Oh, sweetheart.
I teach fitness - my minimum exercise week is at least 20 hours.
I cook dinner - much more love in that.
I do art with my kids.
I'm on a loop with my friends.
Everything's fixed except that pesky AC. Wanna loan me $5K?
I'm allergic to dogs - and cats. Besides, I have kids who. They're in bed before Jericho.
I give blood. Does that count?
Mosquitos adore me.
Tanning causes cancer, dummy.
Now, after I have filled my day with nearly everything you've mentioned, I like to come home, kick my feet up, and relax in front of the tele. Be a bump on a log, as it were. And you're going to suggest that at 8 pm, I go out and TAN?
Maybe you should move away from the computer...
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Oh, sweetheart. I teach fitness - my minimum exercise week is at least 20 hours. I cook dinner - much more love in that. I do art with my kids. I'm on a loop with my friends. Everything's fixed except that pesky AC. Wanna loan me $5K? I'm allergic to dogs - and cats. Besides, I have kids who. They're in bed before Jericho. I give blood. Does that count? Mosquitos adore me. Tanning causes cancer, dummy. Now, after I have filled my day with nearly everything you've mentioned, I like to come home, kick my feet up, and relax in front of the tele. Be a bump on a log, as it were. And you're going to suggest that at 8 pm, I go out and TAN? Maybe you should move away from the computer...