorry...WHAT?!?!
Joe the Dragon's been Drinkin'
No subtlety? I call shenanigans. You got bored with chess? I don't think you're half as smart as you think you are.
Sure, from a programming perspective chess is no longer much of a challenge; modern machines have all the computational power needed. I have computers. I like computers. You sir, are no computer. Bored with chess, my third leg.
These guys are the UK's equivalent of the RIAA. Is anyone surprised?
These guys can take the meat suppository. Really.
Hey, where you at?
Still taking the old meat suppository? Still enjoy a poke from a bloke? Still like the tight feeling in your nether region? You are about two steps away from boring me. Have you no new insults? Nothing? I am disapointed, sluggo.
tremendously insightful post. thank you.
Well, the time I met your parents was interesting. A couple of nice guys, to be sure. Knowing what kind of orifice you came out of makes your being such an asshat at least more explainable.
Hey, I am not a coward and I think your are a pussy too. Except, we all know that's not your thing. That erotech thing you have linked look like more of your thing. Stupid homo!
Sounds like a bunch of dude love going on. I don't know about you, but that's one statistic I wish I'd never heard. The thought of moderately overweight guys with retainers and scruffy beards kissing is pretty darn revolting.
Just replying to this post to tell you what a loser you are. Now that that's done, I'm outta here. I have a life you see, you know, one of those things you wish your mother would let you live.
ooooOOOOoooo, binary, how clever. Get this kid a shiny nickel. Get him some talent while you are at it.
What a stupid moron. Look, every time I find you posting here, I will do the equivalent of pulling your pants down in front of everyone whom you reply to and anyone unfortunate enough to read the drivel you spew forth. You have been put on notice.
Amusing. Yes. How...*yawn*...interesting.
Cyberspace is a better place now. Thanks a bunch, Thing 1.
kthxbye
Hahahahaha, you stupid LOSER! What are you doing here? Out on parole again? What, they parole fat amputee truck drivers who get caught sniffing little girls' underwear? Yeah, I am talking about, you nasty pervert.
I thought I told you what a moron you were. I thought I told that nobody here wants to hear your lunatic rants. And I thought that car bomb would work. Anyhow, be seeing you, Pookie.
Wow. If there's one thing I like better than a good ball rub it's when a moron tries to edumacate another moron. My goodness, how did you get so retarded?
Wow. You *are* a loser. Dude, do you realize that you have a link to a rubber dong with boobs? I don't know about you, but in my book that makes you a real homo. Not just a homo, but one who uses all ten fingers and toes to keep the closet door shut, because you are probably some retarded TheoCon. Maybe your teh prez. Maybe you're one of his bitches.
A HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah...for all posterity, just in case you change your URL, here is what eno2001 had for his site: http://www.kickthebobo.com/erotech/index.html
WHAT A HOMO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Way to avoid the crux of my comment. You essentially chose the ad hominem approach, the last refuge of the intellectually defeated. I was just pointing out the irony your paragraph, riddled with grammatical and syntactical errors, all the while making fun of someone else's intellect (or percieved lack thereof). In response, you give me another paragraph full of the same sort of rubbish. Well, thanks for essentially making my point for me. Not only do you have no people skills, but you also posess no communication skills. Then again, communication skills and "people skills" are pretty closely related.
Your spiel about mod points is funny, though. Guess what? Karma and mod points mean nothing. You think you are smarter than me (I who can actually type a coherent sentence) just because you have good karma here at slashdot? What, do you need slashdot to prop up your inflated ego? How sad. It's actually very easy to get good karma here. All you have to do is type the same old trite groupthink and you get modded up. You get modded down for differing with the majority. So what you take to be intelligence is actually just inability to think for oneself.
You sir, are a LUSER!!!
"having said that I still recommend that people who are nerdish take a look at objectism, its sort of a right-of-passage for nerds kind of like realising that all those people with good "people skills" really have all the people skills used car saleman that lives in a house trailer and a bleached blond big-haired white trash wife; lets call him Al Bundy the high school football quaterback.."
You know, there is nothing funnier than someone who makes an incoherent attempt to make fun of someone else's intellect. Not only can I infer that you have no people skills, you cannot even communicate clearly. Maybe that's why you have no people skills. If you cannot type a coherent sentence, then you are incapable of critical thought. If you are incapable of thinking properly, then why are you posting here, masquerading as a nerd?