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  1. This is a /. movie review? on Resident Evil · · Score: 2

    Will plot be discussed? But not the ending?

  2. "familiar" on Former Penthouse Lawyer On Thumbnails · · Score: 3, Funny

    And you thought "video game tester" was a cool job to have.

  3. Four in the morning came without a warning on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: 3, Funny
    the man behind the second-best thing to do at four in the morning

    Gary Gygax invented the infomercial?

    Surely he's not responsible for feeding one's infant daughter.

  4. Sports terms on Server Naming Conventions? · · Score: 2

    I kinda liked the idea of naming after local sports heroes (payton, butkus, jordan), etc, but we settled on other sports related terms: pigskin, divot, etc.

  5. Go low-tech on "Smart Board" To Replace White Boards? · · Score: 3
    When I have a meeting that involves whiteboarding, I get big 2'x3' sheets of paper, usually from a flipchart pad, and tape 'em to the walls. We write on the paper and when we're done, we take 'em back to our cubes where we can tape 'em to the walls and have them right there.

    Even in the most text-heavy discussions, it takes only about 2-4 minutes per page to type up what was written, and the graphics are clear because they're not moved anywhere.

    Sure, it's not netmeetingable, and you can't get a nice little graphics file out of it, but how often do you really need that anyway?

    Besides, usually what comes out of those meetings are either very rough screen prototypes, or to-do items that have to get put into a project plan and retyped anyway.

    The other beautiful thing about paper is the built-in revision control. Crossing out items and using multi-color pens makes it simple.

  6. Grand Moff Tarkin take note on Star Wars Collector.....Guitars? · · Score: 2

    I'm sure the guys in Grand Moff Tarkin will be retrofitting their gear with 'em.

  7. Re:Full disclosure = annoying. on OpenSSH Local Root Hole · · Score: 2
    This should have been fixed before it was announced, and a period of time waited for people to upgrade.

    If it's fixed, then that in itself announces what the fix is. Just do a diff between vN and vN+1 and see what changed. "Hey, look, it's a buffer overrun they fixed."

    Security through obscurity is no security.

  8. Harmless? on Liquid Nitrogen Cooling at Home? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Water is by far more easier to obtain and is harmless to boot.

    Ask Robert Wagner about water being harmless.

    Visit dhmo.org for more information on the dangers of this all-too-common substance.

  9. Re:Wrong Animal on Running Weblogs With Slash · · Score: 1, Troll
    That would have been funny as hell. What did they use, blackbirds? The hell is that?!

    No, they're crows, after Brian "Krow" Akers and, perhaps, crow-matic.

  10. Re:Ahhh Leisure Suit Larry .......... on The Abandonware Question · · Score: 2
    in my day, all the computer pr0n we had was EGA or ASCII, and we liked it that way!

    Get the Kleenex and click to asciipr0n.com

    It was years before I found out that girls didn't have green and white horizontal stripes every half-inch.

  11. Re:only a gui available on Computing Pet Peeves? · · Score: 2
    The CD player is the only component that needs a display, and it only needs a very simple one. So why do mp3-players have junkloads of eye candy crap all over the place?

    Why do dogs lick their balls?

    Because they can.

  12. Re:Say No!!! on Kathleen Fent Read This Story · · Score: 2
    The only reason a man asks a woman to marry him in front of a crowd is because he is a sniveling, little coward that is afraid of rejection.

    Not in my case. I proposed at Ed Debevic's (a 50s diner place) over the PA in front of a dining room full of people, but the waiter kinda tried to talk me out of it. "Last guy who tried this, she said 'No'." I told him I wasn't worried.

    Only downside was that Amy was a bit flustered, and her response was "OK".

  13. Re:Systems Performance Tuning... on What Kind of Books do You Want? · · Score: 2

    You mean this?

  14. Re:No no no - Dating with SQL on What Kind of Books do You Want? · · Score: 2
    The hardpart is adding a third vairable that most geeks want intelligence != null.

    Actually, to be valid SQL, you should have that as intelligence is not null. NULL has no value and therefore never matches an equality test, even NULL == NULL.

    Of course, the Microsoft SQL implementations (SQL Server and Access) allow it, but it's bad practice.

    (Guess who just submitted his first draft of the SQL quick reference chart he was working on.)

  15. Re:I know what someone should make! on Google Programming Contest · · Score: 1
    Oh, and the ability to find one non-fake Britney porn pic.

    That's easy enough.

    printf( "Your query found %d results.", 0 );

  16. vim, baby on PHP Development Environments? · · Score: 2

    Since PHP doesn't really allow you to do anything interesting that a normal IDE would allow (like, say, DEBUGGING!), we just use Vim and migrate to Perl.

  17. Re:How about this ? on Intelligent Resume Tools? · · Score: 2
    Any reasonable Perl programmer wouldn't have written it this way.

    First, multitple embedded carriage returns are evil. Better to write using here documents.

    Worse, what programer would hardcode the number of elements in an array? Far better to write as:

    print "I, @ARGV, have ", rand(15)+1, " years of experience as ",
    $job[rand(@job)], " at ", $company[rand(@company)], "\n";
  18. Your bias is showing on Northern Light Technology Makes Deal WIth C.I.A. · · Score: 5, Insightful
    with the economic downturn, more and more companies will move to where they can survive.

    You make it sound like working for the CIA is some odious move of last resort. Perhaps the management and staff of Northern Light is excited about working with the intelligence agency. Perhaps they see it as a way to help their country. Perhaps the processing of terabytes of data is a thrilling prospect from a purely intellectual point of view.

    The standard /. dislike of all things governmental is not necessarily mirrored through all geeks.

  19. Lab studies still in progress on How Much Sleep Do You Really Need? · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure I can answer this yet, since I've only had since October 18th, 2001 for the clinical trial. Still, the experiment in 4am feedings while watching "Cops" and informercials continues....

  20. Re:Or what? on Advice for Older Entry-Level Programers? · · Score: 2
    Well, think of HR as a beauracracy of 6 year olds.

    I often do.

    It's called office politics, and there isn't a company in the world with more than a dozen employees that doesn't have it.

    Then perhaps one may want to find a company with fewer than a dozen employees.

    If you try bullying in on HR's turf (handling hiring without them), you're asking for a conflict.

    There are worse things in the world than having a little conflict where you say to the HR people "Hey, I've got something here, and I don't need the assistance this time around." Example: Losing an excellent employee because he/she didn't want to screw around with your territorial HR department.

  21. Re:Cooling this thing? on New iMac Announced · · Score: 2
    The Cube also has a big open vent on its top (say 6" by 3"), and a comparably sized opening along the bottom.

    Unfortunately, the cooling benefits of the slot are diminished when you try to shred sensitive paperwork with it.

  22. Re:Of course! on Dave Barry Does Windows · · Score: 2
    > has a pitiful market share, even to this day

    Like, say, Ferrarris[sic] share of the car market?

    Of course, Ferrarris have about as much reliability as Windows.

  23. Dave is just a user on Dave Barry Does Windows · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dave points out something, probably accidentally, that Alan Cooper rails about in About Face : The users don't care about the specifics of how the computer works:
    You just know that if it finds any errors, it's going to blame me, even though I don't even know where its disks ARE.
    Dave doesn't know that there are these spinning platters inside his computer, NOR SHOULD HE NEED TO.

    The changes we need to make in software are far greater than just having "the most reliable Windows experience ever".

  24. Or what? on Advice for Older Entry-Level Programers? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But some companies have policies which low / middle level managers cannot circumvent.

    Or what? What if the manager does circumvent (or in this case, ignore) the policy that says all candidates have to go through HR first? Is the company going to penalize him for finding an excellent candidate on his own? And if so, is that a company you want to work for?

    There are so few times when the word "can't" is actually appropriate, especially in business, and especially in larger, moss-covered companies. Prob'ly 2/3rds of any given policy manual is extraneous CYA crap.

    Don't go along with the stupid stuff. Your job is to do good, efficient, profitable work, NOT to follow rules, and if the company you're in doesn't understand that, then get the hell out.

  25. Re:Lie on Advice for Older Entry-Level Programers? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Don't just say "You wouldn't want to work for him if he acts like that", becuase there is a good chance he is just the initial $25K-a-year door-stop interviewer that you have to get past before you actually get to the smart folks, and for him, common sense does not weigh nearly as heavily as "following procedure".

    So don't interview with that guy. Don't waste your time. Deal only with hiring managers. Any manager who wastes his company's time/money by having HR do initial screenings for him isn't worth working for.