"I highly recommend reading the whole linked article, it's shows the exact the Presidents insistence that "if we don't do this there will be another Sept.11th" works so well."
It works so well because he understands the risks involved. If you dislike patriotism so much, just come out and say it, don't hide behind these excuses.
As we all know I have by far the largest penis on this forum. Due to the status this gives me amongst your lowly selves, I don't often lower myself to replying to normal threads and instead spend my time smoking fine cigars, being respected by my fellow man and my enormous wang revered by countless beautiful models. However, on this issue, I feel compelled to comment.
As we all know, provided you aren't already enraptured by the gentle swaying of my enormous beef truncheon, the Pope is Catholic. As we all also know, if you can avert your eyes from my thumping bloodhead for just a few seconds longer, is that Catholicism is a religion founded on the basis that you never show your penis to anyone, except small boys who are unlikely at such a tender age to understand the difference between a tiny flaccid pecker such as your own and an enormous swollen man-wang such as mine. Also, the Pope is the leader of Catholicism, the religion we have just deduced is based around the shrivelled, wizened, narrow pillar of a conspiracy to hide the average man's tiny, insignificant penis from the big, wide, cavernous world. From this, we can establish that the Pope probably has the smallest penis in the world.
Now, let's look at the other party in this debate. Google. Google is run by millionaires. Billionaires in fact. Now successful people - if you know any through association, which I doubt - all have huge wangs. You can tell by the way we have to adjust our gait to cast you a disparaging glance as you walk past in your $2 sneakers, blissfully uninhibited by girlfriends, self-respect or five pounds of swinging cock-beef hidden in your trouser leg. The conclusion is almost as obvious as my package in a speedo: The Pope hates Google, because he has a tiny, insignificant little pecker and the owners of Google, like myself, have huge woman-pleasing spunk-spigots. But it's alright, he can't help it. He just wasn't born with my um... massive 'advantage'.
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"I highly recommend reading the whole linked article, it's shows the exact the Presidents insistence that "if we don't do this there will be another Sept.11th" works so well."
It works so well because he understands the risks involved. If you dislike patriotism so much, just come out and say it, don't hide behind these excuses.
Please stop lying.
As we all know I have by far the largest penis on this forum. Due to the status this gives me amongst your lowly selves, I don't often lower myself to replying to normal threads and instead spend my time smoking fine cigars, being respected by my fellow man and my enormous wang revered by countless beautiful models. However, on this issue, I feel compelled to comment.
As we all know, provided you aren't already enraptured by the gentle swaying of my enormous beef truncheon, the Pope is Catholic. As we all also know, if you can avert your eyes from my thumping bloodhead for just a few seconds longer, is that Catholicism is a religion founded on the basis that you never show your penis to anyone, except small boys who are unlikely at such a tender age to understand the difference between a tiny flaccid pecker such as your own and an enormous swollen man-wang such as mine. Also, the Pope is the leader of Catholicism, the religion we have just deduced is based around the shrivelled, wizened, narrow pillar of a conspiracy to hide the average man's tiny, insignificant penis from the big, wide, cavernous world. From this, we can establish that the Pope probably has the smallest penis in the world.
Now, let's look at the other party in this debate. Google. Google is run by millionaires. Billionaires in fact. Now successful people - if you know any through association, which I doubt - all have huge wangs. You can tell by the way we have to adjust our gait to cast you a disparaging glance as you walk past in your $2 sneakers, blissfully uninhibited by girlfriends, self-respect or five pounds of swinging cock-beef hidden in your trouser leg. The conclusion is almost as obvious as my package in a speedo: The Pope hates Google, because he has a tiny, insignificant little pecker and the owners of Google, like myself, have huge woman-pleasing spunk-spigots. But it's alright, he can't help it. He just wasn't born with my um... massive 'advantage'.