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Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO

tunabomber writes "IEEE Spectrum has an in-depth article about the rise of Acacia Research Corporation and its plan for enforcing its patent on 'Digital Media Technology' (which seems to lay claim to any technology that transmits audio or video digitally for entertainment purposes). You may recall that there was a story on Slashdot over a year ago about Acacia's threats and subsequent lawsuits against some small adult entertainment companies regarding their violation of the patent. There was also an Ask Slashdot posted a while back by the owner of one of these companies who had received a letter from Acacia Research demanding that they pay licensing fees. Both Slashdot stories asked how long it would be until Acacia went after the big media companies. Well, they finally did last week. It appears that Acacia just had to get enough companies (Disney and Virgin Radio, among others) to pay licensing fees before they could afford a legal adventure against the big guys. DirectTV, Comcast, Echostar, and Charter Communications are some of the defendents. Let the fireworks begin!"

309 comments

  1. Profit! by Mz6 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Profiting From A Vague Patent HOWTO -- from the step-2:-patents dept.

    Some HOWTO this was... I have the 2nd step, but I thought this would answer that elusive 3rd step, but it was no help at all.

    1. Obtain vague patent
    2. Enforce vague patent
    3. ???
    4. Profit!!!

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    1. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their graphic on the main page has to be the worst computer-generated artwork I have seen in a long time, and I browse Deviantart.....

    2. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their Management Page

      Now proceeding to find their contact info and sign up their personal emails to every spam mailing list I can find. Lets see if they like penis-enlargement on demand.

    3. Re:Profit! by thedillybar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >1. Obtain vague patent
      >2. Enforce vague patent
      >3. ???
      >4. Profit!!!

      After all the articles we've read, there is clearly 1 superior way to profit. Everytime I've seen someone make one of these, this one applies. Same method. Everytime.

      1. Become a lawyer
      2. Profit

      Talk about being in high demand? There will ALWAYS be some rich asshole who wants to sue another rich asshole.

    4. Re:Profit! by ncurses · · Score: 0

      1. Be smarter than everyone else. (a nerd) 2. Profit 3. Failing that, take over the world. 4. Profit.

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    5. Re:Profit! by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

      WTF sort of profit scheme is not in a vertical list?

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    6. Re:Profit! by ncurses · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I had it on HTML formatted instead of plain text. Didn't insert br.

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    7. Re:Profit! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a Kevin and Kell strip.

    8. Re:Profit! by Almost-Retired · · Score: 0, Troll

      1. Become a lawyer
      2. Profit


      Thats all well and good, provided you can find a doctor who will service your sorry ass when it doesn't work right anymore.

      There is a move afoot in the medical profession to deny all but emergency services to known civil lawyers. Its the doctors way of fighting back for the $300,000 a year the lawyers have managed to drive their malpractice insurance up to. And frankly, I can't say as I blame the doctors.

      Cheers, Gene

    9. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Obtain vague patent
      2. Enforce vague patent
      3. ???
      4. Profit!!!

      After all the articles we've read, there is clearly 1 superior way to profit. Everytime I've seen someone make one of these, this one applies. Same method. Everytime.

      1. Become a lawyer
      2. Profit


      +5 Insightful??? Please don't trust someone who broke the template. This method will not work without the ??? and the !!!

      Mod him down!!!

    10. Re:Profit! by torokun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      IIRC, they were shot down pretty hard by the AMA or some other such organization when this was suggested. It was just a stunt to get publicity in their fight against malpractice suits. I've got to tell you though, there are two sides to this story. People like to be sympathetic with doctors, because there's an assumption they're helping people. They seem to assume all those 'injured' people who are the lawyers' clients must be faking it or gunning for money for something that wasn't the docs' fault. The fact is that sometimes the plaintiffs are scum, sometimes it's hard to tell who's scum, and sometimes, ofttimes, the doctors are committing some serious malpractice and deserve to have their hats handed to them. How important is debugging and peer review in software development? Think about that and then consider how often doctors make diagnoses and prescriptions without peer review. How often they leave things to immigrant nurses and don't check back until they've given the patient twice the amount of a drug they should have. This happened to my grandmother! My relative's mother was in a hospital and was mistreated and died. Clearly a preventable case, imho, but they just didn't have the processes they needed to handle people properly there. Until doctors stop bitching and start developing better processes and review mechanisms, I am all for the plaintiffs' lawyers.

    11. Re:Profit! by Echnin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How often they leave things to immigrant nurses and don't check back until they've given the patient twice the amount of a drug they should have.
      Because the fact that the nurses are immigrants is so relevant. Obviously an American-born nurse would be so much better. Those damn foreigners.
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    12. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI: WTF = What the FUCK.

    13. Re:Profit! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I don't think I can even see the topic from here anymore, but what the Hell,

      How often they leave things to immigrant nurses

      I used to go out with a eastern european nurse. She was very intelligent and very compasionate. There is nothing wrong with foreign medical practitioners. The point that is RARELY considered however, is what effect it has on the country of origin that is unable to compete with the USA and UK and finds it's qualified medical staff leaving en masse.

      Great for 'us,' very bad for them.

      Now to bring this back on-topic: This is a really stupid patent.

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    14. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How often they leave things to immigrant nurses and don't check back until they've given the patient twice the amount of a drug they should have.

      You have it kind of backwards there. It's usually the doctors who are the immigrants, not the nurses.

    15. Re:Profit! by torokun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This shows how fucking blind you are to reality. Jeez, man. Think! I said 'immigrants' because they can't speak fucking English!

      How well do you think they can communicate with my grandmother, who's from Cape Cod and only ever been to Scotland in her whole life? Not well, I can tell you. It seriously pisses me off when you suggest that there's no objective difference between an immigrant in an extremely sensitive position such as a hospital, and a native English speaker.

      That's bullshit. She could never get things across to the nurses she had. I don't care how much you pull the wool over your eyes, there is a difference.

      This is reality, man. Not some fucking liberal paradise. I have nothing against people because of their race or where they came from. I have something against a system that puts people in a position they shouldn't be in for practical, objective reasons.

    16. Re:Profit! by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Plus so often those immigrant 'nurses' would be considered doctors in their native land :P

      Nevertheless I understand the fundamental complaint that doctors couldn't give a 8hit less. You really have to manage your own health care because _most_ doctors suck. The're basically like teachers. When you find a good one, hold on for dear life.

    17. Re:Profit! by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      The sig is just a well know quote that can be found on bash.org

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    18. Re:Profit! by Stauf · · Score: 1

      I said 'immigrants' because they can't speak fucking English!

      Like all those that immigrate from England, Australia or Canada?

    19. Re:Profit! by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      During the late seventies a neurologist came out to Australia from some Eastern-bloc nation as a refugee. He'd said a couple of things a little too publicly and everyone thought he'd be better off elsewhere.

      He was a brilliant doctor. However, the Ausralian authorities didn't recognise his credentials and he couldn't get work in his field. So he took advantage of free training that was offered and went to medical school.

      It goes without saying that he did well. He completed his degree and started to do post-grad work in neurology. One day, a lecturer made a statement our Eastern friend disagreed with. He put up his hand and made his point. The lecturer, who obviously knew everything, disagreed, and told him to look in the text book.

      "The text book doesn't say that."

      "Yes it does. Go and have a look. Chapter twenty."

      "Chapter twenty saysd nothing of the sort."

      "How would you know?" sneered the lecturer. Have you read it?"

      "You could say that. I wrote it."

      True story (if somewhat embellished!). i don't care where you come from. If you can save my life, please do.

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    20. Re:Profit! by CandyMan · · Score: 1

      > Think! I said 'immigrants' because they can't speak fucking English!

      Then you should have said "non-English-speaking immigrannts".

      This is no fucking liberal paradise either, so we can't read your mind. We can read your words nicely, though. And you maybe you didn't mean what you wrote, but that is your fault, not Echnin's.

      Bitterness, testiness and swearing is no substitute for solid, rational discurse.

      Think! yourself.

      PS. And no, I am no fucking prude, and swear words do not offend me. But they should be an addition to solid, rational discurse, not a substitute for it.

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  2. Wait a second... by XCorvis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone should patent the method for profiting from vague patents... then sue everyone profiting from vague patents.

    1. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow, like this has never before been posted on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Wait a second... by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      That's brilliant! I'm sorry I just finished my mod points for the day...

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    3. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats much too specific to work.. Needs to be more vague, otherwise the USPTO wont give out the patent.

    4. Re:Wait a second... by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I tried to patent patent barratry, but there was prior art."

      Apologies to whomever's sig I have just trampled on...

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    5. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't the FOSS community jump on the bandwagon too? We should start patenting anything and everything, which should at least provide some hindrance to the expected massive anti-linux patent litigation.

      The problem with the above of course, is the cost of fees for patent application. Here are some things we should be pressing for to reduce the expense.

      1. Development of online patent application utilities. Just plug your idea (lame or otherwise) into a browser window where a backend script will generate a typically-difficult-to-understand patent application, and automatically file it with your country's patent office.

      2. This is very important - we need legislative help to change the patent application process so that all fees will be waived *if the patent is applied for to be licensed to the world for no charge.*

      Please don't mod this post down simply because I don't have a /. account.

      The Supreme AC.

    6. Re:Wait a second... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Funny


      I'm going to patent making jokes about patenting patenting; and while my patent on patenting patenting is pending, you'd best make the most of them, because patenting patenting jokes are getting patently unfunny and I (and my patent) shall soon be putting a stop to them.

      So there!

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    7. Re:Wait a second... by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      .... using your patent on jokes about patenting patents!

    8. Re:Wait a second... by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

      I'm going to patent making posts about patenting making jokes about patenting patenting...ah dammit! I've gone cross-eyed..

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  3. I know your in there! by caston · · Score: 0, Funny
    Darl is that you?!?!

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    1. Re:I know your in there! by canfirman · · Score: 0

      Crap! You stole my line before I could hit "Submit". Damn that first post! (Are we sure Darl isn't on the board of directors?)

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    2. Re:I know your in there! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Great sig, mate.

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  4. "some small adult entertainment companies" by mirko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are there really some companies dedicated to entertaining dwarves ???

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    1. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mistaken. Actually, the article was referring to companies that are "adult" themed; meaning, they specialize in goods/media that is pornographic and otherwise too mature for youngsters.
      And by "small", they meant that the company had not grown to accumulate much profit/capital.

    2. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course there are companies dedicated to Dwarf related entertainment, but they are a bunch of tossers.

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    3. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      Are there really some companies dedicated to entertaining dwarves ???

      I believe the politically correct term is small adults ;)

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    4. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by aixou · · Score: 1

      They prefer to be referred to as Underwear Gnomes (patent pending).

    5. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jesus Christ, you're a pathetic humorless loser.

      Get a friggin'life or FOAD as Broken Bones would have sung.

    6. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the phrase "vertically challenged" comes to mind for me.

    7. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I prefer a woman who just has to stand to be able to give you a bj. The term "walking blowjob" comes to mind.

    8. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by christopher240240 · · Score: 2, Informative

      PANTS! UnderPANTS

    9. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by bpm140 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, but no. I don't care how much of Lord of the Rings fan you are, GimliSex.com is just not acceptable.

    10. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Yes. The first company founder was known under the name snowwhite. She founded the Seven Dwarfs Inc., however since the dwarfs were not as entertaining as she originally thought, she died from boredom (don't believe the story with the poisoned apple!), and only when a prince offered some really entertaining stuff (well, whatever a prince may do with a princess:-)), she decided to come back to life (unfortunately she didn't really get happy, since Jesus shortly thereafter sued her on his resurrection patent).

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    11. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by aixou · · Score: 1

      PANTS! UnderPANTS

      Blast, upon detailed review of the episode, I have concluded that you are correct.

      They really have my balls in a salad shooter.

    12. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - The Real Story?!

      haha.scr never worked. My computer got a bug after that and it broke. I bought a new computer, so I never got to see it. :(

    13. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      A little tasteless, but funny indeed!!!!

    14. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Prune · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. Care to explain?

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    15. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't Osiris have prior art on that?

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    16. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      It's kind of two jokes for the price of one.

      Firstly, there is a "sport" known as Dwarf Tossing, which can be thought of as a shot putt, only using a real live dwarf as the shot. Naturally the politically correctness crowd are trying to get it banned... Gimli makes a reference to it during Peter Jackson's "Two Towers"; it's in the scene where Aragorn throws him from one side of a ravine to the other at Helms Deep.

      Secondly, "Bunch of Tossers" is also British slang (not sure about the US) for a group of masturbating males, generally used in a context like "SCO? That bunch of tossers?"

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    17. Re:"some small adult entertainment companies" by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Thinking about it, there's actually a *third* reference. Taking that slang literally, could also be construed as a reference to the fetishist/extreme sector of the pornographic entertainment industry. You probably don't want an explaination there...

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  5. *Grabs popcorn* by Walkiry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the age of digital cluelessness in the patent office, something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. It's hard to even tell if it's a win/win situation, because if they really go all-out on something as general as "patent of a device that broadcast digital entertainment" (paraphrased), the amount of heads that will roll in the process will make the french revolution look like a cakewalk in comparison.

    Meanwhile, the sharks are rubbing their collective fins at the prospect, and ironing their armani suits no doubt.

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    1. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by LondonLawyer · · Score: 1

      Ironing my Armani? I'd never stoop so low...

      1. Why iron your own clothes when there are people to do it for you?

      2. Why dress off the peg when you could buy bespoke?

    2. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny
      A lawyer, as sailor, and a priest are trapped on a lifeboat. The sailor looks over the side, and say "These be shark infested waters." The priest look to heaven and asked "Help save us lord!"

      They lawyer simple whistled. Several dorsal fins stopped circuling and headed right for the boat. They stopped in a ring as the lawyer talked to them in hushed tones. The sharks skattered underwater before the boat was suddenly lifted up, and surged forward.

      The sailor gazed over the side, shocked. The sharks were carrying the boat on their backs. After a few minutes travel, they spotted land ahead. The priest said "Saint's be praised."

      The boat slid onto the beach, and the three men stepped out. As they did another school of sharks appeared, and began depositing fish on the shoreline, before swimming away.

      The priest said, "God has answered our prayers."

      The lawyer turned and said, "Nah, this is just professional curtesy."

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    3. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would actually have been funny if you could spell better than the average five-year-old.

    4. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by Axeus · · Score: 1

      "...the amount of heads that will roll in the process will make the french revolution look like a cakewalk in comparison." No...people died in the French Revolution...this is just shuffling money around. Yea, I got the joke, but lets put things in perspective here.

    5. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Well, since we're on the topic of lawyer jokes (don't tell me the USPTO isn't that), here's one I always enjoyed despite it's simplicity.

      What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

      A bucket.

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    6. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by corntoole · · Score: 1

      As my wife is both a lawyer, a woman of integrity and honor, and the sweetest thing on earth, I am offended. And I'd challenge anywho who says otherwise to a duel.

    7. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      So she reads slashdot, eh?

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    8. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by grungefade · · Score: 0

      didnt the french revolution already look like a cakewalk?

    9. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have confirmed his wife's sweetness...

    10. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Q: Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep?

      A: Because deep down they're nice people.

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    11. Re:*Grabs popcorn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dueling is illegal. Surely your resident lawyer could have told you that...

  6. Prior art by csoto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are an umber of "ASCII art" utilities out there that "streamed" images to teletypes and terminals way back when. Some pretty racy images at times, too ;)

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    1. Re:Prior art by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      Some pretty racy images at times, too ;)

      Yeah, that picture of Snoopy had all the women in the data center giggling.

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    2. Re:Prior art by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative

      Were they compressed, stored, transmitted and then decompressed? And were they audioand/or video files? Looks like this is what's needed.

      So you need to see if the first ever digtially transmitted compressed audio or video file predates this patent.

      I suspect it does. There must have been countless zipped audio samples on bulletin boards by 1992.

    3. Re:Prior art by justanyone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wait a minute!

      You had women in your data center??? COOOOOOLLL!

      We had curmudgeonly old farts in plaid flannel shirts and ugly ties; long-haired wierdos in heavy metal t-shirts, jeans, and hiking boots; engineering guys in white shirts and ties that were too smart to stay long; otherwise normal-looking seikhs dudes (with various colors of turbans) trying to finish some project and not talking to people; and otherwise GENERALLY NO WOMEN WHATSOEVER which really sucked. Especially because at the time I was single and had no attractiveness of which I was aware.

    4. Re:Prior art by missing000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not only that, but modems in that age almost universally compressed content on both sides of the pipe.

      That would appear to make my online chess playing qualify as prior art.

    5. Re:Prior art by rembem · · Score: 2, Informative

      Were they compressed, stored, transmitted and then decompressed? And were they audioand/or video files? Looks like this is what's needed.


      Compression: Glyps are compressed using ascii codes

      Decompressed: Ascii-byte-codes decompress to glyps.

      Video/Audio: Some ascii-art has animation and beeps.

    6. Re:Prior art by nkh · · Score: 2, Funny

      During a (boring) college C++ course, a friend of mine tried the following combination: 'ssh -C' and 'mplayer -vo sdl:aalib' to watch an episode of Naruto...

    7. Re:Prior art by ronaldb64 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Were they compressed, stored, transmitted and then decompressed? And were they audioand/or video files? Looks like this is what's needed.

      So you need to see if the first ever digtially transmitted compressed audio or video file predates this patent.

      I suspect it does. There must have been countless zipped audio samples on bulletin boards by 1992.

      There sure was. Remember the Commodore 64? There were tons of "demo's" out for them, doing stuff with a C64 it was never intented for (try and get that picture out of your head). Most of them sported soundtracks, and definately had something aking to video.

      Unless my memory is failing me, that was in the mid-80's. And one of the main distribution media for those files were BBS's... Can Mr. Rogers say 'prior art'?

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    8. Re:Prior art by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had a dream:

      Ten years from now, I'll be working in a large data center running primarily on UNIX variants. The company tour guide will lead his group in on the balcony, and will say, "Here are prime examples of the Berkeley Long-Hair. It's just about their feeding time."

      Then the dumb waiter opens and there's some pizza...

    9. Re:Prior art by Nosajjason · · Score: 1

      Let's look at the broadest claim:
      1. A transmission system for providing information to be transmitted to remote locations, the transmission system comprising:
      library means for storing items containing information; identification encoding means for retrieving the information in the items from the library means and for assigning a unique identification code to the retrieved information;
      conversion means, coupled to the identification encoding means, for placing the retrieved information into a predetermined format as formatted data;
      ordering means, coupled to the conversion means, for placing the formatted data into a sequence of addressable data blocks;
      compression means, coupled to the ordering means, for compressing the formatted and sequenced data blocks;
      compressed data storing means, coupled to the data compression means, for storing as files the compressed, sequenced data blocks received from the data compression means with the unique identification code assigned by the identification encoding means; and
      transmitter means, coupled to the compressed data storing means, for sending at least a portion of one of the files to one of the remote locations.

      At least from the conversion to the transmitting means there is good prior art out there.
      I would begin by looking at early DARPANET / ARPANET research.
      Specifically, the research of Robert E. Kahn, Leonard Kleinrock, Daniel C. Lynch and Vinton Cerf on TCP/IP communications. Most people don't realize it, but much of the original work that resulted in TCP/IP was based on radio communications.
      Thus, there may be a good obviousness argument to be made. We will see.
      There is almost always prior art... it is just a question of if you find it can you convince someone it is prior art.

    10. Re:Prior art by srenker · · Score: 1

      And there was actually some audio for line printers, though I don't know if anyone ever transmitted it over a modem. Surely someone RJE'd an audio program to another site?

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    11. Re:Prior art by gokeln · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but the only item that really matters is claim #1. It states specifically "items containing information", not audio and video. If prior art can be shown to invalidate claim #1, all the other claims fall, too. I can think of so many items prior to 1992 that kill this claim, I'm sure that any good IP attorney could do the same. Little companies may give in because the legal costs outweigh the licensing fee. The big guys can stand up to this and kill it dead. One big example comes to mind: Project Gutenberg. They stored their text files (ordered data files maintained in a library, transmitted via ftp) in a compressed format, IIRC. These guys are IP terrorists, and you can neither negotiate nor give in to terrorists. If you do, it only encourages more terrorism, and next time, it'll be bigger and badder.

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    12. Re:Prior art by sabernet · · Score: 1

      Is there an easy way to submit this to the USPTO, thereby causing them to re-assess and making any further claims by this company mute?

    13. Re:Prior art by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Did it work?

    14. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People on slashdot definitely can't spell definitely.

    15. Re:Prior art by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I've always had this vision that in 20 years time I'll be sitting in a booth at a RenFair or a folk festival slaving away at C code like a guy at a glass blowing demonstration, some guy on a soap box describing what I'm doing, and a giant green screen mirroring my keystrokes to an audience:

      ...and now he is terminating the interrupt sequence, and returning control to the program stack. This was a very important step in ancient computer programming... Now if he is finished with the text editor, he will close the file and move on to the compiler...

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    16. Re:Prior art by shragei · · Score: 1

      I think there was prior art. Compuserv modified the gif format to handle multable images back in 1989.

      As anything on the internet is on demand. If it can be proven that animated gifs were used in web pages before Acacia filed for its patents. Their patents on compress video on demand will become void

    17. Re:Prior art by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If it can be proven that animated gifs were used in web pages before Acacia filed for its patents.

      Hmmm.... Unlikely. The patent was filed 2 years before the web was invented.

      Of course, the whole point of GIF compression was for downloading, so if the patent is too general, this may invalidate it. You would need to prove that there was prior art though. This would imply that you would need to get sued first. You would also probably need to hire legal representation, since the legal system is kinda biased towards lawyers.

      Sorry. That was just a gripe about the legal system.

    18. Re:Prior art by sploo22 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've done it myself. It's pretty crummy quality at 64kbps, though.

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    19. Re:Prior art by Schaffner · · Score: 2, Informative

      On another story about Bob Bemer ("The father of ASCII") there was a link to his web site. In an article titled "How ASCII Came About" I found this:

      Bob Bemer, at IBM, foresaw eventual computer involvement in communication. In 1960 July he described a communication method using computers at both ends, the originator compressing the text, the receiver reconstituting it.

      So, it looks like we have prior art from 44 years ago!

    20. Re:Prior art by gokeln · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, not. Once the patent is granted, your only recourse is to wait to be sued. However, if you know someone else is being sued, you could certainly volunteer any relevant info. In this case, however, it is so obvious (at least to me), that the big boys should have no trouble. IANAL, but I've dealt with a few, some even human beings.

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  7. Patent enforcement by Roryking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it just me or do these issues only seem to happen when some no-name corporation "remembers" that they somehow invented a wide-sweeping technology? It seems that when legitmate corporations enforce patent/copyright for things they actually invented from the get-go, nobody questions it. Is it human spirit to "take what you can get when they're not looking" or are these bozos just out to make a cheap buck?

    1. Re:Patent enforcement by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      It is called a "submarine patent" I believe. Corporations patent something, keep quiet until they would recieve maximum fees back from infringing companies (i.e. when the technology has become popular), and then start enforcing it. Someone on /. a while back suggested a scheme that unless patent-holding companies enforced their patent from the outset, they could not enforce it later on, or some similar idea.

    2. Re:Patent enforcement by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      exactly why patents for computer or software technologies need to be limited to fewer years. 10 maybe? 6? but 17 or 20, whatever it is these days? that's an eternity in technology time. 6 years would probably be too few, considering the patent is retroactive (if that's the word i want) from the date you submitted it. so say you submitted it, then it took the patent office 2 years to grant it, you only have 4 years of exclusive rights after you know it's been granted. that's pretty slim, if it's something you want to base a business on.

      all of this wouldn't be much of a problem, the duration of a patents lifetime i mean, if the patent office was sane.

    3. Re:Patent enforcement by Rufus88 · · Score: 1


      Is it human spirit to "take what you can get when they're not looking" or are these bozos just out to make a cheap buck?

      Yes.

    4. Re:Patent enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it human spirit to "take what you can get when they're not looking" or are these bozos just out to make a cheap buck?

      Human nature at it's most elemental...

      Selfish and sinful.

    5. Re:Patent enforcement by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it just me or do these issues only seem to happen when some no-name corporation "remembers" that they somehow invented a wide-sweeping technology?

      Yeah, that seems about right. Patents are simply broken. Their intention was to promote innovation, yet I cannot think of an example recently (past 50-75 years) where innovation happens as a result of patenting something. If anything, it actually hinders innovation.

      The infamous laser patent went on for almost 20 years. I don't know of the benefits Gould got by winning the patent, but lasers have become ubiquitous. Look at how many things we use every day that have lasers in them. Bar code scanners, CD players/burners, fiber optics, laser pointers, etc etc. How much innovation would have come from lasers if there were some large tax on the technology?

      Also, it seems as though the stupid patents are also the most profitable. Like the "one click" thingy, or Symbol's patent on a "bar code reader with a trigger". Yes, the next time you are at a store and you see a barcode reader with a trigger, odds are its a Symbol product. If not, the "technology" is licensed from Symbol. I used to work with hand held barcode scanners, and I've only used one that was not a Symbol. I don't see too much innovation in the "one click" or "triggered barcode scanners".

      Another problem with patents, is that they do nothing to the "little guy" who patents something. First, the little guy probably has no means to mass produce the patented item, so what the hell is he innovating? Thinking of something and doing something are two different things. Also, if the little guy has a patent on something, it is up to them to defend it. This costs big bucks and takes considerable amount of time, two things a little guy does not have to spare. I laugh at those comercials where the people say "If I had a patent I'd be rich!" I doubt it. Most "self made" rich people are those that start their own business, bust their ass, and make it work (independant of patents).

    6. Re:Patent enforcement by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Also, if the little guy has a patent on something, it is up to them to defend it. This costs big bucks and takes considerable amount of time, two things a little guy does not have to spare

      I'm glad to see someone else recognizing this fact.

      Your post has been up for 4 days now and you have no troll replies? Usually when I post something like this I'll have a troll or AC hit me with "Get a lawyer! They'll do it for you!" within 10 minutes. Am I paranoid or do I really have a gang of online trolls follwing me around?

      Most "self made" rich people are those that start their own business, bust their ass, and make it work (independant of patents)

      I'd like to agree but I think most "self made" rich people come from a background which facilitates making their business work. Associations tied to family or to the neighborhood in which they grew up or where they went to school which lead to greater opportunity down the road. Sure there are "rags-to-riches" poster children but that's exactly why they make good stories and movies--they're unlikely poster children. It may sound a little cynical but moving between social classes here in the US is little different than doing it in a nation which has formalized the divisions. The real difference is that, here in the US, we don't have the formality so you never really know what you need to do to make it.

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  8. Well I for one have found.... by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The audio/video feeds of SCO's copyright infringement lawsuits to be highly entertaining. ;)

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  9. Going after little guys first... by PornMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that the reason they went after the online porn industry was to establish legal precedent.

    After all, in court, isn't it simple enough to find bias against people who "harm society" to make judgements not based on the rule of law?

    -PM

    1. Re:Going after little guys first... by Heem · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!"

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    2. Re:Going after little guys first... by justanyone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!" (Reference: protecting children from online porn).

      Think of the children? What about the adolescents?! As an adolescent myself, I had a great interest in the porn industry, from a purely... "research-driven" point of view (grin).

      I get fed up with the pr0n == evil crowd, especially in the conservative-religious parts of the U.S. (and its representatives in the U.S. court system). Yah, there's some evil exploitation there, agreed, it's a legal form of prostitution to have sex for money in front of a camera (which probably pisses them off to no end). But, for the most part that I've seen, there's also a lot of good clean artistic (jerkoff) photography.

      Masterbation is not evil, it's safe sex, and I would think the religious crowd would be supporting it to some degree. After all, what practical solution would YOU offer an ultra-horney 16 year old boy or girl? (yes, normal girls get horney too, get over it). That's right, tell them to solve their problem, but do it alone, and leave the stuff that has adult consequences for when they're an adult.

      Somehow I really doubt that this company (which i've never heard of) really invented the concept of online pr0n. When did playboy.com start? When did the first porn site go up? When was http invented? Talk to some of the guys back at U of Illinois who wrote the percursor to Apache (NCSI?). They were college students - they probably tried sending compressed (zipped) video or .bmp still photos at some point.

      Compressing video is vital to sending it over the net, and video is almost by definition, entertainment- so whoever sent the first video file and the first streaming video feed (I doubt they're the same organization/person) wins that prior art bid.

      -- Kevin J. Rice

    3. Re:Going after little guys first... by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      Cue cheap joke about the collection of 17 small-adult* entertainment companies standing up to this.

      (*: erroneous punctuation.)

    4. Re:Going after little guys first... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Leo Schwab created and distributed his version of Pixar's "Red's Dream" back in 1987, followed shortly by a replacement (after Pixar objected to the original) that was a ball juggling three unicycles.

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    5. Re:Going after little guys first... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      (I realize the sarcasm.)

      Though shalt not ogle over boobies? checking... Nope, not there.

      Though shalt not yank thine own crank? checking... Nope, not here.

      What I do find are a whole lot of rules about murder, lying, bearing false witness, coveting what other people have, adultery, worshiping false idols, and taking the day off once a week. If you believe that Jesus guy, make sure you treat everybody like you would want to be treated yourself.

      What I wouldn't give to see the christian right live by those rules. Those were the ones we KNOW the big guy gave us. All the other rules they try to cram down our throat are about them trying to control other people's lives.

      They don't give a damn about children. It's just that children are the only "protected" class of people under the law.

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    6. Re:Going after little guys first... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Masterbation is not evil, it's safe sex, and I would think the religious crowd would be supporting it to some degree. After all, what practical solution would YOU offer an ultra-horney 16 year old boy or girl? (yes, normal girls get horney too, get over it). That's right, tell them to solve their problem, but do it alone, and leave the stuff that has adult consequences for when they're an adult.

      Masturbation is wrong and unhealthy, here are the facts.

  10. Big guys? by JimDabell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It appears that Acacia just had to get enough companies (Disney and Virgin Radio, among others) to pay licensing fees before they could afford a legal adventure against the big guys.

    Since when are Disney and Virgin not considered big companies?

    1. Re:Big guys? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What I want to know is, were Disney and Virgin settling or fund raising. You have to think, if you are an old school analog signal selling corp, someone suddenly putting the Kabosh on all this cheap digital media would be something worth leasing one's soul for.

      All the sudden your properties are more valuable. You can sell them without the license feels.

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    2. Re:Big guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its virgin radio, not Virgin.

      Virgin Radio used to be owned by Virgin but then they sold it to everyones favorite Ginger-haired bloke, who then sold it to SMG.

      Blame them

    3. Re:Big guys? by entrager · · Score: 1

      It doesn't say they aren't, it says they used licensing fees from them in order to sue the (other) big guys.

    4. Re:Big guys? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      See what happens, big companies realize that it will cost them more with legal fee's then it will to settle. So they settle. Then the sueing companies make a ton of money and then go after more people. Total BS!!! That is why I think that in B2B court systems, they should run it UK style - if you sue someone and you lose you have to compensate those that you sued for legal fees.

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    5. Re:Big guys? by Demodian · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are "small adult" entertainment companies (considering how most of Disney's films have humor that goes above the heads of the wee ones).

    6. Re:Big guys? by cambipular · · Score: 1

      According to this, Disney is the third largest media conglomerate, although I think they've left off GE for some reason.

  11. dumb and obvious Q for the IANAL among us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Say this company files suit against Comcast, et al, and other big media behemouths. Comast et al will argue in court against the validity of the patent being awarded. Assume they're successful, and the patent gets tossed. What recourse does this company's previous licensors have? Are they capable of reclaiming their money?

    1. Re:dumb and obvious Q for the IANAL among us... by jkabbe · · Score: 4, Informative

      A smart attorney would probably require a clause in any licensing agreement that would void the agreement if any claims of the patent are voided by the USPTO or a court. Otherwise, no, you're out of luck.

    2. Re:dumb and obvious Q for the IANAL among us... by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      But the other lawyer could insure such a clause is not in place.

      It comes down to who's driving... Does this company have the power, or does Disney have the power? (and that, of course, is open to interpretation from both sides... I'm sure Disney's lawyer believes they have the power because they have the cash, and are entertaining the contract because it's pocket change, and the other group thinks they have the power, because they have a patent, and everyone knows that means they're in the right*.)

      * I actually said that with a straight face... I should go into acting.

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  12. My vague patent by beef3k · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Patent "digitally transferring text for any purpose at all".

    2. Have wet dreams about email royalties from Yahoo, Hotmail, *starts slobbering*

    3. ????

    4. Drive the spammers out of business

    5. Profit!

    Yeah, breaks with the "Slashdot-profit-haiku" rules, but who cares.

    1. Re:My vague patent by blirp · · Score: 1
      Yeah, breaks with the "Slashdot-profit-haiku" rules, but who cares.

      Maybe you should patent it?

    2. Re:My vague patent by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Hey, it might actually work if you give it a creative name and description, such as "transferring, via a series of binary codes, hyroglyphically(sp?) represented character sets for the purpose of information propagation". Slip that one past the examiners and you have just patented everything having to do with computers, and the world is yours. Either that or the resulting outrage causes a complete overthrow of the patent system.

    3. Re:My vague patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think way too small...

      Patent Digitally transmitting data.

      now you have the world by the nuts....

    4. Re:My vague patent by beef3k · · Score: 1

      Damn! Too late for that, now that I've thrown a piece of prior art out into the open.

  13. Happy to live in Europe by Jimpqfly · · Score: 1

    .... for now, because things might change with the software patent project ! (erk)

    1. Re:Happy to live in Europe by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I still say a free software geek mass emigration to New Zealand is a good idea. Also, think of the massive LOTR reenactments we could do!

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  14. What the patent system needs by foidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is an effective deterrent against bogus patents. IE you have to pay the patent office a lofty fine if your patent gets overturned in court. However, I can't think of a system that would:
    a) get through the special interest dominated congress and
    b: Be effective at making huge companies afraid of the fine while at the same time not intimidating legitimate companies from applying for legitmate patents.
    Scylla and Charybdis...
    And yes, I do think there are legitimate software patents, for example if this company had developed it's own compression algorithm, and unique, and very specific, distribution method, then they probably deserve a patent for it, but if they just say they invented distributing entertainment digitally, then there is no basis for the patent and they should be punished accordingly.

    1. Re:What the patent system needs by Jimpqfly · · Score: 1

      ... and your own input methods ? For example a "Double-clic" ? ...

    2. Re:What the patent system needs by Rick.C · · Score: 4, Insightful
      you have to pay the patent office a lofty fine if your patent gets overturned in court.

      A more effective deterrent to bogus patents would be for the USPTO to have to pay any damages and legal costs awarded by the courts for overturned patents.

      As it stands, the USPTO has everything to gain and nothing to lose by rubber stamping everything it receives. If they had "some skin in the game" they would likely be more dilligent in their research.
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    3. Re:What the patent system needs by octal666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yes, I do think there are legitimate software patents, for example if this company had developed it's own compression algorithm, and unique, and very specific, distribution method, then they probably deserve a patent for it, but if they just say they invented distributing entertainment digitally, then there is no basis for the patent and they should be punished accordingly.

      I fear to say I agree with you, to a point, al least. I think a specific technology, software or not involved, should be patentable, the problem is not with patenting thechnologies, but when ideas are patented.

      For example, the mouse, if you patent the mouse, you are patenting one implementation of a device to interact with the computer in a graphical way. If you patent a way to push a button, it's not a technology, it's an idea. Same with an algorithm, the encryption idea should not be patentable, a given algorithm should.

      The patent for broadcasting digital entertainment is an idea, and seems to be like patenting the use of water for thirst relieving.

      With all that vague patents, why anyone has patented the operating system yet?

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    4. Re:What the patent system needs by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 1
      Well, that's definitely a good idea...

      IANAL an all that jazz, but, Is there any precedent in american law of a company suing the USPTO for damages after an awarded patent has been overturned in a court of law?

      I mean, not looking for prior art could be deemed as negligence if your job is looking for prior art.
    5. Re:What the patent system needs by burnin1965 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I disagree. If anything needs to be changed in the cost structure of the patent system it is the fees required to question a patent.

      If we are going to have a patent system then we need a fee system that doesn't show preference to corporations with deep pockets, the little guy needs access as well.

      In reading the publications from the USPTO I discovered that while the fees required to submit a patent are rather low the fees required to question a patent are significantly higher, something like 4 to 10 times if I recall.

      It seems that the current system has incentive for people to file patents but not for people to question them.

      Now to tell you the truth I don't really believe that changing the fee structure is actually the solution. What I think needs to be changed is what can be patented and who can patent.

      An idea of how you COULD do something should not be patentable. It used to be that you had to bring a copy of what you intended to patent down to the patent office. Of course that is not a reasonable practice today, however, the idea behind this practice should still be enforced. The mouse trap itself should be patented, not the idea that you could build a device to catch a small mammal.

      And patents should only be given to individuals who are in business to produce the patented device, whether that be a real human individual or a company. If an individual wants to be in the business of generating patents or holding patents then they need to make their money off selling off their patents to someone who INTENDS to actually produce something. This idea of hording large numbers of patents with the hope that someday one of them will become a windfall should be outlawed for the same reason that extortion is considered a crime.

      burnin

    6. Re:What the patent system needs by slashjames · · Score: 1

      I would also place limits on patents such as the following:
      1. No individual or corporation shall be able to apply for more than 1 patent a month.
      2. If a patent is awarded and found to be invalid, the USPTO will refund all fees for that patent to the individual or company. At the same time, the individual or company will be unable to apply for ANY patents for a period of 1 year.

  15. Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    I own the patents for the following vague ideas:

    1) A method for translating program source code into a machine runnable format.

    2) A method for displaying a computer's file system (see earlier patent for details) based on the top of a typical desk.

    3) A number system based solely on the numbers 1 and 0.

    4) A method for having sex with a computer (you know it'll happen one day... and when it does... I'm rolling in the cash)

    Anyone have the number for a good (i.e. slimey) lawyer?

    -m

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    1. Re:Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first three look fine, but you'll probably be able to find some 'prior art' on the fourth one.

    2. Re:Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 2, Funny
      1) A method for translating program source code into a machine runnable format.

      John Von Neumann owns that patent.

      2) A method for displaying a computer's file system (see earlier patent for details) based on the top of a typical desk.

      Apple owns that patent.

      3) A number system based solely on the numbers 1 and 0.

      Microsoft owns that patent. If the Onion didn't charge for archive access, I'd show you a link.

      4) A method for having sex with a computer (you know it'll happen one day... and when it does... I'm rolling in the cash)

      Isaac Asimov owns that patent.

      Sorry I ruined your retirement dreams.

    3. Re:Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, then consider this prior art: I want to produce a USB/Firewire or Wireless sex toy line. It would use built-in signals from digital media or a software-applet set of controls.

      Users could specify a pre-existing pattern or customize the vibrations and timing themselves.

      Is there any way to manipulate the headers of video files such that one could include custom patterns alongside video? ie...

      User X downloads a file from www.wirelesslust.org, and plays it through the toy's interface (which really just asks, "which file is playing?" and then passes the file on to WinAmp for play). The toy's driver then either looks at the file's meta-tags and loads the appropriate pattern into memory, or tries to download the pattern off the net based on the file's info.

      Other users could submit patterns for files (based on the hash value of the file), and have those patterns voted on, or moderated like slashdot posts.

    4. Re:Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by dido · · Score: 1

      3) A number system based solely on the numbers 1 and 0.

      Microsoft owns that patent. If the Onion didn't charge for archive access, I'd show you a link.

      I think Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz should rise out of his grave and avenge his invention. :)

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    5. Re:Finally, a HOWTO that I can profit from... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      A method for having sex with a computer

      Simple: a few beers and the ol' floppy drive starts to resemble a vigina. I suppose patenting beer goggles is not that far-fetched these days.

  16. Nuts by pubjames · · Score: 1

    Can someone remind we - what makes a valid patent?

    I mean, is it enough just to have an idea? If that's the case, I have lots of ideas how, for instance, nanotechnology might be used, and I'm sure I could write up some fancy papers about it. And I'm sure one day, some of them might come to fruition. Could I patent those ideas?

    If I can then the patent system should be abolished, or at least completely revised. Guessing how people are going to use technology in the future and then patenting those ideas should not be the basis of the patent system.

    1. Re:Nuts by softwave · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, you could not patent an IDEA...

    2. Re:Nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      keep in mind that patents expire, so if you patent something too far away in the future, then you may never profit from it. and that patent would then become public domain after it expires and so no one would ever be able to patent it again.

      though i think you sometimes need a working prototype to patent something

    3. Re:Nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep in mind that patents expire, so if you patent something too far away in the future, then you may never profit from it.

      I'm sure the PACs and lawyers are working on this....

    4. Re:Nuts by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      You have to have some sort of implementation in order for the patent to be granted. Now, certainly if you were patenting something that you couldn't quite do usefully yet, you could run into patent lifetime issues. But you wouldn't be able to patent a vague use of nanotechnology without the means to implement some sort of prototype or proof of concept. -Jacob

    5. Re:Nuts by FreshnFurter · · Score: 1

      You have to realize the idea.
      It seems that there are three steps

      1) Having the idea
      2) Writing it down in a manner that makes it feasible to implement
      3) Carry out the idea through an implementation or prototype

      and of course
      4) ???
      5) Profit

      You have to document these steps in order to have it patented. In case of dispute the date of 1) is
      the one that counts. Of course you need to have it written down with data and signed by a witness.
      Then you have to show due diligence in the application. Can't wait twenty years and then implement it. For example it is clear that Jules Verne could claim invention of space travel but there is about 100years before the implementation and he did not implement so he can't patent space travel (this is beside the fact, the man is dead).

    6. Re:Nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind you?

      How about reminding the USPTO! ;-)

    7. Re:Nuts by cdrguru · · Score: 1
      You no longer need to prove that your concept is implementable. Back in the 1800's it was a requirement to be able to supply a working model for a patent to be granted. Some people sent such models to the patent office. Clearly this became impractical.

      I believe the rule was changed someting in the 1930s. No working models, no proof of the concept being implementable. With software and "concept" patents all you need is to write it up.

    8. Re:Nuts by cdrguru · · Score: 1
      You are incorrect.

      Item 2 does not require feasability, just that you write it down in a specific and detailed manner.

      Item 3 is not required and has not been required for quite some time - I believe around 70 years.

    9. Re:Nuts by neoRUR · · Score: 1

      You don't need a prototype anymore, just a concept of its implementation. This was told to be by a patent attorney.

    10. Re:Nuts by FreshnFurter · · Score: 1

      Hm, I still think that you need to prove that it is feasible. In the description you have to show it to work. If not, where are all the perpetuum mobile patents? have seen some pretty detailed descriptions of that.

      I wasn't aware of that, but it sure helps if you have a prototype, to convince the patent bureau that you have something that works.

      70 years doesn't invalidate the Jules Verne example I guess.

      The exact quote would be:
      " A patent cannot be obtained upon a mere idea or suggestion. The patent is granted upon the new machine, manufacture, etc., as has been said, and not upon the idea or suggestion of the new machine. A complete description of the actual machine or other subject matter for which a patent is sought is required."

  17. I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by ncurses · · Score: 3, Informative

    I did some googling, and they hold the same patent in Japan and Europe. It seems like Europe has a pretty good record of not approving silly patents.

    I can't find the actual text of the patent. I tried searching the patent search engine dealy linked to in the original article, but I couldn't find it. Could someone link to it?

    And the reason they call it a patent of a HOWTO is because I do not believe Acacia Research Corporation has actually implemented the streaming video stuff that they patented. I don't think it's as broad as it sounds, but it does sound a lot like patenting an idea.

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    1. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I think this is the link

      You may be right. I'm not quite sure where the inventive step is though. I'm not good at reading patents, but it looks like they have simply patented the idea of transmitting stored compressed data.

    2. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by ncurses · · Score: 1

      "...A system of distributing video and/or audio information employs digital signal processing to achieve high rates of data compression..." It never gives the algorithm used. Sounds a lot like patenting an idea to me. So they were just issued part of a patent on gzip, bz2, zip, Z, etc?

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    3. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      It seems like Europe has a pretty good record of not approving silly patents.
      Where does it seem that way? That a common myth, but it's not true anymore since quite a while. In fact, the US, European and Japanse patent offices have made an agreement (the so-called trilateral) in which they try to use common criteria. They just use different wordings to fit it in their traditional practice (e.g., in Europe they denoted virtually everything under the Sun which you could want to patent as "technical", because technicality has long been an informal requirement in Europe to be patentable).
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    4. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's as bad as it sounds...

      Probably not. Some /. articles like to take the vague summary "a method to do X" and ignore the fact that this is just that... a vague summary, it is one PARTICULAR method of doing X and not X itself. Also patent claims tend to be written in a general, broad way and then get narrower and narrower.

      A method for making marks on paper.
      1) I invented a writing implement
      2) It uses ink
      3) It's the ball-point pen
      4) A ball-point pen that can write upside down
      5) A ball-point pen that accomplishes this in a particular way.
      6) Here is *exactly* how it works.

      The broadest claims aren't really expected to be upheld and aren't pursued - pretty much they just put the later claims into context. The next couple of claims are your wet dream "I hope there's no prior art... I'll be a gazillionare". The next few claims are what you are realistically hoping to profit from. The narrowest claim is your disappointing fall-back - there are lots of other ways to do it, it's easy to avoid infringing your patent with only minor changes BUT maybe someone will find it worth something to do it your way without having to make those changes.

      Another thing that happens is that we all look back with 20/20 vision. "it's obvious"... Well it's obvious NOW but was it then. Perhaps in this case, especially for the broadest claims. In the case of small companies that may have truly invented something they don't have the ability to enforce them - which why they sell them to Acacia - but several years may go by during which subsequent people come up with similar or identical ideas. After it becomes commonplace it seems obvious but it wasn't back when the patent was granted. IBM has the clout to make sure it's patents are respected and that people coming up with the idea independently (but later) don't infringe. Imagine the response by "Big Corp Inc." when IBM calls to say that Big Corp is infringing on a patent as opposed to Joe Inventor calling from his basement office. IBM pretty quickly gets some kind of licensing deal while Joe Inventor gets put off until when he finally gets onto /. everybody says "but that is so obvious, everyone's been doing that for years". True but perhaps Joe Inventor has been getting put off for those years and finally gave up on seeing all the profits himself so he sold the patent at a discount to Acacia.

    5. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      "In fact, the US, European and Japanse patent offices have made an agreement " There's no "European" patent office. Each country within the EU has its own separate patent office, and its own separate patent laws. Some countries permit the patenting of software patents, some currently do not. Even if (when) the EU patent directive is introduced there still will not be a "European" patent office, or even a Europe-wide agreement as to what is and is not patentable.

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    6. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, being granted, the broadest implementation can be used to intimidate you.

      AFTER you spend moolah defending the suit, the patent is deemed not infringed because of another more specific patent. For which you may get sued.

      So how is this good?

    7. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by Halo1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There's no "European" patent office
      This organisation thinks differently. And the granted European software patents on this page also indicate otherwise.
      Each country within the EU has its own separate patent office, and its own separate patent laws.
      Yes and no. They indeed all have national patent offices and patent laws, but those patent laws are all based on the European Patent Convention (EPC) from 1973 (which incidentally included the establishment the European Patent Office (EPO)).

      Note however that the EPO is not an EU body, it lives completely outside the EU (there are countries who signed the EPC and which thus recognise the EPO, but which are not in the EU).

      Some countries permit the patenting of software patents, some currently do not.
      It's a bit more complex than that. First of all, when you go to the EPO and get a European patent, you can designate in which countries it should be valid. Since the EPO happily grants software patents, you can get software patents in all EU countries, regardless of the national patent office's practice.

      However, when you want to enforce a patent, you have to do so before a national court in the country where you want to enforce it. When you look at this, only in the UK software patents have been successfully enforced in the general case. In The Netherlands for example, no-one has ever even tried to enforce a software patent. In Germany, software patents have been generally unenforceable until now.

      Even if (when) the EU patent directive is introduced there still will not be a "European" patent office, or even a Europe-wide agreement as to what is and is not patentable.
      Given that all EU countries signed the EPC, there actually is already a European-wide agreement on what is patentable and what not: see article 52 of the EPC. An EU directive cannot change anything to the EPC or the EPO however, since that these fall outside the EU. It can change things to the laws of the member states however, which means they can influence the enforceability of patents (as these have to be contested in front of national courts).

      As you may have seen, article 52 EPC excludes computer programs, mathematical methods and business methods from being an invention (and thus from patentability). The catch is article 52(3), which states that those exclusions only pertain to the subject matter "as such". What this used to mean, is that you could never get a patent on something where the only contribution lied in one of those things (maths etc), but that otoh an patentable invention which also contains a computer program, does not suddenly become unpatentable

      Since the EPO wanted to start granting software patents (their advisory board consists of corporate lawyers from IBM, Nokia etc, and they make money per granted patent), they changed that interpretation: now they say that this exlclusion means that e.g. computer programs not as such are patentable. Now what is a computer program not as such? A computer program executed by a computer, and to make it absolutely clear those are patentable, they call those "computer-implemented inventions" nowadays.

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    8. Re:I doubt it's as bad as it sounds... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      So how is this good?

      I didn't say it's good, I said the threat is usually overstated in the /. story. Traditionally on slashdot they take the abstract which talks about the patent claims *generally* and complain about how general the patent is.

      It *is* true that many patents make claims that are overly broad. This is not good - but as a practical matter it is often not something to get your panties in a bunch about prematurely. As the article pointed out if Acacia tries for too broad an interpretation on a patent they are more likely to run into prior art which could invalidate the patent - even narrower bits they maybe COULD have successfully defended. If they avoid prior art by interpreting the patent very narrowly they end up with a patent that is easy to bypass. The patent holder is not only limited by the text of the patent but also by the practical consideration that if they get too greedy they run the risk of losing it all. For practical reasons the USPTO can only put applications through a cursory vetting process. The real vetting happens in the courts during disputes - this is bad (for everyone but lawyers) but there are still limits to how far a patent holder can abuse his overly broad patent.

  18. When the patent is ruled invalid... by scotpurl · · Score: 1

    ...will the companies that were sued and lost get their money back?

    1. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well no. They couldn't have been sued and lost, because the validity of the patent would have been tested in court during their trial.

      No, the people who would lose are the ones who settle. Since they didn't fight it, they basically said "here is free money, stop annoying me." Most settlements don't include agreements about if this patent should "go away." Though frankly, I would want to make sure my lawyer worked like hell to get it in.

      Now I'm curious. Disney's lawyers are as infamous (or infamouse) as IBM's. What are they doing settling out of court for an iffy patent?

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    2. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might be worried that successfully challenging an "iffy" patent would affect their strategy for "eternal copyrights".

    3. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could be on a percentage. ie. Just 'settling' to drum up more custom for the scammers.

    4. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... by SpootFinallyRegister · · Score: 1

      Easy... Acacia demands a sealed settlement from Disney so that the amount of the settlement is completely private. Terms of settlement: $0.69, payable by certified check. Guaranteed settlement. Acacia gets to be some fuzzy precedent, and lead counsel gets to supersize his lunch for free. Disney is an angry behemoth, and if Acacia asked for anything, it would have gone to court. Do you think Acacia really wanted that?

    5. Re:When the patent is ruled invalid... by qtp · · Score: 1

      Disney's lawyers are as infamous (or infamouse) as IBM's. What are they doing settling out of court for an iffy patent?

      Because the existance of this (and similar) patents fits the Disney Corp's business model. I would be surprised if Disney did not find a way to get in on the action (perhaps as an investor or through a venture capital fund).

      Maybe Comcast will go the same route.

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  19. what is the desired outome of this ? by giampy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The more mess is created the more people will realize how broken is the software patenting system ...

    I am almost hoping for a victory of Acacia in this, with the big players have to pay a lot o money and give Acacia even more strenght ...

    what side do you stand for and why ??

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    1. Re:what is the desired outome of this ? by matt2004 · · Score: 1

      The only outcome I can forsee from digital media companies paying a licensing fee to Acacia is increased costs for subscribers and users of that media, which I'm sure is something nobody wants.

    2. Re:what is the desired outome of this ? by Ashyukun · · Score: 1

      Except for Acacia (and by association, their stockholders), it would appear.

  20. Software patents for Open Source Only by starfire-1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I feel that software patents should only be awarded if the source code is open. Not necessarily GPL'd, but open in that your competition may have a legitimate opportunity to view the design.

    Seventy five years ago, if you devised a new engine for a car, your competition could buy one, rip it apart and copy your ideas. So patents made sense. But in closed source software design, the products are black boxes that frequently can be describe only on more general terms. So we get these patent applications for abstract functions.

    IMHO, patents should only be awarded if a company is willing to open its source code to an extent. It can still be proprietary, but there must be the legitimate opportunity for someone else to be able to "look inside" to see how it works. If a company want to keep it's code closed, fine. But no patent.

    Just my two cents.

    1. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Halo1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's also the European Parliament's opinion: if you mention the use of software in your patent claims, you have to provide a reference implementation of this software according to them. Of course, that's just another thing that the Council threw out again...

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    2. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Patenting software is a bit like patenting unpublished novels. You get a patent for "well, the story goes sort of like this...", and get to sue anyone who has a story that is at all similar.

      As you say, the source code goes unreleased and unpublished, so all you've got to go on is the vague description of how the "story sort of goes" to compare an potentially infringing story to.

      Imagine if this was the standard for plaigarism (which is, admittedly, under copyright law, not patents, but that's mostly because you can't patent stories - if you could, believe me, plenty of people would). Madness.

      Surely patents are for the implementation - didn't you have to provide actual design blueprints etc. if you were patenting a new kind of engine? If you have to patent it on that levl - that is, patent a particular set of source files (where obvious derivatives etc. would still be liable), then software patents might almost work. Then again, you'd largely be duplicating existing copyright law, and what would be the point?

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      IMHO, patents should only be awarded if a company is willing to open its source code to an extent. It can still be proprietary, but there must be the legitimate opportunity for someone else to be able to "look inside" to see how it works. If a company want to keep it's code closed, fine. But no patent.

      In days of yore, that's how it worked: if you had a great idea, you could choose to patent it (and disclose it in the patent application) or you could keep it closely guarded as a trade secret. You could not have it both ways.

      The danger of holding it as a trade secret was that someone else might independently stumble upon it and then you're out of luck (or as we say now: screwed).

      Now it seems that you can have it both ways. Very sad.

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    4. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Mazzie · · Score: 1

      What makes it worse is that Acacia does not even have any code to show. They have basically replaced the "code" with technical drawings explaining a "process" or "idea".

      It would be different if they had a piece of software that was written and accomplishes the "idea", that pre-dates any other company's software that accomplishes the same "idea".

      I think a line needs to be drawn for software patents to be approved. Don't tell me how it should work, show me that it does work.

      I believe the patent office was born out of a need to patent inventions, with tangible prototypes. With software and technology it seems you are able to patent your "Eureka moment" without having to prove its viable or even possible.

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    5. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Interesting
      When I was a kid in school, they explained patents to me this way:


      If you invent something really cool, you should have a shot at making money off of it.


      But--everybody else wants to use your really cool invention, too.


      In the interests of fairness to you and to everybody else, the patent was created.


      First, you have to tell everybody how to do what you did. You have to provide prints, drawings, an explanation of how it works, and demonstrate a working model of the invention.


      Then you get your chance to make money--for a while.


      After that, your invention becomes something that everyone else can build on and improve.--In fact, as soon as you submit the patent, everybody else can build on and improve your invention. They just can't actually use your invention until you get your chance to make your bucks.


      This provides some incentive for inventors to invent. And some incentive for inventors to share their inventions.


      This was only the explanation that was given to children. Maybe the real intent of patent law is to enable unscrupulous entities (corporate and individual) to keep the maximum amount of dollars and control for themselves.


      Don't we have an organization whose job it is to tell us what the writers of those laws intended?


      Are they on vacation? Or have they been bought?

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    6. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Seventy five years ago, if you devised a new engine for a car, your competition could buy one, rip it apart and copy your ideas."
      Patents do not protect 'ideas'. They protect specific implementations of ideas.

    7. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by torokun · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer, merely a law student. Don't rely on my statements as legal advice.

      My understanding is that you may include source in a patent specification now, but it's optional. With the current PTO system, including source with each patent would be wasteful. (They're almost always submitted on _paper_.) Not to mention, the examiner wouldn't really be able to review it thoroughly. It's possible that in the future, with a better electronic patenting system, this could be more feasible.

      But there's another reason not to do this. Software is copyrightable and patentable for a reason. The code itself may be protected by copyright, but a patent is for something else entirely. It's for the innovative methods, processes, combinations, etc, the inventor has implemented in code. It covers not just that exact code, but also other methods of implementing the same invention. This means, for instance, that someone can't just reimplement it in a different language and use it freely.

      So source code is only relevant to a patent to the extent it demonstrates a reduction to practice of the invention, and some other things. It's the _claims_, i.e. the 'code' of the patent, that are really what's being patented. When you patent an engine, you're not patenting that actual engine implementation. You're patenting an innovation, and saying "here, check out this engine, which exemplifies my invention and proves that it works." So the code would be useful to coders who want to understand the ideas better, but might also mislead people into taking the code as the patent rather than the claims. A requirement for patenting at present is that one of ordinary skill in the art (not an expert) could practice the invention by reading the patent.

    8. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Funny that you should bring up automobiles.

      If you google for Selden Patent, you'll find that 100 years ago this wasn't the case. Selden patented a "road engine" in 1895 and, though just about everyone else did license it, Ford didn't and then spent 8 years in court before the patent was finally declared invalid. It was still valid for the specific engine example included in the patent itself, which wasn't actually used by anyone.

      I don't know the specifics of the patent or the case itself, so I can't determine whether this was just the court saying "Sorry, even though your patent is valid, we can't have you suing everyone who ever bought a Ford." or if the patent itself was considered too vague.

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    9. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      But there's another reason not to do this. Software is copyrightable and patentable for a reason. The code itself may be protected by copyright, but a patent is for something else entirely. It's for the innovative methods, processes, combinations, etc, the inventor has implemented in code. It covers not just that exact code, but also other methods of implementing the same invention. This means, for instance, that someone can't just reimplement it in a different language and use it freely.

      Let's be honest though, I imagine copyright law would extend fairly happily to covering a simple translation of your copyrighted source code to a new language. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'll still get sued for copyright violation if I take the latest Harry Potter book and translate it into French.

      Even if I just translate the ideas of the Harry Potter over, I can still get in some difficulty, as this guy in Russia found out. That case is far from cut and dried (the link is fairly old, and I forget what the final results of the case were), but it certainly made it to court. If source code were held to the same levels with regard to copyright I don't think there would be any need for software patents as you claim.

      Jedidiah.

    10. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Seventy five years ago, if you devised a new engine for a car, your competition could buy one, rip it apart and copy your ideas. So patents made sense.


      So without patents, the improved engine would be in new cars immediately.
      But with patents, we have to wait twenty years before other companies can start making them.

      So patents reduce competition, and you're claiming this is a good thing?

      The theory of patents is that they do something bad (grant a monopoly) to promote something good (creating inventions).

      This reasoning is commonly refered to as "the ends justifying the means".

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    11. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by torokun · · Score: 1

      The fundamental point is that copyright is meant to protect the exact wording of a work. There is a fudge factor, but this is the essential idea. So completely insignificant changes to code are probably still protected by copyright.

      But what patents do is allow you to protect a method of doing something, for instance, implemented in a variety of ways. These methods could be implemented in a variety of ways to attempt to avoid the protection, but patents are meant to protect all variations that implement essentially the same elements as are in the claims.

      You could use different 3rd party libraries to fulfill certain functions of an invention, but if you use them to perform the same functions, and put them together in the same way, you're still going to infringe a patent on that invention. In that case, the code is completely different, but serves the same function at a much higher level. This couldn't be covered by copyright.

    12. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Did you read the link? There's a pretty damn huge fudge factor going on there (there is little on common between the stories beyond vague similarity of name, and basic setting). Thet covers exactly what you are talking about. That's copyright law in practice for books. If it worked that way for software, I repeat, there would be no need for software patents. EVERYTHING you're talking about there falls within the scope of plaigarism/copyright cases such as the one I linked to.

      Jedidiah

    13. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Maybe the real intent of patent law is to enable unscrupulous entities (corporate and individual) to keep the maximum amount of dollars and control for themselves.
      Actually, according to the U.S. Constitution, the purpose of patents is to promote the progress of useful arts and sciences. Any patent or copyright law that does not further that end should be ruled unconstitutional. They aren't, but they should be.
      Don't we have an organization whose job it is to tell us what the writers of those laws intended?
      Again, we have the Constitution to tell us what the intent of the law is or should be. If you are an American citizen, the "organization" responsible for upholding the Constitution is you. Get involved with local politics or grassroots movements that you agree with. Nobody can "buy you out" if you don't let them.
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    14. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      If you invent something really cool, you should have a shot at making money off of it.
      But--everybody else wants to use your really cool invention, too.
      In the interests of fairness to you and to everybody else, the patent was created.
      This line of thinking completely falls apart when you consider:
      • Trade secrets (e.g. food/drink formulas)
      • Life isn't fair, why should inventors bother sharing when they don't need to share?
      Patents were created to combat trade secrets; the money (iff licensed) is a side-effect.
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    15. Re:Software patents for Open Source Only by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      Red herrings abound in your argument, goldfndr (are you a Bond fan or a geologist?).


      You don't have to patent your idea. The most common example cited is usually the formual for "Coke" or the Colonel's 11 herbs & spices.


      As far as life not being fair--I don't think that's the issue here. If the inventors don't want to share, (again), they don't have to.


      But, if they expect the rest of society to give them something (a temporary monopoly, protected by force of law), then society want something back.

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  21. With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by pyr0r0ck3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next thing you know, Al Gore's gonna be suing over his invention of the Internet

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    1. Re:With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Claim: Vice-President Al Gore claimed that he "invented" the Internet.

      Status: False.

      Origins: No,
      Al Gore did not claim he "invented" the Internet, nor did he say anything that could reasonably be interpreted that way. The derisive "Al Gore said he 'invented' the Internet" put-downs are misleading distortions of something he said (taken out of context) during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN's "Late Edition" program on 9 March 1999. When asked to describe what distinguished him from his challenger for the Democratic presidential nomination, Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Gore replied (in part):

      During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.

      Clearly, although Gore's phrasing was clumsy (and self-serving), he was not claiming that he "invented" the Internet (in the sense of having designed or implemented it), but that he was responsible for helping to create I also invented the microphone the environment (in an economic and legislative sense) that fostered the development of the Internet. Al Gore might not know nearly as much about the Internet and other technologies as his image would have us believe, and he certainly has been guilty of stretching (if not outright breaking) the truth before, but to believe that Gore seriously thought he could take credit for the "invention" of the Internet -- in the sense offered by the media -- is just silly. (To those who say the words "create" and "invent" mean the same thing: If they mean the same thing, then why have the media overwhelmingly and consistently cited Gore as having claimed he "invented" the Internet when he never used that word? The answer is that the words don't mean the same thing, but by substituting one word for the other, commentators can make Gore's claim sound [more] ridiculous.)

      However, validating even the lesser claim Gore intended to make is problematic. Any statement about the "creation" or "beginning" of the Internet is difficult to evaluate, because the Internet is not a homogenous entity (it's a collection of computers, networks, protocols, standards, and application programs), nor did it all spring into being at once (the components that comprise the Internet were developed in various places at different times and are continuously being modified, improved, and expanded). Despite a spirited defense of Gore's claim by Vint Cerf (often referred to as the "father of the Internet") in which he stated "that as a Senator and now as Vice President, Gore has made it a point to be as well-informed as possible on technology and issues that surround it," many of the components of today's Internet came into being well before Gore's first term in Congress began in 1977, and it's hard to find any specific action of Gore's (such as his sponsoring a Congressional bill or championing a particular piece of legislation) that one could claim helped bring the Internet into being, much less validate Gore's statement of having taken the "initiative in creating the Internet."

      It's true that Gore was popularizing the term "information superhighway" in the early 1990s (when few people outside academia or the computer/defense industries had heard of the Internet) and has introduced a few bills dealing with education and the Internet, but even though Congressman, Senator, and Vice-President Gore may always have been interested in and well-informed about information technology issues, that's a far cry from having taken an active, vital leadership role in bringing about those technologies. Even if Al Gore had never entered the political arena, we'd probably still be reading web pages via the Internet today.

      Last updated: 27 September 2000

      The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm

    2. Re:With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by The+I+Shing · · Score: 3, Informative

      Al Gore's gonna be suing over his invention of the Internet

      This might be a bit off-topic, but my curiousity is piqued.

      Where exactly can I find a reliable source that quotes Al Gore as having said that he invented the internet?

      I mean, I read that, in 1999, he stated in an interview, "'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet," by which he meant securing funding for it, but nowhere have I found, outside of message board posts, that Al Gore actually claimed to have invented the internet itself.

      I read that he told a House committee about the internet in 1989, remarking, "I genuinely believe that the creation of this nationwide network will create an environment where work stations are common in homes and even small businesses." Geez, what a crackpot!

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    3. Re:With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by philotag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The first google hit for "al gore created the internet debunked" is http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm

    4. Re:With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by hugesmile · · Score: 2, Funny
      Vint Cerf, often refered to as the Father of the Internet (didn't he invent Web Cerfing?) defended Al Gore, and spoke of his great contribution (not a technical contribution).

      But I think that the Internet would not exist without one key technology - the Algorithm, obviously named after Al himself.

    5. Re:With lawsuits being the "In-Thing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that he told a House committee about the internet in 1989, remarking, "I genuinely believe that the creation of this nationwide network will create an environment where work stations are common in homes and even small businesses."

      Am I really the only person who knows that the internet existed before 1989? Yes, Gore did help the already-existing internet grow, but there is no way to confuse that with creating it in the first place.

  22. Prove it. by mrshowtime · · Score: 1

    What sucks, is that "Big Name" companies, like Playboy have already got suckered into licensing the "technology." The Defense Lawyers really need to start attacking these patent claims. It's really getting tiresome that everyone and their grandma is trying to patent THINGS THAT ALREADY EXIST and then sue other people. Sigh...

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    1. Re:Prove it. by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What sucks, is that "Big Name" companies, like Playboy have already got suckered into licensing the "technology." The Defense Lawyers really need to start attacking these patent claims.

      And what you think the Playboy lawyers didn't already look at this and say fuck it, cheaper to license than take it to trial?

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    2. Re:Prove it. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Nicely put, and I agree, but I prefer my way of saying it:

      <anger>
      SOMEONE HERE SUE THEM AND PUT THEM OUT OF BUSINESS BEFORE THEY DO TOO MUCH DAMAGE!!!
      </anger>

      Hustler must be able to afford it, can't they?
      Please??? ;-)

      All patents like this do is limit what everyone can do, and stop people making proper use, rather than help the maker.

    3. Re:Prove it. by jkabbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of careful thought goes into deciding how much to request (or pay) in licensing fees. There is some magic number at which the potential licensee decides it is cheaper to pay the licensing fee than to risk going to trial. The patent holder is going to try very hard to accurately predict that number.

    4. Re:Prove it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that Playboy got suckered into doing anything? Suppose this company approaches playboy with the following deal:
      We publicly threaten to sue you for infringing on our stupid patent.
      You pay us some fee $X to settle the suit and license the "technology" in perpetuity. Playboy gets to continue business as usual.
      We then take your settlement money and hire lawyers to sue the crap out of your competition, using the fact that you settled the suit to give legitimacy to our claims.

      So Playboy settles the suit for $X (writing it off as a cost of doing business of course) not because they fear the litigation but because they want all their competitors to be sued into oblivion (or at least have to waste a whole bunch of money in court).

  23. Oh man... by kingstalemuffins · · Score: 1

    So, does this mean if I want to watch a movie on my computer I have to use the VGA output on my video card? Damn, I shouldn't have wasted all that money on my monitor with a DVI in.

  24. Legitimate reason for vague patents by Sarojin · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not defending Acacia or the patent process by any stretch of the imagination. I worked for an online calendaring company, and somehow got my name on the patent for the ability to search metadata online. Which of course was silly. I and the developers pointed out that it was silly and revolted against the filing of the patent.

    The lawyers convinced us that filing the patent is the only way to prevent someone else from filing a patent, covering your technology, and then suing you, forcing you to PROVE to a court (always a chancy thing) that you had created prior art. And quite frankly every innovation we made to our online calendar showed up 3 months later in someone elses calendar. In fact we even found instances where people had literally cut and pasted our code, comments and all!

    So we knew that there were unscrupulous bastards out there, willing to completely rip us off. So bearing that in mind, we agreed to file for patents, not so much to enforce them, but to protect ourselves from future suits. I agree, if the system was healthy and working, we wouldn't need to have done that, but the system is already full of sharks -- I don't blame people for getting shark repellant. Applying for the patent HAS to be done nowadays. Enforcing the patents is when I start to get mad. I know it's a fine line, but scruples and business operate in different realities.

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    1. Re:Legitimate reason for vague patents by Anonytroll · · Score: 1

      And quite frankly every innovation we made to our online calendar showed up 3 months later in someone elses calendar. In fact we even found instances where people had literally cut and pasted our code, comments and all!

      Sorry to hear that, so sue them for copyright violation.
    2. Re:Legitimate reason for vague patents by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like your company does have a legitimate case for a patent and/or copyright infringement suit, although direct copying of proprietary code is illegal with or without patents. One thing companies have always done to establish prior use of an idea is to publish it in a trade journal. That might be kind of hard to do with online calendaring software, but scientific discoveries are commonly published for the purpose of laying claim to an idea, thereby preventing the type of suit you described. IBM is known for doing this.

      As a side note, your story is very interesting and I would have modded you up if you were not a GNAA troll.

  25. What if everybody would do the same? by dtio · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Companies abuse the patent system by issuing patents on almost everythnig they can think of.

    Take for example IBM. They have patented everything related to object oriented operating systems under their Taligent/San Francisco project.

    They could sue Sun (J2EE) or Microsoft (.NET), and just anybody using things like Object-oriented window area display system, pat. no. 6,750,858, Object-oriented event notification system with listener registration of both interests and methods, pat. no. 6,424,354 or Distributed object networking service, pat. no. 6,223,217, just to name a few.

    Crazy. We have to figure out a better patent system which stills protect intelectual property but also protects us from this nonsense.

    1. Re:What if everybody would do the same? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We have to figure out a better patent system which stills protect intelectual property but also protects us from this nonsense.

      I couldn't agree more, but HOW? Unless money is to be made, lawyers and politicians aren't interested, which is basically how we got to where we are. Ethics, morals, legality, "rightness" -- none have anything to do with it.

    2. Re:What if everybody would do the same? by DFJA · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. Big companies don't generally have patents in order to sue other companies (although there are exceptions, Microsoft being an obvious example). This costs lots of money, so if best avoided. They have them as armour to prevent other companies from suing them, in order to arrange cross-licensing. This is vastly cheaper than paying lawyers.

      A good example of this is IBM's counter-suit against SCO. SCO like probably most companies, are infringing IBM's patents, but IBM doesn't care until some company sues them. That's the point at which they turn round and fight back, using their patents as ammunition.

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    3. Re:What if everybody would do the same? by drodver · · Score: 1

      Patents don't have to be about using them to make money. Companies can also use them for protection from other patents. Protective patents help avoid situations where someone patents something close to what you already do and then sues you. If you already have a patent on what you are doing then you have some amount of legal protection. Without one you have to go the route of invalidating their patent. Searching for prior-art would be a pain.

    4. Re:What if everybody would do the same? by kansas1051 · · Score: 1

      While you have a valid point, its not accurate to infer that the title of a patent determines the scope of its claims. Rather, as stated repeatedly around here, the scope of a patent is determined only by its claims. I can (and actually have) write a patent titled COMPUTER PROGRAM, SYSTEM, AND METHOD FOR TRANSFERRING FILES, but it doesnt mean I have a patent on any computer program, system, or method with transferrs files. Again, its the scope of the a patent's claim that determine the patent ability to exclude others.

      Bogus patents, like the patent which is the subject of this thread, may be delt with in a variety of ways. Even though the USPTO grants a few bogus patents per 100,000 doesnt mean we are all screwed. Anyone may file a request for inter-parties reexamination, and submit prior art, to defeat a patent. Additionally, its easy to have a patent declared invalid in litigation.

      Hopefully the additonal funds the USPTO will receive over the next few years will help the matter. IMHO, they simply need more examiners.

  26. I am getting seriously pissed off of by chris_eineke · · Score: 0, Redundant

    mickey mouse patents. Here, someone had to say it. Who does feel the same?

    M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E - MICKEYMOUSE! MICKEYMOUSE!

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  27. Typical strategy by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Informative

    If there are any lawyers out there, feel free to correct me, but I think the way you generally want to go in patent enforcement is to start by enforcing against small companies. Not so much to get money to sue the big boys, but because it's usually easier to win against the small ones. By winning, you establish a precedent for your patent's enforceability which makes a victory in a suit against the big boys more likely.

    I'm sure the money you make doesn't hurt, of course. I mean, the big boys are going to make you pay a lot more in legal fees (more paperwork for your lawyers, more back and forth motions prior to the case, etc).

    I agree with the other posters, though. We really need a better patent system because the current one is just getting abused.

    1. Re:Typical strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in this case they got a boon because some of the big players (Disney, Virgin, etc...) settled out of court. Now IANAL, but even if this doesn't have the force of a precedent they can point this out to a judge and say, "Look these companies agree with us, we aren't the nutjobs we appear to be!" They are also going one better, going after organizations that are not only small but also marginally accepted by society (at best). I mean most non-profits don't have the money for drawn-out legal battles, but there is a major PR difference between going after an adult film distrubitor and a charity!

    2. Re:Typical strategy by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although IANAL, I don't see how these settlements against small companies would have any bearing on an actual case. An actual win in court would set legal precedence, but usually the early victories are out of court settlements, which seldom admit guilt. They typically say "I will pay you X amount of dollars to settle this claim". The company could use this to intimidate others into settling, but it is my understanding that such claims have no value in court since they do not pertain to actual case law or legal decisions, and are merely agreements between 2 or more parties.

  28. the question is... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Are these big companies going to go after just this one small company?

    Or are they going to go after vague patents like this generally?

    Heres hoping that they go after the PTO as well and get these stupid vague patents gone for good (although there is about as much chance of that happening as there is of Osama Bin Laden walking into a US military base and turning himself in)

  29. Ethics by Seft · · Score: 1

    I never understand this about Slashdot. Patents: Patent law is stupid and should be broken e.g. SCO, MS Copyright: Evil pirates stealing music/games/software are bad. One man's revolutionary is another's subversive

    1. Re:Ethics by Entrope · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could you please make sense? Lobbying for a change in laws is different than lobbying for people to break laws.

      Your example can be refined and clarified. Copyright law: Copyright law is broken and needs to be fixed (DMCA, copyright duration are two examples). Copyright itself: Good idea, so don't violate others' copyrights, even if "other" is slime like Microsoft, RIAA or MPAA. Similar logic applies to patents. We don't like details of the laws, so they should be changed, but we like the concept behind the laws, so the laws should be obeyed.

  30. That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm patenting the act of patenting: "The act of registering privileges for an invention", then I'm going to sue the patent office itself. The ensuing logical paradoxes will crush the universe like a wet paper cup.

  31. Sounds like Freeny by GabeK · · Score: 1

    This is oddly similar to the Freeny patent for on-demand digital media reproduction. This is such a broad topic that couldn't have been imagined when the patent was conceived, yet E-Data is trying to push around pretty much anyone that has ever streamed a file or downloaded a song or video.

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  32. It's a rerun... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    Classic story of evil turning on itself. For reference, read just about any fantasy book ever. The evil will be weak for a while and then come back again, just worry about the ricochets and stray bullets.

  33. Suprised by nrich239 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm suprised they were able to get a patent for something so vague. A friend of mine tried to patent an idea for a new product a couple of years ago and the paperwork and the whole process was a royal pain in the ass. To me this seems like another get rich quick, but let's make it look legal for the time being scheme. Why do I see this turning out so horribly for everyone who paid lecenses?

    1. Re:Suprised by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The patent system is to provide a legal protection for inventions.

      The problem is, it's been allowed to evolve in such a way that the whole system is now really only accessible to lawyers, not inventors or engineers.

      If your friend was a lawyer - or had deep enough pockets to hire one - he'd have no problem getting a patent.

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  34. CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmmm, Wouldnt a CD be prior art? I mean its compressed, audio, can be transmitted (wireless speakers? those cd->fm thingys?)

    Just my woreless 0.02 CAD

    1. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      audio CDs are not compressed.

    2. Re:CDs by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are: The infinity of possible amplitude curves is compressed (with a very simple lossy compression algorithm implemented in hardware at the A/D converter) into a discrete sequence of values from a finite discrete set. Possibly, there was even digital compression, if the hardware delivered more bits than stored on the CD (say, 20 bits per channel from A/D vs. 16 bits on the CD). Of course, removing lower value bits is a very simple lossy compression scheme, but it's certainly lossy compression (you lose something - resolution of your audio signal - and get a more compact representation - only 80% of the original size in the 20->16 bis case).

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  35. damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew I should have patented shitty ass how to's

    defiance

  36. this is good! by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, this is GOOD. Let the big companies keep getting hosed by the patent system. Let them see how patenting IP and having closed source propietary software will constantly hose the ability to "do your work" and just keep costing money and money and money and money and be a serious PITA to actually DO anything. Eventually, doing anything even remotely fun, interesting, or productive will be so expensive that the system will crash and burn under it's own bloat. Let it become unprofitable to use patents and restrictive copyrights. Let them keepdoing what they are doing. The lawyers and licensing fees alone will start to make companies just stop being involved with it, eventually it might even get through to some legislators noggins that the patent and copyright system is completely broken and has been broken for a long time. It won't end until joe user all the way to joe big company needs to have a lawyer on a tether with them all the time, and just have their paychecks direct deposited to the lawyers account, and the lawyers cut you a small chump change allowance.

    In other words, let it burn! I feel the same way about this as I do vulnerable windows machines. The quicker it gets to a ridiculous level of unusability level the quicker it can be fixed with a REAL fix which is a total replacement system, because sure as snot they won't fix it until then, just keep applying patches that just make it worse, because they refuse to address the core issue, which is intangible thoughts shouldn't be patented in the first place. It was an INSANE precedent to let the first intangible anything get patented.

    1. Re:this is good! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I can't say I agree.

      In big business, there is a concept of "the cost of doing business."

      In other slashdot discussions, there have been many scenarios outlined where things like "paying the fine" for violating the law is cheaper than the cost of remaining in compliance. In this situation, they would naturally weigh the costs of paying off the patent holder against the potential loss of their own patent holdings. To question the asset value of a competitor's patent is to bring question to your own patent assets. I am certain you can see why many companies would have motivation to leave things as they are even if they become more painful.

      Note that you are concerned that they wake up and smell the moral implications of vague/software patents. Morals left the building somewhere between the 70's and 80's and we haven't seen them sense. It would take a great deal to bring them back.

    2. Re:this is good! by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with waiting for the situation to get absurd (IMHO, it already has) is that yes, maybe the big companies will come to their senses...but it might be after a world of hurt has fallen on small innovators such as open source developers. As you say:

      Eventually, doing anything even remotely fun, interesting, or productive will be so expensive that the system will crash and burn under it's own bloat.

      Just as Disney proved by appeasing these nitwits, it will be much easier (for a while) for large companies to just pay the IP sharks off. What if that state of affairs lasts for ten, twenty years, with FOSS projects as well as any new small software business dropping right and left? I don't want to be forced to get a rich patron with 500 lawyers on call just in order to develop a small app.

      I see your point, but this absurd-patent craze reminds me of the Soviet Union's experiment with communism. Yeah, it fizzled out after a while when the system became unusable, but there are a whole lot of East Europeans who wish it had fizzled out in 1917.

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  37. Finally... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can place a patent on a device that stabs people in the face over the internet!

  38. SCO Leads The Way... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    In other news, SCO released training materials on "howTO sue, without having any true legal basis."
    You can license this seminar* for the low low cost of your soul.

    *Seminar's are patent pending by SCO.

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  39. The Patents by Furd · · Score: 1

    Here are the patents in question (from an ExtremeTech article -- December 16, 2002 -- Porn Kings Aflame Over Multimedia Patents)

    Acacia's licensing efforts are based on five patents, all of which cover basically the same thing: patents #5,253,275, #5,550,863 and #6,002,720 are "open continuations" of patent #5,132,992, an "Audio and Video Receiving and Transmission System," which was issued in July 1992. The fifth patent, #6,144, 702, is described as a "division" of the '992 patent and was approved in November of 2000.

    The '992 patent abstract reads as follows: "A system of distributing video and/or audio information employs digital signal processing to achieve high rates of data compression. The compressed and encoded audio and/or video information is sent over standard telephone, cable or satellite broadcast channels to a receiver specified by a subscriber of the service, preferably in less than real time, for later playback and optional recording on standard audio and/or video tape."

  40. How About Working Systems by zentec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excuse my lack of understanding of the patent system, but I thought that in order to patent a process, you had to actually have a working system.

    In reviewing this patent, it doesn't appear they had much of a working system.

  41. RealNetworks' defense by ConfusedGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Judge, we have never actually been able to stream ANYTHING to our clients. Just ask our customers!"

  42. Re:What the patent system needs:peer review by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Simply send all patent applications to competing companies/scientists and allow them to draw up a list of prior art. Start from there. If the lists are all bogus, accept the application.

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  43. Small hole to drive a truck through by Gr8Apes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Turns out one of the key objectives of this patent:

    A still further object of the present invention is to provide a picture and sound transmission system wherein the selected audio/video material is sent over any one of several existing communication channels in a fraction of real time to any location chosen by the user that has a specified receiver.
    Seems to me that all current broadcasters I know of that are listed in the suit fail to meet this criteria of sending the signal in a fraction of real time, and hence, bye bye lawsuit. I wish they would, but I have to record only one show at a time, during the broadcast window, and cannot record anything else during that broadcast window, hence, I believe they fail to infringe upon this patent. of course, the obligatory: IANAL.
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    1. Re:Small hole to drive a truck through by onlyOOD · · Score: 1

      "... a fraction of real time ...". This does not necessarily mean in real time. 3/2 is a fraction, as is 1/2. So it could either be slower, equal to, or faster than real time to infringe.

    2. Re:Small hole to drive a truck through by iainl · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, 1/1 is also a fraction. I claim the TV as prior art.

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    3. Re:Small hole to drive a truck through by nerdsv650 · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that all current broadcasters I know of that are listed in the suit fail to meet this criteria of sending the signal in a fraction of real time

      Other than the companies that do digital encoding directly onto the server (does anyone?), it is safe to assume that content loading is done at greater than real-time. Regardless, we don't want anyone to weasel their way through loopholes, we want the damn patent thrown out with enough fanfare that the process gets re-examined by someone more influential than a bunch of us /. fanatics.

      IMO of course.

      -michael

  44. Patent Application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im filing a patent for whatyamacallits, thingymajigs and doohickeys.

  45. Uh, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't mean to sound like a complete jackass, but what the fuck are these people thinking?

    In one round of legal cases you're going to take on:

    • Comcast Corporation
    • Charter Communications, Inc.
    • The DirectTV Group, Inc.
    • Cox Communications, Inc.
    • Echostar Communications Corporation

    You've named 5 multi-billion (and hundred million) dollar businesses right off the bat. Not to mention that Rupert Murdoch has a controlling interest in DirecTV and would rather tear his own arm off than pay royalties on a bullshit patent. Oh yeah, great business plan. Jeeze, at least SCO had the common goddamn scense to only go after one big business.

    1. Re:Uh, what? by confused+one · · Score: 1
      Actually, SCO is going after IBM, Novell, Redhat, Daimler-Chrysler, and Autozone. You could argue Redhat is a fairly small players (having a market cap of $4.90Billion and a gross annual income of $140.5Million), you might even try to make a similar argument with Novell (with a market cap of $3.45Billion and Gross Revenue of $1.1Billion); but, the same can not be said of IBM, Daimler-Chrysler and Autozone.

      BTW, the Redhat and Novell statements were sarcasm. They're not small players by any stretch of the imagination, unless your trying to compare them directly to Big Blue itself (who's market cap is $152Billion and has annual gross revenues of $91.3 Billion)

  46. Patent Office Has to Follow Rules First by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Personally, I feel that software patents should only be awarded if the source code is open.

    I hear you, though in a fairly literal interpretation of the existing rules, this already is the case, sort of. Patents are (supposed to be) for a particular implementation of an invention. Part of the requirement of getting the patent (software or otherwise) is that it has to be described in sufficient detail that someone with "ordinary skill in the art" could recreate it.

    So if the patent office is following the rules they are supposed to (and we all know they aren't but bear with me) a software patent essentially should provide a psuedo-code implentation. While this doesn't fit the Stallman definition of Free Software, patents are supposed to make the internal workings public knowledge in exchange for a temporary (hah!) monopoly.

  47. Valid Patent Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can someone remind we - what makes a valid patent?"

    A $2500 cheque, payable to USPTO.

  48. Prior art is mentioned in the patent! by saintp · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the patent text: "wherein the transceiver means receives the information via any one of telephone, ISDN, broadband ISDN, satellite, common carrier, computer channels, cable television systems, metropolitan area networks, and microwave."

    They gave a list of 9 instances of prior art, right in the patent! Any time you stream media, this patent covers it. So, for instance, the telephone (invented 1876), the television (patented 1948), and "computer channels" (Z3 built in 1941) all operate primarily (exclusively!) by the means described in this patent.

    Inconceivable!

    Still, it should make the defense a little easier when Acacia has been nice enough to catalogue prior art for us! It's like shooting wealthy, very well-defended ducks in a barrel.

    1. Re:Prior art is mentioned in the patent! by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      Do they use digital signal processing for compression?

      I thought most of them did analog compression (ISDN and computer channels excepted).

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  49. Current status of Adult Battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. This sums it up... by andy55 · · Score: 1


    From the article, this sums up everything and this country's possible future business landscape:

    Certainly, a finding in Acacia's favor will herald the arrival of a new kind of player: a company that controls technology but doesn't create it; a firm that buys patents but that patents nothing. From its roots in venture capitalism, Acacia has morphed into something that has no real peer.

    We can only hope to elect officials and (indirectly) judges that frown on this practice.

    This reminds me of the excellent film Wall Street, where we see the insightful contrast between the working man (ie, someone who produces something played by Martin Sheen) and a big-time trader (ie, someone who gets income without, at any point, adding any value--played my Michael Douglas).

    1. Re:This sums it up... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      I never saw Wall Street as particularly insightful. In fact it's a bit shallow, a bit propagandistic with the big-time trader nothing but a parasite, a stock villain with no function in society but to drink it's blood. Gordon Gecko is a straw man, and a particularly unappealing one at that.

      A MUCH more insightful (and much funnier) movie that covers the exact same ground is Other People's Money. First off "Larry the Liquidator" is not a mere stock villain from central casting. He makes the same "Greed... for lack of a better word... Is Good" arguments but since he isn't "evil" it's not a straw man but a serious argument that needs to be seriously considered.

      At the end of the movie if you reflect on what happens economically you see what role Larry the Liquidator and Gordon Gecko in fact play in the economy. The factory Larry want's to liquidate *IS* a losing proposition that *really is* worth more if liquidated. Of course if it's closed all the workers will be out of work and it will devastate the small new england mill town. But to keep it going on that basis alone is not business but charity and sadly it is doomed to failure over the long haul. Their mill jobs are really "busy-work" and the whole enterprise is a fantasy. Larry's takeover bid forces them to deal with the changed, and harsh reality, cable is being replaced by fiber optic and there is no longer enough demand for their product. In the end they fend off Larry by developing a new and viable business plan with new products (The metal mesh cabling in automobile air-bags). The pressure of financiers that don't just "want" but in fact "need" a return on their investment is an important reality check in the real world of business. The harsh reality is not created by "Larry" which is the point of his speech at the shareholder meeting - the company is *ALREADY* dead they just haven't faced up to it yet. Facing that harsh reality is painful but it does allow everyone involved to move on, to find opportunity and it frees up resources that are being wasted to maintain a fantasy. Once free they WILL flow over the medium to long term to fund *real* opportunities. Then again Larry isn't himself doing this for the long-term good it may bring about - he's a greedy bastard.

      The dialogue about economics in "OPM" is really quite sophisticated. I've seen as many liberals who see it as a movie about compassion for "stakeholders" against the greed of "trickle-down" economics as there are conservative/libertarians who see it as a movie vindicating those same ideas. To me that suggests that both arguments are fairly, and compellingly, presented.

      "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads. I have them because the other guy has them, but the first time you use them it fucks everything up" - Larry the Liquidator

  51. Making new friends by samwhite_y · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is one interesting thing about these patent issues that I find ironic. I am now cheering for companies that I would normally scorn. First, it was Microsoft having the embedded object in browser page patent revoked, and now it is porn companies and the digital streaming(?) media patent. I have to admire the porn companies for their willingness to fight the patent. In this fight they are serving not just themselves, but the community at large.

  52. Ford contended with this by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    someone owned the patent on the internal combustion engine, and Ford had to pay them in the early days. What was the recourse? They just waited for the patent to expire. These things do expire, you know.

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    1. Re:Ford contended with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Selden was awarded a patent on the "road engine". Car makers except Ford licensed their manufacture under the Selden patent. Ford refused to pay the Selden license and instead filed suit against Selden. The Selden patent was declared invalid by the court one year before it was set to expire.

      See:

      http://www.bpmlegal.com/wselden.html

      also

      http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aacars se ldona.htm

      (I'm HTML phobic!)

  53. let's think about it the other way by timts · · Score: 1

    I saw an article long time ago about how internet is ruining all the high profit companies, such as cisco, oracle, sun, since you can buy stuff eletronically, including used stuff, off-lease stuff. Also small companies can easily establish its sales channel by using the internet. in the same way, financial industry is taken a big hit since people utilize internet to learn HOWTO and make investment themselves. same here, can we just ruine those lawyers by creating internet version of HOWTO and make us as powerful as those $150/hour lawyers in court? let's ruine their lives...

  54. Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by Chordonblue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...in an episode of Kingdom Hospital. A civil lawyer comes into the emergency room with chest pains. One of the doctors says, "Wait a minute... He's a civil defense lawyer."

    From that point on EVERYTHING is signed in triplicate, videotaped from every angle, and witnessed by at least three people. Funny, but I'd LOVE to see this sort of thing happen.

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    1. Re:Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, they could either do that, knowing full well the jerk is gonna have their ass in court because the broken finger didn't heal straight and they want evidence they did it according to accepted procedure, or simply refuse to service him. Either way, he/she is a liability they simply cannot afford.

      That day is coming, the medical profession really has no alternative. Most of them have no problem with the real part of the damages if they screw up, but the awarding of punitives that are often 100x the real, or more, by a court system that thinks medicine should be absolutely infallible, all neatly defined etc etc, is the real shame of our american justice system.

      Medicine, and its diagnosis and delivery are still more art, prior experience and instinct than hard fact, a situation thats slowly changeing with the ever less instrusive methods of seeing whats wrong inside the body coming online, but those methods generally cost money, lots of it. And they have to be paid for. If you are outputting 75% of the gross income in malpractice insurance, thats just that much less to spend on keeping uptodate, so its a self-defeating spiral.

      If refusing service to a lawyer saves the potential of having the rates raised by another $100k next year, thats $100k that could be used as a downpayment on a cat scanner or similar gear. It makes perfect sense to me.

      Cheers, Gene

    2. Re:Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to disagree with what you've said but I am curious about something.

      How often do medical insurers settle claims as oppose to going to court? I'm asking because I'm wondering if part of the problem might be due to insurance companies settling bogus claims (because it's cheaper than fighting them in court) and then jacking up the insurance rates for the doctor.

      Aside from that, I'm skeptical of jackpot justice in general and wonder if matters would be helped by the US adopting either a "loser pays" system or some time of proceedings similar to a grand jury for civil cases.

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    3. Re:Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by rben · · Score: 1

      You know, part of the reason that doctors have problems with malpractice insurance is because you can't really fix a life that has been destroyed. The "real damages" can't be accurately measured. It's more than the salary lost when you can't work anymore. How to you measure the loss of quality of life?

      The fact is that the medical profession is very protective of doctors, not of patients. One doctor in Tampa who made the mistake of cutting off the wrong foot of one patient was still found practicing six months later when he did exactly the same thing on another patient. Both times he blamed the nurses.

      If a doctor gets in trouble in one place, he can always move to another state and start all over again.

      If you want to see lower insurance rates for doctors, you are going to have to find a way to force the bad doctors out of the profession. There are many excellent physcians paying the price for their inept collegues and of course all of us patients pay for such doctors with our increased fees, limbs, and sometimes our lives.

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    4. Re:Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by MasterDysan · · Score: 1

      I know, My Uncle was a Surgeon, years after an operation some one sued him and the anesisologist, "gas passer", because they used a technique that wasn't the best technique out there. Here's the thing: The better technique had not been invented when the operation took place! My uncle's insurance took it to court where the Judge through out the claim after reading when the new technique was invented. The anesisologist was insured through the hospital, they settled out of court.

    5. Re:Yes, this was illustrated quite nicely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is happining...because of the high cost of malpractice insurance and all the need for Tort reform..on group suggested that Doctors have the right to refuse services to Known Litigators and their familes !

      What a good day it would be...if we ever got that good start with a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea.

  55. OT: feeding the sig troll... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I will send $1 to anyone who can make a post that contains a link to that post.

    Ok, you owe me a dollar...

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    1. Re:OT: feeding the sig troll... by foidulus · · Score: 1

      Damn, you got me, didn't think of sigs, what is your paypal id, I'll send you the dollar.

    2. Re:OT: feeding the sig troll... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for the offer, but you can keep your $1. I thought for sure, you would simply change your sig and make me look silly ;-)

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    3. Re:OT: feeding the sig troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to figure out how you did this...

      Let's see. Wait a minute for the troll filter to go down.

    4. Re:OT: feeding the sig troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      And this is test part two!

      Yee haw!

  56. My patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to patent data communication via spooky action at a distance... now to just sit back and wait for someone to show me how it'll work.

  57. Bad Patent by Valen0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the claims in their oldest patent, 5132992, is:

    "1. A transmission system for providing information to be transmitted to remote locations, the transmission system comprising:
    library means for storing items containing information; identification encoding means for retrieving the information in the items from the library means and for assigning a unique identification code to the retrieved information;
    conversion means, coupled to the identification encoding means, for placing the retrieved information into a predetermined format as formatted data;
    ordering means, coupled to the conversion means, for placing the formatted data into a sequence of addressable data blocks;
    compression means, coupled to the ordering means, for compressing the formatted and sequenced data blocks;
    compressed data storing means, coupled to the data compression means, for storing as files the compressed, sequenced data blocks received from the data compression means with the unique identification code assigned by the identification encoding means; and
    transmitter means, coupled to the compressed data storing means, for sending at least a portion of one of the files to one of the remote locations."

    From this description, it sounds like web, ftp and gopher servers fall under the patent. However, I would think that, since the method that is described was first published in 1971 in RFC 114, 21 years BEFORE the this patent was filed, this patent would be disqualified via the prior art argument.

    As for the other patents, you can find their IP list here and the USPTO patent search engine here. Have fun.

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  58. Obvious by xyote · · Score: 1

    You can't patent anything that's obvious to practioners in the art. If scores of people independently come up with the idea without having heard of the patent, then that's pretty much the definition of obvious.

  59. Yet this is the nightmare being pushed on the EC by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have to wonder if there is a politician in the world that has a functioning brain cell. Why in the world would the EC even consider following the broken disaster that is the US patent process?

    I'm also expecting a push from the US to "simplify" world patents a few years after that by "consolidating" the patent databases. Of course then they can claim that the whole world is subject to this insanity, and try to extort revenue from global industry.

    It's not surprising the EC politicians don't see that endgame. Like most politicians, they don't look beyond buying enough votes for the next election.

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  60. The Country of Opportunities? by famazza · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you see how far did they come? The Country of Opportunities became The Country of Unopportunities. Nothing can be done without infringing a patent. It's not possible even to use a Double Click(tm) without using a patented idea.

    The patent law is becoming a drawback to the development of new technologies. Companies now have to worry about research and development, in order to avoid lawsuits in the near future, and to spend even more to make a new product avaiable.

    This is a major problem to US economy. It reduces the chances of small companies being sucessful, and big companies begins as small companies.

    The consequences are simple. New high-tech players will grow in other countries, like China, India and Brazil, while companies in US will remain the same. The market that could be developed inside US will be developed around the world.

    It's not such a bad thing for worldwide wealth distribuition, but also isn't a good thing for US economy.

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  61. proud of my patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading stories like this make me proud of my patents. They never earned anyone any money, but at
    least they made sense.

  62. Why isn't the RIAA involved ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A system of distributing video and/or audio information employs digital signal processing to achieve high rates of data compression. The compressed and encoded audio and/or video information is sent over standard telephone, cable or satellite broadcast channels to a receiver specified by a subscriber of the service, preferably in less than real time, for later playback and optional recording on standard audio and/or video tape.

    After reading the abstract, I'm surprised that the RIAA is not fighting this patent, on the grounds that it promotes piracy.

  63. Botched job at the USPTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extract from the original patent, with gross
    spelling errors.
    Did the examiner actually read it ?

    >Time encoding by time encoder 114 makes itmes and subsets of items retrieveable and addressable throughout the transmission system 100. Time encoding enables subsequent compression of the information to be improved because data reduction prpcesses may be performed in the time dimension.

  64. And the history books will document... by orbitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    how the American economy, fat off the progress and profit made over the previous 120 year span, became so selfish and greedy that it ate itself in the early periods of the 21st century. At which time, it labouriously rolled over, farted, then died.

    If you are reading this from any part of the world aside from the United States, you already know this history. Hell, you're living it. That's why you hate us. That's why you either shake your head in disbelief or merely point your finger and chuckle. You see the black muck that is the personification of the stereotypical American. From outside the bubble, man, that is one ugly sight.

    No one can argue that it is sickening how members of a rich society are able to chuck their conscience and morality out the window and shamelessly take advantage of a hampered and flawed system. All this without a hint of concern on how their actions may be affecting the lives of millions of unwitting countrymen. But, what is often overlooked is the long term detrement these actions have on the American economy.

    Based on this kind of crap, who in their right mind would ever consider basing a business, of any type or any size, in the United States anymore? Even the stallwarts of the ecomony are picking up and moving. Offshoring is a big a problem as most folks think it is, regardless of what the "industry insiders" have to say about it.

    If asshole "business executives" and their brigades of lawyers are further allowed to get away with this type of behaviour, who is going to be left? Folks in the service industries, that's it. And they'll be catering to people from other countries who stopped by for a visit to see all the carnage. And where do you think these idiots who are causing all the problems will be? Not here, that's for damn sure. They'll be at their beach house on some remote island far, far away from the garbage they left on the curb.

    This isn't about being conservative or liberal, black or white, rich or poor to us normal folks. This is about a few talentless nasty bottom feeders ruining the most powerful economy in modern history.

    Well, gee, thanks. Maybe I can have a slice of apple pie with the dung heap you're feeding us. That should make it all better.

    1. Re:And the history books will document... by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      Sadly, we "hate you", but our goverments are following the american way. Mainly in Europe, i think (and hope).

      Just thinking about what happened last month with the software patents...

      Either Democracy changes, or it WILL colapse...

    2. Re:And the history books will document... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, you're living it.
      No actually dying because of it. The US Economy is now the engine and the rest of the world - China including are cogs and the engine is running amok.

      That's why you hate us.
      We have several reasons to hate but the prime reason is my life is completely unstable, thanks to the instability that you cause in the name of globalization.

  65. Unlike Copyrights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "These things do expire, you know."

    Unlike Copyrights.

  66. my brain is going to explode by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now I have to root for Comcast, DirecTV and Charter? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. They are follow by others examples... by aixguru1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There have been other organizations that have done lawsuits on vague patents like this. One of the ones that I have heard a lot about and looked into is the patents involving bar codes and Lemelson's vague patents. If you google for lemelson and lawsuit, you will find lots of information on this. These guys are following the same example.

    Companies were told to pay up or risk being sued if they used bar codes. The price kept going up as they went to bigger companies every time. Finally some companies stood up against the vague patents and beat it in court. Those guys are pro's at patent law and went around telling people to pay up or get sued. It looks as if there are more playing the same old trick.

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  68. Prior Art? by nightwing2000 · · Score: 1

    IANAL but... Seems to me there is a "prior art" clause in patents, and it includes publishing. All you have to do to prevent a method (not an idea) from being patented, is to publish something saying "look, you can do this in this way!'. I.e., once Arthur C. Clarke had described geostationary satellites - impossible at the time, but a good idea and coming soon - that particular method could not be patented. (But a specific technology for fine-tuning the orbit daily to stay on course- probably could have been.) Even if the inventors themselves publish the concept, if it predates the patent application, they are SOL, IIRC? For example - here's my big idea I'm going to get rich on! The CCD and laser technology is such that you can build a bank of cheap CCD eyes and IR laser diodes aimed at movable mirrors; construct a spread-out array (20? 100?), each laser too weak to damage human eyes or flesh. Hook it to a computer, with targeting software that can pick out insects; use several cameras for depth perception. An insect flies by, the banks of lasers swivel to focus on it, and within a second, voila! Crispy dead insect, no harmful insecticide. Acquire next target! Of course, my prior art is the movie "Millenium" with Chris Kristoffersen, and seveal generations of kids with magnifying glasses. So I probably couldn't patent that anyway! But, now that it's described, can anyone get a patent for anything except specific portions? (I.e. quality targeting software?)

  69. How long? by lionchild · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, how long do you suppose it'll be before they go after RIAA and MPAA? Now, that's a fight I might enjoy seeing. :-) Maybe we'll see it on Pay Per View?!

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    1. Re:How long? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      You won't see it on PPV until Comcast pays their licensing fees to stream you the feed.

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  70. Yes, they were. by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Were they compressed, stored, transmitted and then decompressed?

    Yes. The final human-readable form of the characters was a 6x9 array of dots (bits) that formed a glyph on the paper. Those 54 bits were compressed into an 8-bit byte for transmission by recognizing that most combinations of those 54 bits did not result in recognizable English letters, arabic numerals, or punctuation marks.

  71. Short Pr0n by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    I take it you haven't seen the section in your local pr0n shop with the videos/dvds "Bridget the Midget" and "Demented Dwarves" then...

  72. morals/ethics/useability by zogger · · Score: 1

    They can be connected, but I was more addressing just the useability aspects. To me it IS more moral and ethical to share with others. Patenting thought and thought alone will never work in the long run. A short term patent on an actual built tangible product is a different matter. We as humans always shared thoughts in a lot of cases, but tangible products were treated differently, they got bought and sold and traded and it was a benfit to all. When we had examples of what we can now analogously mention as a patented and closed source intangibles as "things" system as regards "thought"-the old closed and secret guild systems with closed ideas to outsiders and only monks could read and write for the most part and copying was expensive and in some cases the commoners weren't even allowed to read and write-we had what are now called "the dark ages". It sucked mostly.

    All this intangible IP patent and closed source copyright action now does is to try and reintroduce the dark ages with a modern skin on it and try to apply it to modern technology. Thought prohibition didn't work very well back then,it slowed human advance by centuries basically, and we are now seeing it's starting to impact modern civilisation as well.

    "Thoughts" are the genesis of tools and processes, tools are what gets the "real work" done. The easier/cheaper/faster we get thoughts out to as many people as possible, the quicker/cheaper/better real tools and processes can be devised to allow real work to be done so we all benefit and profit from it.

    It's time to end thought prohibition. Good thinkers who can think of original thoughts benefit just as much from sharing with other thinkers, because no one has a lock on being the only thinker. We build from each others thoughts. Advances don't come about from restricting the advances of others. Good thinkers are also smart enough to DO something practical with their thoughts, and with other peoples thoughts. The wright bros built a successful plane, but they didn't invent the gasoline engine, and they didn't invent cracking and distillation to even have gasoline from crude. They didn't invent the way to build a fabric skin to use for the wings. They just used a combination of others thoughts and did something practical and tangible with it, and society more or less benefited from it.

    We can slow it down and keep all thoughts restricted and regulated, and make it even more complex daily, or we can speed it up immensely and allow thoughts to just get out there. That's the only two basic choices we really have as humans in organised society.

  73. Patent the process... by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    since process and business method patents are so freaking popular, why couldn't someone go and patent the business method of aquiring IP and Patent portfolios for the purpose of profit by licensing and profit by litigation...

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  74. Um... by Bozdune · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you still have no attractiveness of which you are aware. Whatever that means.

  75. Re:Yet this is the nightmare being pushed on the E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because US software giants with the money are pressing the politicians.

    m$ is behind Ireland. No wonder they have suggested such a ridiculous proposal, squarely against what the EP has opted for.
    Then when voting, the irish guy made fun of the danish, who was the first to say something against the proposal.

    Or look at France, where the politicians ask the patent office if the proposal is good or not. The patent office!

    Gee

  76. not entirely correct... by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1
    You need to write up a means of implementing your invention such that one of ordinary skill in the art could reduce the invention to practice without undue experimentation. Not just a general write up, but you are correct that you do not need a working model.

    -truth

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  77. the best you can do... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... then is not use patented software or closed source. Just keep using the alternatives. If it's new code, it shouldn't be affected.

    to me, in a way, and this is an analogy and it's flawed but it's close enough-we've seen were firefighters just let some structure burn to the ground. It might be that the house had gas leaks and crappy wiring and was coated with a flammable paint, whatever. Fixing the house was never an option, as it would take more work then just rebuilding it. ignoring it let the house catch on fire. it would have been better to do a controlled demolition and then rebuild it correctly, but sometimes that isn't done, so the house burns. if it's too fast, they a lot of times just make sure it burns down all the way and doesn't jump over to next door, where the house is built correctly.

    The time limit-eh, no control over that really. The best you can do is inspect a house before buying it, or build it yourself or in collaboration with like minded people who want quality over speed of building.

    I don't think there's an easy answer, but there IS an easi-er answer, and that is to just start building your own, which FOSS is doing,in the totality, with the entire computing experience being the end goal gestalt, freer, better, easier, more secure, etc. and try to move away from-ignore, not associate with, not use, etc- from the neighborhood that has the crappy built houses that can catch fire easy, have no door locks, and the are so leaky the wind and rain and bugs and burglars can get inside with little effort. And paying serious folding money for that sort of construction and to live in that neighborhood is *nutz*. It's better to just move on, do it better, and accept the time limit as just reality and deal with it. Nothing really GOOD is all that instant or easy.

    I garden. When I put in a new bed I go way out of my way to make sure it's designed well, that the ground is de-weeded in advance, that the soil has a good amount of tilth to it and has the correct minerals added, and so on, before I plant anything. Now I COULD just walk over to a generic patch of ground and stick a seed in there, but then I'd be struggling with endless weeds and wonder why the crop didn't do well because not enough fertiliser or from the wrong ph or something with the soil caused either too much or too little moisture retention, and etc, etc garden tech stuff.

    My method takes longer,(I've actually had people stop and tell me I got the best looking garden in the county, shameless brag here ;)) but it IS better in the long run to use a well thought out plan than to just kludge something up. Short run just slapping a seed in the ground is easier, but the results sucketh. And I've only gotten to be a good gardener from building on my own previous works and using the *freely shared ideas of others*, and I've had a garden every season now no matter where I have lived for 40 something years, lemme see, 48 years to be exact since my first little garden as a kid. So, ya, good stuff can take a long time, but I got close to what I have now after only a few years of gardening, but I still learn and implement new techniques and tricks, some I think up on my own, other ideas I go find someplace else, and still get the occassional FUBAR. I accept that reality. You can't get perfect, it don't exist, but you can get steadily better, especially if you try harder than the other guy and rely on skull sweat as much as grunt sweat. And it never bothered me that good stuff just takes time, time is *free*, it's handed to you free as soon as you get hatched. It's just what you do with it that's important.

    1. Re:the best you can do... by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      I think you are missing the point. If Monsanto could take out a few hundred patents on "weeding a garden", "using a rake", "using a rake backwards", "using fertiliser to improve mineral content" etc. and you are not allowed to do any of those things without paying them a fee, then your garden will look pretty poorly despite your intentions.

      That is what corporations are currently doing - by patenting 30,000 software techniques (EU example; this is while they are not even allowed to be patented yet!) it becomes impossible for you to check that every line of code you write does not infringe one of those 30,000 patents. Especially since some of them are kept secret until they are granted, and others stretch the very bounds of the english language.

      So FOSS is not allowed to use any of those techniques, even if they are independantly discovered/invented. That is the point.

  78. I don't watch to be entertained, but to be informd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You simply have to not do it for enternainment.
    Let your subscribers rate the media that they are reviewing. That way it is for a business purpose of writing or collecting reviews and entertainment is not the purpose.

    Simple? Should I patent this?

  79. Sue every broadcaster in the nation! by Mythicman · · Score: 1

    Or at least all the ones broadcasting HDTV. XM and Sirius Radio look like good targets, too. Then there's the coming digital FM.

    How the hell can they hire enough lawyers to sue all the people that broadcast digitally?

  80. Did you check the date? by avronius · · Score: 1

    The patent was filed 13 years ago - and it's not that vague.

    I don't agree with the general premise of cash grabs for vague crap (ala recent Microsoft, SCO, etc.), but this sounds 'reasonably' legit.

    I don't like it, but that doesn't stop it from being true.

  81. Call Me evil Buuuuut by eadint · · Score: 1

    I just bought 100$ in shares for this companie.
    i remember recently kicking myself that i didnt buy any sco
    when the whole lawsuit happend, i could have made a shitload of money from that.
    Go ahead milk the stock cow, its a stupid beast and dosent really mind.

  82. Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid that infringes my patent on stabbing people in the face using electricity in any shape or form. Look for a steampowered alternative.

  83. Prior art is served. by Saiai+Hakutyoutani · · Score: 1
    From http://myhome.hanafos.com/~soonjp/vchx.html:
    • 1990: CCITT standard H.261 (p x 64) video coding
    • 1990 Dec: CCITT standard H.320 for ISDN conferencing
    • 1991 Sep: First audio/video conference (H.261 hardware codec) at DARTnet


    And from http://www.dip.ee.bilkent.edu.tr/cost211.html

    • COST211: Redundancy Reduction Techniques for Video Signals (1977-1982)

      Outcome: CCITT Recommendation H.121 2 Mbit/s codec for videoconferencing
    • COST211bis: Redundancy Reduction Techniques for Coding of Broadband Video Signals (1983-1990)

      Outcome: CCITT Recommendation H.261 p x 64 kbit/s codec (1991)


    Surely these people are just trying to benefit from obvious uses of other peoples' inventions. I can't even see a description of a codec in the application.

  84. Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so could i patent transfering of data either audible, visual, or numerical through wire or wireless. or perhaps transfering electrons or radiowaves through anything that will conduct either of those 2

  85. ACSI music by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Didn't someone write a document that played a tune when printed on a dot-matrix printer a very long time ago?

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  86. Re:Yet this is the nightmare being pushed on the E by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

    yes, politicians have functioning brain cells, but they are distracted by the pain from sitting with one cheek elevated above the other by a wad of cash. "I'm also expecting a push from the US to "simplify" world patents a few years after that by "consolidating" the patent databases." We have a patent database? I sure wish someone would let the examiners in on that nugget! :)

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  87. Animated GIFs... by Picticon · · Score: 1

    There was also a local BBS for my Amiga that displayed animated shapes and sounds using a special terminal program. It had commands to draw lines, circles, etc, and move them around the screen. This was prior to 1990 (I was still in school at the time).

  88. Can't you buy pass this with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert into TOS ... this service is for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, any entertainment value derived is purely coincidental.

  89. Relative to the story by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    You all might be interested to know, that I was just granted a patent on a system by which a sack expands and fills with air ( similar to a balloon ) then deflates releasing the air.
    Having said patent means that you all are illegally infringing on my patent.
    I will be bringing a lawsuit for everyone who breathes without obtaining a license.

    Not really, but this is how anal these lawsuits sound to me. Is this not the most ridiculous thing you have heard?
    Pehaps I will try to gain a patent for that, then sue every Acacia employee for patent infringement.
    The rest of you will be granted lifelong license rights free of charge.

    Perhaps then they will see how stupid this makes them appear to the world.

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  90. i own acri stock by bazooka_foo · · Score: 1

    do you?

  91. Burn Baby Burn by tin+foil+hat+dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since Civilization 4 is being written, I do sincerely hope that the end of civilization is reflected in roving bands of Patent Attorneys suing civilization to the bedrock. Also needing to be included are myopic patent examiners and clueless judges which you need to have built before you can build The Patent Attorney.

    I knew that there would be a use for all the Y2K food I have tucked away in the bunker.
    Burn Baby Burn......
    I got my tin foil hat on, and Ashcroft still has the threat level at orange.
    Burn Baby Burn......
    My patent for devices using multiple electron energy levels is going to be granted.
    Burn Baby Burn......
    Acacia taking lessons from Al Capone--Gee that's a real nice business you got there. It would really be too bad if something were to happen to it.
    Burn Baby Burn......

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  92. Here we go.... by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 1

    Q: What is the difference bewteen a lawyer and a catfish?

    A: One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is just a fish.

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  93. Re:Small hole to drive a truck through:fraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1/1 is a perfectly good 'fraction' !

  94. One simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. Since this claim is broad enough to halt the operation of

    Microsoft
    Linux and IBM
    The Media
    Hospitals
    The Armed Froces
    Intelligence Agencies
    Charities and NGOs
    Government
    International Organisations
    and the Lawyers, Courts and Police...

    Why don't we just kill them? I mean who is going to argue or complain?

  95. checks and balances by zogger · · Score: 1

    I get the point, I just been tippy toeing around the ultimate solution, because it's illegal to even mention it in passing lest yu get a vist from the authorities. If a co opted paid off blackmailed and bribed government gets so deep into the pockjets of transnational corporations that you become a slave, it is every freemans duty to "alter reality" using the tools of his choice. You got to ask yourself what the limits are, and that's it. If joe bigagco makes it illegal for me to grow my own non poisoned food, then I take that as an act of war. Food is a necesity, not entertainment. If some totality of government actions make YOU illegal no matter what you do and you notice you are no better than a slave, then, a freeman and a people who want to be free act accordingly. There's no profit, sense or righteousness living in a dictatorship, whether that dictatorship came about overnight, over a one months time, or over a single generations time. You really got to ask yourself and see what the corporate/government answer is, are they repesenting the people fairly, will they listen to your grievance honestly, or are they so corrupt that you can rationally conclude the system is too broken to repair.
    No one can answer that for another, so I won't even try, but that's my personal bottom line.

    I've suggested many times here there needs to be a powerful IT union, I will say that again.

    Here's another short of revolution,maybe a class action lawsuit against government in general,the patent office in particular and take a look at legislators and judges bank accounts, etc. Several hundred thousand free software developers suing the patent office for just destroying the ability to work, along those lines. I think you can also bring a civil suit under RICO if there appears to be industry collusion in the matter.

    I don't code so there's not much I can do there, couldn't even join the suit, but if coders want to go there, arrange it with some groklaw volunteers and like the FSF or something. You just have to decide how much crap corporogovernment patent sandwhiches you will eat before you dare say out loud THIS IS CRAP AND WE AREN'T GOING TO KEEP EATING IT.

  96. Info about Acacia by FightThePatent · · Score: 1

    Catch up on the latest news about Acacia at www.FightThePatent.com and their quest for media dominance on the web and on cable.... the problem for them is the prior art and the broadness of their claims.

    For those amateur-arm-chair prior art searchers like me, prior art instances of digitized audio or video must have a date stamp prior to May 1990.

    Acacia's claims are so convoluted, it's like they are throwing up anything and hoping to see what sticks.

    At one point, they say that audio/video systems that have timecodes (ie. Real, WMV, quicktime) are covered, which would mean MP3 is fine, but then they claim that audio w/o timecodes is covered.. can't have it both ways.

    -brandon

  97. Poor you: there's prior art ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor you: there's prior art ! They would win in the courts :P

  98. My patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I want to patent breathing. Then you will ALL have to pay me royalties!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  99. Don't forget to reach out and touch someone! by shaitand · · Score: 2, Informative

    Acacia Research Corporation
    Rob Stewart, 949-480-8300
    Fax: 949-480-8301

  100. Idea: prevent resale of patents by macraig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's an idea whose time may have come: change patent law to prohibit original patent-holders from selling or even transferring their invention and patent; in other words, the value of the patent accrues ONLY to the original inventor. Isn't that what the creators of the patent system really intended in the first place? I haven't thought this through in too much depth yet, but at face value it seems to have the potential to prevent many of the worst abuses of the patent system. Wishful thinking or something more?

  101. Abstract says "preferably in less than real time" by goldfndr · · Score: 1
    But that's just the abstract.

    I daresay that transmission completion in less than "real time" doesn't seem to be addressed in the claims (skimmed), but might or might not be a side-effect of compression (which they do repeatedly mention).

    IANAL too.

    I surely do hope that BBSes and pkzip count as prior art to throw out this patent...

    --
    Copyrights, Patents, Trademarks: temporary loans from the Public Domain, not real property ("intellectual" or otherwise)
  102. Possible streaming prior art by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In the late 1980's I worked with MIDI cards as a hobby, and one popular card at the time used "tick bytes" for timing for a fairly simple MIDI "streaming" technique. The tick bytes gave the offset between event durations in a predetermined unit of time. When the buffer was full, it sent a message to the computer to refrain from sending. The CPU's in those days could not handle the MIDI workload very well, so a separate CPU, an "MPU" (Music Processing Unit) was used as part of an add-in card.

    True, it was not remote, but why should distance make any difference? Just replace "MIDI messages" with video frames, and one could use the same technique almost as-is. (Some compression techniques could complicate this, however.)