1. My pet lemur (named Mr. Groove)- to steal from other survivors 2. Oxygen 3. Kleenex Tissue - Makes great toilet paper and tissue 4. Rubber Bands 5. Typing paper 6. Frozen "White Castle" food 7. Generator 8. VCR 9. 10 Gallons Gas 10. $300 in batteries 11. My entire collection of the Andy Griffith Show 12. My Macintosh 13. Assortment of Jelly Beans 14. Products containing CFCs 15. My Guitar
Also things I think are important, since I know the tech stuff:
1. Required Forms 2. The form of business (Partnership, LL Partnership, Proprietership, LLC, Corporation, Corporation [type]...) 3. Where to get reliable patent/trademark searches, and yes, lawyers are the best 4. Zoning 5. City/County forms
I have e-mailed my Senator about my feelings, I urge you all to do the same whether you agree or not: Sen. John Ashcroft ***************************** Copy of message text follows: ***************************** Sir, While I do not support a Microsoft breakup I also think the government deserves to win. I feel that a 500 Billion dollar corporation disappearing would be bad for our economy, especially considering the uncertainty of going into the next millennium. I have two ideas either of which would bring about a positive way for all sides. Plan A ------ Microsoft is scaled down to the size of Apple Computer Inc. as of June 30, 1998 over a period of 5 years by removing exact percentages of sales, ventures, and other revenue. Then said percentages go to constituent aid and non-profit organizations. Complete Internet Explorer source code, all versions shipped with Windows 9x, be given to the public in a royalty free manner. Held patents over said software are separated into necessary for Microsoft's survival and unnecessary groups. Unnecessary are given to Netscape for its damages. Netscape may not sue for punitive damages afterwards. Plan B ------ All plaintiffs receive damages and all source code be released for DOS, shipping version of Windows OS, and Internet Explorer. All law suits brought thereafter become based on Stare Decisis. Consumers then receive refunds for all purchased software within the periods Microsoft had been found to discourage competition through a monopolistic strategy. Please consider these ideas and narrow them upon what you and your colleagues agree would be most beneficial. Thank you for your support in representing us, we all appreciate it. Jimmy Smith Waynesville, Missouri
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1. My pet lemur (named Mr. Groove)- to steal from other survivors
2. Oxygen
3. Kleenex Tissue - Makes great toilet paper and tissue
4. Rubber Bands
5. Typing paper
6. Frozen "White Castle" food
7. Generator
8. VCR
9. 10 Gallons Gas
10. $300 in batteries
11. My entire collection of the Andy Griffith Show
12. My Macintosh
13. Assortment of Jelly Beans
14. Products containing CFCs
15. My Guitar
G^is la revido mia amikos, Jimmy Smith
Simple: nerds are really lazy. And robots are cool. What a site: Lemurs.com, I wanted that domain :(
Also things I think are important, since I know the tech stuff:
1. Required Forms
2. The form of business (Partnership, LL Partnership, Proprietership, LLC, Corporation, Corporation [type]...)
3. Where to get reliable patent/trademark searches, and yes, lawyers are the best
4. Zoning
5. City/County forms
I have e-mailed my Senator about my feelings, I urge you all to do the same whether you agree or not: Sen. John Ashcroft ***************************** Copy of message text follows: ***************************** Sir, While I do not support a Microsoft breakup I also think the government deserves to win. I feel that a 500 Billion dollar corporation disappearing would be bad for our economy, especially considering the uncertainty of going into the next millennium. I have two ideas either of which would bring about a positive way for all sides. Plan A ------ Microsoft is scaled down to the size of Apple Computer Inc. as of June 30, 1998 over a period of 5 years by removing exact percentages of sales, ventures, and other revenue. Then said percentages go to constituent aid and non-profit organizations. Complete Internet Explorer source code, all versions shipped with Windows 9x, be given to the public in a royalty free manner. Held patents over said software are separated into necessary for Microsoft's survival and unnecessary groups. Unnecessary are given to Netscape for its damages. Netscape may not sue for punitive damages afterwards. Plan B ------ All plaintiffs receive damages and all source code be released for DOS, shipping version of Windows OS, and Internet Explorer. All law suits brought thereafter become based on Stare Decisis. Consumers then receive refunds for all purchased software within the periods Microsoft had been found to discourage competition through a monopolistic strategy. Please consider these ideas and narrow them upon what you and your colleagues agree would be most beneficial. Thank you for your support in representing us, we all appreciate it. Jimmy Smith Waynesville, Missouri