User: Ivan Mawesome

I could have told you that

On: Caffeine Addicts Get No Additional Perk, Only a Return To Baseline

without a team of university researchers. Quitting caffeine was one of the best things I've ever done.

Re:Sounds like

On: FBI Bringing Biometric Photo Scanning To North Carolina, Via DMV

Seriously. I have a full beard in my driver's license picture. Are they going to start making people shave? Treachery!

Re:Everyone's seen a record

On: The CD Turns 25 Today

+1 - They must have had this joke waiting around for a while before the CD was even finished. It's really not funny anymore.