Ah, when I think of what to write to the people of the future, I stop to ponder, will you even understand my language? I think not, so I will leave you with the following thought:
There once was a whore from Sydney,
Who could take a penis up to the kidney.
Along came a client from Quebec,
Who crammed one up to her neck.
Gee, he had a long one,
Didn't he?
On the off chance that you understand me, please unfreeze my body, I want to get laid by a future chick!
I just want everyone to know that we here in the dawn of the 21st century have a sense of humor, we bitch and gripe a lot but all in all, we have a good time and work hard. To you future generations, never give up your guns, never give up your freedom and shoot anyone who tells you that you should!
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
When did I say I was Christian. Clinton / Gore are worthless turds as far as I am concerned and when they are gone, someone needs to fumigate the White House.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Sir Alec was in a movie with Robert Redford, where he was a German citizen who kept Reford and another American GI prisoner, even after the war was over. Anyone know the name of it?
Great movie.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
This hole exploits Netscape's implementation of Java, not Sun's spec. As a Java instructor, I am encouraged by the acceptance it has received in the business world. Applets are pretty cake that brought a lot of attention to Java. It's n-tier capabilities are the meat course.
Ah, when will Mozilla be ready? I am tired of using IE. Now if we could convince the people building Mozilla to:
1. Separate the email client from the browser and get rid of that silly profile idea.
2. Make said email client be able to access multiple accounts from the same instance of the client.
3. Incorporate the ability to block off server URL's for ads, images, and content.
4. Incorporate a black list for URL's.
Just my turn to rant!
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
JavaScript gives you error windows. Java does not put those little annoyances up. Netscape might crash while running Java but that is Netscape's fault.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
You are the kind of bastard that burned Alexandria's library
Actually, it was Julius Ceasar who burned Alexandria's library and it was a fire that spread from the docks after he set fire to his own ships in order to prevent the Ptolomey's forces from using them against him. He was buying time until his own forces arrived.
You really must read Plutarch.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
The ACLU gets about 1 out of 100 right! They might be right on this one but they only support or defend the amendments to the Constitution that do not have the words "arms" or "infringed" in them. The ACLU is a hypocritical, worthless organization that should be banned by an amendment to the Constitution. Of course, that is one they would also ignore.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Dialpad.com uses a Java applet to connect to phone systems and to other computers.
I never pay for long distance anymore. AT&T sure tried to convince me that Dialpad.com was crap. I explained that the amount I save in long distance makes up for my DSL line payments and that DSL and Dialpad worked just fine together.
Being an instructor of Java, I must correct the (once again) misconception that Java and Javascript are the same thing. They are not. Thank you for playing.
Australia(AP)- Today, in a freak Lightsabre(tm) accident, the noted Jedi sidekick, Jar Jar Binks was killed. Sources say that Binks, a Gungan from Naboo, was accidentally cut in half by young Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, during a Lightsabre(tm) training exercise.
Although there are preliminary reports that Skywalker is dispondent over the accident, some people thought they heard a maniacal laugh comming from his quarters.
In an apparantly unrelated event, some people have been reporting a figure in a dark cloak, loitering near the Skywalker compound where the accident took place.
Skywalker's wife, Princess Amadala Skywalker of Naboo, is reportedly in Hyperspace with their two young twins, Luke and Leia, returning to the Skywalker compound to be with her husband during this tragic time.
The funeral for Binks will be a small affair with only friends and family attending.
Republic Investigations Unit TXH-1138 released a statement saying that although this appears to be a training accident, the case will be thoroughly reviewed.
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--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
There once was a whore from Sydney,
Who could take a penis up to the kidney.
Along came a client from Quebec,
Who crammed one up to her neck.
Gee, he had a long one,
Didn't he?
On the off chance that you understand me, please unfreeze my body, I want to get laid by a future chick!
I just want everyone to know that we here in the dawn of the 21st century have a sense of humor, we bitch and gripe a lot but all in all, we have a good time and work hard. To you future generations, never give up your guns, never give up your freedom and shoot anyone who tells you that you should!
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Great movie.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Ah, when will Mozilla be ready? I am tired of using IE. Now if we could convince the people building Mozilla to:
1. Separate the email client from the browser and get rid of that silly profile idea.
2. Make said email client be able to access multiple accounts from the same instance of the client.
3. Incorporate the ability to block off server URL's for ads, images, and content.
4. Incorporate a black list for URL's.
Just my turn to rant!
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Actually, it was Julius Ceasar who burned Alexandria's library and it was a fire that spread from the docks after he set fire to his own ships in order to prevent the Ptolomey's forces from using them against him. He was buying time until his own forces arrived.
You really must read Plutarch.
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
--- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time ---
Dialpad.com uses a Java applet to connect to phone systems and to other computers.
I never pay for long distance anymore. AT&T sure tried to convince me that Dialpad.com was crap. I explained that the amount I save in long distance makes up for my DSL line payments and that DSL and Dialpad worked just fine together.
A.Norton@palomine.com
Being an instructor of Java, I must correct the (once again) misconception that Java and Javascript are the same thing. They are not. Thank you for playing.
Australia(AP)- Today, in a freak Lightsabre(tm) accident, the noted Jedi sidekick, Jar Jar Binks was killed. Sources say that Binks, a Gungan from Naboo, was accidentally cut in half by young Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, during a Lightsabre(tm) training exercise.
Although there are preliminary reports that Skywalker is dispondent over the accident, some people thought they heard a maniacal laugh comming from his quarters.
In an apparantly unrelated event, some people have been reporting a figure in a dark cloak, loitering near the Skywalker compound where the accident took place.
Skywalker's wife, Princess Amadala Skywalker of Naboo, is reportedly in Hyperspace with their two young twins, Luke and Leia, returning to the Skywalker compound to be with her husband during this tragic time.
The funeral for Binks will be a small affair with only friends and family attending.
Republic Investigations Unit TXH-1138 released a statement saying that although this appears to be a training accident, the case will be thoroughly reviewed.
That is my biggest gripe about Netscape. I do not want to have to change profiles each time I want to check a different email address. Chaps my ass!