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Caffeine Addicts Get No Additional Perk, Only a Return To Baseline

Dthief writes "Bristol University researchers found that coffee drinkers develop a tolerance to both the anxiety-producing and the stimulating effects of caffeine, meaning that it only brings them back to baseline levels of alertness, not above them. 'Although frequent consumers feel alerted by caffeine, especially by their morning tea, coffee, or other caffeine-containing drink, evidence suggests that this is actually merely the reversal of the fatiguing effects of acute caffeine withdrawal,' wrote the scientists, led by Peter Rogers of Bristol's department of experimental psychology."

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  1. A return to baseline... by SomeJoel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Isn't that what everyone is trying to do with their entire life?

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    1. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that? Returning to the womb?

    2. Re:A return to baseline... by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe it's called 'homeostasis.'

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    3. Re:A return to baseline... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, we start our life by getting out of one, and spend the rest trying to get back in there. Into any womb.

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    4. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    5. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we start our life by getting out of one, and spend the rest trying to get back in there. Into any womb.

      Well... not all of us. Even if you're counting the lesbians. Or narrow it down to just men.

    6. Re:A return to baseline... by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      -1 depressing

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    7. Re:A return to baseline... by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe wrong kind of forum but this is especially noticeable with pre-workout products.

      Taking them may help you get going that single time but the next time / for a period of time after extensive use you will feel fucking tired and unmotivated unless you take it again. And well, then that time it won't be a total different experience from what it would had been if you had stayed of it for the whole time.

      If I remember things correctly the endocrine (? or fat-burning/performance enhancing) abilities of caffeine is supposed to be there even if you don't "feel them." Maybe that depends on how it has been used and between various studies, if there have even been more than one .. Usually stuff like this isn't researched on very big groups and over and over again.

      Anyway, I thought it was already well-known that consuming caffeine actually make you more tired on average even though you feel more awake when you take it compared to your state before taking it.

    8. Re:A return to baseline... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about going all the way back to the womb...
      I don't mind hanging out in the hallway though.

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    9. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure. A lot of people still chasing things in life. A lot of people find a mundane existence intolerable.

    10. Re:A return to baseline... by DarkTempes · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't this slashdot? I can say with some certainty that women do not, in fact, exist.

    11. Re:A return to baseline... by ksemlerK · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you want to get back into the womb, fuck your mom, (literally). There's nothing more romantic then going into the woman who gave birth to you.

    12. Re:A return to baseline... by xeoron · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interesting, especially since that, for me, exercise always wakes me up far more and longer than some stimulating drink. Very helpful when I am overtired for work one morning and I choose to bike to work.

    13. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you're a bona fide motherfucker.

    14. Re:A return to baseline... by fishexe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe it's called 'homeostasis.'

      Sometimes defined as "balancing homos within the system."

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    15. Re:A return to baseline... by edgr · · Score: 1

      Usually stuff like this isn't researched on very big groups and over and over again.

      I think sporting bodies have researched this thoroughly. For example, in Australian football (the most popular sport in the country) caffeine was legalised a few years ago. The clubs spent big bucks testing their usefulness, but as far as I know none use them any more.

    16. Re:A return to baseline... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, once there one always feel more fresh, I wouldn't say "like one always want to do more" but yeah, more than you'd think before going =P.

      However if you feel too tired to leave the home in the first place .. ;D

      In other news 07.10 in the morning, white flood before midnight.. Yet another disadvantage ;)

    17. Re:A return to baseline... by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I gave up caffeine a few years ago, and it was an interesting experience. I would tend to agree with these findings. I gave up refined sugar too. I was amazed at how my mood changed. I was also amazed by how much I had put my body through for so many years. You never know until you try and then you never know again until you stop.

    18. Re:A return to baseline... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Same here!

      I quit caffeine cold turkey 3.5 years ago. First few days were not great, but not horrible either. Haven't touched coffee since that moment. Also heavily reducing refined sugars and most important of all: artificial sweeteners!

      The sugar habbit is much more difficult to beat than the caffeine one IMHO.. you arrive at points that you can't believe you ever liked those very sweet soda's, pies 'n cakes*, etc.

      * Now I make my own, much much better tasting and with farrr less sugar! :-D

      Cake hacking FTW ;-)

    19. Re:A return to baseline... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      -1 depressing

      Well, he's probably jonesing for his fix.

      No joke. Caffeine is a vile drug: strongly physiologically addicting, toxic as hell (LD50 is fully half that of cocaine), with none of cocaine's mood enhancing qualities. It vies with nicotine for the title of Worst Drug Ever - all they do is addict you, make you feel bad when you don't get them, and poison you when you do.

      People who are shocked, shocked, at nasty drug addicts and their foul habits will happily laugh about needing their daily dose of caffeine, utterly devoid of irony.

      One day we'll treat caffeine and nicotine the same as cocaine. Not today, not tomorrow, probably not this century, but one day the Arbitrarily Selective War On Some Drugs will be a section in history courses.

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    20. Re:A return to baseline... by kobiashi+maru · · Score: 1

      there are many studies that show that consuming coffee can prevent certain diseases (alzheimer's, prostate cancer, etc.) it is not just foul, nasty, vile, and every other adjective you use.

    21. Re:A return to baseline... by bytesex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No, candlelight ! There's nothing more romantic than candlelight ! Fucking your own mom is only a close second.

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    22. Re:A return to baseline... by cocowalla · · Score: 1

      Some of my best friends are in homeostasis!

    23. Re:A return to baseline... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      there are many studies that show that consuming coffee can prevent certain diseases (alzheimer's, prostate cancer, etc.)

      High leves of caffeine consumption is (probably) mildly protective against the symptoms of Parkinson's, not Alzheimers, and is far less effective than dopamine precursors. I'm aware of one study on mitigating severe prostate cancer (which is actually fairly rare), the results of which are disputed. What other diseases are you talking about? Or is it the caff talking?

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    24. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but response to exercise also differs from person to person. For my specific case, exercise almost always causes fatigue. There may be a momentary boost until my heart rate slows (10min perhaps), but in the end, the fatigue sets in much faster than the crash you may get from caffeine. I'm jealous of those who get the "runner's high". I don't seem to have the same endorphin response while exercising.

    25. Re:A return to baseline... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Sometimes defined as "balancing homos within the system."

      That would be "homolibrium"

    26. Re:A return to baseline... by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 1
    27. Re:A return to baseline... by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      Could you please tell me what do you usually drink?
      I can't live with just water :(

    28. Re:A return to baseline... by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Oh, but you can. I drink a gallon a day, at least--more if I'm working out hard or doing stuff outside in the summer. You'll go through sweetener/sugar withdrawals for a little while, but give it time and your sugar tolerance will drop quite a bit. And you'll lose weight, too.

      Or get unsweet tea and put just a little sweetener in it, instead of the popular sugar-saturated-water-with-a-bit-of-tea-flavor drink that's popular down here.

      Caffeine doesn't really affect me except in large doses (think a couple of 32oz diet cokes). I drink coffee in the morning for the taste, and because it stimulates the bowels.

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    29. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes all of you. We see how you women hug each other and tell each other how good you look. Guys don't do that with other guys.

    30. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water, tea and (mostly home made) fruit juice/smoothies:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1673250&cid=32442004 :)

    31. Re:A return to baseline... by boneclinkz · · Score: 0, Funny

      Could you please tell me what do you usually drink? I can't live with just water :(

      Tequila. Took a while for my boss to get used to the change, but now even he is contemplating switching out his morning coffee.

    32. Re:A return to baseline... by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      Believe me, I take my weekly doses of tequila and different assorted alcohols, but they don't improve my lifestyle :P
      Actually, the last time I binged on tequila I lost my cellphone...

    33. Re:A return to baseline... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      That would be "homolibrium"

      Yeah, but that's only an actual non-hyphenated word in German.

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    34. Re:A return to baseline... by raddan · · Score: 1

      I can't agree enough. Exercise, unlike caffeine, also significantly reduces my stress level. Of course, I still drink the coffee, but exercise does most of the work.

      It's amazing, though, how many people wouldn't bike to work (as I do) because they'll "get sweaty". So what? A little sweat never killed anybody.

    35. Re:A return to baseline... by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Proof of non-existence, eh? Isn't this slashdot?

    36. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what everyone is trying to do with their entire life?

      That's why you're supposed to have several cups!!!
      Get some here - http://www.getcoffeeonline.org

  2. well GREAT by DeadJesusRodeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

    1. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

      At least, with the METH, you will have

      a. better memory performance
      b. less of a need to visit a dentist

      Seems like a win/win!

    2. Re:well GREAT by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

      Otherwise known as 'Adderall,' yes, it is what's for breakfast.

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    3. Re:well GREAT by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Adderall's honorary degree comes in the wake of OxyContin's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame earlier this year, and Valium's recent Academy Award for its performance in Robert Downey, Jr.

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    4. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Adderall is speed (amphetamine/dextroamphetamine), not meth. Meth is sold medically under the brand name Desoxyn but prescription is rare.

    5. Re:well GREAT by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Adderall is speed (amphetamine/dextroamphetamine), not meth. Meth is sold medically under the brand name Desoxyn but prescription is rare.

      The More You Know!

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    6. Re:well GREAT by justin12345 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually attended a lecture by Dr. Carl Hart at The Secret Science Club. His lecture was pretty interesting, namely the experiments they preformed where they give moderate to large amounts of orally administered methamphetamine to human research subjects. The majority of them administered it early in the day just like you would a cup of coffee. The expected "Binge" activity was actually pretty uncommon in the majority of the test subjects.

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    7. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      In common parlance all stimulants that are not cocaine and don't have hallucinogenic effects are referred to as "speed". Examples include amphetamine, dextroamphetamine, methamphetamine, cathinone, methcathinone, methylphenidate, and even modafinil.

      "Meth" is generally reserved for the easily smoked pure crystals of methamphetamine.

    8. Re:well GREAT by aliquis · · Score: 1

      As if you won't get used to meth to? Or more or less any stimulants?

      I don't know about nootropics in general but I think they all fail long-term and the risks is nowhere close the benefits.

    9. Re:well GREAT by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

      I was told there would be no meth.

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    10. Re:well GREAT by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      b. less of a need to visit a dentist

      You ain't jokin'. I used to drink 2-3L of mt dew a day... destroyed my teeth. Now I'm getting fillings every visit, and I don't expect that to improve any time soon. WOrst part is that when I switched to diet soda, I thought it would at least help with the tooth problem. Nope -- it's not the sugar, it's the slightly acidic content that essentially etches your teeth where it pools up along the gumline. (On the other hand, contrary to what "studies show", I *did* lose about 10 lbs with diet soda. That's some consolation..)

    11. Re:well GREAT by vipvop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Love the username / subject matter combination.

    12. Re:well GREAT by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      less need to visit a dentist? google "meth mouth" and get educated.

      meth is a terrible drug, red bull in large amounts isn't great for you but meth but shockingly bad.

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    13. Re:well GREAT by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually attended a lecture by Dr. Carl Hart at The Secret Science Club.

      Hey! You know the rules: The first rule of Secret Science Club is you do not talk about Secret Science Club...

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    14. Re:well GREAT by haruharaharu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or you could exercise. I know, crazy talk, but it works.

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    15. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      *whoosh*... the point was, your teeth will go away, therefore no trips to the dentist. some call this humor. apparently you didn't get it.

    16. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google "meth mouth"? Try googling "sense of humor".

    17. Re:well GREAT by linzeal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Never drink anything that has phosphoric acid in it. I read the ingredient list when I was in my first year of college and have drank maybe a few dozen sodas since. It does the same thing to your bones as it does to your teeth, it leeches Calcium out.

    18. Re:well GREAT by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Who needs a pancrease anyway?

    19. Re:well GREAT by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Troll

      no, you failed and are now trying to cover up doing the *whoosh* that retards do.

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    20. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the joke was that coke was worse for your teeth.

    21. Re:well GREAT by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your teeth weighed ten pounds? My god, man!

    22. Re:well GREAT by erica_ann · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There was a great mythbusters episode on what soda can do ;)

    23. Re:well GREAT by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're probably better off getting them capped with ceramics (crowns) now and save what's left of the tooth structure for when you need to recap them in 10-20 years' time. It costs about 1.5x-double but it definitely pays off in the long run. Fillings in your situation are simply a very poor bandaid to a much larger enamel problem.

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    24. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you need so much soda? There are other ways to get higher does of caffeine. There are energy drinks, energy powders, energy shots, caffeine pills. Hell, i take a multivitamin, when I remember, that contains 200mg of caffeine. You can even get caffeine gum and caffeine soap.

    25. Re:well GREAT by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      A little meth never hurt anyone!

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    26. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

      You can always just stop drinking stupid shit and stick with water.

    27. Re:well GREAT by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Hey! You know the rules: The first rule of Secret Science Club is you do not talk about Secret Science Club...

      ...and the eighth and final rule of Secret Science Club is...if it's your first night at Secret Science Club, you must fight!...err...you must do science!

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    28. Re:well GREAT by mysidia · · Score: 1

      If you want an edge... kick the Caffeine habit. Stop using it.

      Wait a few years... then use it in small amounts, without getting yourself addicted again.

      You could probably use Red Bull once or twice too.

      But you won't be able to use it every day regardless (same as cafeeine).

      If you use it every morning, or on a frequent basis, you build that tolerance, and brain comes to expect it

    29. Re:well GREAT by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Great! So next time I'm in Albuquerque, I'll look up a guy named Heisenberg.

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    30. Re:well GREAT by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      Same here. Luckily, we'll be able to grow teeth back shortly.

      http://cumc.columbia.edu/news/press_releases/MAOtooth.html

      A technique pioneered in the Tissue Engineering and Regenerative Medicine Laboratory of Dr. Jeremy Mao, the Edward V. Zegarelli Professor of Dental Medicine at Columbia University Medical Center, can orchestrate stem cells to migrate to a three-dimensional scaffold infused with growth factor, holding the translational potential to yield an anatomically correct tooth in as soon as nine weeks once implanted.

    31. Re:well GREAT by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, dentists visit you!

    32. Re:well GREAT by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      You do and I've got just the thing for you on sale NOW! I'll even give you an extra discount for one that includes your preferred typo!

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    33. Re:well GREAT by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > In common parlance all stimulants that are not cocaine and
      > don't have hallucinogenic effects are referred to as "speed".

      Only if it comes in a pill. Things you smoke (e.g., nicotine) are not generally called "speed", and neither are things you drink (e.g., energy drinks), even if the same thing (caffeine) *would* be called speed when taken in pill form.

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    34. Re:well GREAT by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

      One visit to the dentist he observed that my teeth were rapidly deteriorating, and said it must be something in my diet. He took time to ask what I was eating and drinking, and concluded it was the can of diet drink, or two, every afternoon. I cut it out, and switched to full strength drinks, when I drink soda. I put on a bit of weight, but it fixed the tooth problem.

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    35. Re:well GREAT by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Or you could exercise

      Exercise is like chemotherapy: it CAN prolong your life, but there's no real guarantee, and it can also have such a negative impact on the quality of your life that sometimes it's just not worth it.

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    36. Re:well GREAT by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Now I admit that it's been a long time since I took any speed, and then I only did so half a dozen times, but I've never seen speed in pill form. I've always taken speed to mean (only) amphetamine, and I've always seen it as a powder. Maybe it's a UK vs US thing.

    37. Re:well GREAT by internewt · · Score: 1

      Methamphetamine is certainly not a drug I have any desire to ever use recreationally (for hopefully very obvious reasons), but please bear in mind that much of harm and risk caused by illegal drugs is due to prohibition.

      Whilst crystal meth is indeed one of the most powerful drugs used recreationally, you are comparing a legal drug to an illegal drug. Alcohol is relatively safe today, compared to when it was illegal in the USA. The legal status makes massive differences to risks drugs carry.

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    38. Re:well GREAT by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered rinsing your mouth out with water after you drink soda...?

    39. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey- we can't help it that you're a fucking idiot and didn't get the sarcasm. Everyone else did.

      Quit being butthurt about it. You didn't get the joke and now you're making a scene.

    40. Re:well GREAT by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered rinsing your mouth out with water after you drink soda...?

      Sure - but at the time I didn't know it was a problem at all. I figured I was brushing my teeth 2x a day, so I was good.

    41. Re:well GREAT by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Holy carp - that's pretty friggin cool. I hope it turns into something seen in practice.

    42. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water? Gin!

    43. Re:well GREAT by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Who needs a pancrease

      Someone who wants to cook & fold an omelette in one go?

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    44. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, on the upside, pop six redbull's before you go to the dentist, then get nitrous there to come back down...

    45. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, with the METH, you will have

      a. better memory performance
      b. less of a need to visit a dentist

      Seems like a win/win!

      Actually with meth you'll have quite a lot of need to visit a dentist.

    46. Re:well GREAT by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      No, exercise is like doing things that make your body work better. It will almost always improve the quality of your life and, more specifically, improve your energy levels.

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    47. Re:well GREAT by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that citric acid is worse. My dad's dentist told him the same thing (or, rather, they told him the 'yellow' soft drinks are worse than the 'brown'.)

    48. Re:well GREAT by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      I second this. I'm off all caffeine 5 years now. When I do go back and drink it (no more often than once a month)... holy cow am I through the roof. It's like someone pushed the fast-forward button.

      But don't do a double espresso after you've been off the stuff that long. That almost put me in the hospital.

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  3. As I always say by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I never touch coffee - it's a vile habit, especially when abused. Now that that's out of the way, barkeep, another pilsner please.

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    1. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very good, sir. But this is a dry cleaning shop.

    2. Re:As I always say by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      Coffee is far more vile than beer! Beer has no withdrawal symptoms, other than wishing you were drinking beer.

    3. Re:As I always say by teknifix · · Score: 1

      Not true. About 12 years ago my uncle was in a bad car accident and was hospitalized. My family and I went to visit him and the doctor told us he was suffering withdrawl from lack of alcohol. The thing is he only had one beer a day.. after dinner. After many years of it I suppose the body gets used to even such a small amount.

    4. Re:As I always say by arkane1234 · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't heard of the shakes...

      This isn't withdrawal though, this is tolerance. In your beer frame of mind, this is like going from 1 beer making you buzzed, to a 6 pack, or more.

      Besides, It's all a personal thing. If you don't like coffee, that doesn't make it vile. It means you believe it to be vile, just the same as I believe Budweiser/Coors/Pabst/National Bohemian/O'Douls to be vile. Now real beer is good....

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    5. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? It's not Sunday.

    6. Re:As I always say by AaxelB · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't actually have anything against coffee, but I don't drink it because I can wake up on my own, and I don't find its taste compelling enough to drink all the time. I think the comparison between alcohol and caffeine probably has more to do with the reasons people have for drinking it.

      Drinking coffee to wake up every morning will probably lead to dependence. Drinking coffee because it tastes good, at somewhat irregular times, probably won't. Similarly, drinking beer just because it's delicious(*) and the light buzz is pleasant probably won't lead to dependence, but drinking to make yourself happier or to "escape" in any way probably will. It's much easier to become dependent on something that you, you know, depend on.


      (*) I'm wholly on board with you that most super pale, weak, flavorless "beer" is vile; that's why I drink better beer.

    7. Re:As I always say by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a home espresso machine that makes a quad shot, and I have a full pot, every morning, with breakfast. Not to wake up, because I generally don't eat until an hour or so after I'm out of bed, but because I like the taste of espresso. And, why have an espresso machine if you're not going to use it?

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    8. Re:As I always say by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I will not buuuaayy this record! It is scratched!

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    9. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent joke, and subtle, too.

    10. Re:As I always say by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Very good, sir. But this is a dry cleaning shop.

      How do you make it through the day?

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    11. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Chances are he was drinking quite a bit more. My uncle used to maintain he only had two beers a night, but lately its been no secret that he's kept a handle of bottom shelf vodka in his sock drawer. Recently he drunkenly confessed to me he's had 2 pints of vodka a day for the last 43 years. Shockingly he's in nearly perfect health, except for a touch of arthritis.

      Also alcohol withdrawal is usually greatly exacerbated by injury, such as your uncle's car accident. The shock to the nervous system plus the removal of the alcohol's nervous suppressant properties makes the overall risks far worse then either alone would be. In such cases a benzodiazepine with a long half life is prescribed to both sedate the patient and also to ease the patient's nervous system back to normal, otherwise you could be looking at seizures, heart attack, or stroke.

    12. Re:As I always say by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Funny thing. I've been drinking pop for over a decade now (27 yrs old). My dentist said I've lost quite a bit of enamel from how acidic soda is. I asked, "Well, what *can* I drink?". His response? "Beer, as much as you want, and it won't damage your teeth. Tell your wife I said so." Hence, why he's referred to as "my awesome dentist".

    13. Re:As I always say by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      What do you get when you just order a beer in a bar where you live? Here in Germany that tends to mean what the closest brewery produces, unfortunately my town's brewery isn't terribly good. The neighboring city got some better breweries but unfortunately the bars in this town don't stock their products.

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    14. Re:As I always say by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I don't actually have anything against coffee

      As far as I'm concerned, coffee falls under the same rule as beer and buttermilk: anything that smells that foul is NOT going in my mouth. I also don't chew on old sweaty gym socks.

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    15. Re:As I always say by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      What do you get when you just order a beer in a bar where you live? Here in Germany that tends to mean what the closest brewery produces, unfortunately my town's brewery isn't terribly good. The neighboring city got some better breweries but unfortunately the bars in this town don't stock their products.

      Most US bars that don't care about serving "better beer" have about the same selection: a variety of Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or similar, including a few that count as imports, like Heineken and Corona, and then one or two obligatory beers for the snobs like me who want something that actually tastes good. That's often a Samuel Adams Boston Lager, which is decent, and/or something made locally. In those places I usually go for the local whatever or the Sam Adams. I can also drink the cheap shitty beer, since the reason it's normally shitty is that it's not entirely unlike drinking water, but I rarely have reason to. I have the fortune of living in an area that has a lot of very good breweries relatively close by, so there's usually at least one beer that I'll like.

      Note that, in the US, a "local" brewery could be a few hundred miles away, but is usually in the same state, unlike Germany where a local brewery has the same PLZ.

      Generally, I try to go to bars/pubs that have far better selections of beer. The majority of beers in places like that are American craft brews, plus a decent amount of imported craft beer, mostly from England, Germany, and Belgium. For example, this place has 70 beers on tap, almost as many in bottles, and is just a few blocks from where I lived the past two years :)

    16. Re:As I always say by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      > I don't actually have anything against coffee As far as I'm concerned, coffee falls under the same rule as beer and buttermilk: anything that smells that foul is NOT going in my mouth. I also don't chew on old sweaty gym socks.

      You're clearly not smelling the right beers, then :)

      I won't evangelize, but there are some truly delicious beers out there, even for someone who "doesn't like beer". The vast majority of Americans don't even know such a thing exists, sadly.

      In my opinion, buttermilk is an ingredient. I wouldn't drink it just like I wouldn't eat flour, but it can have a very nice effect on pancakes and bread.

    17. Re:As I always say by srussia · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, coffee falls under the same rule as beer and buttermilk: anything that smells that foul is NOT going in my mouth.

      More durian for me. On a side note, I've overheard women's conversations and they say "Lock that tongue down!" quite often. I wonder what that means.

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    18. Re:As I always say by douglasunderhill · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for where you live, but around me (western mass) all but the dives bars serve local beer. to name just a few within 30mi or so, we have amherst brewing company, northhampton brewing company, berkshire brewing company, opa opa and paper city brewery. Not to mention all the delicious local cider that can be found. i found a fairly similar situation when i lived in upstate NY. good beer is like good food, you either have taste, or you eat a mcburger.

    19. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Similarly, drinking beer just because it's delicious(*) and the light buzz is pleasant probably won't lead to dependence"

      If by probably you mean you have almost a 70% chance of avoiding dependence you are probably right. Since odds are that alcoholism is genetic and has nothing to do with behavior it doesn't really matter how often you drink.

      In the brain of an alcoholic the alcohol ultimately converts to a substance with addictive properties and strength comparable to heroin. In many cases one hit is enough.

      Someone who drinks all the time is a drunk. They might form a drinking habit but should not be confused with an addict (who may not be a drunk and may only drink on weekends). Someone with a habit isn't addicted to a substance, they are addicted to endorphins their brain produces when they participate in the habit. Only certain substances are addictive but any behavior can habit forming. Smoking cigarettes is an example of something which is both, the smoking usually is habit forming and the nicotine is addictive.

      The result of a habit is similar but not quite the same as an addiction. With a habit any other enjoyable activity will produce the same endorphins and give you a fix. With a true substance addiction only the right chemical cocktail will suffice. For instance, you might have a hard time getting someone with an internet habit off their computer but if you manage it and they have fun they won't experience withdrawl until they have down time.

      See marijuana (which can be habit forming but is not addictive) vs cocaine, or any opiate based pain reliever such as heroin, hydrocodone, morphine, or codeine.

  4. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...regu drug addiction.

    1. Re:In other words... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Fun fact: In 1909 Coca-Cola was sued in Federal Court under the Pure Food and Drug act. Not because of the cocaine that was still in it at that time but because of the caffeine. In the end the whole thing never went to trial, not because they showed that caffeine was safe, but because it was determined by a judge to not be an additive.

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  5. Much like violence, by mujadaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee reaches its full potential at the 100th cup.

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    1. Re:Much like violence, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Another cup, another theorem.

    2. Re:Much like violence, by sharpone · · Score: 4, Funny

      This isn't Yemeni! It's Sulawesi! .. And the cup's shaking! I don't want my coffee shaking!

    3. Re:Much like violence, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Back to work. We've got fires for you to put out, cyclopses to save...

    4. Re:Much like violence, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but who has $300 to spend on coffee? Not Zoidberg!

    5. Re:Much like violence, by Daimanta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Unfortunately, in the case of 2 girls the full potential is reached at the first cup

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    6. Re:Much like violence, by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      speak for yourself.

    7. Re:Much like violence, by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio works out for the hungry investor.

    8. Re:Much like violence, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean on the 300th Cup?

  6. The truth about caffeine by DogDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use. Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

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    1. Re:The truth about caffeine by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For some weird reason, I have never met someone outside of the US that even had the slightest conception of "caffeine withdrawal". All the usually described effects - headaches, sleepiness - on caffeine withdrawal, just don't seem to happen for people outside of the US. Now that would be a topic for some serious psych dissertation...

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    2. Re:The truth about caffeine by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 1

      Not to sound completely unconvinced, exactly how much money is behind caffeine?

    3. Re:The truth about caffeine by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Hypertension, Heart Problems.

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    4. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      as a caffeine addict in the uk, I can definitely say that we suffer from caffeine withdrawal symptoms here. At least, I do.

    5. Re:The truth about caffeine by raddan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or that there really aren't any except withdrawal symptoms and slightly brownish teeth.

      We're awash in chemicals all day. Why do we have to vilify certain ones? People have withdrawal symptoms when they break up with their girlfriends, too, but we don't go around trying to treat people for love addiction. I can assure you that the feelings are just a bunch of chemicals.

    6. Re:The truth about caffeine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hypertension, Heart Problems.

      No

      and

      No

      Hard to prove a negative, but for a drug, caffeine has been remarkably safe.

      (Appropriate Heinlein quote "Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal".

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    7. Re:The truth about caffeine by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      I agree; I doubt that the caffeine in coca-cola makes it sell better.

    8. Re:The truth about caffeine by logjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure what being American has to do with anything. I mean clearly you can see everything from your little corner of the world where there's something magical about the stimulant caffeine to the point that it doesn't cause withdrawal, so check out:
      http://news.slashdot.org/story/10/05/28/1740208/The-Scientific-Impotence-Excuse

      Then:

      http://www.google.com/search?q=caffeine+withdrawal+uk
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=caffeine+withdrawal+canada
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=caffeine+withdrawal+australia

      You know, at this point it's just easier to call you an idiot

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    9. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we don't go around trying to treat people for love addiction.

      Yes we do. I've dated a so-called "love addict." "Love addiction" is a euphemism for excessive neediness and co-dependence, look it up.

      Speaking of which, it's about that time for a coffee fix...

    10. Re:The truth about caffeine by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use. Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

      jjjjust look at-t me...

    11. Re:The truth about caffeine by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Works for me. When I see something with "Caffeine Free!" plastered all over it I dump that zero and get myself an xx milligram hero.

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    12. Re:The truth about caffeine by e2d2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOL, what a crock of shit. I can't believe you were modded insightful. Oh wait, yes I can.

    13. Re:The truth about caffeine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're awash in chemicals all day. Why do we have to vilify certain ones?

      Because different chemicals have different effects, and some of those effects are harmful but may be non-obvious unless they are studied.

      I mean, duh?

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    14. Re:The truth about caffeine by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      For some weird reason, I have never met someone outside of the US that even had the slightest conception of "caffeine withdrawal". All the usually described effects - headaches, sleepiness - on caffeine withdrawal, just don't seem to happen for people outside of the US. Now that would be a topic for some serious psych dissertation...

      That would be a lame topic. It's either you've never been outside of the U.S., or the people you've met never stopped consuming caffeine products, or never consumed enough to form a dependence. Withdrawal doesn't happen until you stop consuming it. Serious psych dissertation...you just need to get your head checked. =D

    15. Re:The truth about caffeine by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Just a collection of chemicals interacting with other collections of chemicals awash in the energy of the big bang.

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    16. Re:The truth about caffeine by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Lots. I once followed the money trail all the way back to Juan Valdez and his donkey.

    17. Re:The truth about caffeine by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Actually, I live outside the US - I heard about the whole topic of caffeine "addiction" and "withdrawal" first when I spent a year in California. I am not trying to do some US bashing here - I seriously never heard anyone talking about the notion of "caffeine withdrawal" before getting there, and nowadays, I only hear about it on American forums. It is simply weird, and it interests me why this is so.

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    18. Re:The truth about caffeine by chinakow · · Score: 1
      LOL, wut? SA

      Some withdrawal is normal, when humans abuse(as in,'habitually use,' not, 'strike') something that started as good but is now needed to maintain a 'normal' life, it is generally considered a problem, no matter the domain.

    19. Re:The truth about caffeine by wondafucka · · Score: 2

      Actually, I live outside the US - I heard about the whole topic of caffeine "addiction" and "withdrawal" first when I spent a year in California. I am not trying to do some US bashing here - I seriously never heard anyone talking about the notion of "caffeine withdrawal" before getting there, and nowadays, I only hear about it on American forums. It is simply weird, and it interests me why this is so.

      As someone who is going through caffeine withdrawal right now (notice that I don't use quotation marks because it's real), I have a really simple answer.

      My splitting headache and lethargy are due to the the fact that I consume at least two pots of coffee a day until yesterday. If you've never heard of anyone getting caffeine withdrawal outside the US, then you've never met anyone who has consumed enough coffee on a regular basis to become addicted.

      I realize that you are predisposed to believe that Americans make up trouble for themselves (and for good reason), but this one is backed up by facts.

    20. Re:The truth about caffeine by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      It's a thinly veiled attack. It doesn't matter who they're against, they always get modded up.

    21. Re:The truth about caffeine by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      You need to meet more people outside of the US by the sounds of it.

    22. Re:The truth about caffeine by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Caffeine withdrawal is mostly caused by dehydration, imho.

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    23. Re:The truth about caffeine by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That might very well be. I just find it weird personally, as I go between phases where I feel like coffee and drink it like water, and phases where I don't drink any at all. I never felt any negative effects after stopping the coffee, even for weeks. Neither have my friends. Perhaps our alcohol addiction masks the effects, though ;) I do not doubt your experience, and I do not want to troll here - I am surrounded by some heavy coffee drinkers and I am on and off myself, but I just did not see that effect nor did I hear of it, as I said, before I got into contact with Americans. I gotta do some reading on the topic when I next hit the library - perhaps there is some serious biochemistry to be found to clear this up.

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    24. Re:The truth about caffeine by Shimbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure what being American has to do with anything.

      Americans work some of the longest hours around, and probably caffeine fueled hacking is probably more of an American tradition. Red Bull has been banned on and off, on health grounds, in various European countries, for example.

      However, mods defintitely need to sit down, pour themselves another large glass of wine, and have another piece of cheese, before indulging in lazy cultural stereotyping. Cheers!

    25. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to sound completely unconvinced, exactly how much money is behind caffeine?

      Well, I only checked taxes and only for Germany (per year):
      coffee tax: 1 billion
      alcohol tax: 3,5 billion
      tabacco tax: 14,5 billion

      We pay 2,2 to 5€ per kg coffee in taxes.

    26. Re:The truth about caffeine by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Dehydration is definitely consistent with the symptoms described. That does not make it "withdrawal", though. That is a basic physiological effect that has nothing whatsover to do with "addiction".

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    27. Re:The truth about caffeine by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Only caffeine truly loves me.

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    28. Re:The truth about caffeine by JustOK · · Score: 1

      I thought he sank in Alaska...

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    29. Re:The truth about caffeine by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given that I live in Germany, this might not be the problem.

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    30. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know you had a twin brother! Now if one of you would stop moving so fast...

    31. Re:The truth about caffeine by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When most caffeine "addicts" stop drinking their favorite caffeinated beverage they often fail to replace it with water and or other non caffeinated beverages. This causes dehydration which is mistaken for withdrawal symptoms.

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    32. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We're awash in chemicals all day. Why do we have to vilify certain ones?

      Because our governments are addicted to the tax money from some of them and not others. Nasty, horrible untaxed chemicals.

    33. Re:The truth about caffeine by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      an american ignorant of the rest of the world? now thats a first..

    34. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't you look it up for me? Please?

    35. Re:The truth about caffeine by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      That was his brother, Exxon.

    36. Re:The truth about caffeine by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a caffeine addict in the US, I can say that I don't suffer from caffeine withdrawls. I'd have to stop drinking it first, and that's never going to happen.

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    37. Re:The truth about caffeine by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      The study was performed in Bristol, UK, and includes reports of headaches and so on.

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    38. Re:The truth about caffeine by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its because you foreigners are so used to the misery and suffering of not being americans that you don't notice the extra misery of caffeine withdrawals. /snarky.

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    39. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      (as in,'habitually use,' not, 'strike')

      Thank you for the clarification. Because abusing my cup of coffee by beating it with a stick is perfectly acceptable! As should beating my wife... I mean... what?

    40. Re:The truth about caffeine by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          I'll concur, caffeine withdrawal does exist. My poison isn't coffee, it's soda. But, at several liters a day, my consumption matched or beat yours.

          I don't think the reporting of it is because it doesn't exist elsewhere. It's more likely that they take advantage of their copious sick days, and/or simply never quit.

          I've quit drinking it a few times. Every time, after about 12 to 16 hours of not consuming any, I end up with a migraine bad enough to wish my head would just hurry up and explode. Sensitivity to noise and light was so bad I'd lock myself in a dark room, and curse at anyone who came near me, followed by cursing about all the noise I was making. Last time I did it, I was staying with someone, who force fed me a glass of soda, because I looked like I was in such pain.

          After that, I found it rather difficult to find places that didn't serve soda as their primary beverage (except bars). Once I quit, I was strong willed for a while. I refused anything. Try going to a fast food establishment and ordering a large water. You'll get some really dumb looks, as if you're speaking a foreign language. In my quitting, I was avoiding any drinks with sugar or caffeine. And no, sugar free caffeine free soda wasn't an acceptable substitute. I can't drink anything with sugar substitutes without getting an almost instant migraine. I usually can't tell the difference between the taste of sugar drinks and sugar free synthetically sweetened drinks, but I'll be able to tell you about it for the next 6 to 8 hours while I suffer from a migraine almost as bad as the caffeine withdrawal.

          I'm sure I'll try again someday. I'm just not looking forward to the couple days of migraines because of it.

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    41. Re:The truth about caffeine by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      coffee tax: 1 billion

      Work.

      alcohol tax: 3,5 billion

      Play.

      tabacco tax: 14,5 billion

      Addiction.

    42. Re:The truth about caffeine by onionman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who is going through caffeine withdrawal right now (notice that I don't use quotation marks because it's real), I have a really simple answer.

      My splitting headache and lethargy are due to the the fact that I consume at least two pots of coffee a day until yesterday.

      I do this to myself periodically. I'm usually a straight espresso drinker, but once every year I take a month off of caffeine. The first three days are really painful, but by the end of the first week, I'm fine. For the rest of the month I dream about coffee, and occasionally I'll indulge in a decaf mocha (or some other fat and sugar loaded decaf drink). Now, if you're a caffeine addict, and you've never done this, I highly recommend it. Not because it's good for you or any crap like that... do it because when you start drinking coffee again it feels sooooooo good!!!

    43. Re:The truth about caffeine by Bobartig · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I finished finals this semester, I cut caffeine entirely from my diet to try and get back to a normal consumption level. During finals, I was consuming ~500 mg of caffeine in the form of tea, energy drinks, and caffeinated gum, mints, and pills. I tend to follow my caffeine consumption very closely.

      After finals, I also developed a sore throat, so I was drinking over a gallon of liquid a day - LOTS more than normal. About 12 hours after my finals period ended, I got splitting headaches from the caffeine withdrawal, which lasted about a week. I've also gone through this cycle about a dozen times since highschool, and every other time I've cut caffeine from my diet.

      Caffeine consumption causes a vasoconstriction of the blood vessels within the brain, and reduced sensitivity to adenosine. When caffeine consumption stops abruptly, it leads to headache, lethargy, and possibly nausea as a result of increased intercranial pressure and adenosine uptake. The symptoms are easily confused with dehydration, except that drinking lots of fluids not only doesn't help, it can make things worse.

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    44. Re:The truth about caffeine by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's worth pointing out that coffee beans do contain a substance, cafestol, that affects cholesterol regulation. Cafestol is removed by paper filtration, so us American drip coffee drinkers can rest easy. But if you're drinking french press or turkish coffee on a regular basis, it could have a significant effect on your cholesterol levels.

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    45. Re:The truth about caffeine by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I'm also in Germany and I have both witnessed and participated in discussions of caffeine withdrawal. I can also attest to its existence... unfortunately.

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    46. Re:The truth about caffeine by NetNed · · Score: 1

      Man someone needs to stick it to big caffeine and the man!! People we need to get off our dependence on foreign imports of caffeine and make our own renewable sustainable stimulants. Where's Al Gore when you need him! Oh right, never mind!

    47. Re:The truth about caffeine by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I can confirm that dehydration isn't the only cause of caffeine withdrawals. When I quit, I drank lots of water, and some assorted sport drinks. I avoided the sport drinks, because I was trying to keep my sugar intake down. Reduction in sugar was my goal of quitting caffeine (soda). The elimination of caffeine was just a bonus.

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    48. Re:The truth about caffeine by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny

          Who's there to greet you in the morning? Caffeine.

          Who's there to keep you company through the day? Caffeine.

          Who will take long road trips with you, without complaining about your driving? Caffeine.

          Who will keep you company on a long night of programming without complaining that you aren't paying attention to them? Caffeine.

          Who won't complain when you share your time with her sister, Nicotine? Caffeine.

          I think you have a point there, sir. Caffeine is our true love.

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    49. Re:The truth about caffeine by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Excessive caffeine can cause problems for some people. My grandfather, for instance, developed atrial fibrillation due to excessive caffeine. Though he regularly drank 30 cups a day. His doctor cut him down to 6 and it went away.

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    50. Re:The truth about caffeine by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      ...but we don't go around trying to treat people for love addiction.

      Maybe we should! Addiction is addiction. Whether a particular person's addiction is enough of a problem to be worth intervention is another story.

    51. Re:The truth about caffeine by Kohath · · Score: 1

      We're awash in chemicals all day. Why do we have to vilify certain ones?

      Because we can't blame our problems on "magic" or "evil spirits" any more, so we pick something else equally as unknown to most of us. Next time you hear someone demonizing some common substance, that's all they're doing.

      Why do you think religious folks say grace before meals? Food used to be a lot more likely to make you sick (from parasites, etc.) back when these traditions began thousands of years ago. But forgoing food isn't an option. Some sort of divine blessing was clearly in order.

      (Also, if you convince people you have some sort of inside knowledge on the "evil spirits" or "toxic" substances in common items, you can gain status, advantages, and potentially wealth or power. This has not changed.)

    52. Re:The truth about caffeine by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      For some weird reason, I have never met someone outside of the US that even had the slightest conception of "caffeine withdrawal". All the usually described effects - headaches, sleepiness - on caffeine withdrawal, just don't seem to happen for people outside of the US. Now that would be a topic for some serious psych dissertation...

      I submit that you've not met many people outside of the US...

    53. Re:The truth about caffeine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I mentioned that caffeine was 'remarkably safe'. Not 'completely safe'. No drug (a substance with biologic activity) will ever be completely safe. But given the number of people that regularly use the drug and the limited number of people with side effects or medical problems attributed to it, it's right along with anything else benign that I can think of.

      Thirty cups of coffee a day. That's about two an hour (assuming he could get any sleep on that). At that level, I would end up just walking between the kitchen and the bathroom ...

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    54. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use."

      I'll put you on the test subject list.

    55. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a strong brew plus the cholesterol-blocking benefits of a paper filter you might check out an aeropress. Works for me.

    56. Re:The truth about caffeine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So my reusable screen filter is bad for my cholesterol? Shit.

      But wait, the WP page says it may also be an anticarcinogen. Now what do I do?

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    57. Re:The truth about caffeine by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      As someone who is going through caffeine withdrawal right now (notice that I don't use quotation marks because it's real), I have a really simple answer.

      My splitting headache and lethargy are due to the the fact that I consume at least two pots of coffee a day until yesterday. If you've never heard of anyone getting caffeine withdrawal outside the US, then you've never met anyone who has consumed enough coffee on a regular basis to become addicted.

      Yes, caffeine withdrawal definitely is real. I notice it myself when I take a few days off from work. At work, I drink a LOT of coffee, but when I am at home, sleep in, do some house work, go shopping etc. and then it's early afternoon without me having had the usual few cups of coffee yet, I usually notice a headache coming up. Then I get myself a nice cup of coffee, and everything is OK again.

      The explanation for the withdrawal symptoms that I have read about sound convincing. Caffeine is an antagonist for adenosine, and the body reacts to an increase in the caffeine intake by producing more adenosine receptors (to "even out" the caffeine effect, i.e. to get back to normal). So when you stop drinking coffee, there is too much of an adenosine effect. And since adenosine has an effect on blood pressure, this causes a headache.

    58. Re:The truth about caffeine by osgeek · · Score: 1

      I thought that was for alcohol.

      I can tell when I've neglected to have my morning coffee by about 10am when the headache kicks in. It has nothing to do with a lack of a cup of water. If anything, caffeine is a diuretic, so dehydrates you even more when you take it... but I don't get a headache when all I've had is a cup of coffee in the morning.

    59. Re:The truth about caffeine by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Huh... what if I have one of those gold-ish mesh filters?

    60. Re:The truth about caffeine by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      There have actually been a ton of them backed by the Mormons.

    61. Re:The truth about caffeine by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Uh-oh. Good to know, thanks. Now I have a new appreciation for the vile filtered stuff that keeps me through the day at work (hey, it's free, and the employer didn't yet splurge on espresso machines at every floor and wing). I hope my morning french-pressed cuppa, or an occasional Turkish brew on a weekend, doesn't hurt too much.

      On the other hand, I put sugar into my drip coffee, just to knock off the vile flavor, and that probably makes it a worse hit overall.

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    62. Re:The truth about caffeine by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, plus it says:

      "Cafestol has also been implicated in inhibiting the progress of Parkinson's disease[3]"

      inhibiting sounds like a good word there.

    63. Re:The truth about caffeine by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      500mg is bush league - had a coworker at MS that quit coffee after he worked out that his daily intake was about 1.6g of caffeine.

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    64. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is not a troll.

    65. Re:The truth about caffeine by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      'Nicotine' does kinda sound like a French girl's name. So does Caffeine, for that matter.

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    66. Re:The truth about caffeine by stumblingblock · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you are writing from, but my personal experience here (Southern California) is that ordering water at a fast food outlet is treated as routine. Sometimes there is even a stack of small paper cups for you to help yourself from the dispenser.

    67. Re:The truth about caffeine by digitalhermit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I drink, on average, 10 cups of moderately strong coffee per day (that's relative though; it's American coffee, which is not normally as strong as other coffees). I drink mostly "breakfast blend" which has a milder taste, but more of a caffeine kick. On some days I don't drink any coffee and occasionally get headaches. I assume this is the withdrawal effect.

      And yes. I don't sleep well at all. On average I sleep 4 hours a day (go to bed at 1:30AM, wake up at 5:30AM). And sometimes I don't sleep so much as wait either... Sort of a vicious cycle too... I drink coffee in the morning because I don't feel quite human until I had that first cup. It's more of a routine than an actual need for caffeine though. It's just something I do that's a rote action until my brain starts functioning normally. Others may do a morning run but I see that as akin to eating an egg-white omelet.

      I'm allergic to alcohol, BTW. It makes me very red and very nauseous.

      And to prove your point.. It's 8:44PM here now. I've been at the office since 9AM... So almost a 12 hour day...

    68. Re:The truth about caffeine by Homburg · · Score: 1

      I go between phases where I feel like coffee and drink it like water, and phases where I don't drink any at all. I never felt any negative effects after stopping the coffee, even for weeks.

      My experience is very much the same. I suppose, though, that there might be a difference between not drinking coffee because you don't feel like it, and not drinking coffee because you've decided to stop, so whatever independent factor is causing you to not want to drink coffee might also be militating against the symptoms of caffeine withdrawal. For instance, if you are for some reason sleeping better, and therefore don't feel so tired, you may be less inclined to drink coffee; then you presumably wouldn't feel the tiredness that seems to be part of caffeine withdrawal.

    69. Re:The truth about caffeine by Homburg · · Score: 1

      The experience of drug consumption is influenced by set (mental state) and setting (environment). If Americans talk and think about caffeine use in a different way from people in some other place, the two groups will experience it differently. That doesn't mean that caffeine doesn't effect the brain chemistry of people outside the US in much the same way, of course, but brain chemistry doesn't map in a simple direct way to experience. It's not really all that implausible that people in a different cultural context might not experience the biochemical changes that come along with a cessation of caffeine intake as "caffeine withdrawal" in the same way that Americans do.

    70. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, I am Spanish and here working 12 hours without a coffee break is...well, not the norm, but I have yet to know more than two persons working less hours than that. And I have met persons that spend, quite literally, all their time at work except for 7-8 hours for sleep/free time (not counting transport time).

    71. Re:The truth about caffeine by antirelic · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I am an "American Worker" (as opposed to one of the other pretend social classes), who wakes up at 4am, drives 1 hour to arrive at my job at 5am, and then work till 4pm, to drive home for 5pm. I have a score of network switches, a hundred servers, multiple SAN's and tape libraries, documentation to create and maintain, logs to review, security audits to perform, management to manipulate into doing the right thing, firewall policies to write, implement, test, and further document... and thats just the stuff I havent blanked out. Then when I come home I have a wife to tend to, an adoption process (which thus far has consumed well over 120 hours in just 4 short months, with only 2-3 more months to go), and household chores to complete. Not to mention charity work, distant family to communicate with, and entertain fleeting thoughts of entertainment. Somehow, I am going to have to shove "exercise" back into that schedule, before I die of some work related death sentence. By the end of the day I get between 4-6 hours sleep, before i have to wake up and start doing it again.

      I'd never, ever, be able to do it without coffee.

      On the weekend I can go without coffee if I can get enough sleep (8-10 hours). Of course, weekends are for getting the non work related things which couldnt be completed during the week.

      This is what the gparent meant about caffine addiction being an American problem. To be honest, I wouldnt trade it in for a longer life living in a bankrupt sun belt socialism.

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    72. Re:The truth about caffeine by Izhido · · Score: 1

      Shutup you moran... Op is right. You're just discriminating people because they consume only certain kinds of chemicals. Shame on you.

      Now, where's that cup of cyanide I just prepared? Can't wait to taste it. They told me it was good...

    73. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may dodge a whole lot of headaches if you try to scale down slowly versus swearing off caffeine all at once. Go from 3 bottles a day to 2 for a couple weeks and if you aren't dead yet, continue from there, it can be done.

    74. Re:The truth about caffeine by fishexe · · Score: 1

      People have withdrawal symptoms when they break up with their girlfriends, too, but we don't go around trying to treat people for love addiction.

      Who says we don't? Although if you mostly hang around slashdot, the problem is rare enough here that you might not have heard of the treatments...

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    75. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Caffeine is a diuretic, so you would actually be less likely to be dehydrated.

    76. Re:The truth about caffeine by logjon · · Score: 0

      Your mindset only counteracts physiology to a certain extent.

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    77. Re:The truth about caffeine by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'd been hemming and hawing about shelling out a few bucks for an AeroPress, but it looks like my mind has been made up for me... :)

    78. Re:The truth about caffeine by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I thought that was for alcohol.

      Both, actually. Dehydration from alcohol consumption, combined metabolic byproducts from alcohol breakdown in the liver, is the primary cause of hangover headaches.

      If anything, caffeine is a diuretic, so dehydrates you even more when you take it

      No, it doesn't. The total water volume in coffee more than offsets any diuretic effects.

    79. Re:The truth about caffeine by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      So that means its going to get a fair amount of the smug assholes at Starbucks then ... thats the best news I've had all day.

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    80. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never felt any negative effects after stopping the coffee, even for weeks. Neither have my friends. Perhaps our alcohol addiction masks the effects, though ;) ...

      I'd put money on that. When it comes to alcohol vs any other drug, in my experience alcohol always wins. I sometimes drank a 2 liter bottle of diet coke every day, took upwards of 100mg of ephedrine, smoked like a chimney, and was for years doing cocaine, xanax, and ambien on a daily basis. I've never felt withdrawal symptoms from anything but alcohol. Not even cravings, it never even occurred to me I was addicted to anything else (well I realized in on an intellectual level I needed to ambien to counter the cocaine, but again I didn't crave either when I gave them up).

    81. Re:The truth about caffeine by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The fact that GP is posting to me suggests that he has "villified" cyanide, bleach, carbon monoxide etc...

    82. Re:The truth about caffeine by adolf · · Score: 1

      AFAICT, using a press isn't about getting a stronger brew. It's about getting all of the coffee to be equally brewed in a coffee-snob way, and using boiling water to get as much out of it as possible (which may or may not be a good thing), while having a method to stop the brewing process at the exact moment you choose.

      In a regular drip coffee maker, there's a lot of different ways to change various aspects of the quality of the brew:

      1. Vary the input water temperature. Cold water goes through the machine more slowly than warm water, though the brewing temperature remains about the same. (I use warm water @ probably 90F; YMMV.)
      2. Vary the grind. Finer means faster and more complete flavor extraction, which may or may not be a good thing.
      3. Use more or less coffee.
      4. Use more or less water to vary overall extraction.
      5. Use different filters, or perhaps more than one of them, so that the hot water mingles with the beans for a greater or lesser period.
      6. Some machines, like the not-so-fancy Mr. Coffee I use, have a button that offers a couple of different settings for duty cycle. Mine has "regular" and "strong." "regular" keeps the heating element on 100%, "strong" is closer to 75%, which moves the water more slowly. Brewing temperature remains about the same, while time required increases proportionately. (A real geek might use a Variac to do something similar with any random machine.)
      7. All of these things are interdependent.

      I've used a press. I got pretty good at making excellent coffee with it, but it always seemed like a lot of work (though it was admittedly rather fun work). One day, it fell off of a shelf and broke, so I started trying different ways to make drip coffee.

      Since then, I've learned how to make good, consistent coffee 10 cups at a time. I never bought another press.

      As always, YMMV. I, for one, am very aware that I must die from something, and therefore don't worry much about cholesterol. It's a matter of taste and convenience.

    83. Re:The truth about caffeine by adolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mmmm. Cold-turkey addiction-stopping: Of course you were an ass.

      When someone stops doing something they're familiar with (girlfriend of some years, heroin, tobacco, coffee, soda, cocaine, masturbation, wife, Intarwebs, talk radio, Slashdot - pick one), they're going to experience withdrawl.

      So, don't do that. Scale back. Substitute something else some of the time. And enjoy your soda when you get some.

      Then, tomorrow, enjoy less of it.

      And the day after that, a little less.

      I've beat my share of addictions, I think: For instance, I've quit smoking several times, each time for at least a year or two. I've scaled up and down on coffee, and at different times, soda. I've gone with and without alcoholism. (Somehow, I've avoided forming habits with harder drugs...) None of these things are easily left cold, and every time I've tried to leave them cold, I failed immediately. So, again: Don't.

      If you need caffeine, there's lots of other ways to get a small fix to help cure a migraine. Hot tea, for example: It's unavailable most places (in the US, at least), so it's easier to do without than some other things (soda pop is everywhere). Scale back. Don't change everything: If you're trying to cure a years-long caffeine binge, don't try to eliminate your sugar intake at the same time. Want to drink a soda in the morning? Go ahead. Afternoon? Have a cup of tea. Evening? Who knows: I'm not you.

      Changing a lifestyle (ie: treating an addiction) doesn't happen overnight. Realize this, plan for it, and enjoy life.

      It's not necessarily something that's easy to do, but it doesn't have to be the hell you've put yourself through in the past.

    84. Re:The truth about caffeine by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      So that means its going to get a fair amount of the smug assholes at Starbucks then ... thats the best news I've had all day.

      How could you possibly tell the difference?

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    85. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Congratulations for being a stereotypical American who wastes his life at work, thinking that it defines him/her and makes him/her more valuable. Taking a quick look at your home page, you don't appear to be *that* young (e.g. less than 25 or so). Most people stuck in your cycle realizes what hell they are doing before they turn 30, when are you going to?

    86. Re:The truth about caffeine by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Now, where's that cup of cyanide I just prepared? Can't wait to taste it. They told me it was good...

      It adds a nice almond flavor to your coffee.

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    87. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be of the misunderstanding that there are only two possible way to have a life, the "American" way as you described it or "living in a bankrupt sun belt socialism". If this is your true belief, I'm truly sorry for your lack of world knowledge.

      Take me for example, I'm as normal as you can get. I live in Sweden, have a good job within IT. I have 7 weeks of paid vacation and I work 9:30 to 17:00 mon-fri. Overtime is very rare (3 evenings in 2 years), and if it is required, I'm paid for it. I likely don't make as much as you do gross, but I live in a nice house, we have two newer cars and we usually take two vacations every year going outside Europe. But sure, I do live in en evil socialist state and we apparently have no freedom whatsoever, but I suppose I have been brainwashed to like it, just like you have with your life, eh?

    88. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an ex-caffeine addict in the UK, I can say I don't suffer withdrawal symptoms anymore.

    89. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the studies I've seen suggest caffeine is largely neutral or even positive for the brain over the long run, but may be harmful for the heart for those who are sensitive to it. Of course, if you're cynical about academic research because of imagined conspiracies, then there's really no way to discuss or debate the issue.

      I drink a moderate amount of coffee (4-6 cups per day during the week), but I've never really imagined it would give me more energy overall. It's just a way to regulate the variation in my energy level throughout the day, to better fit my schedule. I also often stop drinking coffee when on holiday and so on, and find the withdrawal symptoms extremely mild -- two or three of days of feeling a bit tired, a minor headache for a day and then back to normal.

      I could also point out that Sweden has the highest level of per-capita coffee consumption in the world, and also a pretty good level of health (even if the diet isn't so good). So if there are any negative effects, they don't seem very pronounced. They're certainly nothing like smoking (which is low in Sweden but high in Denmark, where health levels are much worse).

    90. Re:The truth about caffeine by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      I've removed the desire for soda by drinking fruit juice and smoothies. Lovin' it! :-D

      Home made in large batches.. awesome, healthy and much much less of a sugar crash :-)

    91. Re:The truth about caffeine by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      no problem getting excellent beer either then :)

    92. Re:The truth about caffeine by Inda · · Score: 1

      What an achievement!

      I work 37 hours a week, not a minute more, not a minute less. I own my house with a garden, run a decent car, have a family (who's eye colour I know), two computers and pets.

      I'm sure your busy life makes you happy, when you have time to live it.

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    93. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, this describes my experience with coffee also. Having had 4-8 cups per day for over 2 years, quitting one morning and not having coffee for another month did not make any difference, I remember missing the smell of coffee the most.

    94. Re:The truth about caffeine by not+flu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a Finn and I can attest that caffeine withdrawal symptoms are real. Going cold turkey from 2 liters or more of drip coffee per day gives me a fairly severe headache - but I suspect few coffee drinkers actually drink that much most of the time.

    95. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you should be from Germany, because so am I, and I can tell you from first-hand experience that caffeine withdrawal symptoms really do exist.

      I practically lived off of diet coke (well, the cheap Aldi stuff, actually - River Zero or whatever they call it) until a couple of years ago, typically consuming between 3 and 4 liters a day; I stopped at some point, and had to deal with exactly the symptoms you describe, namely drowsiness (not unexpected, given that caffeine is a stimulant which I was suddenly missing) and dull headaches.

      I didn't last long - two or three weeks tops, perhaps. But it was definitely there.

      (And for the record, it can't have been dehydration, either. When I stopped drinking coke, I started drinking water instead, and made sure to still get my three liters a day.)

    96. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little more cholesterol, but perhaps an anticarcinogenic that has also been implicated in inhibiting the progress of Parkinson's disease.

      I call it even; and yes, I drink coffee from a french press.

    97. Re:The truth about caffeine by arielCo · · Score: 1

      And to prove your point.. It's 8:44PM here now. I've been at the office since 9AM... So almost a 12 hour day...

      Listen to the AC. Get the hell out of that cycle. NOW. Your efforts are probably seen as more of a personal habit / quirk than a valuable contribution to the company. I'm 36 and speaking out of a few years' experience.

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    98. Re:The truth about caffeine by Baki · · Score: 1

      As an ex-addict, I'm happy that now I can really "use" coffee when I need it. I.e. usually I don't drink coffee but when I really need to be extra (long) awake, one cup of coffee helps with this again. Formerly, coffee wouldn't keep me awake anymore but not having coffee would cause head-ache.

      Still I would be interested to know the long-term effects.

      For substances such as THC (cannabis) they keep trying to prove that there are negative long-term effects (until now with not much "success"). I'm sure if they started investigating long-term effects of "legal" substances such as caffeine, they would find some disturbing long-term effects here and there.

    99. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rule is no more than 2 cups a day -- that includes soda, any more is supposed to be bad for you.

    100. Re:The truth about caffeine by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "I drink coffee in the morning because I don't feel quite human until I had that first cup. It's more of a routine than an actual need for caffeine though. It's just something I do that's a rote action until my brain starts functioning normally."

      I used to tell myself the same thing about smoking. I'm just addicted to the habit of smoking, not that pesky habit-forming nicotine. I was wrong. I was in denial. I'll bet you're wrong, too. Swap it with decaf or hot chocolate. Have a problem with that? Then it's not the routine you're addicted to. It's the addictive chemical you're addicted to.

    101. Re:The truth about caffeine by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Congratulations for being a stereotypical American who wastes his life at work, thinking that it defines him/her and makes him/her more valuable.

      Hahhaah....Thank you...that is one of the biggest chuckles I've had in a while. I do my work, and do it well, but work is just that: work. It something I choose to do to enable the things I want to do.

      I was around 22 years old when I realized that the corporate gig wasn't for me. But the gig is a means to an end.

    102. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. I've been there and that is way too much. Also the temptation to move on to more effective stimulants exists. You will not be performing at anything like your potential with that little sleep; more to the point, you never really feel alive and every day is a slog. Oh, and chronic sleep deprivation has been proven to take years off your life. Cut down!

      I've never understood why caffeine is so fetishised in geek "culture", I still drink too much of it but at least I realise it's a shitty drug.

    103. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried dropping caffeine to see if it would help lower my blood pressure. The only effect I noticed was I had a lot less headaches. My blood pressure was still up after a month, though. I occasionally still have caffeine. In this crazy society, it's difficult to find caffeine-free soda unless you're at the grocery store or like lemony drinks. I need to be more diligent; caffeine makes me feel like crap.

    104. Re:The truth about caffeine by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      You need to work to live, not the other way around! Damn...
      Try a scientific experiment, for 2 weeks stop drinking coffee to get over your withdraw, then for 2 weeks after that, turn up to work around 8:30-9, have an hour for lunch, and leave work around 5:30-6.
      With the spare time after work you then have, make plans with friends to do stuff, from going to the pub, playing computer games, going for a walk/run, kicking a ball around in a park, going to gym, bike ride, watching a movie, playing a board game, to just chilling out.
      Then see if you like your life more. You may not even realise that you're missing out?!

    105. Re:The truth about caffeine by CatsupBoy · · Score: 1

      As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use. Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

      My favorite study, and one I quote often is this

      Summary: In a study of more than 125,000 people, one cup of coffee per day cut the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced the risk by 80 percent.

    106. Re:The truth about caffeine by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Caffeine constricts the blood vessels in the head and scalp (and does other things probably related to the flight or fight instincts), but the body adjusts. When caffeine is withdrawn, the blood vessels relax and dilate, stretching nerves that send pain signals.
      When I know I'm going to be without coffee for most of the day (like when I'm out in the field rather than in the office, or traveling to Utah, the only state without two Starbucks on every corner) I bring along Excedrin. It not only has aspirin and acetaminophen to combat pain, two of them have the caffeine of a small cup of coffee.

    107. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but I assumed that German slashdotters are also allergic to sunlight?

    108. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to end up in a morgue or a hospital likely within a few years. Overworking yourself like that out of some misguided sense of self-importance isn't smart or something to be proud of. It's just self-destructive and foolish.

    109. Re:The truth about caffeine by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Normally I drink 2 or 3 expressos a day (equivalent to 3-4 cups of american style coffee each) and often I take cafeine-vacations (currently on one of those) where I completly stop drinking cofee and cafeinated drinks.

      It takes about 1-1.5 weeks until the withdrawal sympthoms are over.

      After that you actually start sleeping better and will feel less sleepy in the morning than when you drank cofee.

      Currently I'm experimenting with drinking american style coffee cups once in a while (once or twice a week) but that stuff is a bit like cafeinated dish washing water for me ...

    110. Re:The truth about caffeine by TehClaws · · Score: 1

      Oil and coffee are the biggest commodities in the world, I was a bit surprised, but Columbia exports more coffee beans than cocaine, at least officially. Try googling it.

    111. Re:The truth about caffeine by OwMyBrain · · Score: 1

      I will support this with anecdotal evidence.

      I drink coffee nearly every day, and on days that I don't, I invariably get headaches. This past three-day weekend, I had no caffeine from Saturday to Monday. For the entire weekend, though, I was outdoors sweating and almost constantly drinking water. No headaches. This was the first time in many years I've gone that long without caffeine and not gotten headaches.

      Yay Water!

    112. Re:The truth about caffeine by djdanlib · · Score: 1

      It does. I've bought myself a Coke or Pepsi from the vending machine at work (it has both) because I wanted that little caffeine kick, but not the stomach-slaying jitter-inducing amount that's in Mountain Dew.

      Not being a coffee drinker, soda tends to be my vice on occasions when I don't get enough sleep :-\

    113. Re:The truth about caffeine by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Americans work some of the longest hours around, and probably caffeine fueled hacking is probably more of an American tradition.

      This is quite true, alternatively Russian hackers rely more on Vodka to fuel their hacking. It works quite well and has been rediscovered in America as the Ballmer Peak.

    114. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My rule of thumb would be; if you drink coffee, but still get a good nights sleep - returning to your normal morning baseline is exactly what you want to do.

    115. Re:The truth about caffeine by icebrain · · Score: 1

      You can get a life like that in the US, too. I'm a mid-20s engineer in the southeast US. I work 0600-1630 Monday-Thursday, and live ~15-20 minutes from work. Overtime is cyclical, but usually consists of working a partial day Friday (if we want it), and I am paid for it. I get 3 weeks vacation every year, but then, I have every Friday off. After work, I go to the gym and still have time to spend with my wife in the evening. I "own" a nice house, two paid-off cars, and some nice toys, and we save/invest about 30% of our combined pre-tax income, with our only debt payment being the mortgage.

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    116. Re:The truth about caffeine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Hehe. It's true, I'm a blatant chemistryist. If that's the right word.

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    117. Re:The truth about caffeine by watookal · · Score: 1

      As a former South African coffee addict, I can also confirm that people in countries other than the U.S. suffer from caffeine withdrawal symptoms.

      I quit about 9 months ago, and had headaches for two weeks. I used to drink 2-3 cups of fairly strong french press coffee per day.

    118. Re:The truth about caffeine by theelectron · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll add some anecdotal evidence: Whenever I quite drinking coffee, I usually double or triple my total intake of fluids by way of tap water. I will always get a splitting headache for an entire day after quitting the caffeine cold turkey (bad Idea I know) The withdrawal effects are very real for me. Also, for what it is worth, I usually drink 6 cups of coffee spaced out over a day

    119. Re:The truth about caffeine by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      Develop a one-bowl-of-oatmeal-a-day habit and keep using your reusable filter.

    120. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you stop drinking the coffee, do you replace it with an additional 10 cups of water a day?

      If you not, the effects you feel might be caused by dehydration and not withdraw.

    121. Re:The truth about caffeine by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Okay, so it's a wash on the diuretic effect.

      Encouraged by this article, I decided to lay off caffeine starting this morning. To compensate for the lack of fluids, I've consumed an extra 32 ounces of water.

      Hey, it's noon and my head is absolutely pounding.

      I don't buy the grandfather poster's claim that dehydration is the reason for withdrawal symptoms.

      Yeah, yeah... small sample size, no double-blind.

    122. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A splitting headache and lethargy? Poor baby. Technical definitions aside, calling those symptoms withdrawal trivializes the term. That's a walk in the park compared to withdrawal from from opiates, benzodiazepines, alcohol, and related compounds.

    123. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you just have a headache 24/7 due to some other reason and you drive massive amounts of coffee (caffeine) to remedy it. The headache medicine excedrin is just asprin with caffeine. I get headaches from long bicycle rides and find that a coke or coffee helps with that.

    124. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try going to a fast food establishment and ordering a large water.

      I do it all the time. First, if they look annoyed, it's probably because soda is where most of the profits come from. Second, water doesn't come in sizes. Just say you want water, not a large water.

    125. Re:The truth about caffeine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Develop an oatmeal habit to counter my caffeine habit? Well, okay, but first I'll have to read up on what oatmeal withdrawal is like.

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    126. Re:The truth about caffeine by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      I did that back in grad school while working full time. 4 hours of sleep a night max and the caffeine just kept me going. When I started developing stomach problems I quit and spent most of the following two weeks sleeping (other than work, school was on break). 16 hours of sleep a day for two weeks. It was insane. Caffeine withdrawal can be pretty rough depending on how much you're taking in. Anything north of 300-400mg/day will really kick you in the nuts if you quit it cold.

    127. Re:The truth about caffeine by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      People have withdrawal symptoms when they break up with their girlfriends, too, but we don't go around trying to treat people for love addiction.

      Some people do self medicate though. I hear hookers can help wean you off of a love addiction gradually. Fewer side effects if you following proper dosing directions.

    128. Re:The truth about caffeine by raddan · · Score: 1

      The point is that people aren't just saying "this is bad for you", they're saying "this is morally wrong". Morals have nothing to do with it.

    129. Re:The truth about caffeine by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      And, should you spend a week without caffeine, you could get back into that ritual without changing it (asside for no caffeine). Thats what the research was about. You are at your baseline, and it requires caffeine to maintain it. Remove the addiction to caffeine, and your baseline will return, but without requiring caffeine to maintain it.
      That aside, it does sound to me like you should be looking at shortening your hours, especially if you're looking at having a child.
      I suspect, however, that the child is your wife's idea, so she can have someone to connect with, as you are so busy.
      All in all it is your choice, however, so if you're happy with your life, don't change a thing.

      BTW. I am also an American worker in the IT industry. I work a 40 hour week, and have more free time than I know what to do with. Then again, I have no family here, and few friends, which makes a big difference.
      I'm from Australia, and worked in IT there also. Ideally I'll get back there, as I got the same pay for the same hours, living in a equavilent economic society. The differences are only that I got more holidays, and free healthcare, and that I prefer Sydney to Dallas (for so many other reasons I won't go into).
      I have also lived in Finland under a similar situation, and would also much prefer it to Dallas, but not quite as much as Sydney. (Very close to Sydney, though)

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    130. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't need to work as much if you stopped spending time on slashdot.

    131. Re:The truth about caffeine by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Caffeine withdrawal happens because caffeine, like most stimulants, is vasoconstrictor. When you stop using caffeine regularly, the arteries that carry blood to your brain expand, causing the classic caffeine withdrawal headache.

      The worst caffeine withdrawal I've experienced featured double vision and little bit of vomiting, and I'm not American.

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    132. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you get migraines from just about anything. You should get that checked out. All that sand in your vagina might hurt something.

    133. Re:The truth about caffeine by naiv · · Score: 0

      umm... it has been well documented that caffeine is a psychotropic drug, and with prolonged use the chemical nature of the brain changes. when a caffeine tolerant system is not presented with caffeine, withdrawal symptoms occur, i.e. "caffeine headaches." over time, the brain will readjust and not "expect" the caffeine to be present, and withdrawal goes away. see, this is all KNOWN. read wikipedia on caffeine if you don't believe me (as far as i can tell the article is in line with what i was taught in neurology classes). what was not known until the study referenced in this post is that caffeine tolerant people do not receive any positive effects from caffeine, but rather only homeostasis (i.e. "brought to normal"). it was previously assumed that caffeine consumption would eliminate withdrawal symptoms AND provide simulation. it is the "...AND stimulation" that the study suggests does not happen. just because what you think sounds smart doesn't mean it has any basis in science...

    134. Re:The truth about caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's LD50 for alcohol?
      What's LD50 for caffeine?

      I rest my case.

    135. Re:The truth about caffeine by sac13 · · Score: 1

      As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use. Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

      No doubt. Big coffee owns all the politicians. So, you know it's never going to happen.

  7. Makes sense by areusche · · Score: 1

    When I drink coffee it helps me wake up. No more no less. Granted I could run a mile and wake up that way, but coffee does it a lot faster.

    1. Re:Makes sense by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And if you stop drinking coffee your body will adapt to waking up on its own with no need for it. I used to drink tons of soda (even more caffeine than coffee) and always had to have a can in the morning to wake up, I stopped drinking it (well aside from about 2 cans worth a week) and suddenly it was significantly easier to get up in the morning, to the point where, going to sleep at the same time, I was waking up an hour earlier and feeling much better.

      Caffeine is not a good way to start your day off, no matter what folgers may say. It's a useful drug for maintaining alertness every once in a while but used daily it reduces your overall alertness, which is bad.

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    2. Re:Makes sense by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you're waking up from caffeine withdrawal, not sleepiness. If you quit caffeine right now in a week or so you would wake up naturally. That's the point of the study.

    3. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read the headline?

    4. Re:Makes sense by mattack2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to drink tons of soda (even more caffeine than coffee)

      [citation needed]

      How much soda were you drinking at one time?

      From http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/caffeine/an01211
      generic brewed coffee has (on the low end) 95 mg of caffeine in 8 oz. (200 mg on the high end)
      Mountain dew has 54 mg for 12 oz. (Vault has 71 mg, but Mt. Dew is "well known" as having high caffeine, and besides Vault is the highest in the list shown on that page.)

      So if you drank a lot of soda, over the course of the day you'd likely get more caffeine than one cup of coffee a day.. But IMHO, do typical coffee drinkers drink only one cup a day? I don't think so.

    5. Re:Makes sense by Shonufftheshogun · · Score: 1

      There is actually lot less caffeine in most soda than coffee. You would have to drink about 4 cans of Coke to equal one cup of coffee, although the sugar bomb from the HFCS is a different story. http://www.cspinet.org/new/cafchart.htm

    6. Re:Makes sense by Tridus · · Score: 1

      When you drink coffee, you're making it harder to wake up tomorrow without coffee.

      Not having coffee results in the same amount of wakefulness, only without the money spent on coffee.

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    7. Re:Makes sense by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      When I drink coffee it helps me wake up.

      Once upon a time, I did things that way. Had to have my caffeine to get going in the morning.

      One day about 20 years ago, I decided to stop playing that game. I went cold turkey.

      For three days, I took tylenol according to the directions on the bottle, and drank water instead.

      At the end of the three days, I had no urge to drink caffeine at all. And haven't touched it since.

      And, as a useful side-effect, when I wake up in the morning it's like flipping a lightswitch - I go from fully asleep to fully alert in less than a second. No dragged out feeling, no drowsiness, nothing....

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    8. Re:Makes sense by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not having coffee results in the same amount of wakefulness, only without the money spent on coffee.

      But without the joy of starting the morning with a rich, complex, and delicious brew. When you consider how much flavor you get out of it, a bag of coffee beans is really inexpensive. You could spend $5 on a bar of gourmet chocolate or a bit of fancy cheese and it will be gone in a few days. Spend the same $5 on a half pound of coffee beans and it will last for 2 weeks.

      There's really no downside to being addicted to something that's so cheap and plentiful. It's low in calories, inexpensive, and really fucking delicious. Why quit?

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    9. Re:Makes sense by crazycheetah · · Score: 1

      Ok. That's it. I need to find some of this "No Name (formerly known as Cocaine)". 8.4oz has 280mg of caffeine. I'm getting jittery just thinking about it! ... oh wait, that might be the 16oz Rockstar I just finished (only 160mg?!). Nonetheless. Damn. 2 of those would probably do something pretty significant to me. And drinking 3 Rockstars plus a few cups of coffee every day is hurting my budget. All the reasons to find this "No Name (formerly known as Cocaine)" energy drink.

    10. Re:Makes sense by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is not a good way to start your day off, no matter what folgers may say

      Not sure it wakes me up - by the time I've got up, ground some beans, and waited for the afetiere to brew, I'm pretty awake. But sitting with a large mug of freshly brewed coffee for half an hour or so, slowly sipping it is a pretty good way to start the day. There are a few ways in which it can be improved, which I will leave to your imagination.

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    11. Re:Makes sense by Alarindris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Caffeine is not a good way to start your day off, no matter what folgers may say.

      This is so true.

      There are many potheads that are all about "wake and bake". Yeah pot is fun and right away in the morning it feels awesome initially but the burnout is terrible.
      There are many drinkers that go out for bloody marys the next day. "Hair of the dog that bit ya'". And then you feel worse an hour after you stop drinking and go back to sleep.

      Eat a good breakfast, with protein, grain, carbs, sugar, salt, water or juice, and take a shit.

      You'll feel good no matter what.

    12. Re:Makes sense by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Soda's a pretty awful way to start your day. Coffee is a fantastic way to start the day. What else provides so much flavor with so little effort, and compliments pretty much anything you would want to eat for breakfast? There's a reason why there are no OJ nerds who go to OJ tastings to talk about the flavor profile of their favorite juice. A good cup of coffee is one of the finer experiences in life, one which is cheap and easy to experience daily.

      Personally, I drink 24-32oz of coffee a day. I have no trouble getting to sleep, and no trouble getting up in the morning. Addiction to a cheap and plentiful substance is not really a problem, so I see no reason to ever stop.

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    13. Re:Makes sense by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Some of us do. :) I drink more caffeine in soda than most coffee drinkers do. It's easier to keep a small fridge in the office beside my desk, and drink at will, than to keep brewing pots of coffee all day.

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    14. Re:Makes sense by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I think I saw something like that at Fresh & Easy... at least I believe that was the name.
      It's like a buck for a can the size of Rockstar.

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    15. Re:Makes sense by timeOday · · Score: 1

      How about decaf coffee? Does it taste any different?

    16. Re:Makes sense by compro01 · · Score: 1

      If you want your caffeine fix on a budget, get some caffeine pills. You can get a hundred 200mg tablets for about $7.

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    17. Re:Makes sense by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Assuming your sleep cycle is at all aligned with when you're needing to wake up.

      And if you don't think that matters, I would ask if you've ever done variable shift work. Shifting your sleep cycle 8+ hours in the space of a couple days just isn't happening without some assistance.

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    18. Re:Makes sense by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I drink Dr. Pepper.

          Directly from their site.

      Regular Dr Pepper = 28 mg of caffeine per 8 fluid ounces

          So 3.5mg/oz

          I drink two pints first thing in the morning. 32oz * 3.5mg = 112mg. Then about 12oz/hr after that throughout the work day, and back to pint glasses when I get home.

          32 + 108 + 64 = 204oz Dr Pepper = 714mg caffeine. Or on the generic coffee scale that you provided, about 8 cups a day. To scale this in medical levels, I drink a lot, but well under the toxic level. :)

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    19. Re:Makes sense by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Depends on how they decaffeinate it. Anything you find at the grocery store, yes. If you want pay $15 for half a pound you can get good decaf over the internet, but it's not going to be any better than the $6 per half pound stuff you can get from the coffee shop down the street.

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    20. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like $3. get the jet-alert tablets (200mg X 100) from Wal-mart..

    21. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The studies that show breakfast being the most important meal of the day - who was behind them?

      Right. The breakfast cereal manufacturers.

    22. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caffeine is indeed a drug. Don't you dare call it that though.
      I used to work for a soda bottler and would give the HR department fits any time it was my turn for a 'random' drug check. They _really_ don't like it when you call the syrup trucks "80,000 pound rig o' drugs" and are particularly bad at processing irony and cynicism. :P

    23. Re:Makes sense by Jmanamj · · Score: 1

      Spike Shooter has 300mg of caffeine in an 8.4oz can. Best density in a drink I know of. NOS is a bit more affordable but has a similar amount of Caffeine in a bigger bottle.

    24. Re:Makes sense by Lunzo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      32 + 108 + 64 = 204oz Dr Pepper = 714mg caffeine.

      So what's it like having type 2 diabetes?

    25. Re:Makes sense by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      But when you get a cold or flu and feel like s___ and can't hack hardly anything in the stomach, there comes a problem in less than 24 hours.

      The excruciating, debilitating migraine like headache. After half a day of it, I realized I hadn't had any coffee in 35 hours or so.

      Decided right then and there to give it up for other people who really need it.

    26. Re:Makes sense by tolydude · · Score: 1

      The studies that show breakfast being the most important meal of the day - who was behind them? Right. The breakfast cereal manufacturers.

      Irrelevant. In Soviet Russia, before they allowed breakfast cereals in, it was common knowledge that a good breakfast was important, much more so than a good dinner. Therefore, the implication that cereal manufacturers are pushing breakfast is irrelevant to the importance of the first meal of the day.

    27. Re:Makes sense by Zen · · Score: 1

      This is all pretty much common knowledge to anyone who has had an kicked a caffeine habit. And yes, certain soda's have much, much more caffeine than coffee which generally has much less than 100mg per cup. My habit started in High School with a two liter of coke on the way to school and through the first period or two (band, not real class). It soon moved up to a peak of 1800mg per day by way of no-doz and other generic caffeine pills. I couldn't function without it. I finally woke up one day, stopped cold turkey all pills and all liquid forms of caffeine, and after a week or so I was fine again. It is a real addiction, and there are real symptoms. You also will get accustomed to it like any other drug and build up a tolerance.

      I'll drink 3 or 4 cans of pop a week, and I'll have coffee 2 or 3 times a week, but that's nothing compared to most of my coworkers. I do it more for the liquid than the caffeine as I believe I have all but killed the possibility of caffeine affecting me for a decade or two. Also, I had a science teacher who taught us in school that caffeine will take up to an hour to ingest into the body, so the immediate effect on most people of perking them up within the first few sips is pretty humorous to me. The pills never did that - it would take a while after I took them to do anything. I would like to find out if that is true, but I think it is.

    28. Re:Makes sense by pz · · Score: 2, Informative

          I drink two pints first thing in the morning. 32oz * 3.5mg = 112mg. Then about 12oz/hr after that throughout the work day, and back to pint glasses when I get home.

      Stop.

      No, seriously, stop drinking that much Dr. Pepper. Ingesting that many calories from one source is a Really Bad Idea. Even if it's actually their diet version, ingesting that much of any one food source is a Really Bad Idea. It leads to all sorts of health issues, not the least of which will be vitamin deficiency. Seriously, this is a VERY BAD IDEA.

      Taper down, quit cold turkey, whatever, but cut down on your intake and do it soon. If you're ingesting that much sugar, you are on a short bee-line to diabetes, and a long list of Very Bad Diseases to follow. If you're ingesting that much synthetic crap by drinking the diet version instead, the diseases are not as readily identifiable, but I'd put good money down are going to be at least as bad.

      Seriously, stop. Anyone else here on Slashdot that is ingesting that much surgared soda, stop. Now. Diabetes, which is the most likely outcome (if not death from congestive heart failure) is a seriously bad disease, with complications like glaucoma that leads to blindness, chronic foot ulcers, gangrene, foot amputation, kidney failure, etc. Did you see that "blindness" part? Not joking. Preventing it is easy: stop drinking soda.

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    29. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it smells awful and tastes worse?

    30. Re:Makes sense by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      There are a few ways in which it can be improved, which I will leave to your imagination.

      Ooh, ooh, I know! Bacon and eggs! Oh man, I *love* bacon and eggs and a top-notch cup of coffee (though my heart sure doesn't, but screw that whiner).

      That's what you meant, right? Right?? :)

    31. Re:Makes sense by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      A $5 half pound of coffee is generally not worth the $5, thats pretty shitty coffee.

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    32. Re:Makes sense by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I gave up coffee a few months ago and I totally found this to be the case in terms of the alertness. I'm up like a shot at 6:30 every morning.

      The funny thing was that after years of being a regular caffeine user, once I had gotten through the withdrawal phase (and I suppose my chemistry had returned to normal), I felt significantly less edgy than normal, and not in a good way. I was fully awake, but my experiences seemed bland and tasteless. I had gotten used to being a little anxious all the time, and everything seemed banal by comparison. Even more distressing, I felt like this edginess was an integral part of my personality. "You're going to start wearing pastels and listening to pop music," a friend of mine said.

      It's hard to say whether I'm now back to my normal level of edginess. I haven't stopped listening to metal, though.

    33. Re:Makes sense by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I quit caffeine altogether once because I realised I was drinking nothing but "Irn Bru", and decided that that was probably a bad idea. For the uninformed, Irn Bru's caffeine content is comparable to mountain dew (except apparently in Canada, where it's caffeine free!). They do an energy drink version too now, called "Irn Bru 32", which I am staying well clear of.

      On the plus side, it's bright orange.

    34. Re:Makes sense by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Really, I know. The analytical part of me understands complete. The comfort food pleasure centers disagree.

          I know I have a few vitamin deficiencies. The most obvious condition is "Angular Cheilitis" (cracking in the corners of the mouth, due to B2, Iron and Zinc deficiencies. It comes and goes depending on what I'm eating. Well, more like it's never present when I'm working, since I eat a regular lunch and dinner daily. Since I haven't been working, I've been eating poorly lately. The Angular Cheilitis became a fungal infection, which unfortunately made it very hard to eat. Well, that and smile, talk with lots of mouth motion, etc. It's very unpleasant.

          I do intend to quit again soon. I just started seeing someone new, who doesn't drink sodas, which will be a big help for me. It's hard to quit something, when your significant other, and/or people that live with you all do your bad habit too. The bad influences are gone, now it's up to me to finish the job.

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    35. Re:Makes sense by bipbop · · Score: 1

      I personally found it much easier to quit drinking soda (and I drank a ton, like you) when I switched to *only* drinking water. I don't know why, but I had a really hard time getting myself to drink any water at first, but it didn't take too long to get used to it. Eventually the opposite happens, and the thought of soda sounds really gross, while water sounds nice.

      It can also help if you take the opportunity to do more exercise. Water will sound more attractive than soda after exercise, generally speaking. And the combination of more exercise with quitting soda will help a lot :-)

    36. Re:Makes sense by internewt · · Score: 1

      Also, I had a science teacher who taught us in school that caffeine will take up to an hour to ingest into the body, so the immediate effect on most people of perking them up within the first few sips is pretty humorous to me. The pills never did that - it would take a while after I took them to do anything. I would like to find out if that is true, but I think it is.

      The placebo effect is pretty damn real. When people believe something, it can have the effect they believe they should have. So if they think drinking tea/coffee/fizzy pop will perk them up, it may do long before it should do, based on absorption rates, etc..

      The placebo effect is so powerful that scientific studies have found that people in pain, when injected with saline and told it is morphine, find the pain reduces.

      It is possible there is some perking effect from drinks that contain caffeine, but not initially due to the caffeine itself. Maybe it's the initial hit of heat in the face, throat and stomach from a hot drink? Maybe it's the sugar and/or milkiness of tea/coffee? (Sugars and fats are sensed in our mouths, and trigger pleasure receptors in our brains). Maybe it's social conditioning due to advertisements and people's behaviour towards caffeinated drinks (this discussion is full of "I can't function without my morning coffee" type comments, and when we see people consume caffeinated drinks there are often sighs of contentedness, or similar)? None of these may apply to caffeine pills, so someone could feel a perk from drinks, but not pills.

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    37. Re:Makes sense by OwMyBrain · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? I rarely pay more than $10 a pound for coffee and it tastes pretty damn good to me.

      This is what I do:

      - Never freeze or refrigerate coffee.
      - Store in an air-tight container, but with plenty of "breathing room". I use plastic resealable "tupperware".
      - Buy whole bean coffee and grind about a week's worth at a time.
      - Clean the coffee maker regularly

      Doing this makes my coffee delicious for (typically) less than $10 per pound. I don't know what you're doing wrong.

    38. Re:Makes sense by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      If you get the No-Doze caplets they're easily broken in half for less jittery 100mg doses as well.

      Plus if you ever decide to quit you can cut up the pills into smaller and smaller doses to taper off gradually. If you take two weeks to drop your caffeine intake to ~12.5mg/day (cut the pill in half 4 times) you don't end up with withdrawal symptoms.

    39. Re:Makes sense by nowen2dot · · Score: 1

      Spend the same $5 on a half pound of coffee beans and it will last for 2 weeks.

      Was that a typo? Surely you meant 2 pounds of coffee lasts for half a week!

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    40. Re:Makes sense by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      Because I can't stand the fucking taste? Yeah, it's an acquired taste too.

  8. That explains so much... damn! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    That explains so much... damn!

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  9. Sustained effect by toppavak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The more interesting question isn't whether caffeine gets one to above normal levels of energy but whether it can enable a user to remain at baseline for longer periods of time compared to someone not on caffeine.

    1. Re:Sustained effect by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, a person not on caffeine is "baseline". That's the point. A caffeine addict goes below baseline because they're suffering from withdrawal, and drinking caffeine only counters those symptoms. This doesn't happen to not-drinkers for obvious reasons.

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    2. Re:Sustained effect by toppavak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A non-coffee drinker will also fall below baseline- when they're exhausted / sleepy. The question I was asking is if one could use caffeine to extend the amount of time that they can stay at baseline before becoming tired as a non-caffeine user would at that point.

    3. Re:Sustained effect by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Bob: My name is Bob, and I'm a Caffeineaholic.

      Group: Welcome to C.A. Bob.

    4. Re:Sustained effect by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      The more interesting question isn't whether caffeine gets one to above normal levels of energy but whether it can enable a user to remain at baseline for longer periods of time compared to someone not on caffeine.

      I would say the more interesting question would be, what if any are the tasks or activities that could benefit as the result of caffeine use.

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    5. Re:Sustained effect by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, because the addicted coffee drinker's tolerance means they don't experience the stimulating effect of caffeine. It's that effect that makes you feel not tired, but addicts don't get that effect. They simply lose the effects of withdrawal.

      Imagine "baseline" as meaning "whatever level a non-drinker would be at that time". For an addict their caffeine fix will bring them up to that level, but no higher. An addict who was tired and experiencing withdrawal would be below a tired non-drinker, and when they drink the coffee they'll lose the withdrawal and just be tired. So it'll feel like an improvement (and surely is) but it won't be an improvement over not being an addict in the first place.

      Frankly this matches my experiences as a caffeine addict. While my morning cup of joe is essential to getting my brain up and running, if I didn't get enough sleep then it doesn't make me not tired. I can drink a double shot of espresso shortly before bed time and not have any trouble falling asleep, and I've tried drinking copious amounts of coffee to help me stay up late and it doesn't work.

      My caffeine addiction really kicked in during my last couple years of college when I was pulling lots of all-nighters for projects. The stimulant effect sure helped then, but I just don't feel the benefit anymore.

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    6. Re:Sustained effect by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Caffeine? You're here for caffeine? That's some bullshit! Man, have you ever sucked a dick for caffeine?!

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    7. Re:Sustained effect by maxume · · Score: 1

      You are reading too much into the study. They gave the subjects 100 mg and did some tests, and then 1.5 hours after the first dose, they gave them another 150 mg.

      Coffee drinkers don't have to go that slow.

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    8. Re:Sustained effect by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      The question I was asking is if one could use caffeine to extend the amount of time that they can stay at baseline before becoming tired as a non-caffeine user would at that point.

      Yes.
      But chronic users of most stimulants will eventually develop a high enough tolerance where the side effects outweigh any incremental gain in performance.

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    9. Re:Sustained effect by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man, have you ever sucked a dick for caffeine?

      I don't think that's where coffee comes from...

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    10. Re:Sustained effect by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
      I have to read between the lines a little, because as usual we don't have a link to the *actual* study, just some journalist's warped view of it, but, that said...

      Non-addicts can *exceed* baseline using caffeine, but addicts cannot. I don't think this study measured the length of time addicts and/or non-addicts can remain at or above baseline, but the notion that non-addicts would outperform on this metric is a reasonable hypothesis to take from the study. Of course, it needs to be extensively tested (I'll get back to you on that after my coffee break).

      The conclusion is that it is best to use caffeine in moderation and on an as-needed basis rather than chronically.

    11. Re:Sustained effect by osgeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a friend that says you need to hang out in an alley behind a Starbucks.

    12. Re:Sustained effect by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      No. That’s what they mean with “baseline”.

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    13. Re:Sustained effect by adolf · · Score: 1

      If only your experience were universal. I am also currently a caffeine addict, proudly so, and I've got no trouble drinking a 10-pot cup of strong coffee and then sleeping for 8 hours, if the time is right, though I seldom drink that much lately.

      And, I've been with and without caffeine for long-enough periods during my adult life to understand what it does for me (and, as far as I know, me alone):

      It helps me wake up faster. It really doesn't do much of anything else. I've had a sleeping "disorder" (I call it a feature) that keeps me from sleeping until the wee hours of the morning, coupled with an inability to wake up properly. This is a problem: For instance, it's currently creeping up on 3:30AM here and I'll need to be up at 6:45 for work.

      First thing when I do when I get out of the house for work, is find coffee, which is only a few blocks away from my house. If I'm unable to do this (say, because I've slept in a bit), my first several waking hours are a groggy mess. However, with a bit of coffee in the morning, everything's cool.

      And after that, typically these days, I don't drink any coffee or any soda unless that's all that's available. The rest of my work day goes fine.

      Without it, though, again: I'm a tired mess. And, again again, I've tried life with and without. YMMV, best of luck, but this bloke needs coffee in the morning to fit in with everyone else's schedule (which is really a issue altogether, being that I'm geared toward a noon-to-8 shift and I'm expected to perform an 8-to-noon sort of duty).

    14. Re:Sustained effect by adolf · · Score: 1

      What a nonsensical mess.

      Please substitute "noon-to-8" and "8-to-4", as appropriate

      Thanks.

    15. Re:Sustained effect by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Man, have you ever sucked a dick for caffeine?

      I don't think that's where coffee comes from...

      He didn't say coffee. But you find someone who drinks enough coffee, I'm sure they can provide you enough caffeine through...other fluids.

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    16. Re:Sustained effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's the point of caffeine! You use it to stay at baseline when you're busy (working, partying or whatever), and delay the tiredness/sleep until later. I've read about military studies with caffeine, showing that it is very effective at delaying fatigue, but that it of course doesn't in any way reduce the overall sleep/rest requirements.

    17. Re:Sustained effect by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If only your experience were universal. I am also currently a caffeine addict, proudly so, and I've got no trouble drinking a 10-pot cup of strong coffee and then sleeping for 8 hours, if the time is right, though I seldom drink that much lately.

      First thing when I do when I get out of the house for work, is find coffee, which is only a few blocks away from my house. If I'm unable to do this (say, because I've slept in a bit), my first several waking hours are a groggy mess. However, with a bit of coffee in the morning, everything's cool.

      But that is my experience, to a tee.

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    18. Re:Sustained effect by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's where coffee comes from...

      Tell my girlfriend and I'll kick your ass.

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    19. Re:Sustained effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only rare African blends

  10. Sure they do... by jbezorg · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is another stimulating effect of caffeine that the article does not address.

    Caffeine is a diuretic.

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    1. Re:Sure they do... by JaCKeL+1.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is also a powerful laxative !

    2. Re:Sure they do... by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've tried other enema's.. but a piping hot pot of coffee is still the best.

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    3. Re:Sure they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've tried other enema's.. but a piping hot pot of coffee is still the best.

      That sounds really painful. Let me know how it turns out for you.

    4. Re:Sure they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Actually, no. It isn't. The research to date has turned up that caffeine, if it is a diuretic, is a very weak one and it only seems to have an effect when there are massive changes in the amount consumed.

      The study everybody refers to was done in 1928. The study referenced had precisely three (3) subjects and the observations spanned only a few hours. Since then, this one study has been taken as gospel truth.

      It has been demonstrated using a much better design (more subjects, proper double blind, placebos, etc.) and the results are that caffeine is not a very good diuretic if it is one at all.

      Since I know the next post after this will be "reference required", I offer http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/559762_2 which provides a summary of the research performed by Lawrence E. Armstrong, Douglas J. Casa, Carl M. Maresh, and Matthew S. Ganio. This is a meta-analysis of 15 different studies done on this topic. I wish I could post more, but it is behind a pay wall. grrr.

    5. Re:Sure they do... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Huh, well, at least that fits my experiences. If I drink tea as part of my morning routine, I usually hit the washroom two or three times before lunch, whereas coffee doesn't have that effect on my whatsoever. I'd always wondered why that is... now I know!

    6. Re:Sure they do... by adolf · · Score: 2, Informative
    7. Re:Sure they do... by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

      I know this is anecdotal evidence and, as such, is really not worth much. But caffeine has a very strong diuretic effect on me. Quite as much as alcohol. The difference being I don't drink 2 liters of coffee, whereas I do drink 2 liters of beer.

      Perhaps I'm a rare scenario :/

    8. Re:Sure they do... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Two possibilities with tea:

      1. Sweet tea would have tons of sugar in it which your body would have to process, part of which would involve excretion of by-products through the kidneys (additionally you may be borderline diabetic which would exacerbate this problem)

      2. You're taking in more liquid in the tea than you would with the coffee. Most teas come in quart/liter+ sizes whereas coffee is 8-16 oz. The difference in liquid intake may be the cause.

    9. Re:Sure they do... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      http://www.medicinenet.com/caffeine/page3.htm#diuretic

      Some research has shown that caffeine intake can also affect our fluid balance. In one study, 12 caffeine consumers were told to abstain from caffeine for five days and were then given 642 mg of caffeine in the form of coffee. Their urine output increased when given the caffeine. Another study done on eight men tested the effect of 45, 90, 180, or 360 mg of caffeine on urine volume. An increase in urine volume was seen only at the 360-mg dose of caffeine. One limitation to these studies is that they did not evaluate the impact of caffeine when consumed on a regular basis. A onetime dose may affect the body differently than daily consumption.

      Back in 1928, caffeine was shown to have no significant impact on urinary output. Subsequent studies have shown that caffeine-containing beverages did not impact urinary output any differently than other beverages. Based on this, the Institute of Medicine recommends that "unless additional evidence becomes available indicating cumulative total water deficits in individuals with habitual intakes of significant amounts of caffeine, caffeinated beverages appear to contribute to the daily total water intake similar to that contributed by noncaffeinated beverages."

      My bad.

      So while cumulative water loss over an extended period of time is no different, it appears that caffeine after abstinence does have an effect in the short term as supported in this study and in the anecdotal comments.

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  11. You can have my coffee... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    You can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

    1. Re:You can have my coffee... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cold, dead and still shaking hands, you mean? ;)

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    2. Re:You can have my coffee... by jbacon · · Score: 1

      YOUR PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE

      *waaaaaagh* *om nom nom*

      Man, I sure love my new BobMcD suit!

    3. Re:You can have my coffee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

      So you're saying that you hoard cold coffee?

    4. Re:You can have my coffee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sugar... must... have... sugar..... MORE

  12. Alrighty then. by kurokame · · Score: 1

    So what you're telling me is that I should mainline caffeine so that withdrawal never kicks in?

  13. Well, shit by glwtta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guess I'm gonna have to get started on meth now.

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    1. Re:Well, shit by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Might as well. Teeth are overrated.

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    2. Re:Well, shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest, but if you consumed it it minute quantities, as in equivalent to the kick you get from your cup of coffee, it would probably be a pretty good substitute. Cocaine or Adderall would be better though, in fact if you took a small dosage of a different stimulant each day of the week, you could get yourself above the baseline without resorting to high dosages.

      Betel nut is a legal alternative, but it tastes pretty foul.

    3. Re:Well, shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What makes you think that will end differently?

    4. Re:Well, shit by melstav · · Score: 1

      You could just go to your doctor and get prescribed a medication for ADHD.

      Most of the ones that typically get prescribed are in the stimulant category, some of which are amphetamine-based.

    5. Re:Well, shit by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      well I know 2 people that OD'd so.... go for it!

      it does seem to be effective population/dumbass control.

    6. Re:Well, shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you would get some real benefit unlike with caffeine. Of course, regular amphetamine would be much safer bet as it has less potential for neurotoxicity and addiction. Also, better stay away from anything except medical grade with known dosage (read: get a prescription). And forget about pulling allnighters: You will feel as horrible as without any stimulants, only can still function if you absolutely must.

    7. Re:Well, shit by Altus · · Score: 1

      unfortunately for people who really need the stimulants, you are more likely to be prescribed an anti-depressant for ADD these days.

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  14. This is VERY old news by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    We've known this for a very long time.

    Read "Buzz: The Science and Lore of Alcohol and Caffeine" -- ISBN-10: 0140268456

    1. Re:This is VERY old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. I had a little run-in with coffee addiction a few years ago* and my GP basically told me that. I asked her why there are no warnings on pots of instant coffee; she replied that it will never happen during our lifetimes. It took decades to get them on tobacco products, and there are more coffee drinkers and even more powerful lobbies involved.
      * Coffee can actually be very dangerous if you know nothing about what it does to you.

    2. Re:This is VERY old news by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          There should be a warning. I drink soda. Lots and lots of soda. It's like sipping coffee for 16 hours straight. Well, sipping 16+ cups of coffee over 16 hours.

          I was at work late one night. I ran out of soda, and I had no change for the vending machine. The coffee machine was sitting there saying "You can drink me. Come on, you know you need the fix. Just turn me on, and brew yourself a pot."

          Apparently I'm no good at brewing coffee. I drank 4 cups of very strong coffee in an hour, and then I was finished my work for the night. I drove home with my eyes jittering so bad I could barely see straight. I spent the following few hours bouncing off the walls like a speed junkie. I got another week's worth of work done that night, plus cleaned the whole house.

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    3. Re:This is VERY old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent the following few hours bouncing off the walls like a speed junkie. I got another week's worth of work done that night, plus cleaned the whole house.

      Caffeine is no cure for OCD :D

  15. That's how addiction works. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Heroin addicts don't really get high like they used to, they just get well.

    LK

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    1. Re:That's how addiction works. by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 0

      Heroin addicts don't really get high like they used to, they just get well.

      LK

      Good heroins are hard to find too. Now that Sigourney Weaver is old, we need new ones...

  16. They are missing the point... by tgatliff · · Score: 1, Troll

    Tolerance Yes... But it is all about keeping the body off balance. There is little doubt that coffee (aka caffeine) makes you more focused and energized. I mean to suggest that over 300 years of active "research" has no validity is kind of nieve in my mind. Sometimes so called researches have a hard time remembering this...

    1. Re:They are missing the point... by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Tolerance Yes... But it is all about keeping the body off balance. There is little doubt that coffee (aka caffeine) makes you more focused and energized. I mean to suggest that over 300 years of active "research" has no validity is kind of nieve in my mind. Sometimes so called researches have a hard time remembering this...

      The capacity of the human for denial is beyond limit, in all cultures and all ages. Sometimes people forget this.

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    2. Re:They are missing the point... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      They're not saying that it doesn't.

      They are saying that once you've become severely addicted, the benefits of caffeine consumption are only returning you to a level of 'focus and energy' that is equivalent to the unstimulated level that you had prior to becoming addicted.

      The idea is that after you're addicted, consuming caffeine only makes you normal again. Yes, it is still stimulating you, but only from a severely depressed level to a normal level of focus and energy. Whereas, if you weren't addicted, your level of awareness and energy would be raised above the level that is normal for your body.

    3. Re:They are missing the point... by osgeek · · Score: 1

      I've gone on and off caffeine several times. When I'm off it, my alertness is less volatile, but it's harder to get that little boost when I need one right before a meeting.

      Sure, I dip below my baseline after a while, but for a brief while I subjectively feel like I'm back above it.

      I think I'll put up with the headaches for a couple of days and go back off it to see if I still feel the same way.

    4. Re:They are missing the point... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      There is little doubt that coffee (aka caffeine) makes you more focused and energized. I mean to suggest that over 300 years of active "research" has no validity is kind of nieve in my mind.

      They didn't ignore it. They saw those 300 years of anecdotal evidence, and wondered how accurate it was. They ran a test to find out. That's how science works. If you are doubting, you should run your own test. Then you will know for sure. That is also how science works.

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  17. Except that by raddan · · Score: 1

    In real non-caffeine-addicted life, there is nothing you can do to make your brain go from 0-100 within a matter of a minute. With caffeine, you can do that.

    When I come into work in the morning, I am my arshole-y, foggy, caffeine-withdrawal self. Totally useless. But then I have my cup over coffee as I work over something, and before you know it, my mind is racing along. I remember what it was like in those B.C. days ("before caffeine"). I was a thinking being back then, too, but I had no control over when. Becoming caffeine-addicted was a conscious choice.

    Also, caffeine makes me like doing things that I would normally hate, like going to work. Totally worth the tradeoff.

    1. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you're doing is handicapping yourself during your non-work time, and returning to your normal (ie, how you would have been anyway if you didn't drink coffee) state when you get to work.

      You could have the same effect by having yourself constantly tortured (unless you're into that sort of thing) whenever you aren't at work. Of course you'll end up with a positive work association, as that's the only break you get from the torture.

      That is, if the article (and all the articles I've read in the past that say the exact same thing) is to be believed.

    2. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if he drinks caffeine all day he won't handicap himself until before bed; which is fine.

    3. Re:Except that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
      It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
      the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    4. Re:Except that by ALeavitt · · Score: 1

      In my real non-caffeine-addicted life, I have the option of making my brain go from 0-100 within a matter of a minute if I so choose. I also have the added advantage of waking up at or near baseline, without the need to return myself from -100 to 0. TFA clearly states that caffeine addicts get no additional perk, so the best that they can hope for is a return to baseline. I, on the other hand, can choose to accelerate my brain well beyond baseline and I don't really need to worry about slipping below the baseline due to withdrawal.
      It's nice not being addicted to caffeine.

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  18. It could be that... by cortesoft · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This study asked people to 'rate their levels of alertness' after being given either caffeine or a placebo. The people who normally consumed caffeine rated their alertness levels the same after receiving caffeine as the non-caffeine users rated their alertness levels after receiving a placebo.

    Now this could mean a couple of things. One meaning could be what the study authors said; that caffeine addicts need their caffeine to be at the same level of alertness that non-caffeine users need. OR it could mean that the non-caffeine users aren't used to the higher levels of alertness that caffeine gives you, and therefore don't use the same scale to rate their alertness that caffeine users do. A caffeine user may think that the 'normal' (non-caffeinated) level of alertness is actually low (because they are used to being more alert from caffeine) even though they have the same 'actual' level of alertness. In other words, non-caffeinated people might not realize how un-alert they are.

    A much better test would be to actually TEST their alertness, instead of relying on a subjective self-assessment. Make them do tasks that require alertness, and measure the differences. You might get different results.

    1. Re:It could be that... by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      Never let facts get in the way of valuable research.

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    2. Re:It could be that... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is the reason I highly dislike the mainstream media. I guess it's okay for them to at least try to summarize research, even though they fail horribly most of the time, but for fuck's sake at least provide a link to the original research or at least the press release from the university!

      A much better test would be to actually TEST their alertness, instead of relying on a subjective self-assessment.

      They did that. From the press release:

      Approximately half of the participants were non/low caffeine consumers and the other half were medium/high caffeine consumers. All were asked to rate their personal levels of anxiety, alertness and headache before and after being given either the caffeine or the placebo. They were also asked to carry out a series of computer tasks to test for their levels of memory, attentiveness and vigilance.

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    3. Re:It could be that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a red herring for the ACTUAL test being conducted as we speak.
      The actual test was to see how many /. readers are caffeine addicts.

      Based on a textual analysis of your verbose, run-on, over-analytical response, you are a jittery, drugged-up caffeine addict.

    4. Re:It could be that... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Here was I just about to congratulate cortesoft on a well thought out and rational of the test.

    5. Re:It could be that... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 1

      Never let research get in the way of my coffee.

    6. Re:It could be that... by Paladeen · · Score: 1

      Mod this UP!

    7. Re:It could be that... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, it's seriously hard to rate your own level of alertness. I found this out first hand when I used to play chess online a lot. Somedays I would sit down thinking my mind was awesome and awake and then get my queen taken by a pawn. Other days I would be on fire and see everything on the chess board, but I wouldn't feel all that alert. After a while, I got better at figuring out when I was alert and when I wasn't, but I still like to test myself with something objective in cases that it matters. It's just really hard to notice when your brain is slowing down.

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    8. Re:It could be that... by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      this needs a +10 moderation.

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    9. Re:It could be that... by chickenarise · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      The team asked 379 adults -- half of them non/low caffeine consumers and the other half medium/high caffeine consumers -- to give up caffeine for 16 hours, and then gave them either caffeine or a dummy pill known as a placebo.

      Participants rated their levels of anxiety, alertness and headache. The medium/high caffeine consumers who got the placebo reported a decrease in alertness and increased headache, neither of which were reported by those who received caffeine.

      But measurements showed that their post-caffeine levels of alertness were actually no higher than the non/low consumers who received a placebo, suggesting caffeine only brings coffee drinkers back up to "normal."

      The part I emphasized implies a separate test for alertness rather than relying on a participant's self evaluation. So yes, even though the article didn't say how they tested the alertness, my guess is that they did.

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    10. Re:It could be that... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Put simply, caffeine lets you turn it up to 11.

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    11. Re:It could be that... by 5pp000 · · Score: 1

      I've been convinced for years that regular caffeine usage very quickly (in a few days) causes tolerance to build up to the point that the caffeine provides no benefit. My test -- difficult to quantify but clear enough to me, and unfakeable -- is my productivity in writing code.

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    12. Re:It could be that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Scroll up a bit and mod "A beautiful mind" up.

    13. Re:It could be that... by forand · · Score: 1

      The reason they often do not provide a link to the press release is that their 'story' has been taken virtually verbatim from the press release. I have pointed this out to a few mainstream media editors and they insist that by changing a few pronouns here and there it is somehow completely different.

    14. Re:It could be that... by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      But even still, could it be that people who don't need caffeine, are more alert than those who do?

    15. Re:It could be that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just skimmed the full text of the study, and your comments are spot on. The study was based on subjective responses from the test subjects. It has been well documented how inaccurate these types of studies are. Furthermore, the study was designed to evaluate the correlation of a particular SNP (single nucleotide polymorphism) with the anxiogenic effects of caffeine. They gave caffeine users who averaged 350 mgs per day, a 100 mg dose. Sure that brings them to "baseline" but what does a 350 mg dose do?

    16. Re:It could be that... by John+Newman · · Score: 1

      They did that. From the press release:

      Approximately half of the participants were non/low caffeine consumers and the other half were medium/high caffeine consumers. All were asked to rate their personal levels of anxiety, alertness and headache before and after being given either the caffeine or the placebo. They were also asked to carry out a series of computer tasks to test for their levels of memory, attentiveness and vigilance.

      They did, but they didn't report it in this paper. Here, they only reported the self-reported scale of alertness, and as the GP poster described it's entirely possible that caffeine drinkers have a higher expected alertness level. We'll have to wait for the sister paper to see what the objective tests show.

      Common thing in science, collect all your data at once but report different "stories" in different papers. This story was actually about how certain SNPs in a particular gene might affect how caffeine induced anxiety. Maybe the other paper is going have a story that focuses on how that gene affects the cognitive aspects of caffeine use.

    17. Re:It could be that... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Out of 7 +5 comments this is the only useful one.

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  19. I have a different caffeine experience by adeft · · Score: 1

    If I drink more than a cup or two of coffee I get awesome dizziness, and spectacular stomach rot. I'm jealous of those that use more to keep going, more just makes me want to lay down and give up for the day.

    1. Re:I have a different caffeine experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have the same with coffee. I think its the combination hot drink with caffeine. but red bull and coke and other highly caffeinated cold drinks work great without the crappy feelings i get from coffee

    2. Re:I have a different caffeine experience by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I'm jealous of those that use more to keep going, more just makes me want to lay down and give up for the day.

      To me, coffee means a well-deserved break from work. I associate it with relaxing, for example after a heavy meal. It's not uncommon for me to fall asleep after a cup of coffee. So I believe a lot of the buzz is psychological.

      However, I did experience a weekend of withdrawal symptoms, after a summer job where I ended up drinking lots of coffee. I normally drink quite a lot of green tea, but I can easily go without it for days or weeks, so there is clearly something about coffee and its higher caffeine content. In my case, I only got the negative effects.

      One thing I've never understood is drinking coffee first thing in the morning. Even at the times I've drunk coffee, I could never handle the taste in the morning. Surely I'm not the only one with heightened senses in the morning? Conversely, I've met many people who only drink coffee or black tea in the morning (though often with milk, wussies).

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    3. Re:I have a different caffeine experience by eharvill · · Score: 1

      That used to happen to me when I was younger when I drank coffee or some sort of soft drink (usually in the morning). I figured out it was because I had an empty stomach and was not used to that much caffeine. Fast forward 10+ years I can drink 3-4 cups of coffee on an empty stomach with no issues.

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      At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care that you're not here with me
  20. Tolerance and Withdrawal by johncadengo · · Score: 1

    This idea applies to caffeine addicts. But to someone new to caffeine who hasn't developed a high tolerance, caffeine has its perks. So for addicts who want to relive those first moments, the idea is to go through periods of withdrawal intentionally in order to lower their tolerance, and then return to caffeine when needed. I do this all the time. Caution: withdrawal is not fun.

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    1. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      May I ask how long this process generally takes for you? I.e. how long from last cup of coffee to refreshed nubile non-addict state. Thanks

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    2. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by johncadengo · · Score: 1

      In general it takes only a few days for the painful symptoms of withdrawal, such as headaches and nausea, to subside. However, for alertness, and cognitive abilities to return to their baseline state, I need about two weeks. Around then my tolerance for caffeine is basically gone as well.

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    3. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nasty symptoms can be run through in one long weekend (3 days). Caution, you might not be terribly functional that weekend. For me it's usually a 2-3 day migraine and then I'm good. I actually enjoy coffee though, so to me it'd be like giving up alcohol or any favorite food to stay off forever.

    4. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by cshay · · Score: 1
      I tried this once. I'd been heavily using caffeine for 20 years. For a couple days I was actually nauseous (I'm heavily addicted) but I got through it with ibuprofen. Problem is, after three weeks passed, I still hadn't regained the alertness level of my caffeinated state. And in the morning, I was practically demented. I could barely do my job.

      So I gave up, and I have more than a hunch that this scientific study is not correct.

    5. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'm a little puzzled, though... how friggin' much coffee must you drink to get so addicted? On the high end, I drink 2 or 3 cups in the morning, tops (basically, one press of my cafetiere). And yet I've never once experienced caffeine withdrawl. So am I just not consuming enough to become addicted, or am I just incredibly lucky?

    6. Re:Tolerance and Withdrawal by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      You're not drinking enough. I used to start with a cup or two at home, then drink coffee all day long at work. I was probably drinking somewhere between six to ten cups a day. I decided to go cold turkey, and by the end of the next day, I was capital M Miserable! Now (years later) I'm back up to about two cups a day, but I can and do frequently go without on weekends without any noticeable effects.

  21. Is this new data? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    I was a caffeine freak for years. I would drink coffee from waking to bedtime, frequently I would go to bed and read and then go to sleep with a coffee mug that still some coffee in it. Sometimes on weekends when I was doing other things, I would get headaches from not having enough coffee. I would tell people that coffee did not keep me up, it merely gave me the option of wether or not I wanted to sleep. The other drugs I've been addicted to were a different story. Actually, I guess alcohol and nicotine are the only drugs that I have been addicted to. Getting off of alcohol was rough. Still smoke like 2-3 packs a week. Drink coffee in the morning. Only drink like 6 beers a week max. Getting old or something.

    1. Re:Is this new data? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Getting off of alcohol was rough. Still smoke like 2-3 packs a week. Drink coffee in the morning. Only drink like 6 beers a week max. Getting old or something.

      I'm torn between writing out a quote from The Princess Bride or implying that you're too drunk to realize you're still drinking. Decisions, decisions.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  22. Thanks For The Medical Advice: +1, Methgood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have felt for sometime I needed a bigger kick in the morning.

    Now I can get my doctor to prescribe
    Methamphetamines.

    Yours In Novosibirsk,
    Kilgore Trout

  23. *GASP* by DIplomatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't believe it. Next you'll be telling me that smoking a cigarette doesn't actually calm me down, it just reverses the effects of nicotine withdraw!

    1. Re:*GASP* by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't believe it. Next you'll be telling me that smoking a cigarette doesn't actually calm me down, it just reverses the effects of nicotine withdraw!

      Just go crazy. Sip your coffee through your still smoldering cigarette. Put some vodka in your coffee for the best effect of all 3 worlds.

    2. Re:*GASP* by auntieNeo · · Score: 1

      Next you'll be telling me that smoking a cigarette doesn't actually calm me down, it just reverses the effects of nicotine withdraw!

      Well, I will tell you that you won't have to *GASP* quite as often if you don't smoke.

    3. Re:*GASP* by fishexe · · Score: 1

      I don't believe it. Next you'll be telling me that smoking a cigarette doesn't actually calm me down, it just reverses the effects of nicotine withdraw!

      I can't wait 'til the scientists tell me alcohol doesn't make me violent, it just cures the peacefulness that is a symptom of my alcohol withdrawal.

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      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
    4. Re:*GASP* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just go crazy. Sip your coffee through your still smoldering cigarette. Put some vodka in your coffee for the best effect of all 3 worlds.

      Don't forget to add opiates to the mix, to counter the pain of the second degree burns when your "coffee" bursts into flames.

  24. I don't care. It still feels good. by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    Q.E.D.

    Additionally, caffeine has mood-elevating effects. Like, thank God I'm at the coffee machine talking to the hot girl from payroll instead of at my desk being a Java monkey.

  25. dubious methodology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Participants rated their levels of anxiety, alertness and headache. The medium/high caffeine consumers who got the placebo reported a decrease in alertness and increased headache, neither of which were reported by those who received caffeine.

    Somehow I missed the part where participants in caffeinated and non-caffeinated groups were asked to write a Perl script to automate a series of edits in several hundred files in which the substitution context was not fully understood, given a half hour deadline.

  26. This is me by Thyamine · · Score: 1

    Although throwing in a bit of ADHD or whatever probably messes it up. I drink almost a whole pot of coffee in the morning, mostly because it's a habit. Sitting at the computer, early morning, be it work related or just reading the news on the weekends, never is the same unless I have a hot mug of coffee to sip on while I do it. I never feel 'more' awake, I just feel normal after a few mugs.

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    I will shred my adversaries. Pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewing, mutilated faces. Illyria
  27. Findings reflect my experience by neiras · · Score: 1

    I quit coffee after a decade of drinking at least two cups a day. At least 4 days a week I would have three or more cups. I bought into the stereotypical "caffeinated coder" personality in the early days, and never lost the habit... ...until two months ago when I ditched it. A couple of weeks in, I dropped all caffeinated beverages.

    Quitting was painful. Four-day headaches that never fade and don't respond to Advil. I broke once, walked down to Starbucks and ordered a coffee. One sip and the pain just vanished. I dumped the rest of the cup out on the sidewalk. The rule was "one sip of coffee is allowed if a headache lasts an hour." I only had four sips after that.

    The difference is astounding. I snap asleep at night and wake up in a good mood. I've been told I smile more and am generally more pleasant to be around (your mileage may vary). Weirdly, I sweat far less at the gym. Having battled depression since my late teens, I have the odd 'down' day now, but generally I feel good about things. I don't second-guess myself at work and my confidence has soared.

    Moral of story? If you're feeling shitty about life, and you're a big coffee drinker, stop drinking the stuff. Really, stop. No half measures, no "just one cup a week" attempts. There is no try, young Jedi. You'll feel much better .

    Just be sure to keep going to the coffee shop or wherever you used to get your fix. Order caffeine free tea. You need to be around coffee while you quit. You'll want it less.

    Also, the "caffeine" section of this is interesting.

    1. Re:Findings reflect my experience by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I've never been a regular caffeine user. When I was a child/teenager I decided I didn't like tea or coffee, and I've always preferred lemonade to cola. As an adult I tried a proper coffee once. I felt like I was thinking really fast, but couldn't control what I was thinking about. Then I pretty much had to run to the toilet. I've not tried it since, perhaps I should try again.

      People probably have similar stories about the first time they did E, or crack, or whatever.

  28. Ya, maybe you should look then? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

    You sir are a paranoid or an idiot (or both). Behold, the power of teh Google. No thanks needed.

    --
    Quack, quack.
  29. This entire study is based on flawed semantics. by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Baseline" is properly defined as the levels of mental alertness and physiological activation when mediated by an appropriately-high level of serum caffeine. People fall below baseline because they're caffeine-deprived.

    Don't think of it as a drug. Think of it as a vital metabolic nutrient. "Caffeine addicts" are addicts the same exact way that "protein addicts" and "vitamin C addicts" are.

    I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine if I'm serious.

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    Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  30. Go Figure by mindbrane · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of finding I've the greatest trouble with. 1st, I didn't RTFA (I'm a /.er now; I don't do that). Putting that aside my problems centre on the complex issues that are couched in a few words that are presumed to carry very specific findings in the broad meaning of those words. "alertness", really? Someone has a definition for the word alertness that carries a one to one correspondence with their findings in organic chemistry. What about caffeine as a drug and a genetic predisposition to an uncommon response to caffeine? What about cultural conditioning? What about the complexity of the endocrine system? How to you isolate all the factors impinging upon a broad term like alertness and map it onto a number of cups of coffee or tea? There should be science tabloids, like those pop star, supermarket lineup tabloids, that pander to findings just as these.

    The public is asked not only to have the rudimentary knowledge base to understand the article but to be able to critique findings that speak to terms like alertness.

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    ideopath @ play
  31. I always suspected... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    I come at it from the other direction. I know people who won't drink coffee after 7 at night, claiming it will keep them up. They look at me like I'm some kind of mutant when I tell them I can have a large mug of it and go straight to sleep afterward.

    I plan on printing TFA off and waving it under a lot of noses. Once again, geeks strut, pound our narrow chests and proclaim our mastery over humanity.

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    I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
    1. Re:I always suspected... by HumanEmulator · · Score: 1

      Not all sleep is created equal.

      I used to be able to drink a ton of coffee and fall asleep without any problem. It took me years to make the connection that I was having easily-interrupted, non-restful sleep due to caffeine. I've recently confirmed this with an iPhone app (Sleep Cycle) that measures your restlessness in bed while you sleep. I need to give it about 6 hours to get out of my system to really sleep well.

    2. Re:I always suspected... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you demonstrated your caffeine vulnerability an an appropriately geekish fashion.

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      I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
  32. Pretty much by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    As a three-can a day addict, I'd say this pretty much fits.

    1. Re:Pretty much by snowboardin159 · · Score: 0

      I also would agree. Drinking a can of Mt. Dew does 2 things for me though; 1) returns me to baseline and 2) makes my headache from the caffeine withdrawal go away. Just like after many years of smoking, a toke will bring you back to your baseline, but youll never feel that same buzz you had on your first smoke.

    2. Re:Pretty much by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Same deal for alcohol.

  33. Caffeine Addiction by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is evil, it needs to immediately needs a tax increase of 2000% to keep the public from abusing it. Might I further suggest that flavored coffee which appeals to children needs to be immediatedly banned.

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    1. Re:Caffeine Addiction by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      You're lacking a vision here. Increasing the taxes? That's so 80s. I say we put big fat signs on the side of anything coffee. something along the lines of : "Caffeine can decrease fertility! Caffeine consumption can lower the spermcount!". then we'll coffee producers to only use Monsanto -special K- caffeine free Coffee beans. As with all Monsanto patented natural products, you can only grow one batch, and then you need to buy a new batch ... profit and even more dependant south american and third world countries. And think about the patent lawsuits and new jobs in the new prisons for all the patent and copyright infriging scums!

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      "DRM is like the Ford Pinto: it's a smooth ride, right up the point at which it explodes and ruins your day."-C.Doctorow
    2. Re:Caffeine Addiction by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Caffeine is evil, it needs to immediately needs a tax increase of 2000% to keep the public from abusing it.

      Why? What's other people's use of caffeine doing to *you* that you feel you should curtail other people's freedom to use it as they see fit? Are they infringing on your rights in some way? Putting a greater burden on the healthcare system? Anything at all that might justify a draconian, interventionist policy like this? Because if it's just to "protect the people", quite frankly, fuck off, the government has better things to do than institute stupid laws for harmless chemicals (like waging a pointless, destructive war on drugs).

    3. Re:Caffeine Addiction by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Might I further suggest that flavored coffee which appeals to children needs to be immediatedly banned.

      I'm not a big fan of your other suggestion, but I'm with you 100% on this one! If I never accidentally get a flavored coffee again, it'll still be too soon! :)

  34. Uh oh by HumanEmulator · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first I thought the headline said "Caffeine Addicts Get Additional Perks", but I haven't had my coffee yet.

  35. Caffeine is a known performance enhancer. by lazn · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is a known performance enhancer.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/health/nutrition/26best.html

    Of course that is for non addicts.

    1. Re:Caffeine is a known performance enhancer. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      It's also known to shift metabolic use of bodily stores of fuel from carbohydrates to fats.

      Again, that's for non addicts.

    2. Re:Caffeine is a known performance enhancer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, although regular drinkers don't get the stimulating effects anymore, there's an inconsistency in the studies showing whether they get a performance boost or not: http://sweatscience.com/?p=806

      Specifically - "it may just be that pain during exercise doesn’t show tolerance effects to caffeine".

  36. So the caffeine users really get just an imaginary by noidentity · · Score: 1

    perk.

  37. Other factors by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    Could it possibly be that the people whose circadian rhythms are least matched to the corporate 8-5 workday are the ones who are more likely to be drawn to heavy usage of caffeine to boost their mental productivity in the first place?

    Could it further be possible that these same people, clinging to their (our!) chemical crutches to try to match their body's rhythms to the arbitrarily defined 'work day', would have been deemed less 'alert' than so-called morning people, even if caffeine had never been discovered?

    Although I agree with the comment above, stating that self-declaration of 'alertness' level is a dodgy indicator indeed, even if the two groups were significantly different in alertness levels, there could be many other factors than the one stated (blamed?) by the study.

    Sorry boys, it just does not compute.

    (Besides I never could understand morning people myself...what the &%^ is there to be so cheerful about before noon, or at least before the first cuppa?)

    cc

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    "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
  38. So where is the sweet spot? by Nick+Number · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A helpful subject for further research would be to determine how much caffeine a person can consume without becoming addicted and thus losing the benefits.

    I limit myself to two cups of coffee a week, along with a few sodas, and I don't experience withdrawal symptoms. I could probably have more without running into diminishing returns, but it's hard to know.

    Unfortunately the ideal dosage probably varies widely among people due to all sorts of physiological factors. Perhaps what we need is a procedure for testing when we're approaching the point of addiction, without actually reaching it.

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  39. Isn't that a book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The one we haven't heard about:

    "Read the new book, Diuretics, by L. Ron Hubbard! It will change your life..."

  40. I could have told you that by Ivan+Mawesome · · Score: 1

    without a team of university researchers. Quitting caffeine was one of the best things I've ever done.

  41. Caffeine is Worth It by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    Well let's see here, between caffeine addiction, high consumption of high-fructose corn syrup, consumption of alcohol, constant exposure to various forms of EM waves, the thinning of the ozone layer allowing more UV rays to pass through the atmosphere, and a lack of proper amounts of sleep, I (and most folks in my generation) will probably end up dying at a young age from some combination of diabetes, cancer, withdrawal symptoms, and physical stress according to the media.

    I'll be damned if it won't be one helluva delicious, intense, fun, and, most importantly, caffeinated ride though.

  42. My experience with coffee by mrinella · · Score: 1
  43. Constant abuse, no. Judicious use, yes. by kheldan · · Score: 1

    People don't seem to understand that caffeine isn't as innocent as it seems, even though it's readily available from any number of sources, including concentrated pill form. It's not a food, it's a drug, and it needs to be respected just like any other drug. Occasional use, or use as an performance booster in athletic events is fine, but like anything else it can be harmful if used constantly and increasingly.

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    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    1. Re:Constant abuse, no. Judicious use, yes. by cshay · · Score: 1

      [Citation needed]

  44. Honestly by Yo,dog! · · Score: 1

    I have to admit caffeine doesn't improve my productivity but actually hurts it by making me fidgety. On the plus side, though, caffeine gives me higher highs than I would ever have naturally. I very much enjoy the highs and consider them a luxury, with the price paid in lowered productivity.

  45. Re:So the caffeine users really get just an imagin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to mod you -1 "message is split between subject and message body". Hey, wait--there's no mod for that. I guess I'll just have to post an annoying sad face comment at you :-(

  46. Caffiene is an illusion anyway by erroneus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It speeds the heart and increases blood pressure, but does not raise mental awareness. People who think they need it to wake up in the morning are deluding themselves. People who think they need it for energy are also fooling themselves. I wonder when people will start to wake up to the facts they should have learned in basic biology class. Want to feel less tired, more aware and awake? Get some serious vitamins in you. That keeps me going ALL day long unless I spoil it by drinking a soda or some excessive sugars. I'm still whistling, singing and bouncing around at the end of the day while other people are watching the clock and waiting to go home because they feel so tired. And if anyone SHOULD start feeling tired at the end of the day, it's me... I'm in my early 40s. Feed your body right and your body will act right. Simple, simple, simple.

    I'm no health nut. I eat crap all the time, but I also eat healthy stuff too and limit my soda intake a lot (and yet will drink one a day usually). But even doing a little helps a lot. Still haven't been seriously ill in over 10 years... actually more like 15 years. It just seems most people are just eating and drinking nothing but crap... even a 50/50 rate of crap to healthy food would do a lot for most people.

    1. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an adage about vitamin supplements: if you're eating "properly" (a healthy balanced diet), you don't need them; if you're not eating properly, they do no good.

      Those vitamin B supplements, especially B12? Useless. The vast majority of people have a 1-2 year supply of B12 stored in their liver. Most of the remaining few people can't absorb oral B12 anyway and need shots. Huge B12 supplements sound powerful, but they actually do nothing and the manufacturers risk no medical issues.

    2. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Fuck vitamins.

      Get used to getting up and exercising.

      No matter how wiped-out you are when the alarm goes off, or how much you stumble getting dressed or squint getting to the place of exertion, by the time you've hit your tenth rep/stroke/step, you're awake. And once you're habituated to exercise it doesn't make you tired, it makes you feel great all day.

      And it burns off fat and cholesterol.

      Okay, don't fuck the vitamins. Use them to plug holes in your diet and you'll probably stop craving foods just to satiate your chemical deficiencies. Consider protein a vitamin, here. Sugar, not.

    3. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It speeds the heart and increases blood pressure, but does not raise mental awareness. Simple, simple, simple.

      Hell yeah, much simpler than all that nonsense cranked out by the experimental and cognitive psychologists, physiologists, pharmacologists and the like when they did all that complicated science. Especially since it said the opposite from what you did. After dozens of designs and replications. For decades. What were we thinking? What a fucking waste.

      Are there any other fields of inquiry to which you have full and correct knowledge of, making it unnecessary to waste time and money pursuing ever more incorrect knowledge despite scientific backing?

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      "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    4. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still whistling, singing and bouncing around at the end of the day while other people are watching the clock and waiting to go home because they feel so tired. And if anyone SHOULD start feeling tired at the end of the day, it's me... I'm in my early 40s. Feed your body right and your body will act right. Simple, simple, simple.

      Have you ever considered that maybe you're different than others?

      I also hardly eat junk food or lots of sugary stuff, and I feel like absolute shit by the middle of the day.

    5. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It speeds the heart and increases blood pressure, but does not raise mental awareness.

      Utter bullshit. A number of studies have demonstrated that caffeine improves focus, alertness, and working memory (although this is likely in non-addicted subjects).

      As for vitamins... all I can say is, you're deluding yourself. But, hey, enjoy your placebo. If it works for you, who am I to judge?

    6. Re:Caffiene is an illusion anyway by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      To feel better during the day, try Joel Fuhrman's "Eat to Live" plan, as well as adequate vitamin D.
          http://www.drfuhrman.com/
          http://www.vitamindcouncil.org/treatment.shtml

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      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  47. And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? This is new to you? What!?

  48. Brain supercharger by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    Humans evolved these big brains because they paid for themselves in terms of acquisition of food calories. Now, those brains have inundated us with food calories and rather than burning them to do other useful stuff, the stupid lazy brains just sit there grinding away at the same old, pre-agricultural, power levels and yelling at the rest of our bodies "go exercise you stupid muscles!".

    Hey BRAINS, if you're so smart, why don't you come up with a supercharger to ram more oxygen into those idle neurons that need firing up?

    HUH?

    You think technological civilization has all the intelligence it needs or something?

    1. Re:Brain supercharger by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Hey BRAINS, if you're so smart, why don't you come up with a supercharger to ram more oxygen into those idle neurons that need firing up?

      I believe the brain has cooked up this method.

      --
      "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  49. Coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who needs to smoke to start the day I laugh at your petty addictions.. Giving up smoking is pretty hard.

  50. It's all about control by SkOink · · Score: 1

    For me, caffeine addiction is all about control of my body. I agree with the article that my baseline is probably the same as somebody who avoid caffeine entirely. However, I also think that a caffeine addict's lowest level of alertness is the same as an non-addict's as well.

    This is interesting if you think about it, because it means that my blood's caffeine levels are a heavily-weighted component in my overall level of alertness. Assuming the floor and ceiling of my potential alertness are the same, that means that other factors (such as how much I slept last night) are less important than they are for a non-caffeine user. This gives me a finer degree of control over when I'm alert and when I'm tired, which is worth the addiction in my opinion.

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    1. Re:It's all about control by kumma · · Score: 1

      I get sleep easier, when I do not drink coffee. If I want to be awake, I'll drink coffee. Yes. It's all about control.

  51. Caffeine = 'Safe' crack by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

    The more interesting question isn't whether caffeine gets one to above normal levels of energy but whether it can enable a user to remain at baseline for longer periods of time compared to someone not on caffeine.

    No. If I remember right caffeine messes with your ATP regulation, which is a process way too important and central in metabolism to even slightly alter for more than a few hours at a time without, perhaps literally, dying. It's no surprise the human body, according to this study, simply incorporates caffeine into the baseline rather than allowing the baseline to change, and for the same reasons I don't think the duration of baseline changes, either.

  52. Re:So the caffeine users really get just an imagin by noidentity · · Score: 1
    Don't you get it, it's my way of fighting back at these morons who keep doing this, by doing them one better. If the person I'm replying to calls me on it, I'm all ready to say "You started it."

    I'm open to other ideas on how to combat this. In any given discussion, I swear at least a third of the posts are like this. I can't figure out why people do it. Lazyness? Self-importance? Inability to comprehend what the subject field is for?

  53. Hair of the Dog by BigSes · · Score: 1

    I can't say I'm amazed by this. Very similar to alcohol, takes more and more each time to feel the same combined with feeling shitty withdrawl symptoms (insomnia, shakes, irritability, etc). Too much of anything in your system is enough for your body to want, or should I say require, it to function normally. Maybe becoming a "social" caffeine consumer is the way to go? What the hell am I talking about? That's no fun!

  54. What's Inan Ame? by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The definition of addiction pretty much relies on a shifting baseline. They they didn;t react different over time to the same amount there'd be no habituation and no addiction could be recognized.

    So TFA can be summed up a "Caffiene addicts act as though addicted to caffiene in much the same way heroin addicts display a characteristic physiological adaptation to heroin." Therefore TFA is only news in that they found (yet again, in another way) caffiene addiction acts like an addiciton.

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  55. I hate to break this to you, but... by Noren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry to disillusion you, but let me lay out the possibilities:

    A. Your uncle had an incredibly, unbelievably unusual metabolism toward alcohol OR
    B. He had been consistently lying about the amount of his alcohol consumption. This is extremely common behavior in alcoholics. The rest of his family supporting his story and generally being in denial is also very common.

    1. Re:I hate to break this to you, but... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
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  56. Placebo by EmagGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    For one week, I switched the coffee in our lab coffee club to decaf... nobody noticed. The one "proud" coffee addict even asked one day if I was making it stronger, while putting on an act of being over-stimulated.

    There are ~10 people who use that machine. Seriously. Not one of them noticed they were drinking decaf for a week.

    *sigh

    1. Re:Placebo by Nesman64 · · Score: 2

      Just because they didn't associate the aches and weariness with your treachery doesn't mean it was unnoticed. You generally can't taste caffeine, so they assumed the symptoms were random.

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  57. cafestol by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to figure out how this affects steam-brewed coffee like espresso machines make? The filter is usually metal rather than paper but the article linked to the wikipedia page doesn't really differentiate based on the filter.

    1. Re:cafestol by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      If the steam is touching your coffee your espresso machine is broken.

      And espresso has cafestol by the truck load, assuming you didn't put a paper filter in the path somewhere.

    2. Re:cafestol by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Can you explain how paper stops cafestol? That's what I couldn't figure out from the article.

    3. Re:cafestol by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      never mind I found a much more informative link: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/06/070614162223.htm

    4. Re:cafestol by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I would assume is absorbs it.

  58. Hmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read once where coffee drinkers had a lower rate of suicide than non-coffee drinkers. If true, there may be more to drinking coffee that this article suggests.

  59. It's been done by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 1

    So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

    What if everything you've just described came in A ROCKET CAN?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

    1. Re:It's been done by DeadJesusRodeo · · Score: 1

      that's actually for sale now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyNBK6M6BQ

  60. No shit? News at 11. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That’s true for every drug. It’s the definition of the whole thing.
    It’s why they raise the dosage all the time. (Often it’s impossible to raise it fast enough to not get down to zero anyway.)

    Seriously: News at 11.

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  61. Cigarettes are cheap too by BetterSense · · Score: 1

    Or at least they would be if there weren't so goddam many taxes on them. Cigarettes would be dirt cheap too and probably better if they weren't unpopular with white people this decade.

    I yearn for some alternative universe where your cheap, delicious coffee is no longer a popular drug, and the government is making more tax money off of it than the coffee companies, and nobody is allowed to advertise coffee on TV, or put coffee-drinking scenes in movies or cartoons, and coffee cans come with warnings about heart disease plastered on the package, and all the good coffee is forced out of the market, and the only thing left is shit mass-market coffee for the extreme addicts willing to pay high prices for it.

    But that won't happen any time soon because this decade, tobacco is out, and coffee is in big time.

    1. Re:Cigarettes are cheap too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't happen anytime soon because coffee DOESN'T HAVE SERIOUS HEALTH CONSEQUENCES, like breathing smoke does.

      Of course, I don't see that it's my place to make you take care of your lungs, and I vehemently oppose all "sin taxes" in any case -- making it a source of government revenue is a surefire way to _preserve_ any harmful behavior. But it's quite obvious why cigarettes and coffee are treated quite differently, and the situation won't be reversed because it's some other decade.

    2. Re:Cigarettes are cheap too by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What an awful thing to say. In return, I will hope that you are somehow stigmatized for something you love.

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    3. Re:Cigarettes are cheap too by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      As as smoker, I AM regularly stigmatized for something I love.

  62. Yep by yabos · · Score: 1

    I used to take a fat burner(which did work btw) with about 200mg caffeine per day and also geranium oil which is another stimulant. At first the energy is good but after about 2 weeks you feel you need one in the morning just to get your normal energy back. Getting off that shit cold turkey was hard for about 2 days and then after a week you're amazed how energetic you are naturally. We don't need all this caffeine that we drink. Better to stick to drinks with low or no caffeine like green/white tea & water.

  63. Coffee, tea: good; soda: bad by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Health effects of coffee

    Health effects of tea

    You can find more by searching at the obvious places, but needless to say, in recent years, coffee consumption (even high consumption) has been linked to health benefits. Of course, all things in moderation; I personally have one cup of coffee and one cup of tea a day, before noon (no caffeine after noon). It's more for taste and custom than anything else.

    I used to only drink tea (and lots of it), which I had switched to because I used to drink so much coffee I started getting chest pains. I used to drink a *lot* of Dr. Pepper before that, but soda is probably the worst thing you can drink, besides bad moonshine or paint thinner. Seriously, the amount of sugar and other things that will leach the minerals right out of your bones in soda is criminal. Of course, getting a mocha-latte-frappe-choco-swirl from you-know-where probably isn't much better for you.

    Just get yourself some whole beans, grind them right before you brew, and use a decent brewing system, and don't drink too much, and you will be better off. Or get some good tea, and make sure the water is boiling if it is black tea.

  64. Reading and sex by kasimbaba · · Score: 1

    Forget coffee. Do what this guy does.

  65. First-hand experience... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Two months ago I put an end to nearly a decade of practically continuous caffeinated beverage intake, and after feeling like the ravening undead for about two weeks-- which I spent the majority of sleeping --I'm back to feeling exactly the same as I did with the caffeine intake. Sunday I made the mistake of drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, and it kept me up through Monday, wired as hell.

    So, now I know two things... Constant caffeine intake basically nullifies any benefits, and the withdrawal is an absolute bitch. And now that I'm free of the constant intake, I can use caffeine occasionally like goddamn rocket fuel.

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  66. Same old shit? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the same old shit to me. Yet another puritan trying to prove that evil caffeine either isn't good for you or its affects are imaginary. All I can say is bullshit.

    I owe my undergraduate degree to coffee. I was working either swing shift (2nd and 3rd shift depending on day) or straight graveyard (40 hour work week of all 3rd shift plus full load of classes) by my senior year. I was also drinking about 10 to 15 cups of coffee a day. I was running a continuous experiment on myself as to the affects of consuming large quantities of caffeine and, let me tell you, lack of my magic coffee (cream only; no sugar) was a sure sentence for becoming comatose and snoring.

    I've heard this claim before but none of the researchers has ever explained how a boring meeting late in the day can suddenly bring on the symptoms of lack of caffeine while a good cup of joe brought to and consumed at such a meeting wards off such symptoms. Does the boredom of such a meeting somehow suck the caffeine from my body and I suddenly find myself sleepy and inattentive? And consuming the coffee only gives me a psychological lift because I believe the coffee will wake me up? Somehow, I don't think so.

    I've cut my coffee consumption down to four or five cups a day of the real stuff. Still, I may end up drinking some brewed decaf late in the day because I really like the taste of coffee. I drink only decaf after about 6:00 pm because the real stuff keeps me awake if I drink it too late in the evening. This would also seem to contradict the sited study since, by its theory, my baseline caffeine consumption should keep a single cup of coffee from affecting me or it should only bring me back to baseline; not awake until 2:00 or 3:00 am (been there; done that).

    Sorry but, based on personal experience, bullshit. Somebody's grant should get revoked for bogus research.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  67. So what did it do to non addicts? by guidryp · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they report the effects on the non addicts as well?

    Also how much can you drink and remain un-habituated/un-addicted.

  68. Tell me something new. by Ux64 · · Score: 1

    Tell me something that I don't already know. I have been trying to quick drinking coffee for over 10 years.
    I'm currently suffering from withdrawal because I try to quit once again. I just don't feel like doing anything at all. But I can't sleep either.
    Btw. Even if it brings you back to baseline, lack of sleep still causes anxiety, depression, memory problems, over all tiredness, general unhappiness, and many more negative side effects.

  69. Caffeine is kind of loan by Ux64 · · Score: 1

    I personally think that caffeine just like loan. You just have to pay it back with interest. And longer you go, more painful it is. At some point you're in situation when all your income go to paying interest. And you start to need taking more loan to have any usable money. And naturally from that point on you have to take loan to pay interests. Hmm, sounds like many european countries and USA too.

  70. No it isn't. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    With all due respect to your humble opinion - no.
    You know how caffeine-withdrawal headaches feel like your head is about to explode? That is because your brain is being torn apart from inside.

    Caffeine blocks your adenosine. So, as your body needs its adenosine, it starts pumping up adenosine production.
    In couple of days you are full of adenosine, but since you are inhibiting it with all that caffeine you don't really feel it.

    And then you forget to drink your coffee one morning.
    As your body has probably already metabolized most of that caffeine during the night, all that extra adenosine gets to work on all them receptors and as adenosine also controls your blood pressure by expanding your blood vessels - all of them there pretty little capillaries in your noggin expand.
    As an added bonus - all of your other blood vessels expand too. Now your blood pump can't get as much oxygen to where it's needed.
    Plus, now your serotonin goes down and you are depressed and easily irritable.

    So, if you are going to quit coffee for a while - first lock up your gun(s) and mail the key to yourself.
    Using up a couple of vacation days for detox is also advisable.

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    1. Re:No it isn't. by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      You know how caffeine-withdrawal headaches feel like your head is about to explode?

      No, I honestly do not. While I am perfectly willing to believe that some people do experience at least some of the effects you describe, I have never experienced a caffeine withdrawal headache.

      I've also never had a hangover any worse than a slight feeling of nausea with no headache.

      I attribute this to the drinking of copious amounts of water in addition to whatever else I am drinking.
      Yes, I do pee a lot. :-)

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    2. Re:No it isn't. by not+flu · · Score: 1

      A more plausible explanation is that you never actually got addicted to caffeine. I don't see how hangovers are in any way relevant.

    3. Re:No it isn't. by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      I can't speak as to my lack or presence of addiction, I don't know anyone else who drinks more coffee than I do though, so If I'm not addicted then I think its safe to say that it is impossible for me become so.

      Also, just to be clear, I'm not saying that there aren't withdrawal symptoms at all, I'm just saying that the headache that most people seem to equate with caffeine withdrawal is, at least in some cases, a byproduct of not drinking enough liquids. This is also the case with hangovers.

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  71. Same with sugar rush in kids by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Interesting

    US TV shows can't resist putting in the effects of sugar on kids. And nobody ever noticed that anywhere else in the world. Maybe because IT IS NOT TRUE. Yes you can energy from sugar but the human body has plenty of sugar all the time on a normal diet. It isn't going to hyper because you add more fuel to it, you just get fatter because the body can now store fat for later instead of burning it as it should.

    Clinical trials have shown that kids have no sugar rush UNLESS the parent who thinks kids get a sugar rush are present and then the kids do indeed become hyper active. So over-sensitive parents cause hyper-active children. Not sugar. (That parents infleuence the actions of they child is well known, simple experiment: put a baby who can crawl on a surface and let it crawl over a gap covered by a glass plate. The baby will have no reaction of its own to the height below it. If the mother shows delight then the baby will show it, and cross happily. If the mother shows horror, the baby will react in fear trying to determine what danger it is in. This is how we learn, how all animals with parents learn. But we can learn wrong if the input is wrong. Over-protective parents cause over-sensitive children. Yes, sometimes kids just need to walk it off and funnily enough, they do. Watch a child playing on its own. It falls, nobody panics, it continues.)

    Same with coffee. Some writer probably thought it was funny and now everyone believes sitcom rules apply to the real world. Yes, cafine is different from sugar in that it is a drug and does have an effect but you need to be the kind who drinks energy drinks as if they were water, with no water. Not just a cup of coffee. Even half a dozen.

    It think part of it is that people act the way they think they are supposed to act. And yes, that would be very intresting to study more because it might have a serious effect on health care. For instance the use of medication when it ain't needed. If you think you need a pill for everything, you will need a pill for everything and indeed get a pill for everything. The US is the most medicated nation on the planet and yet they aren't any healthier. What is all the non-needed drugs doing? Not just to health but to the health care costs? If media is causing people to think they have to behave in a bad way, perhaps it can be reversed as well. Less pill swallowing for every ailment in popular media content could perhaps translate to lower medicine costs?

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    1. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by Qantravon · · Score: 1

      For years, I've been drinking 2-3 Dr Peppers a day (size of each drink ranging from a 12 oz. can to a 44 oz. drink from a fast-food restaurant), that often being my only liquid intake. Yet, somehow, when I took a trip and had nothing but water to drink for a week, no withdrawal symptoms. No idea why; I was sure I was going to be addicted. Maybe it's because no one told me you could get addicted to caffeine until I was about 10, and even then I had trouble believing them. Now, given the choice, I still go for a soda, but that's just because I like the taste.

      As for medicine, I've long detested taking it. Most people I know, if they get a headache, they reach for the aspirin. Personally, I just go lie down in a dark room for a little while, assuming I have the time. It works 100% of the time. If I don't have time, I try to just put up with it until I do. If it gets really bad, to where I can't focus well, then I'll take something.

      Maybe I'm just weird.

    2. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by not+flu · · Score: 1

      Dr Pepper (and other sodas - not counting "energy drinks" that can be genuinely loaded with caffeine) have miniscule amounts of caffeine. A gallon a day isn't going to give you caffeine addiction.

    3. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      US TV shows can't resist putting in the effects of sugar on kids. And nobody ever noticed that anywhere else in the world. Maybe because IT IS NOT TRUE. Yes you can energy from sugar but the human body has plenty of sugar all the time on a normal diet. It isn't going to hyper because you add more fuel to it, you just get fatter because the body can now store fat for later instead of burning it as it should.

      Please stop making this shit up.

      Your body actively reacts to sugar. That's why diabetics have so many problems. That's why you feel a sugar crash after consumption of large amounts. That's why kids (and adults) feel a surge on the front side of the crash. The difference is, most adults are better equipped to handle it. Additionally, metabolically, some people are better equipped to handle sugar than others.

      You get fatter because its not all burned. Your body is specifically designed to store excess energy as fat because a "natural diet" is actually fairly sugar poor. Just because your body stores energy doesn't mean it can't "surge" in the short term. And a surge doesn't mean its all consumed, or even possible to consume, all energy provided to it. Simply put, that's generally impossible. After all, that's exactly why your body is storing so much sugar as fat.

      Yes, cafine is different from sugar in that it is a drug

      Caffeine is naturally occurring just like sugar and even MSG. That's doesn't mean its any more or less of a drug than sugar or MSG. Frankly, the fact the FDA classifies one as a drug and the other as an additive is extremely arbitrary. The fact is, most every common disease known to man kind can be directly or indirect traced back to sugar consumption; including cancers. Heck, modern research even proves sugar consumption accelerates aging - which is also categorized as a disease. Really the only difference between sugar and caffeine is that your body requires a small amount of sugar whereas your body does not require caffeine. The average human, world wide, consumes many magnitudes more sugar that is actually biologically required.

      Simply put, there isn't anything in your post which is remotely accurate or even makes sense.
       

    4. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems overall you are implying that caffeine addiction doesn't really exist. My brother is a former caffeine addict. My father can't quit, he's tried for years now. While he was using caffeine my brother got pretty ridiculous. I saw him use instant coffee crystals as chew to try and get the caffeine. I suppose he learned that from all the TV he didn't watch (we grew up without TV), or all the other kids he played with (he's always been socially... awkward... if you will -- very, very few friends).

      No, it couldn't be that caffeine really does have an addictive effect and that he knew damn well that his coffee consumption was the source. That would be too simple, too plausible, and plain inconvenient. Instead of studying the long term effect of caffeine consumption to better understand it we should focus on your proposed and unsupported assertion that all behaviour comes from the social environment, not the physical.

    5. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by douglasunderhill · · Score: 1

      Addiction in general is hugely overblown. Somethings are very addictive, most are mild or short lived. If you have a Fing backbone don't worry about it.

      m-f i start my day with a quad shot of espresso, and around 10 cups or so of dark roast through the day. when on holiday or the weekend i have maybe one cup a day (if i remember). i have never experienced withdrawal.

      When younger, i did a lot of coke, it's not nearly as addictive as they say. you can go on a month long bender, and just stop. It is not physically addictive. Look it up if you don't believe me. psychological dependence could be argued, although you could argue psychological addiction too anything.

      Of the three most addictive things i can think of; tobacco, alcohol and smack, 2 out of 3 are legal. Funny eh

      I am puzzled by alcohol addiction. You only have to meet a alcoholic to know its real, but if the substance itself were addictive, wouldn't every heavy drinker get hooked? Don't we all know someone that will drink daily for years, and just stop? why do only some get addicted? I have a missing year of my own, but now I'm a "family man" i can enjoy a beer after work with out spiraling out of control. I'm in a better place, i don't NEED to drink.

      I guess with my history, and the amount of grass i go through, i have a long running dislike of sobriety. very little of what i've tried, much of which to excess, is more that mildly physically addictive.

    6. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      (That parents infleuence the actions of they child is well known, simple experiment: put a baby who can crawl on a surface and let it crawl over a gap covered by a glass plate. The baby will have no reaction of its own to the height below it. If the mother shows delight then the baby will show it, and cross happily. If the mother shows horror, the baby will react in fear trying to determine what danger it is in. This is how we learn, how all animals with parents learn. But we can learn wrong if the input is wrong. Over-protective parents cause over-sensitive children. Yes, sometimes kids just need to walk it off and funnily enough, they do. Watch a child playing on its own. It falls, nobody panics, it continues.)

      This is absolutely true. Kids are TOUGH. Not fragile little porcelain dolls that need to be coddled and protected at every step. Of course you need to make sure they don't get a hold of anything really hazardous like razor blades, live wires, and cleaning chemicals, but in general they can shrug off whatever happens to them as long as blood isn't flowing.

      When my 10 month old falls over and knocks his head, instead of jumping to his aid and scooping him up I normally just look at him and say "Bonk!" He grins, rolls over and continues to play. If he's really hurting, trust me, they'll let you know in short order. The two seconds you wait to let them react instead of leaping over to them in a panic won't be the difference between life and death, because face it, if they are REALLY hurt, you'll be waiting at least 5 or 10 minutes for the ambulance to get there anyways.

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    7. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by AfroTrance · · Score: 1

      Do you actually have any idea? Do you know what the glycemic index (GI) is? Refined sugar, which has a high GI, is absorbed into the blood stream very quickly. If you eat a lot of it you will get a large spike in energy, followed by a large dip (crash) when your body produces crap loads of insulin to counter-act all the sugar in your blood.

      Yes most foods have 'sugar', or more accurately, carbohydrates. Anything with a relatively low GI will not cause you to have a sugar high and crash, as the energy is absorbed slowly and the insulin is released slowly, or more consistently.

      Do you even have children? Have you known a child since you were a child yourself?

    8. Re:Same with sugar rush in kids by sac13 · · Score: 1

      That parents infleuence the actions of they child is well known, simple experiment: put a baby who can crawl on a surface and let it crawl over a gap covered by a glass plate. The baby will have no reaction of its own to the height below it. If the mother shows delight then the baby will show it, and cross happily. If the mother shows horror, the baby will react in fear trying to determine what danger it is in.

      You're absolutely correct. However, this effect goes away with children that have begun walking. They become aware of the danger after they have experienced all of the falling involved with learning to walk.

      Your central point remains, regardless. Most kids' hang-ups are there because the parents had them and passed them on. That's why, as parents, people need to be extra conscious of what their doing and thus teaching to their kids.

  72. ONDD by Therilith · · Score: 1

    Isn't this usually the case with similar substances? I always assumed this was how it worked.

  73. Why the fuck is this news? by nataflux · · Score: 1

    And why did people spend money on studying this? We have known this about addictive substances for almost as long as we have even known about addictive substances.

  74. If tags worked... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    ... I would have tagged this article 'homeostasis'.

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  75. Flawed study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studies have shown that people who are depressed drink more caffeine and feel less alert. And night/shift workers presumably are 'less alert and fall into the moderate/heavy caffeine users more often than dayworkers.' Therefore caffeine drinkers should be less alert than the average person once they get rid of their addiction, ruining the test. They need to select non-users at random into 2 groups and force one of the groups to become addicts and then give them the same amount as they are used to in order to get proper results.

  76. Structured Treatment Interruption by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 1

    They should conduct a similar experiment where the amphetamine snail goes on an alternating drug holiday between meth and caffeine. I can't wait for the preliminary results so I can test it on higher primates (my coding monkeys!).

  77. What about Java? by BooBooGotU · · Score: 1

    And what about Java junkies? Anyone got a theory?

  78. Why coffee is problematical by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    From Dr. Joel Fuhrman, MD:
        http://www.drfuhrman.com/faq/question.aspx?sid=16&qindex=0
    """
    What about Coffee?
        One cup of coffee per day is not likely to cause significant risks, but the more you drink over this one cup maximum, the more likely it will interfere with your health. Research has clearly shown that excessive consumption of caffeinated beverages is dangerous. Heavy caffeine users are at higher risk of cardiac arrhythmias, which can precipitate sudden death.(1) Coffee raises blood pressure(2) and it raises both cholesterol and homocystene,(3) two risk factors for heart disease.
        Besides the slightly increased risk of heart disease, there are other problems. Caffeine is a stimulant. The consumption of caffeine enables you to more comfortably get by on less sleep. Inadequate sleep promotes disease and premature aging.(4) There is no substitute for adequate sleep. Drinking coffee also boosts estrogen levels. Higher levels of estrogen worsen problems like endometriosis, breast pain and menstrual disorders. Increased estrogen levels are also linked to higher risk of breast cancer.(5)
        If you are overweight, there is another compelling reason to abstain from coffee. Eliminating your caffeine intake can help you lose weight. Coffee drinkers (tea and cola users too) are drawn to eat more frequently then necessary. They eat extra meals and snacks because they mistake unpleasant caffeine withdrawal symptoms with hunger. They can't tell the difference between true hunger and the discomfort that accompanies caffeine withdrawal.
        Decaffeinated coffee also has potentially harmful side effects. It has been found that drinking even moderate amounts of decaffeinated coffee can quadruple a person's risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis.(6) Researchers speculate that organic solvents in the decaf coffee might be the culprit.
        In summary, coffee is most like a drug, not a food. Like most drugs it may have some minor benefits, but its toxic effects and resultant risks overwhelm those minor advantages. Caffeine is a stimulant and a healthy later life and long life is most consistently achieved when stimulants and drugs are avoided, meeting our nutritional needs, with as little exposure to toxicity as possible. [The numbers in () refer to references in the original.]
    """

    He mentions elsewhere that coffee does have some health promoting antioxidants etc., but those are better obtained through a diet heavy in vegetables, fruits, beans, along with some nuts, seeds, and whole grains.

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    1. Re:Why coffee is problematical by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Even if you took advice from a doctor who "specializes in preventing and reversing disease through nutritional and natural methods" at face value, what would be the point of living longer if you couldn't drink any coffee?

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    2. Re:Why coffee is problematical by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      There is a lot more to enjoy in life than coffee, but sure, we all decide what our priorities are. The biggest issue is more about getting stuck in a "pleasure trap" where we are getting less fun over time being stuck on an addictive treadmill with supernormal stimuli that become the new normal (as the article suggests), so that in the end, coffee is not bringing you more pleasure than a healthy green smoothie might, and is probably bringing you less. See also:
          http://www.healthpromoting.com/Articles/articles/PleasureTrap.htm
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernormal_Stimuli
          http://www.greensmoothierevolution.com/
         

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    3. Re:Why coffee is problematical by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. I like veggies just fine, but suggesting that a "healthy green smoothie" is remotely comparable to the experience of a nicely roasted cup of coffee is ludicrous. From your link, it appears that you're even suggesting it be consumed raw. There's nothing wrong with that, but it eliminates any possibility of the Maillard reaction that adds so much complexity to the brew. How many of these processes occur when you're making a smoothie:

      Illy listed the following chemical processses that affect the development of volatile compounds in coffee (112):
      1) Maillard or non-enzymatic browning reaction between nitrogen containing substances, amino acids, proteins, as well as trigonelline, serotonine, and carbohydrates, hydroxy-acids and phenols on the other.
      2) Strecker degradation.
      3) Degradation of individual amino acids, particularly, sulfur amino acids, hydroxy amino acids, and proline.
      4) Degradation of trigonelline.
      5) Degradation of sugar.
      6) Degradation of phenolic acids, particularly the quinic acid moiety.
      7) Minor lipid degradation.
      8) Interaction between intermediate decomposition products.

      I'm pretty sure you're just a neo-puritanical (pleasure is bad!) health food nut.

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    4. Re:Why coffee is problematical by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      If you do someday read the previously linked information about the "Pleasure Trap" my Douglas Lisle or "Eat to Live" etc. by Dr. Joel Fuhrman, you would see you that what is recommended is very different from being a "neo-puritanical (pleasure is bad!) health food nut".

      As Dr. Fuhrman says, healthy eating can be as pleasurable over the long-term as unhealthy eating (or more, because you know what you are eating is good for you and it tastes great). I would rather have a home-made sorbet from my blender than even the best ice cream from the store -- it tastes better now that I am used to it, and I know it is good for me. A fast can sometimes help with that transition to reset the tastebuds back to normal.

      Essentially, most people probably will get less enjoyment from a lifetime of drinking coffee (given various ill effects and periodic withdrawal symptoms, and the "return to baseline") than someone with a lifetime of drinking green smoothies (or other healthful things with some variety, fruity sorbets, fruity ice creams, and so on). The whole point of the article is that there is a return to baseline whatever you do, which is also the point of the "Pleasure Trap".

      While you are obviously very knowledgeable about coffee, there is a lot of nuance and subtly in vegetables, fruits, edible beans, nuts, seeds, and whole grains than can no longer be appreciated by someone (say, in the USA eating the S.A.D. Diet) who has been trained to prefer an unhealthy amount of salt, refined sugar, and animal fat in their diet. See for example, in the industries own words:
      "The Hard Sell on Salt"
      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/30/health/30salt.html
      "Salt also works in tandem with fat and sugar to achieve flavors that grip the consumer and do not let go -- an allure the industry has recognized for decades. "Once a preference is acquired," a top scientist at Frito-Lay wrote in a 1979 internal memorandum, "most people do not change it, but simply obey it." "

      Anyway it is your life. Opportunity can only knock. You need to open the door and look into this issue of "the pleasure trap" for yourself if you want. Still, as Dr. Fuhrman said in the stuff I quoted, "One cup of coffee per day is not likely to cause significant risks, but the more you drink over this one cup maximum, the more likely it will interfere with your health." So, enjoy your (organic, fair trade, shade grown, etc.) coffee in moderation. :-)

      But learning about "The Pleasure Trap" and related issues may help you increase your health and happiness in other areas of your life,
      http://www.healthpromoting.com/Articles/articles/PleasureTrap.htm
      http://www.drfuhrman.com/library/article16.aspx (same as above at the authors site, but adds a chart)
      as might "Eat to Live":
      http://books.google.com/books?id=CX8huSU0n8AC&printsec=frontcover
      http://www.diseaseproof.com/archives/debunking-diet-myths-the-food-pyramid-of-the-insane.html

      Other good references on (mostly) healthier eating and cooking:
      http://www.andreabeaman.com/
      "Raw Food Made Easy DVD Preview"
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo6AdFYIidc

      And a great place for learning culinary knife skills (though with a more eclectic cooking style):
      http://www.kitchenonfire.com/video.html

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  79. Gave up caffeine by wombatmobile · · Score: 1

    I gave up caffeine

    Same here! Cold turkey from 4 big lattes per day. Unexpectedly, I now have more energy and more powers of concentration.

    1. Re:Gave up caffeine by beerbear · · Score: 1

      Same thing here.
      Coffee and milk both affect your Acid-base homeostasis negatively.
      Negatively in that case means they tip the scale towards acids, and modern nutrition is already pretty heavy on things which, after digestion, produce surplus acids.
      After a diagnosis with Chromic Fatigue Syndrome and a plethora of doctors that don't know what to do and resort to anti-depressiva, a smart health professional pointed this out to me and we analyzed my nutrition habits.
      Turns out, basically it's all acids, no bases. Lots of tea, lots of coffee, lots of meat, lots of grain, lots of sugar, very little fresh fruits and vegetables. Just the regular canteen food software developer diet.
      Already after three days of changed diet, my skin felt less dry, the chronic pain was almost gone completely, and I felt 10 years younger.

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  80. Hello? Experimental manipulations? by beatsme · · Score: 1

    The problem with this study is that it's comparing self-selected groups: those who drink lots, little, and no coffee/tea. Their conclusions, drawn from comparing coffee addicts to people who don't drink coffee is a little silly. It assumes that everyone's "baseline" is the same, and ignores the well-known fact that people to take caffeine are, like people who smoke cigarettes for nicotine, often self-medicating for a neurobiological deficiency (i.e. in this case probably dopamine). To compare the levels of someone who self-medicates taken off their medication to someone who doesn't need to self-medicate is a complete load of B.S..

  81. Dangerous Chemicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    different chemicals have different effects

    Like that super dangerous chemical dihydrogen-monoxide, which causes asphyxiation, and can be fatal in less than 3 minutes!

  82. The Pleasure Trap and Supernormas Stimuli by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Two books on this theme of diminishing returns for addictions to extremes:
        "The Pleasure Trap: Mastering the Hidden Force That Undermines Health & Happiness"
            http://www.amazon.com/Pleasure-Trap-Mastering-Undermines-Happiness/dp/1570671508
        "Supernormal Stimuli: How Primal Urges Overran Their Evolutionary Purpose"
            http://www.amazon.com/Supernormal-Stimuli-Overran-Evolutionary-Purpose/dp/039306848X
    We can resensitize our taste buds in a few weeks by eating differently, as Joel Fuhrman suggests:
        http://www.drfuhrman.com/
    And adequate vitamin D can also help end depression that leads us to craving escape and stimulants:
        http://www.vitamindcouncil.org/treatment.shtml
    And we can change our physical infrastructure to be more life-affirming:
        http://www.bluezones.com/makeover-about
    Or our social infrastructure:
        http://www.amazon.com/Surviving-Americas-Depression-Epidemic-Community/dp/1933392711
    Or our mental infrastructure:
        http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Nights-Soul-Finding-Through/dp/1592400671
    Put that knowledge all together, and put in in practice, and it is help for breaking out of some harmful feedback cycles.
       

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  83. Oh Swedish boy... by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    The problem with your lifestyle is that your country/people can only afford it for two generations or so. Even now the EU is having to start paring back on the vacation time, the generous pensions, the social networks, etc, because you can't afford it.

    Don't be so quick to dismiss us. While I'll readily admit that we tend to demonize European socialism, we also know that your economy can't keep spending the resources necessary to maintain your lifestyle forever - you're going to have to cut back.

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    1. Re:Oh Swedish boy... by rhakka · · Score: 1

      that's the EU. Sweden appears to be doing quite well and at least wikipedia is calling it "sustainable". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Sweden

      the US is the one running totally unsustainable trade deficits by engaging in elective wars during times of prosperity when we should instead be paying down our debt to prepare for the bad times.

  84. no, its allostasis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    allostasis. quite different.

    actually a fav paper is on dynamic self assembling systems. couldnt find it in 10sec with the goog's scholar. anyway, for example a crystal is in equilibrium, and also a state of very low entropy.

    this is in stark contrast to the kind of stationary states exhibited by dynamical
    systems where there is a flow of entropy, and various 'breathing' modes that can (conditionally) contribute to instability or even zero eigenvalues of the jacobian of a vector valued force a function of the vector constituting the state vector. the stability of each mode (once the jacobian is diagonalised) can depend on friction or or there dissipative mechanisms, and therefore the stability and the existence of the ability to heal a self assembled system can be directly related to the dissipation and flow of entropy.

    also consider; healing and adaption are opposing processes. the better you are at healing the less you are able to form adaptive callouses. and vis versa.

    only thing i can link to on hand is, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-assembly.

    but this is a very rich and interesting field, that ranges from chaos theory to, what im trying to apply it towards; optical binding, which is where mutual forces arising from the maxwell stress tensor cause objects to dynamically self assemble into structures, where they have developed an allostasis, an adaption to the incident beam (or time harmonic planewaves).

    if anyone holds an interest in dynamical systems and studying more complex behaviour;eg
    the tippi-top, it flips over. this is due to a hetrocline between fixed points in the phase portrait. anyway im having trouble dealing with the excess of dimensions. how can we visualise and make sense (or even automatically process and distill) high dimensional data, eg 6n where n is the number of particles, (3position and 3velocity), sometimes you can simplify things to a plane with counter propagating beams, but still the particles can start out of the plane, anyway, with these kinds of restrictions you have 4 dimensions then by taking a poincare map (a recurrence map, also it has been published that an ideal time to use for a recurrence map is the first minimum in the entropy of the evolution of a system) the poincare map reduces this to 3 dimensions. but this is only for 2 magnetoelectric dipoles, i've been writing all my code to deal with n dipoles and arbitrary attributes to its frustrating that i feel like i need to be able to perceive 30+ dimensional spaces to progress.

    perhaps its time to whip out the algebraic geometry.

  85. Isn't that like saying alcoholics don't get drunk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just the way people continue to get drunk (not simply reverse withdrawal) day after day without increasing their consumption people can continue to feel effects of caffeine without increasing consumption. Isn't this well studied? This conclusion is an extraordinary claim which requires extraordinary evidence. It's simply not true in my experience.

  86. Nonsense! by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Hands off my Orange Pekoe and Pekoe Cut Black Tea!! OF COURSE tea keeps you alert, maybe TOO alert. Lawks. What planet are these puritans from?

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