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  1. My nomination: on Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 0, Troll


    The Stacy model from RealDoll. Granted they aren't really robots, but their so damn fuckable!

  2. Too soon on A Computer Called LEO · · Score: 3, Funny


    LEO would have been a great success had John Carmack been around to write Quake for it. Of course the cost of the paper spewing out of the machine would have been prohibitive.

  3. This is a silly argument. on Cheap Audio Production · · Score: 4, Insightful


    but why aren't the benefits of lower production costs being passed on to the consumer?

    Why do movies still cost an arm and a leg to go see when they use Linux clusters rather than SGI machines to do the rendering? Just because a company becomes more efficient doesn't mean they have to pass on the savings. What if the company was losing money until they found a way to shave a few bucks from their costs and make a profit? Are they supposed to cut their prices and continue to lose money?

  4. Come one.. on Cheap Audio Production · · Score: 1

    You're talking about a $14,505 savings. Big name producers, studio time, etc cost a LOT more than that.

  5. Wonderful.. on SARS and the Internet · · Score: 0


    Importan SARS work, pr0n, goatse.cx, Kazaa... Is there anything the Internet can't do?

  6. Re:Damn you, Open Source. on Libranet 2.8 Released · · Score: 3, Funny


    You missed out Windows 2003

    Not installing Windows is missing out on something?

  7. Damn you, Open Source. on Libranet 2.8 Released · · Score: 5, Funny


    Quit improving so fast. Wipe machine, install new RedHat. Wipe machine, install new FreeBSD. Wipe machine, install new OpenBSD 3.3. Wipe machine, install new Libranet.

    Can we all just get along?

  8. We already do that. on Intel combines Robots, WLANs, and Linux · · Score: 1, Funny


    We have a merging of bio-mass, networking and telephone services where I work: when people think the network is getting flaky, my phone starts to ring.

  9. MMmm.... on Red Hat Releases x86_64 Technology Preview, GinGin · · Score: 5, Funny


    GinGin and TonicTonic with a good squeeze of LimeLime.

  10. Caches. on DSL Hardware for Wiring Condos? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Make sure you add a squid cache at the head end, you wouldn't want all your bandwidth being used up by constant goatse.cx reloads.

  11. Re:Lamers - Oh Yeah? on The Costs of Patching · · Score: 5, Funny


    Yeah and? Today is Thursday, May 1 10003.

  12. Lamers on The Costs of Patching · · Score: 4, Funny


    Pff.. you lamers with your fancy-pants Windows or your free Linux or *BSDs are all clueless. I haven't patched my Apple ][+'s DOS3.3 for 20 years and it still has yet to be 0wned.

  13. Simple solution on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1


    1: Mind control police run towards you
    2: Press double-barrelled 12 gauge shotgun to forehead
    3: Squeeze trigger.
    4: Laugh all the way to the morgue.

  14. Yikes! on iTunes Music Store sells 275,000 Tracks in 18 Hours · · Score: 2, Funny


    Why so many downloads? I thought Macs had Gnutella clients.

    yeah I'm joking

  15. Do I have it? on New Insights into Synesthesia · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Do I have Synesthesia if I see dead people?

  16. Subscribers? on High Density CDs · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!

    I don't see many comments. Does this mean there aren't many subscribers or subscribers don't pay to do "F1r5t p05t5!" ?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  17. Lamer on Starting an After-School Computer Club? · · Score: 1


    Don't be lame and have an After Hours Computer Club, be a Real Man and do what we did back in '82: an After Hours AD&D Club!

  18. Great on Digital DNA Circuits · · Score: 1


    The DNA circuits will be used in mainstream computing hardware.. The DNA wired computing hardware will become Skynet.. The DNA wired computing hardware that becomes Skynet will become self-aware.. You know the rest of the story.

    Where's my tinfoil hat?

  19. American Greetings.. on Penny Arcade vs. American Greetings Revisited · · Score: 4, Funny


    "American Greetings.. you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." sorry.. watched Star Wars last night.

  20. Training courses.. on Digital Game Based Learning · · Score: 0


    .. you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  21. Moving Mt. Fuji? on How Would You Move Mount Fuji? · · Score: 4, Funny


    Pffff... I'll sit back on a lawn chair with some beer and let plate tectonics do all the work.

  22. Seems fair.. on Analysis of Netflix's DVD Allocation System · · Score: 1


    It does seem fair as there are only a certain number of physical DVDs to send around. That said, they should buy more of popular titles to keep the waits to a minimum for long time, and presumably good, customers.

  23. Great defense. on The Virus Did It · · Score: 3, Funny


    Himmler: My orders were not from Hitler but from a virus.
    Tim McVeigh: A virus filled that truck with diesel and fertilizer.
    Magic Johnson: I didn't get AIDS from a woman but from a virus.

    well.. ok, you can scratch the last one.

  24. Don't like the name. on Crossover Office 2.0 Released · · Score: 3, Funny


    "Crossover Office" sounds like a building full of transvestites.

  25. Re:Canada will probably leave on Canada, US and Kyoto · · Score: 1


    No. Montreal has a huge percentage of English speakers. It was Montreal that swayed the results in the last referendum.