In other news, President Bush claimed victory over terrorism with the apprehension of Osama bin Laden at the Apec Leaders Conference in Sydney today.
Osama had infiltrated the Australian comedy group The Chaser, to gain entry to the conference, but highly trained security guards were able to see through the deception and placed him under arrest.
I don't know what 4-year-olds know about hard science, but many 4 year olds and have the equivalent of a Master's degree in Psychology after studying their parents' responses to various stimuli for four consecutive years. And unlike pure academics, they have a lot of practical experience in their field.
They will cry, stamp their feet and carry on in an attempt to invoke feelings of embarrassment or guilt to get a plastic toy, ice cream, comic book (sheesh, have you seen the price of comic books these days. I remember when they used to cost... ah never mind) or whatever.
In a true scientific fashion, they ask themselves questions like "Hmm, what can I do to make mommy even more stressed?", "Gee, this is fun. I wonder how much further I can push her before she cracks?", "Ouch, that hurt. Mommy is not responding well today. Maybe I can get better results from daddy."
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But at the end there is cake. So delicious and moist. Don't forget to bring your companion cube.
In other news, President Bush claimed victory over terrorism with the apprehension of Osama bin Laden at the Apec Leaders Conference in Sydney today. Osama had infiltrated the Australian comedy group The Chaser, to gain entry to the conference, but highly trained security guards were able to see through the deception and placed him under arrest.
True, but it is possible for a mutant rat to teach ninjitsu to four mutant turtles... teenagers no less, with nothing but pizza in their brains
I don't know what 4-year-olds know about hard science, but many 4 year olds and have the equivalent of a Master's degree in Psychology after studying their parents' responses to various stimuli for four consecutive years. And unlike pure academics, they have a lot of practical experience in their field.
They will cry, stamp their feet and carry on in an attempt to invoke feelings of embarrassment or guilt to get a plastic toy, ice cream, comic book (sheesh, have you seen the price of comic books these days. I remember when they used to cost... ah never mind) or whatever.
In a true scientific fashion, they ask themselves questions like "Hmm, what can I do to make mommy even more stressed?", "Gee, this is fun. I wonder how much further I can push her before she cracks?", "Ouch, that hurt. Mommy is not responding well today. Maybe I can get better results from daddy."
Don't let the little brats fool you.