That's not a real program, rather a formatted-text file, but my favourite bloat-free, efficient man page is the "chicks" man page :
$ man chicks
There are no man pages for chicks
> All joking aside, there will be plenty of wild speculation. Let's apply Occam's Razor here and say that most likely, he probably crashed somewhere.
Maybe you should try & apply your sense of humour first ! >8^)
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That's not a real program, rather a formatted-text file, but my favourite bloat-free, efficient man page is the "chicks" man page : $ man chicks There are no man pages for chicks
> All joking aside, there will be plenty of wild speculation. Let's apply Occam's Razor here and say that most likely, he probably crashed somewhere. Maybe you should try & apply your sense of humour first ! >8^)