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  1. Re:Another viewpoint on Smart Systems Threaten More Jobs Than Outsourcing · · Score: 1
    Hear, hear.

    While I don't subscribe to the Walden Pond school of thought, I do live rather well on a modest salary. The trick is just being happy with what I currently have. My car is a way of trasporting my family when the destination is too far to walk, or the cargo too heavy to carry.

    My house is not an "investment". My house is a shelter from the weather, and a depository of my worldly posessions, oh which there are fewer of every year since we deliberately bought a small place.

    And since the house is small, we actually go out and interact with our fellow urban dwellers. We hang out with the family down the street. We hang out with people from church. We hang out with old friends from college. We hang out with extended family. And failing all that we just step out the door, and hang out at some random resteraunt or cafe within walking distance.

    I don't change jobs often. Sure, I don't have a salary any where near competitive, but since I spend 5 years at a time at my jobs, I have a fantastic credit rating. Of course part of that is that I only owe on my house and my school loans.

    Yes, my car is 4 years old. My computer is a scratchbuild that's a little out of date. My house always needs some sort of repair. My kid's toys are hand-me-downs or thrift store specials. But it really doesn't matter. "New" isn't as important as how well something does it's job.

    I was always the "uncool" kid back in the 80's. For a while I was jealous of the "cool" kids. At some point I realized that trends were not worth my time of day. I don't go ot of my way to be different. I don't go out of my way to do much of anything, save defeat the forces of evil.

    I'm just happy being me. And I'm doing a good job of it.

  2. Re:This is just silly on Smart Systems Threaten More Jobs Than Outsourcing · · Score: 1
    Except of course they are trying to "augment" manpower with machines, 3rd world contractors, and over-priced weapons.

    Truth be told, they aren't going to happy until the DO have an army of one.

  3. Re:Are the 21 rules working? on How Microsoft Develops Its Software · · Score: 1
    Or how about the Zero Defects, and deliberately sticking their head in the sand about known problems. Sure if you don't "know" about it, then it isn't a defect. Sure.

    Portability is for Canoes. That's hilarious. If you are designing a general purpose operating system that operates:

    • over a family of processors for 4 different vendors (and I'm just talking x86 here)
    • on chipsets from a myriad vendors
    • operating over at least 10 different system bus architectures
    • communicating with peripherals across bus systems from RS/232 to Fiber Channel
    • utilizing storage technology from compact flash to FireWire
    • Interfacing hundreds of graphics processing sub-sytems from VESA to NVidia
    you had better damnwell consider "portability". Especially if you are going to be heavy handed about driver support.

    Or else you end up with the mess like they have now.

  4. Re:Enrapture the customers on How Microsoft Develops Its Software · · Score: 1
    Enrapture.

    Customers suddenly disappearing never to return, moving onto a better existence. The ones that stay behind are doomed to seven years of trial and tribulation.

    If they mean the book of Revelations type or rapture, then yeah that's about right.

  5. Re:Going after little guys first... on Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO · · Score: 1
    (I realize the sarcasm.)

    Though shalt not ogle over boobies? checking... Nope, not there.

    Though shalt not yank thine own crank? checking... Nope, not here.

    What I do find are a whole lot of rules about murder, lying, bearing false witness, coveting what other people have, adultery, worshiping false idols, and taking the day off once a week. If you believe that Jesus guy, make sure you treat everybody like you would want to be treated yourself.

    What I wouldn't give to see the christian right live by those rules. Those were the ones we KNOW the big guy gave us. All the other rules they try to cram down our throat are about them trying to control other people's lives.

    They don't give a damn about children. It's just that children are the only "protected" class of people under the law.

  6. Re:Prior art on Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO · · Score: 1
    I've always had this vision that in 20 years time I'll be sitting in a booth at a RenFair or a folk festival slaving away at C code like a guy at a glass blowing demonstration, some guy on a soap box describing what I'm doing, and a giant green screen mirroring my keystrokes to an audience:

    ...and now he is terminating the interrupt sequence, and returning control to the program stack. This was a very important step in ancient computer programming... Now if he is finished with the text editor, he will close the file and move on to the compiler...

  7. Re:What's it going to take to make people switch? on Corporate Servers Spreading IE Virus [Updated] · · Score: 1
    Who said Konqueror was a bright idea?

    I think it's a TERRIBLE idea.

  8. Re:*Grabs popcorn* on Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO · · Score: 5, Funny
    A lawyer, as sailor, and a priest are trapped on a lifeboat. The sailor looks over the side, and say "These be shark infested waters." The priest look to heaven and asked "Help save us lord!"

    They lawyer simple whistled. Several dorsal fins stopped circuling and headed right for the boat. They stopped in a ring as the lawyer talked to them in hushed tones. The sharks skattered underwater before the boat was suddenly lifted up, and surged forward.

    The sailor gazed over the side, shocked. The sharks were carrying the boat on their backs. After a few minutes travel, they spotted land ahead. The priest said "Saint's be praised."

    The boat slid onto the beach, and the three men stepped out. As they did another school of sharks appeared, and began depositing fish on the shoreline, before swimming away.

    The priest said, "God has answered our prayers."

    The lawyer turned and said, "Nah, this is just professional curtesy."

  9. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... on Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO · · Score: 4, Informative
    Well no. They couldn't have been sued and lost, because the validity of the patent would have been tested in court during their trial.

    No, the people who would lose are the ones who settle. Since they didn't fight it, they basically said "here is free money, stop annoying me." Most settlements don't include agreements about if this patent should "go away." Though frankly, I would want to make sure my lawyer worked like hell to get it in.

    Now I'm curious. Disney's lawyers are as infamous (or infamouse) as IBM's. What are they doing settling out of court for an iffy patent?

  10. Re:Big guys? on Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What I want to know is, were Disney and Virgin settling or fund raising. You have to think, if you are an old school analog signal selling corp, someone suddenly putting the Kabosh on all this cheap digital media would be something worth leasing one's soul for.

    All the sudden your properties are more valuable. You can sell them without the license feels.

  11. Re:Moving parts are soooo 2000 on MRAM Inches Towards Prime Time · · Score: 1

    Read the post. The root file system is read only, and his home directory is on a USB pen drive.

  12. Re:Memory errors are RAMPANT--one every 90 minutes on MRAM Inches Towards Prime Time · · Score: 1
    And don't forget about mundane things like a moron using a tape eraser nearby, or in extreme cases a wireless access point or a cordless phone putting out a dodgy signal.

    You are storing information in magnetic fields. There are LOTS of things around the house that produce magnetic fields. It's doesn't take much to knock it one way or another.

  13. Re:huh? on MRAM Inches Towards Prime Time · · Score: 1

    Well hang on. Even during a reset the system still has power. You could devise a wrapper board to preserve the state of RAM between reboots, or more useful, detect a crash and write the state to disk, or listen for commands over the modem port. The Linux kernel has had debugging stuff like this for years.

  14. Re:0-day? on Corporate Servers Spreading IE Virus [Updated] · · Score: 1

    You root for hurricanes to come inland, don't you?

  15. Re:What's it going to take to make people switch? on Corporate Servers Spreading IE Virus [Updated] · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They do it to prevent another browser from getting a toehold on the market. Their fear with Netscape was that the internet browser could become an operating platform unto itself, thus writing them out of the picture.

    So they quick bought spyglass, renamed it I.E., knitted it into Windows 98. To get around "bundling" provisions in Anti-Trust law they wrote the browser into the OS as the file manager. This "functionality" is the infection vector used by most viruses. Since you use it to browse your files, as well as the Internet, the software requires far more privileged access to the OS than any Internet-Only browser would require.

    File this under Evil and Rude.

  16. Re:They won't list the sites on Corporate Servers Spreading IE Virus [Updated] · · Score: 1
    Amen.

    Legal troubles we can laugh at. Financials we can chuckle. But invasive worms chewing through the internet are everybody's problem. It's like a housefire in a condo complex.

  17. Re:Some quotes, perhaps? on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1
    You could do it in one night with enough alcohol.

    Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alchohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volitile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and notes it's intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

    The Hitchhiker's Guide also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

    It says that the effect of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

    The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

    The Guide even tells you how to mix one yourself.

    ...

  18. Re:The Cadillac Ranch on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1
    Stranger still. The angle of the cars to the ground was chosen to match that of a pyramids of Giza.

    Also can't enter. (Philadelphia, PA)

  19. If I were british... on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be running over to the linen section of the department store and snapping shots of towels. Lot's of towels. On clearence!

  20. Re:I'd enter... on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1
    But I'm not too sure that Earth does deserve to be spared from the Vogons.

    After all, we've never shown much real initiative to get off this dustbowl. (this weeks achievement notwithstanding)

    Now where did I put that electronic sub-etha signalling device?

    Get my towel back to me first.

  21. Re:Thanks /. ! on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 3, Funny

    I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

  22. Re:Doesn't seem right... on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    An I always thought the definition of Perl was executable line noise!

  23. Re:I love HGTG on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1
    "Well? What is your plan for getting out of here?"

    "It mostly involved being on the other side of that door."

    "So that's it. We are going to die..."

    "Wait a minute. that button...Just kidding. Yes we are going to die."

  24. Re:dark on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 1
    The funny part is, most of the founders of binary logic were pretty loopy in their own right. If they HAD psychological pathology back in the mid 19th century the likes of Boole would be on meds.

    Of course, they would also not have laid the groundwork of modern digital technology. You have to think that Liebnitz would probably be diagnosed as ADD and Newton Autism.

    If forget if it was Dali or Picasso that said: "The difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad."

  25. Re:Black Screens aren't new on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 1
    Interesting. My first impression was "hey, those fancy screens are a whole lot more reflective." Then it dawned on me. That's the problem. They reflect a lot of noise from the background too.

    Of course, the projectors around here are so dim that we NEED the reflective screens to see them. Older than dirt LCD's. They were so expensive in the day we built a darkened room to operate them in. (Ok, along with a video conference system, floor mounted network jacks, and a sound system.)